Cope I don't have a boyfriend. Stay salty chud, he turned into a beautiful princess with natural feminine vegana that Dr. Rosenthal gave him (now her). I'm chinese if that makes a difference.
I mean how does that even happen? Are we really living in a society where everyone is so unwilling to talk with strangers or comment on their personal space that not one person could say "watch your posture bruh" before his neck got to literally almost horizontal?!
You are looking at what a broken, most likely depressed, empty, shell of a guy is. Have you ever dealt with someone like that? If you told him to straighten up he would give a loose lipped "yeah" and just cease speaking with or listening to you.
he easily could have been 5'11 in his prime years before the back problems. Maybe only in the morning for only a couple hours or not far from 5'11.
I beleive he was a strong 5'10 atleast.
That being said you Black folk have skewed perception of height because you homosexuals never fought a minute in your miserable lives and everything you know about fighting is from action movies and marvel capeshit.
It depends if it’s a boxing match or not, pure boxing he wins but I could survive a round or few if I kept pulling him in a clinch and played defensive. No shot I win though.
Never.
I'm old - I remember Tyson at the time. Boxing was still pretty big. Tyson was annihilating the field like nobody since Ali at least. Tyson was indomitable.
tyson is my all time fav boxer but I gotta admit his level of competition sucked ass.
by the time he made it big and fougth big names he was already failing. sure cus damato died and he no longer had super discipline plus drug problems. money and fame got into his head.
Most entertaining and brutal style ever. He is the only boxer I could watch for hours and not get bored.
That being said most of the dudes he beat in his prime were only cans and even prime tyson lost to some random dude.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. He was the most scary and even tho he clearly wasnt the goat he would still scare me more than other unbeaten pitter patter boring fricks. For example I cant even sit trough a single ali match. I think ali was way way overrated.
how would mike tyson do in those eastern martial arts where anything goes (elbows, kicks, knees, headbutts, punching the back of the head)
I think boxing rules kept we from seeing his true potential... in a "anything goes" type of fight he would be unbeatable.
elon musk should implement a filter to the people who are allowed to go to mars where you have to take a single full-strength punch to the jaw by a cloned in-his-prime mike tyson and not get knocked out or even hit the ground
if you can do that then you get to go
me no, but i heard bruce lee could
bruce lee would absolutely destroy him lmao
That is a very silly thing to say.
Bruce Lee actually knew boxing, wrestling, and submissions.
Bruce Lee was also half his size. Tyson would murder the asiatic
Bruce Lee admitted Muhammad Ali would whoop him stop being an idiot
Easiest double leg of my life
Grow up
>whiteknighting for a man you've never even met
Stay safe and watch out for the aids when you get bottomed by your boyfriend.
Cope I don't have a boyfriend. Stay salty chud, he turned into a beautiful princess with natural feminine vegana that Dr. Rosenthal gave him (now her). I'm chinese if that makes a difference.
u mad blackboi
calm down ruggarell, you fat gay Black person
I mean how does that even happen? Are we really living in a society where everyone is so unwilling to talk with strangers or comment on their personal space that not one person could say "watch your posture bruh" before his neck got to literally almost horizontal?!
There's a girl right there looking at his screen with him. Does it not strike her as a bit off? Couldn't she say to straighten up a bit?
I refuse to believe that he has to sit that way, I can't imagine him walking around that way, can you?
You are looking at what a broken, most likely depressed, empty, shell of a guy is. Have you ever dealt with someone like that? If you told him to straighten up he would give a loose lipped "yeah" and just cease speaking with or listening to you.
>neck wider than head
viable natty?
No, nobody on IST can survive more than 10 seconds with Tyson and you knew that when you made the thread.
What was this guy's problem?
no fap (allegedly)
>Mike Tyson
>5'11
Lel
This
He's like 5'7
he easily could have been 5'11 in his prime years before the back problems. Maybe only in the morning for only a couple hours or not far from 5'11.
I beleive he was a strong 5'10 atleast.
That being said you Black folk have skewed perception of height because you homosexuals never fought a minute in your miserable lives and everything you know about fighting is from action movies and marvel capeshit.
Frick no.
Yes, i'd kill him and rape his corpse.
Ill make him laugh and run around trying to act like a clown whole round
Or get naked and cover myself in shit
>Or get naked and cover myself in shit
based.
this. bruce lee could whoop his ass and dance rounds around him.
he said it to look humble. lee knew he would kill that homie.
>black "man"
I'd beat him like the woman he wishes he was.
If you can last 45 seconds, you can survive the round
I wouldn't last 10 seconds with any professional credible heavyweight boxer.
they should do a movie based on this premise.
Aspiring boxer has to last in the ring against a champion. Bet that would be great.
Gonna fly now
More importantly, what was his workout routine? That fricking neck
If it's just normal gym-intensity sparring even hard sparring, probably. I'm going to get lit up, but I think I can last three minutes.
Competition intensity, I'm getting heemed into another dimension.
What a fricking ugly gorilla Black person, jesus he barely looks human what the frick.
He returned to monke long before you.
It depends if it’s a boxing match or not, pure boxing he wins but I could survive a round or few if I kept pulling him in a clinch and played defensive. No shot I win though.
The D'Amato version of Tyson was the greatest boxer of all times.
Never.
I'm old - I remember Tyson at the time. Boxing was still pretty big. Tyson was annihilating the field like nobody since Ali at least. Tyson was indomitable.
tyson is my all time fav boxer but I gotta admit his level of competition sucked ass.
by the time he made it big and fougth big names he was already failing. sure cus damato died and he no longer had super discipline plus drug problems. money and fame got into his head.
Most entertaining and brutal style ever. He is the only boxer I could watch for hours and not get bored.
That being said most of the dudes he beat in his prime were only cans and even prime tyson lost to some random dude.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. He was the most scary and even tho he clearly wasnt the goat he would still scare me more than other unbeaten pitter patter boring fricks. For example I cant even sit trough a single ali match. I think ali was way way overrated.
Easy. His reach is not enough, I'm too fat. He could never get a knockout
Stop fricking spamming this daily. And no, nobody on this site would stand a chance against him lmao, quit larping.
I could kick his ass dude. Im 6'5 and 200lbs. I could take him out.
youre a twink
how would mike tyson do in those eastern martial arts where anything goes (elbows, kicks, knees, headbutts, punching the back of the head)
I think boxing rules kept we from seeing his true potential... in a "anything goes" type of fight he would be unbeatable.
I am 5'9, 135 lbs, and have never boxed in my life. No shot, he would kill me.
elon musk should implement a filter to the people who are allowed to go to mars where you have to take a single full-strength punch to the jaw by a cloned in-his-prime mike tyson and not get knocked out or even hit the ground
if you can do that then you get to go