Could you last one round with 1997 Mike Tyson without getting KO'd? He's 5'10 220lbs

Could you last one round with 1997 Mike Tyson without getting KO'd?
He's 5'10 220lbs

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'10 and 225, But pretty fat. I reckon I could of I imitated his roid routine for 6 months.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      could have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not without Rooney/D'amato coaching you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What would Wayne Rooney do here? Teach him how to pull off a rad bycicle kick and peak at 20?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Tyson is natty

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I would actually beat him

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I was successfully running around the ring and avoiding him then yeah I could maybe last a round

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guarantee prime Mike runs faster than you.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he has to much muscle to move fast. i would use my superior lean frame to just dodge his blows, and use facial expressions and words to enrage him further, which will decrease his accuracy even more. honestly i wouldn't be surprised if he gassed himself out so bad that i could land a good few shots myself. maybe win by decision

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based anime protagonist

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just do injectable tren base and test halotestin pre fight and youd be a fricking turbo savage like him, youd rape him in the ring infront of everyone easy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 6'6. he's toast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=48
        rude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn, the aggression on this guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT? he has Chairman MAO tatooed on his arm?!?!! wtf is this mandela effect?!!?!?! hahahahhaa

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he got it in prison, also got che on his belly area, he became a muslim in jail too, anything to break up the boredom I suppose

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he became a muslim in jail too
            WHAT you gotta be shitting me, this is some mandela tier bullshit hier. A MUSLIM? What now, Xi Jinping is actually a rastafari from Jamaica?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        An HD recap of the fight

        damn THE 22-3-1 Jose Ribalta??? now post Tyson's highlights against good opposition...oh right he lost every one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are not buster douglas. You aren't even Ribalta.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what does that have to do with anything? You wouldn't last a round with Ribalta, there are trained boxers that haven't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >now post Tyson's highlights against good opposition.
          Tyson finished off some very competent fighters in ridiculous times during his peak days. When he fought Holyfield peak was already over. For whatever reason he was one of those guys who deteriorate even before what should be their best years are over.
          Opposite of Foreman who was koing people at 45 with a beer gut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/8NcoHMBJAcA

      An HD recap of the fight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        online lanklet warriors on suicide watch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are not tyson, you are tiny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you can't fight, you're a mouth homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Im taller so I win
      take a break from IST or stop talking to women, please

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually win the whole fight. I'd just keep hugging him until he got mad and bit my ear, winning me the fight.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we dose him with mushrooms first?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just double leg him

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah
    I could beat up everyone on this thread too EZ

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a boxing match I could if I played defensive and gave him no chance of counters, but I would most likely lose the match since I’m not a boxer. In an mma match I would have a good chance to beat him with grappling

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whole grains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His workout is kinda moronic tbh but I like the idea of doing a ton of reps of bodyweight exercises for athleticism.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 5’10 and 145. I would be lucky to survive a minute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a minute?
      he would KO you in the first 10 seconds with just one punch

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think you could push over 2010 Hakuho before he pushed you over?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. I'd square up with him right in the pocket and trade blows. Lay him out flat in ten seconds or less.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I grapple? If so, then perhaps. If not, then no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How good a grappler would you need to be to close the gap, clinch up and take him down?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee prime Mike would ragdoll you.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course NOT. This ain't Bob Sapp we talkin' bout, dis is MIKE TYSON! A jab would KNOCK ME OUT.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, IST?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Lmao, even.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can Bruce Lee cast fireballs like mr.Mortal Kombat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tyson, Bruce Lee is all theatrics and is 4'10 asian manlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brad pitt

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no moron

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop saying stupid shit. In a boxing match one round. You better not survive 2 rounds because it will be 10 times worst. Better to get knocked out or a body shot in the first 30 seconds. So you can maybe have brain cells left

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'3 230lbs 18%bf with an over 3pl8 bench. Mike would destroy me in under a minute

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

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