Covert G○yslop

We all know fast food is bad for you. Most people may not know why, but they certainly don't perceive it as healthy. The problem is when the gslop starts infiltrating ingredient lists, this is where the average consumer lets his guard down. The legislations are there to protect you brothers, learn to read the ingredients lists and teach others to do the same. They want to pass right under our noses, don't let them.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the "ketoschizo, ketolard, fatty, carnitard" spamming dyel shows his ugly mug

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      g0yslop has nothing to do with keto

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to this nutcase

        normies asked for this

        The average consumer is braindead. Just search for some reaction videos on youtube
        >woah what the heck! It taste just like le real egg! :^O
        If you manage to get your product to look and taste close enough to the real deal they'll fall for it in minutes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's like the Matrix but with sugar and slave foods

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The modern food addicted vegtards use "keto" as a strawman argument against anyone who posts against goyslop. I don't really understand why he does it since there's nothing wrong with keto and it doesn't even necessarily eliminate goyslop, it has nothing to do with it.

        I just find it odd that some people have this emotional fixation on defending goyslop and they sperg out whenever this subject gets posted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it doesn't, but that does not stop ketoschizoschizo from doing his thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ketoschizoschizo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ketoschizoschizo
          Take your meds, ketoschizoschizoschizo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All in favor of you posting your body since your defending keto

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already posted body dumb bitch. I don't care bout keto either. Your turn, dyel.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This guys' pictures have been floating around this board for years. Almost everyone recognizes him, he goes by a trip. If you're going to try and troll here, at least lurk long enough that you don't embarrass yourself like this
          >it's new to me... must be new to everyone else too, r-right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mental bruv? I took these pics on Wednesday.
            >Almost everyone recognizes him, he goes by a trip
            Thanks for the admiration m8 but I'd never trip

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry, but you're don't know who you're dealing with. I've been on this board for over a decade and I have high functioning autism. My mind is like a steel trap, absorbing everything, forgetting nothing. I have seen this man, same physique, same belt, same exact picture, posted countless times before. I am currently strolling through the halls of my mind palace, looking over each instance of this picture occurring in my memories. Give up, you've lost.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have high functioning autism
                I can tell

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you stop using my pics?!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You ain't fooling anyone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's not you. Post body with timestamp. Waiting.

            Better luck next time dyel.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              is this really you? whys the background grey

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he crops it out so you can't reverse image search. Its not him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like it, I do the same in most of my pics

                Poor Photoshop job

                Because he crops it out so you can't reverse image search. Its not him

                No dignity.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Poor Photoshop job

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              seething DYELs ITT
              fit was always filled with salty 100lb girls but nowadays its ridiculous that every thread contains at least 10 morons who never touched a weight in their life

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The real redpill is that most of IST benches below 80kg according to the census we had some months ago

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's not you. Post body with timestamp. Waiting.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    normies asked for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sad state of affairs

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >legislation is to protect you
    Who is the goy now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not being allowed to call something something it's not is good legislation.
      you don't want something in stores called chicken breasts to be anything other than chicken breasts.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying shit with ingredient lists
    ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most based post in the thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ketolards finally admit that the goyslop forced meme is just another psyop to make you conform to their expensive, reditor hairloss diet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. g0yslopper

      Tell that to this nutcase
      [...]
      The average consumer is braindead. Just search for some reaction videos on youtube
      >woah what the heck! It taste just like le real egg! :^O
      If you manage to get your product to look and taste close enough to the real deal they'll fall for it in minutes

      what the hell is wrong with him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, you were the first one to mention keto in this thread and your appearance was predicted by

      >inb4 the "ketoschizo, ketolard, fatty, carnitard" spamming dyel shows his ugly mug

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally put the first post that mentions keto in your own post. Are ketotrannies that plague thing board finally losing their minds from their mental illness brain fog diet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This you baby?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fine, I'll rephrase:
          >Nope, you were the first one to relate avoiding processed foods specifically to being centered on keto in this thread and your appearance was predicted by

          >inb4 the "ketoschizo, ketolard, fatty, carnitard" spamming dyel shows his ugly mug


          Does that soothe your pedantic autism, you fucking spaz?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This you baby?

          After the thread is now successfully derailed to schizos arguing, there remains one question: When will ketogenic diet become so mainstream, that it will also be seen as relying totally on high processed shit foods?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will beat you to death with my barbell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek u mad ketolard hairlet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can cut out goyslop without going on keto, schlomo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you are beyond saving

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think imma buy some mcdonalds tonight actually

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both go up my ass the same

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oy vey, eggs are so healthy and have a good shelf life, hold my bagel hershel while i come up with a scheme for a pointless competing product

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but it's cruelty free! Never mind the mass deforestation and relocation of animals for mugbean oil farming

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        80% of deforestation is for animal feeding; no need to strawman.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          False.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if that were true you prove that "cruelty free" does not exist in a mass produced food environment. Good job no matter what dietary changes you make in life. Good job, I hope you tell your vegan friends that

          >learn to read the ingredients lists and teach others to do the same.
          I wish I could teach my mother but she needs to put on her reading glasses to do so. How to ensure my mom has a better grasp of healthy eating?

          If the ingredient list is longer than her fingernail avoid it. I hope your mom doesn't have some long ass bimbo nails

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro that's my mother, back the fuck down.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry friend, just trying to be helpful.

              Post body

              Cry about it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With timestamp

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you got btfo, better luck next time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With timestamp

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with timestamp

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already posted body dumb bitch. I don't care bout keto either. Your turn, dyel.

                [...]
                Better luck next time dyel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're still here replying to your own posts? Why?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fucked ur mum

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even if that were true you prove that "cruelty free" does not exist in a mass produced food environment.
            I agree with that. I think "harm reduction" would be the better term. The only vegan I have contact with right now is sadly one of those who still go to mcdonalds to get a veggie burger.
            Mass production with all its consequences of food is more or less necessary, but the worst excesses could easily be avoided, if it would exist to secure the food providing of the people and not to fill the moneybags of the super wealthy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't you heard? Growing tomatoes is like radioactive fallout and prevents trees from growing there for 1000 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then they have Kapparot

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First I had no idea what exactly this stuff should be; I was surprised when I found out americans can buy eggwhite in cans and now thought, this would be something like that. The small text says it's to make something like scrambled eggs.
    There is literally no reason to use this shit, even when vegan.
    A somehow nice emulation of scrambled eggs is scrambled tofu, seasoned with thyme, turmeric and everything you would season scrambled eggs with. If one can find Kala Namak (or black salt), it's also possible to attain a more or less eggy taste. Crumbling the tofu is not much more hassle than crack open an egg.
    To substitute an egg when baking one can use a spoon of söyflour or a banana; and also there are like a million vegan cake recipes.
    There is literally no reason to use high-processed shit like this stuff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, Bitch tits

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >learn to read the ingredients lists and teach others to do the same.
    I wish I could teach my mother but she needs to put on her reading glasses to do so. How to ensure my mom has a better grasp of healthy eating?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With timestamp

      All in favor of you posting your body since your defending keto

      This guys' pictures have been floating around this board for years. Almost everyone recognizes him, he goes by a trip. If you're going to try and troll here, at least lurk long enough that you don't embarrass yourself like this
      >it's new to me... must be new to everyone else too, r-right?

      I'm sorry, but you're don't know who you're dealing with. I've been on this board for over a decade and I have high functioning autism. My mind is like a steel trap, absorbing everything, forgetting nothing. I have seen this man, same physique, same belt, same exact picture, posted countless times before. I am currently strolling through the halls of my mind palace, looking over each instance of this picture occurring in my memories. Give up, you've lost.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marketed as JUST Egg
    >I always saw this bottle near the eggs but I never looked at it cause I eat whole eggs cooked in a pan like a sane individual
    >its literally just g*yslop
    Holy shit how can they get away with this? BIGASS "JUST EGG" on the bottle? WTF

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone got me a "fleece" blanket as a gift. it was made of 100% polyester. another product to lead the non-paranoidly-cautious health nut goyim astray. it's hard to even get bedding without flame retardant nowadays....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fleece is always polyester. Wool is the protected term for the natural fiber from sheep, fleece can describe what's basically a fleece-textured polyester fabric.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 'just' part is branded as a 'justified' product.
      Anything that resembles egg can be called egg ever since boiled sweets of the same shape. Similar to plant juices being called almond milk and stuff.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t buy anything that is more than one ingredient. But meat, vegetables, rice, etc. This is very simple.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What abt onion salt?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    indont understand why they put a bunch of chemicals inside like how is it profitable at all ? isnt it just easier and cheaper to mix an egg into it ? same with literally every product ever
    its fucking bullshit lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was but not anymore. These chemicals are now cheaply made with the highest efficiency to speed rate that surpasses normal egg farming. More chemicals are also used to mask the bad quality of the original product. That's most infuriating, they have no reason to exist other than to
      1. cut production costs
      2. enhance flavor to fool gullible consumers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        once you abstain from goyslop long enough, you start to notice some of these chemicals because they taste off. things that tasted fine to me before I purged goyslop from my diet would taste bad if I tried it again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just binders.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's specifically to exploit a niche in the market: vegans who want egg flavor but refuse to compromise on being vegan.
      It's usually not cheaper to buy this stuff but if you're vegan and craving an egg replacement someone will be by to sell you one at some point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

      Try again, gay, my birds look like this.

      When you eat meat or animal products that are the result of mass industrial animal torture, you enter into communion with Satan. They feed chickens Prozac so they don't die from depression. You are sinning when you eat them.

      MOGGED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 9 got some cool pokemon

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The products called JUST...
    Just JUST yourself holy fart flaps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks senpai

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go veggie or vegan
    >eat fake meat,eggs and fish made from plants
    How pathetic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they literally just repackaging garloids to appel to vegans?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >egg
    That doesn't convey modern egg ingredients such as growth hormones and corn based chicken feed. Unless you've got your own coup from a legit breeder you're essentially still eating the sloppa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      planning on getting my own chickens and goats in the future

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The heat from the just egg cooks the bottle

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gsg got purged again
    bros.....where do we take the slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make a new one

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is my favorite word b& now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost, jannies autosage the thread if typed in the OP

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    normalfags know very little about nutrition, even the common sense aspects. I know enough who think eating too many eggs will give you heart attacks. or who eat fat reduced shit all day long because they do not understand that their body needs fat and will just demand greater volumes of the low fat high carb shit to meet its requirements.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a sensitive bitch that you somehow believe taking a chicken's eggs hurts them.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no soi
      >no sneed oil
      Eggbros can't stop winning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://egg-truth.com

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, still not eating the bugs or the JUSTed egg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you're selfish?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chickens are not people

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they can still feel pain though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their immense pain is worth 1/100th of the gains I get from their food.
                Inferior beings exist to serve me.
                Heil Fucking Hitler.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get all my eggs from a nearby farm that I trust because I've visited to confirm the well-being of all the chickens and the quality of their overall farming practices.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that you care about the quality of life of fucking chickens makes you just another cell in the cancer that needs to be cut out of humanity

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing wrong with valuing the well-being of other living creatures. In fact, animals who are kept happy and healthy produce more nutritious meat and other products like eggs. It's directly beneficial to you and me as consumers of animal products to make sure the animals those products come from are treated as well as possible.
              There's nothing to be gained from being some edgy retard who doesn't care about animals being mistreated; there is in fact much to be lost because eggs from caged factory chickens are literally less good for you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >whoa brah! you have empathy, you're like, so heckin GIRRRRRLYYYYYY bro! you're not like, manly, hahaha! like wow, broooohhhh, haha, whoaaa dood, you heckin CARE even if treating livestock well improves output? lol heckin gay!
              you've never raised an animal, milked one, or gutted one before in your life. you're a sheltered pseudo-masculine gay little boy who has zero connection with how his food truly gets to his table. you're not a man. you're an insecure little boy trying to be one. men bring others up, no matter what another thinks.
              gay.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are the chaff that God talks about that needs to be separated and burned. Life is sacred.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bros...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try again, gay, my birds look like this.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            cute AND healthy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The garden gnome fears the independent subsistence chicken farmer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem

          Cage eggs are for subhumans. I literally lose all respect for "people" who eat cage eggs not just because of their cruelty but also because they have such little self-worth that they think mass-produced goyfeed is even worthy of their palate.
          Eating eggs with a clean conscience is as simple as buying free-range eggs or -better yet- raising the chickens yourself. It's easy as fuck and they quite literally turn garbage and pests into the best source of protein available.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you personally collect the eggs from chickens in your possession or are you just another fucking amoral moron consumer that purchases his conscience in the form of words on packaging?

            Why stop at eggs? If two roads diverge and meet again at proximate places, which in this case is mistreatment of animals, how can you make any consistent moral argument? Just eat eggs. Be grateful that life was given to you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you personally collect the eggs from chickens in your possession
              Unfortunately not, my current circumstances prevent that. I have to buy the eggs and hope that false advertisement legislation is enough to make sure the farmers are doing the right thing.
              >muh moron consumer
              I get the sentiment of not trusting everything you read and not trusting the government to even try to keep companies honest. But there is a difference between a product from a farm that MAYBE treats its hens with cruelty and a product from a farm that DEFINITELY treats its hens with extreme cruelty. Fuck off with your postmodernist "You can't know anything" crap.
              >Why stop at eggs?
              What makes you think I stop at eggs?
              >Just eat eggs
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, so don't eat eggs. You're the only guarantor of quality. The governing body of what you put into yourself begins at your finger tips. Making it into a supplication for actual moral choices in the face of mindless consumption doesn't set you apart, let alone free you from consequence of the world as it is. At the very least, I'll enjoy your share of cruelly harvested eggs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok, so don't eat eggs
                Yeah sorry I don't let slaves tell me what to do.
                >supplication
                As an ex-pseud, let me give you a word of advice: Using long or exotic words doesn't make you look smart, but using them wrong makes you look stupid.
                Also the fact that you have such high standards of how I should guarantee the quality of the products I purchase and distance myself from consumer culture, yet have no qualms with scarfing down cage eggs yourself tells me everything I need to know about you, your self-respect and how much of your clearly inflated ego is legitimate and how much is just pomp to hide the self-loathing wretch cowering inside.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It might be hard to believe but not everyone subscribes to a diminished quality of language in favor of being an unimpressive, compromising gay. Say what you want, every time you reach into the egg cooler at the local grocery store you'll remember what you are: a consumer, one that derives his morality from text stamped on the side of a carton. And you call *me* a slave?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >diminished quality of language
                Oh you mean like the pompous fuckwit that thinks "supplication" is synonymous with "substitution" and butchers the English language in a feeble attempt at looking smarter than he is?
                >every time you reach into the egg cooler at the local grocery store you'll remember what you are: a consumer, one that derives his morality from text stamped on the side of a carton
                Okay first off, no I don't derive my morality from the text on the carton you fucking idiot. My morality was already decided long before I even went to the store. If a business conflicts with my morals, I refuse to do business with them. Just because there is a possibility of me being deceived does not make me anybody's bitch.
                Secondly yes you are a slave. You also reach into the egg cooler and grab your mass-produced, drug-riddled goyfeed, and to top it all off you meekly submit to the circumstances as if a better world is beyond possibility.

                Their immense pain is worth 1/100th of the gains I get from their food.
                Inferior beings exist to serve me.
                Heil Fucking Hitler.

                Hitler was a massive animal lover you redditor piece of shit. He was actually a pioneer when it comes to animal protection laws. If he saw the factory farms of today he'd have every single one of the kikoids running them sent to Auschwitz except he'd gas them for real this time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dumb fuck your goyslop harms more animals than eggs ever will. Nothing destroys the environment like monocrop farms. Nothing kills as many lifeforms as monocrop farms (in the trillions easily). Just one hectare of monocrop farm kills 500 mice per year. And it's all for nothing, just waste. And you have the gall to sit there deluding yourself into thinking your goyslop is some moral high ground, like people buying eggs and meat and other traditional foods aren't actually the ones saving the environment and their health. People like you are a cancer, I hope you grow out of this phase.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > taking one argument and making it into another about something else
                Is this what you think will convince people to stop consuming garbage and being wasteful? For every alternative "conscionable" food source created, you endorse another excuse for unabated expense of resources. You're a stupid fucking moron and in an ideal world, you'd be selling onions by the roadside in Calcutta.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If humans can't afford to live in a normal way and need to cause widespread environmental destruction so that they can reach the hyper-efficiency needed to sustain their numbers, then the problem is the number of humans, not the efficiency of their lifestyles.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree wholeheartedly. How do we decide who goes and who stays?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                WAR

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget the fuel and resource waste just to get the product from SEA to the states or Europe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like to know my chickens suffered when they produced the egg

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go drink your gutter oil, chankoro.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do to fick these gays kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            who gives a shit just buy the cheapest eggs

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's actually a pretty significant nutritional difference between the super cheap $1 per dozen eggs and the actual pastured $5 per dozen eggs, not to mention a big taste difference. There are plenty of reasons not to buy the cheapest eggs other than animal welfare.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, doesn’t suffering/stress reduce not just the nutritional quality but also the taste of all food, both animal and plant?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it sure does for meat

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            "free-range" doesn't mean anything. if the box doesn't say PASTURE RAISED, it is basically a cage egg. never ever eat store brand eggs that don't say pasture raised- they are required by law to conform to open pastures for the chickens in order to have that label on the box

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet these fags are pro abortion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aqua is not a noun. This image is so tryhard it hurts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aqua is not a noun
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Nomenclature_of_Cosmetic_Ingredients

        >This image is so tryhard it hurts
        Yes, the point is to contextual all of these garbage "chemicals in our food" arguments which is just a list of ingredients and nothing else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eggs are cosmetics
          Regardless, the cosmetics industry is using that word wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the point is to contextual all of these garbage "chemicals in our food" arguments
          It's not garbage, there ARE chemicals in our food. Harmful ones. You think the FDA signing off on a food additive makes it safe? Educate yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8JqoCgSJmU
          Processed food is junk, all of it is bad for you and it's riddled with shit that causes all kinds of harm that we've just come to accept over time. Eat only whole foods.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ignore the essay ingredient list goyim everything you eat is chemicals anyway!
          Castrate yourself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro this image is listing the fatty acids present in an egg as if theres any chemical difference between a saturated 8 tail triglyceride and a 10 tail triglyceride like bro just stfu and compact it down to fatty acids, literally no-one is watching their diet for decosenoic acid. a similar case could be made for listing out the amino acids (have you had your arginine today? no? but how will your cells regulate blood pressure? you need arginine goy) but i suppose theres a case to be made. bro. it literally lists 'esters' under the flavours section like bro, you know how many esters there are? thats just such a fucking dumbb comment to include on an ingredients list 'esters' im seriously freaking out about this egg ingredient list shit man, im going to need to bring this up at my next session

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thx Derek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have just abbreviated the amino acids as 'naturally occurring proteins' and fatty acids as 'naturally occurring fats', then the list becomes incredibly short.
      Mainly because eggs don't have artificial additives

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is cope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe. but yeah we should reduce overprocessed shit. but if vegans want to use something to replace eggs, then that's kinda of them, but also I'm sure the ingredient list could be shorter and less processed/ complex?

      also,what the fuck are you trying to replace it exactly? taste? fuck off. nutrition? fuck off baking? I'm sure there's something out there. which part are you trying to replace? the whites? the yolk? do you need yolk as a emulsifier? just use the lecithin that's allready in it.

      OP is a gay

      >these retards don't realize that under governmental labeling standards eggs, apples, bananas, and blueberries are all considered singular ingredients that can be named in an ingredient list as-is with no further breakdown or specification required

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being autistic enough to be missing the point THAT hard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not me being autistic, it's them not understanding the difference between the chemical makeup of a whole food item versus mixing together chemicals into foodlike slop in a lab.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            supposing they are absolutely identical (they're not), what's the difference, nutritionally?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let's take the example of an egg, and a supposed man-made egg created in a lab to be identical.

              A natural chicken egg is full of protein, fat, and vitamins that are all readily digestible and absorbed/used by the human body. When you eat an egg, there is very little waste in the digestion process as every component is in a highly bioavailable state and can be broken down for use by the body.

              A man-made chicken egg may have the same number of grams of protein, fat, and vitamins contained within, but they would all either be synthetic or sourced from plants. You'd get the right amount of protein, but would you get the correct types and balance of specific amino acids? You'd have an awfully expensive egg if you isolated every single amino acid from different sources and reconstituted them into the man-made egg, so the likely thing you'd ACTUALLY do is find a protein that's "close enough" and just use that. But then what about bioavailability? That could easily suffer when substituting one type of protein for another, so your body would absorb less of the protein despite the same amount of "Protein" being on the label. The same goes for vitamins; yes, you'll get the right amounts, but how bioavailable will they be? If the vitamins aren't sourced from animal products then they will surely be less available, leading to less nutrition in your body despite the same number of nutrients.

              And what about the processes of isolating all these nutrients and compounds? Will they introduce carcinogenic elements that have to bind everything? Will it require extra preservatives that have an unknown long-term effect on the human body? On top of that, we have to face the reality that the best ingredients and processes are not usually used. Corners would be cut on the man-made egg, the cheapest versions of nutrients would be used to increase profitability. They won't care as long as the label matches or is close enough, even if the nutrients are barely usable in your body.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                again, I'm agreeing with you. I might not have a few years ago, but I am now. a very simple example for the IFLS crowd is how the version of D vitamin your body uses is D2, while the version in supplements is D3 extracted from sheep wool (this is all from memory so maybe double check)

                or how studies show how you piss out most of the vitamins from supplements

                or the amino acid makeup you mentioned that most normies know fuck all about.

                and so on. Jesus fucking Christ I am so fucking glad I distanced myself from the IFLS crowd. it is quite literally the best thing I have ever done in my life.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the principal problem is getting the cholecalciferol/ergocalciferol into your blood stream in the first place, hence why you have to take ridiculous megadoses of D3 for it to have any effect.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            supposing they are absolutely identical (they're not), what's the difference, nutritionally?

            and don't get me wrong, I'm mostly on page with the people in this thread, the natural stuff is simply better. whereas a few years ago I was an arrogant cunt who scoffed at the idea of "natural is better". we're simply too dumb about science to be able to actually make something like onions. just ask anybody who actually tried to switch to it. plus, most of this overprocessed stuff is not made with nutrition in mind, it's made with profit in mind.

            humans don't understand science nowhere near how much they claim or hope to, as we've proven time and time again, to poisoning people with aspirin during the spanish flu, to now the absolutely laughable vaccines developed for covid, and so on. and capitalists will NEVER EVER have your wellbeing in mind.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >to be able to actually make something like onions
              oh fucks sake I didn't know it also converts for s o y l e n t.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat egg

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >veganschizo gets btfo into orbit so hard he switches to moralism arguments

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happens every time, it's the only actual argument they have because the nutrition science is against them at every turn.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ingredients: vitamin B12, biotin (B7), iodine, selenium, and choline, riboflavin (B2) and pantothenic acid (B5);carotenoids lutein and zeaxanthin (252 mcg)

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos are the most powerful race.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also btw if you buy a product that has ''olive oil'' it's not olive oil, it's seed oil. The big corporations use fake olive oil. Most olive oils are fake. This is semi-mainstream by the way. It's well known. I invite you to do a small research on youtube if you're lazy. There are tons of nutritionists talking about this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean olive pumace oil?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seethe. but yeah we should reduce overprocessed shit. but if vegans want to use something to replace eggs, then that's kinda of them, but also I'm sure the ingredient list could be shorter and less processed/ complex?

    also,what the fuck are you trying to replace it exactly? taste? fuck off. nutrition? fuck off baking? I'm sure there's something out there. which part are you trying to replace? the whites? the yolk? do you need yolk as a emulsifier? just use the lecithin that's allready in it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vegetable oils
      this is just misleading
      vegetable oil on product labels are refined blends of shit
      cold pressed unrefined apple oil would never ever be labeled as vegetable oil

      Also what's with the faggy use of aqua?
      I've only seen it used that way on shampoo, food labels just say water.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also what's with the faggy use of aqua?
        These memes are trying their absolute hardest to make the ingredients sound "foreign" to people who complaint about chemicals and processing. The pseuds who make these images think anyone who complains about chemicals must be so stupid they wouldn't recognize "aqua" as water. It's basically the "dihydrogen monoxide" joke but for retards who are too dumb to even think of that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >colours
      bros I can't do this shit no more

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you eat meat or animal products that are the result of mass industrial animal torture, you enter into communion with Satan. They feed chickens Prozac so they don't die from depression. You are sinning when you eat them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah brah I'm sure the chickens I get from nana are some bpd art hoes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        animals experience emotions. we're all animals based on the same substance: DNA. Every animal experiences emotions to some extent.
        Chickens die from depression in their cages and the infections of rotting dead chickens poison the chickens next to the dead one, so they feed them prozac to keep them alive.

        When you look at Massive industrial feats of engineering designed to torture and kill animals to be consumed, you enter into communion with The Machine. You enter into communion with Satan.

        How could it be anything else?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you never seen a small scale farm in your life?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see the relevancy of your question.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't seem to see much in general

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's cool bro, I hope you have a better day than you're having now, you seem cranky.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of your produce comes from "small scale" farms.

            Unless explicitly marked as lifetime pasture raised or free-range, your products come from factory farms and industrial agribusiness. Even cageless egg chickens never get to leave the shed.

            The profit motive comes before ethical treatment of animals or "sustainable" practices. Don't cope about where your food comes from. Get comfortable with it, just man up and eat the meat.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I literally get all my eggs and chicken meat from a granny down the street how much copium are you on

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get the feeling he has never seen a farm outside of youtube videos

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Get comfortable with it
              >Get comfortable with Satan
              sounds like cope to me.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok retard.
              i get my eggs from coworkers with chickens or the " explicitly marked as lifetime pasture raised or free-range " eggs. lick my toes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >None of your produce comes from "small scale" farms.
              Stop buying from grocery stores, retard. Fucking citiots, I swear.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons. Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron. They forbid people to marry and order them to abstain from certain foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never seen a small scale farm in your life?

        I mis-read your posts
        I thought you were saying you got chicken from the grocery store, but you get it from a small farmer. didn't know what "nana" was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's alright brah, get off of that vegan diet and the brain fog will leave with it <3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah avoid that chit. and pray for chikun

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I looked at my sour cream and theres a lot more than just milk and bacteria cultures. Lots of thickening agents. Infact, all the sour cream I looked at had them too. Only the high end organic sour cream just had the most basic ingredients. Fuck man its retarded I have to even pay attention when buying fucking sour cream.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot escape The Machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't look at sauces in general if you wanna keep your sanity

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mf I have a dark theme and you made me wipe my screen with the G○yslop, thought it was dirty

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just egg
    >made from plants
    I hate this so much

  36. 3 months ago
    Brian Philipson

    aren't all of those ingredients good for you though

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you gays just make the same threads everyday, every 15 minutes. I don't even care about vegans or ketotards or whatever, but I genuinely despise all of you at this point for somehow being more annoying than both demographics combined. God, I guess it's time to migrate to another board again for a few months till you retarded summerfags leave and boards are fun again

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >J U
    >S T

    >F U
    >C K
    >M Y
    >S H
    >I T
    >U P

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      epic post, 10000/10

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of every form of livestock to ctiticize they pick chickens, about as cruelty free as you can get with a animal, buy the fuckers, they live in your yard, they feed off your yard, give them a bit of suppliments, get eggs forever, bonus insect control and yard fertilization

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A COOP / BUY LOCAL / BUY THE EGGS WHICH COST $2 MORE AT THE SUPERMARKET AND HAVE A 24/7 LIVESTREAM OF HAPPY CHICKENS
      >IF YOU DON'T EAT THE GOYSLOP YOU TORTURE ANIMALS!

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JU
    ST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      J-EW
      ST

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JU
    ST

    is right

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Egg
    >Made from plants (not chickens)
    I'm sorry, but if you had to look at the ingrediants list to realize it's not an actual egg then you are braindead.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop is le good.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslurp

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are not made from chickens they are made by chickens

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO these bros be eating MUNG BEANS

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really "eat" this?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't imagine what you would think would be in eggless eggs other than hyper processed bullshit.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JU
    >ST

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just
    It's like junk food, but with extra steps.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP posted body THREE (3) times, even with timestamp
    >the malnourished seething vegan still hasn't
    debate should have ended there really

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to cut down on eating sandwiches for lunch, because fat ISTuy

    Saw some Huel, tried it.
    Felt satiated but didn't feel the satisfaction of fullness, became very grumpy and irritable in the evening.

    I think I'll stick with eating packets of ham or chicken or beef instead.
    Usually I even feel satisfied into the evening and even skip an evening meal.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what resisting capitalism looks like
    This is what Floyd fought for
    If you cook in tallow you will die instantly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with special regulations for infant food
      >yeah let's just regulate this toxic sludge that wasn't even fit for animal feed and put it in our baby food
      I fucking hate this world

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL IN FAVOR OF THE MALNOURISHED VEGAN POSTING BODY, WITH TIMESTAMP, SAY AYE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AYE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AYE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AYE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait.
      Where the fuck is the vegan ITT?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you miss dozens of post crying about keto (unprovoked) or animal abuse m8?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >keto
          Ketofags and carnitards are obnoxious spammers, oftentimes worse than vegans. At worst, the first post was bait to provoke them into derailing the thread with their mindless back-and-forth strawman bullshit.
          >animal abuse
          Nothing to do with veganism. Hatred for animal abusers is perfectly justified.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            post body pussy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cause you're dyel and I could use a good laugh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. I've got better things to do then post pictures of my body on Googlechan just so some retard can "laugh" (fap) to them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                confirmed dyel

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Excuses can't make up for your lack of muscles you know

                Seethe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >s-seeth-ACK!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n - nah i -i -i ive got better things to ACK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Excuses can't make up for your lack of muscles you know

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on lecithin? I remember seeing it mentioned in a load-increasing infographic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly unnecessary as a supplement, but can be found in animal and plant fats. Most common type is soi lecithin which is used as an emulsifier to keep water and oils from separating in a product. It's found in almost all types of candy and chocolate

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Number of Goyslop alarmist bodies posted: 0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Better luck next time dyel.

      blind or stupid?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        With timestamp

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          smartest goyslop consumer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post body

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            HWD (he's wildly demented)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Children evolved to eat cheap mass produced rancid oils. Saturated fat and protein from their mother's breast will literally kill them. This is science, to deny it is punishable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >number one ingredient is corn syrup
      The game was literally rigged from the start. Imagine being slingshot out of the womb and the first thing this life offers you is corn syrup.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only the number one ingredient, but nearly HALF the formula, plus fucking sucrose on top of that. The baby formula shortage is unironically a good thing, it should be fucking illegal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          noooo but we can't make money on breast milk think of the economy :^(

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: morons
    the 'egg' product is meant as a vegan substitution of course it's not a real egg retards they have no choice but to make it goyslop the only people who interpret it as a 'false' imitation of an egg meant to 'deceive' have an iq that or lower than the average somalian male

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we just havin a laugh over unnecessary animal product alternatives, don't have to be a cunt about it

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not marketed as an egg though. Its marketed as an egg substitute for vegans. All processed vegan food is goyslop with minimal exceptions.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the onion offset the onions?

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it exists is because there is demand for it.
    The demand is obviously lefties but is none of my business. Who cares if leftists inject g0yslop into their veins.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both big list chemicals so both bad!
      Post body since you don't have any brain to speak of

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onions eggs lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the 21st century

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make tofu scramble instead...

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i eat a whole egg raw? like shove an entire egg in my mouth and eat it like a grape or something. will i get sick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a good idea because the shell could do damage to your innards with its sharp edges. Without the shell, though? Yeah, I eat raw eggs daily.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They banned goyslop
    Not surprised one bit, the mod of IST is a morbidly obese israeli

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce? Don't doubt it but the proof would be hilarious

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