Could you pull it off?

Could you pull it off?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those are too short, 7" inseam is the way to go unless swim suit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >too short
      No such thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just bought a pair of 9" inseam, even those feel too short as they land above my knees

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Men with "shorts" hanging below their knees look like wiggers.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis lookin mf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where my Boer bro's at? It's cold as shit atm so I'm wearing two pairs of shorts

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wear shorts like that to work.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even them pull it off, the guy in the middle is the closest one but even him looks weird af

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you wouldn't suck his wiener while he's wearing those shorts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're just not used to old school shorts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope homosexual, Boer youth are all dressing like this and it's unironically reinforcing gym culture

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This definitely depends on culture and location.

    If I wore shorts that short where I live, people would unironically think I was homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only really works in a place like Africa. Maybe outback aussies can pull it off, but I imagine American whites' legs are too fat and pasty

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there's anything I hate more than the subsection of 16-19 year olds idolizing the rhodesian aesthetic. You guys are worse than airsofters, literally on the level of the sprezzaturagays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sprezzatura gays

      IST incursion detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think there's anything I hate more than the subsection of 16-19 year olds idolizing the rhodesian aesthetic. You guys are worse than airsofters, literally on the level of the sprezzaturagays.

        Go back ISTggot consoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because I have tattoos on my thighs. Regret getting them because I can never wear short shorts to show off my quads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so what about tatts on your thighs
      is design that shitty horrible you can't show them?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jirre bra, selfs ek dink dis n klein bietjie gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jou ma is gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jou ma is teleurgesteld

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jou ma is 'n kaffermeid.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my swimming shorts are at that length and i have pretty good thighs but hairless. I was too lazy to dress back into my normal shorts after a swim seassion and men and women alike looked after me. Quite an amazing feeling tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were miring 😉

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now you know 😉

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that's how I dressed most of my life and how I have to dress if I visit my hometown. People who wear long pants are not to be trusted, probably they are some businessman or politician who wants to bamboozle you.

    Also my legs are pretty big anyway

    t. north australian

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Boers dress like they're working as rentboys for their Anglo overlords
    checks out

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hate living in london man, can never wear
    "rural" tier clothing or else people look at me

    i already dress in this colour scheme but with cuffed trousers and combat boots - attracting plenty of attention
    sure i look cool on a hike, but weirdly out of place anywhere else

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being a gay? of course! I love sucking dick

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    once you actually work your legs, you have to wear shorts above the knee or you look goofy as shit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans: "That's too short it looks gay"

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pulled them off last year, before they ripped as they were too cheaply made for my bombastic walkpilled lifestyle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this man like you wouldn't belive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Steve Backshall. He isn't Steve irwin but he is good. He is also IST.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i could pull them all off pretty easily, would only take a few mins each

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pull what off? wearing shorts? is this where we're at now? just wear them you idiots what the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No he's asking if you could pull of their shorts. To what end one can only speculate

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to wear them but my conservative as frick family forbids me from wearing them.
    Every aspect of my life is controlled by my family.
    If my life was a video game, then it's essentially an extremely long and unskippable cutscene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How old are you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        21, but my family treats me as a subhuman child because I have autism and ADHD.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 21 too. But i'm NEET and don't have money to buy proper shorts ;d

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            However, my family also forces me to wear really long Amerimutt-tier shorts whenever we go out because it's too hot here and they think we live in the desert or something.
            We would probably have to move to Russia if they want cold weather.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Or Alaska.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'd wear it

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a cool outfit. How do I cop?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but I want to keep my power hidden

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