Could you beat him in a fight? he's only 5'11 and benches only 2pl8

Could you beat him in a fight? he's only 5'11 and benches only 2pl8

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nope, and neither could anyone on this website. Anyone who says otherwise is lying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread/

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, i do MMA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He does jiu jitsu you know. Are you even any good? Have you ever fought? What is your record if you have?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He does jiu jitsu you know
        sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks mma fighters wins fights against boxers in the street.

      Believe me good punchers don't give time to mma fighters to do their monkey tricks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If a boxer and a mma fighter, with similar weight and ability (let’s say top ranked professional in their respected sport), have a one on one street fight the mma fighter will win 95% of the time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he'd literally bite your ear off if you tried to pull one of your love grabs on him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no man,, I am mexican boxers and mma fights are pretty normal here, boxers always win unless the mma fighter have pretty good boxing fundamentals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in boxing of course, in mma ruleset or no rules mma wins. Picrel is literally the worst boxer I've ever seen in my life but dominated in his prime and could grapple frick and GnP any box gay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they literally dont give them a time to get close boxing fundamentals make really difficult for mma moves to work. Of course it could happen that if the boxer gets grapped its over but in a 1 vs 1 both ready to fight with no sucker moves the boxer wins.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >posting the guy who took the fastest L in history
              Looooool im crying

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >being (You) and thinking you have something on him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Gets all his info about ufc from youtube shorts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >being (You) and thinking you have something on him

                >coping mmalets start seething immediately
                Get knee'd lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          agreed but only if the mma fighter is striking based. still nobody that isnt a pro could frick up mike

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes obviously some Joe blow purple belt with half a year of mcdojo striking would get their orbital smashed in by Tyson or any professional boxer, but let’s not pretend that top level boxers stand a chance against top level mma fighters.
            Also pic rel was the most ferocious striker of all time in all combat sports.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Top level MMA fighters have literally been getting their skulls bashed in by YouTubers. Do you want the truth? In a real street fight, whoever gets hit first loses. It has nothing to do with your ability to grapple

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kicks your knee inwards
        WOAHHH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What happen to james toney when he tried mma?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At that point in Toney's life and career the cheeseburgers had taken their toll. If you're talking about a prime mid-1980's Toney, I bet he could hold his own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A tickle fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id tickle his pickle if you know what i mean

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    id prefer to keep my ear if thats alright

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why did he do so many shrugs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seems that he was very indecisive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >big traps & neck
        To resist punches. A bull can flip a car with it's neck, no way you're knocking out a bull.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A bull can flip a car with it's neck
          Damn. Never thought they were so powerful.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i could beat him off no problem

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, if he has to wear those gloves there’s no way he’s getting higher than a 100 and on a good day I score about 150.

    Oh, you said in a fight? Sorry, I thought you said bowling.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah but his first wife gave me extreme boners when she was on the fresh prince

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ughhh come on,dude seriously?Does she have a perfect ass or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah but ur mom does

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >benches only 2pl8
    citation needed

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He benches 2pl8 but can outrun you, outspeed you, has more endurance than you.
    Powersisters...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5'10"*

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's only 5'11
    I thought he was way shorter than that?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boxing rules? No
    Street fight rules? Absolutely. He doesn't know how to defend himself from takedowns and kicks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has been in plenty of street fight in his life and pummeled everyone
      Moment you try your gay takedowns you'll eat a hook and that's a fact

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's been in more streetfights than you ever have, you colossal homosexuals. He literally talks about kicking people in the head in his book.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, he actually got jumped by this dude who really hated him and tyson beat the shit out of him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he knows martial art X so he doesn't know about anything beyond that
      Why do so many morons think this way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i would love to see anon getting beat into a pulp and getting knocked out cold after acting so confident

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek do MMAnlets really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mma gays are delusional

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets jumped by the leader of the Crips
      >beats the fricker in under 30 seconds
      Yep Tyson has never been in a street fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like you could even get close to him lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be in prision

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >go for a takedown
      >get punched in the back of the head
      >die

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, he mogged way taller boxers than him

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be lucky to last 3 minutes without losing my leg movement permanently

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson is 5'10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm close to 6'3. Height and reach are basically everything. It might be close but I think I have the edge (if not under a strict boxing rule set).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He would hook you once in the body and you would fold like a deck of cards. He used to body tall guys who could actually fight unlike you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FRICK. THIS FRICKING GUY.

        That was a good laugh anon. Stating that reach is a benefit against the man that was notorious for laying out c**ts way taller than him, his entire style was dedicated to opening up on lanklets as they try to establish distance with jabs, you would be absolutely evicerated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Close to 6'3
        So you're 6'2? Maybe stop Larping about being the ideal height and come to terms with your incessant homosexualry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He completely anhilated world class boxers who were like 6'5, you don't stand a chance

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes if by fight you mean he's asleep and i have a gun.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i know he's a worldclass fighter but what if we got somebody whos incredibly racist?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no. there's almost no one on this board that could. you would need to be All-American wrestler tier. He knocked out people that were ~6'4 240-250lbs many times in his career.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know BJ, so probably, I fight like Eddie Brock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you gonna suck his dick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's an honorable tactic.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I ever get into a fistfight as a grown man? I'm not a fricking child on the playground.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the zookeeper didn't let him in my cage

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was extremely drunk and pumped full of sleeping tranquilizer while seconds away from passing out yes. Otherwise a proper sucker punch to the jugular is my only chance.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'd kill you before you even realize what's happening.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mummy signed me up for wrestling in high school.
    How good is he at wrestling? I'm way bigger than him so I've got a chance unless he can wrestle too.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a human version of a pitbull.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The neckpill
    Take it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What exersices do you recommend? Also to align your head with your torso.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep your head in the air while benching and doing bench exercises. That's it.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always of the opinion to believe I will win everyfight I fight but being realistic probably not. I'd love to spar with him though

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Tyson was 5'9" - 5'10"

    Video for any chud that thinks they could beat him:

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he' 5'10 actually and yeah I'd beat him up in his prime as I'm brazilian and do jiu jitsu (UFC rules tho, not that PRIME bullshit where they can stomp us)

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was an absolute genetic freak of nature (190ish pounds of muscle at 13 years old) , youngest heavyweight champion ever.

    in another era he'd be a conqueror with a huge concubine.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell the frick no, but would still give almost anything for the chance to.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pro league athlete whose ground breaking
    amateur MMAgay:
    >yeah I can take him
    >he’s prob never dealt with kicks and grapples even though he spent decades of his life learning fighting
    >he won’t have a clue about other forms of fighting
    If you’re under 6’ 4” and 250lbs you’re getting your ass kicked.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5'11" is GOAT fighter height.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a boxer who could defeat prime Tyson?
    I think even fury would have trouble with prime Tyson.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.sportscasting.com/muhammad-ali-nearly-lost-his-leg-after-his-fight-with-wwe-hall-of-famer-antonio-inoki/
    Muhammad Ali literally almost died from kicks.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that there has been plenty of fighters from other combat sports that have become world champions at boxing but not a single boxing champion ever has become champ in other combat sport.

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