Covert G○yslop

We all know fast food is bad for you. Most people may not know why, but they certainly don't perceive it as healthy. The problem is when the gslop starts infiltrating ingredient lists, this is where the average consumer lets his guard down. The legislations are there to protect you brothers, learn to read the ingredients lists and teach others to do the same. They want to pass right under our noses, don't let them.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the "ketoschizo, ketolard, fatty, carnitard" spamming dyel shows his ugly mug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      g0yslop has nothing to do with keto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to this nutcase

        normies asked for this

        The average consumer is braindead. Just search for some reaction videos on youtube
        >woah what the heck! It taste just like le real egg! :^O
        If you manage to get your product to look and taste close enough to the real deal they'll fall for it in minutes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's like the Matrix but with sugar and slave foods

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The modern food addicted vegtards use "keto" as a strawman argument against anyone who posts against goyslop. I don't really understand why he does it since there's nothing wrong with keto and it doesn't even necessarily eliminate goyslop, it has nothing to do with it.

        I just find it odd that some people have this emotional fixation on defending goyslop and they sperg out whenever this subject gets posted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it doesn't, but that does not stop ketoschizoschizo from doing his thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ketoschizoschizo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ketoschizoschizo
          Take your meds, ketoschizoschizoschizo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All in favor of you posting your body since your defending keto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I already posted body dumb b***h. I don't care bout keto either. Your turn, dyel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This guys' pictures have been floating around this board for years. Almost everyone recognizes him, he goes by a trip. If you're going to try and troll here, at least lurk long enough that you don't embarrass yourself like this
          >it's new to me... must be new to everyone else too, r-right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You mental bruv? I took these pics on Wednesday.
            >Almost everyone recognizes him, he goes by a trip
            Thanks for the admiration m8 but I'd never trip

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry, but you're don't know who you're dealing with. I've been on this board for over a decade and I have high functioning autism. My mind is like a steel trap, absorbing everything, forgetting nothing. I have seen this man, same physique, same belt, same exact picture, posted countless times before. I am currently strolling through the halls of my mind palace, looking over each instance of this picture occurring in my memories. Give up, you've lost.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I have high functioning autism
                I can tell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can you stop using my pics?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You ain't fooling anyone.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's not you. Post body with timestamp. Waiting.

            Better luck next time dyel.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              is this really you? whys the background grey

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because he crops it out so you can't reverse image search. Its not him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like it, I do the same in most of my pics

                Poor Photoshop job

                Because he crops it out so you can't reverse image search. Its not him

                No dignity.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Poor Photoshop job

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              seething DYELs ITT
              fit was always filled with salty 100lb girls but nowadays its ridiculous that every thread contains at least 10 Black folk who never touched a weight in their life

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The real redpill is that most of IST benches below 80kg according to the census we had some months ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's not you. Post body with timestamp. Waiting.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    normies asked for this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sad state of affairs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >legislation is to protect you
    Who is the goy now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not being allowed to call something something it's not is good legislation.
      you don't want something in stores called chicken breasts to be anything other than chicken breasts.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buying shit with ingredient lists
    ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most based post in the thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100%

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ketolards finally admit that the goyslop forced meme is just another psyop to make you conform to their expensive, reditor hairloss diet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. g0yslopper

      Tell that to this nutcase
      [...]
      The average consumer is braindead. Just search for some reaction videos on youtube
      >woah what the heck! It taste just like le real egg! :^O
      If you manage to get your product to look and taste close enough to the real deal they'll fall for it in minutes

      what the hell is wrong with him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, you were the first one to mention keto in this thread and your appearance was predicted by

      >inb4 the "ketoschizo, ketolard, fatty, carnitard" spamming dyel shows his ugly mug

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You literally put the first post that mentions keto in your own post. Are ketotrannies that plague thing board finally losing their minds from their mental illness brain fog diet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This you baby?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fine, I'll rephrase:
          >Nope, you were the first one to relate avoiding processed foods specifically to being centered on keto in this thread and your appearance was predicted by

          >inb4 the "ketoschizo, ketolard, fatty, carnitard" spamming dyel shows his ugly mug


          Does that soothe your pedantic autism, you fricking spaz?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This you baby?

          After the thread is now successfully derailed to schizos arguing, there remains one question: When will ketogenic diet become so mainstream, that it will also be seen as relying totally on high processed shit foods?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will beat you to death with my barbell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek u mad ketolard hairlet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can cut out goyslop without going on keto, schlomo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you are beyond saving

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think imma buy some mcdonalds tonight actually

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both go up my ass the same

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oy vey, eggs are so healthy and have a good shelf life, hold my bagel hershel while i come up with a scheme for a pointless competing product

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but it's cruelty free! Never mind the mass deforestation and relocation of animals for mugbean oil farming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        80% of deforestation is for animal feeding; no need to strawman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          False.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even if that were true you prove that "cruelty free" does not exist in a mass produced food environment. Good job no matter what dietary changes you make in life. Good job, I hope you tell your vegan friends that

          >learn to read the ingredients lists and teach others to do the same.
          I wish I could teach my mother but she needs to put on her reading glasses to do so. How to ensure my mom has a better grasp of healthy eating?

          If the ingredient list is longer than her fingernail avoid it. I hope your mom doesn't have some long ass bimbo nails

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro that's my mother, back the frick down.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry friend, just trying to be helpful.

              Post body

              Cry about it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With timestamp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you got btfo, better luck next time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With timestamp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >with timestamp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I already posted body dumb b***h. I don't care bout keto either. Your turn, dyel.

                [...]
                Better luck next time dyel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're still here replying to your own posts? Why?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I fricked ur mum

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Even if that were true you prove that "cruelty free" does not exist in a mass produced food environment.
            I agree with that. I think "harm reduction" would be the better term. The only vegan I have contact with right now is sadly one of those who still go to mcdonalds to get a veggie burger.
            Mass production with all its consequences of food is more or less necessary, but the worst excesses could easily be avoided, if it would exist to secure the food providing of the people and not to fill the moneybags of the super wealthy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't you heard? Growing tomatoes is like radioactive fallout and prevents trees from growing there for 1000 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then they have Kapparot

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First I had no idea what exactly this stuff should be; I was surprised when I found out americans can buy eggwhite in cans and now thought, this would be something like that. The small text says it's to make something like scrambled eggs.
    There is literally no reason to use this shit, even when vegan.
    A somehow nice emulation of scrambled eggs is scrambled tofu, seasoned with thyme, turmeric and everything you would season scrambled eggs with. If one can find Kala Namak (or black salt), it's also possible to attain a more or less eggy taste. Crumbling the tofu is not much more hassle than crack open an egg.
    To substitute an egg when baking one can use a spoon of söyflour or a banana; and also there are like a million vegan cake recipes.
    There is literally no reason to use high-processed shit like this stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, b***h breasts

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >learn to read the ingredients lists and teach others to do the same.
    I wish I could teach my mother but she needs to put on her reading glasses to do so. How to ensure my mom has a better grasp of healthy eating?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With timestamp

      All in favor of you posting your body since your defending keto

      This guys' pictures have been floating around this board for years. Almost everyone recognizes him, he goes by a trip. If you're going to try and troll here, at least lurk long enough that you don't embarrass yourself like this
      >it's new to me... must be new to everyone else too, r-right?

      I'm sorry, but you're don't know who you're dealing with. I've been on this board for over a decade and I have high functioning autism. My mind is like a steel trap, absorbing everything, forgetting nothing. I have seen this man, same physique, same belt, same exact picture, posted countless times before. I am currently strolling through the halls of my mind palace, looking over each instance of this picture occurring in my memories. Give up, you've lost.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marketed as JUST Egg
    >I always saw this bottle near the eggs but I never looked at it cause I eat whole eggs cooked in a pan like a sane individual
    >its literally just g*yslop
    Holy shit how can they get away with this? BIGASS "JUST EGG" on the bottle? WTF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone got me a "fleece" blanket as a gift. it was made of 100% polyester. another product to lead the non-paranoidly-cautious health nut goyim astray. it's hard to even get bedding without flame moronant nowadays....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fleece is always polyester. Wool is the protected term for the natural fiber from sheep, fleece can describe what's basically a fleece-textured polyester fabric.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 'just' part is branded as a 'justified' product.
      Anything that resembles egg can be called egg ever since boiled sweets of the same shape. Similar to plant juices being called almond milk and stuff.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t buy anything that is more than one ingredient. But meat, vegetables, rice, etc. This is very simple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What abt onion salt?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    indont understand why they put a bunch of chemicals inside like how is it profitable at all ? isnt it just easier and cheaper to mix an egg into it ? same with literally every product ever
    its fricking bullshit lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was but not anymore. These chemicals are now cheaply made with the highest efficiency to speed rate that surpasses normal egg farming. More chemicals are also used to mask the bad quality of the original product. That's most infuriating, they have no reason to exist other than to
      1. cut production costs
      2. enhance flavor to fool gullible consumers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        once you abstain from goyslop long enough, you start to notice some of these chemicals because they taste off. things that tasted fine to me before I purged goyslop from my diet would taste bad if I tried it again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its just binders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's specifically to exploit a niche in the market: vegans who want egg flavor but refuse to compromise on being vegan.
      It's usually not cheaper to buy this stuff but if you're vegan and craving an egg replacement someone will be by to sell you one at some point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

      Try again, homosexual, my birds look like this.

      When you eat meat or animal products that are the result of mass industrial animal torture, you enter into communion with Satan. They feed chickens Prozac so they don't die from depression. You are sinning when you eat them.

      MOGGED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 9 got some cool pokemon

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The products called JUST...
    Just JUST yourself holy fart flaps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks senpai

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go veggie or vegan
    >eat fake meat,eggs and fish made from plants
    How pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are they literally just repackaging garloids to appel to vegans?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >egg
    That doesn't convey modern egg ingredients such as growth hormones and corn based chicken feed. Unless you've got your own coup from a legit breeder you're essentially still eating the sloppa.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      planning on getting my own chickens and goats in the future

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The heat from the just egg cooks the bottle

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gsg got purged again
    bros.....where do we take the slop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make a new one

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is my favorite word b& now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Almost, jannies autosage the thread if typed in the OP

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    normalgays know very little about nutrition, even the common sense aspects. I know enough who think eating too many eggs will give you heart attacks. or who eat fat reduced shit all day long because they do not understand that their body needs fat and will just demand greater volumes of the low fat high carb shit to meet its requirements.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a sensitive b***h that you somehow believe taking a chicken's eggs hurts them.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no soi
      >no sneed oil
      Eggbros can't stop winning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://egg-truth.com

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, still not eating the bugs or the JUSTed egg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so you're selfish?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Chickens are not people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they can still feel pain though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Their immense pain is worth 1/100th of the gains I get from their food.
                Inferior beings exist to serve me.
                Heil Fricking Hitler.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I get all my eggs from a nearby farm that I trust because I've visited to confirm the well-being of all the chickens and the quality of their overall farming practices.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that you care about the quality of life of fricking chickens makes you just another cell in the cancer that needs to be cut out of humanity

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing wrong with valuing the well-being of other living creatures. In fact, animals who are kept happy and healthy produce more nutritious meat and other products like eggs. It's directly beneficial to you and me as consumers of animal products to make sure the animals those products come from are treated as well as possible.
              There's nothing to be gained from being some edgy moron who doesn't care about animals being mistreated; there is in fact much to be lost because eggs from caged factory chickens are literally less good for you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >whoa brah! you have empathy, you're like, so heckin GIRRRRRLYYYYYY bro! you're not like, manly, hahaha! like wow, broooohhhh, haha, whoaaa dood, you heckin CARE even if treating livestock well improves output? lol heckin gay!
              you've never raised an animal, milked one, or gutted one before in your life. you're a sheltered pseudo-masculine homosexual little boy who has zero connection with how his food truly gets to his table. you're not a man. you're an insecure little boy trying to be one. men bring others up, no matter what another thinks.
              homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You are the chaff that God talks about that needs to be separated and burned. Life is sacred.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bros...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Try again, homosexual, my birds look like this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cute AND healthy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The israelite fears the independent subsistence chicken farmer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem

          Cage eggs are for subhumans. I literally lose all respect for "people" who eat cage eggs not just because of their cruelty but also because they have such little self-worth that they think mass-produced goyfeed is even worthy of their palate.
          Eating eggs with a clean conscience is as simple as buying free-range eggs or -better yet- raising the chickens yourself. It's easy as frick and they quite literally turn garbage and pests into the best source of protein available.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you personally collect the eggs from chickens in your possession or are you just another fricking amoral Black person consumer that purchases his conscience in the form of words on packaging?

            Why stop at eggs? If two roads diverge and meet again at proximate places, which in this case is mistreatment of animals, how can you make any consistent moral argument? Just eat eggs. Be grateful that life was given to you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you personally collect the eggs from chickens in your possession
              Unfortunately not, my current circumstances prevent that. I have to buy the eggs and hope that false advertisement legislation is enough to make sure the farmers are doing the right thing.
              >muh Black person consumer
              I get the sentiment of not trusting everything you read and not trusting the government to even try to keep companies honest. But there is a difference between a product from a farm that MAYBE treats its hens with cruelty and a product from a farm that DEFINITELY treats its hens with extreme cruelty. Frick off with your postmodernist "You can't know anything" crap.
              >Why stop at eggs?
              What makes you think I stop at eggs?
              >Just eat eggs
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
              I WILL NOT EAT THE TORTURE-EGGS
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, so don't eat eggs. You're the only guarantor of quality. The governing body of what you put into yourself begins at your finger tips. Making it into a supplication for actual moral choices in the face of mindless consumption doesn't set you apart, let alone free you from consequence of the world as it is. At the very least, I'll enjoy your share of cruelly harvested eggs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok, so don't eat eggs
                Yeah sorry I don't let slaves tell me what to do.
                >supplication
                As an ex-pseud, let me give you a word of advice: Using long or exotic words doesn't make you look smart, but using them wrong makes you look stupid.
                Also the fact that you have such high standards of how I should guarantee the quality of the products I purchase and distance myself from consumer culture, yet have no qualms with scarfing down cage eggs yourself tells me everything I need to know about you, your self-respect and how much of your clearly inflated ego is legitimate and how much is just pomp to hide the self-loathing wretch cowering inside.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It might be hard to believe but not everyone subscribes to a diminished quality of language in favor of being an unimpressive, compromising homosexual. Say what you want, every time you reach into the egg cooler at the local grocery store you'll remember what you are: a consumer, one that derives his morality from text stamped on the side of a carton. And you call *me* a slave?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >diminished quality of language
                Oh you mean like the pompous frickwit that thinks "supplication" is synonymous with "substitution" and butchers the English language in a feeble attempt at looking smarter than he is?
                >every time you reach into the egg cooler at the local grocery store you'll remember what you are: a consumer, one that derives his morality from text stamped on the side of a carton
                Okay first off, no I don't derive my morality from the text on the carton you fricking idiot. My morality was already decided long before I even went to the store. If a business conflicts with my morals, I refuse to do business with them. Just because there is a possibility of me being deceived does not make me anybody's b***h.
                Secondly yes you are a slave. You also reach into the egg cooler and grab your mass-produced, drug-riddled goyfeed, and to top it all off you meekly submit to the circumstances as if a better world is beyond possibility.

                Their immense pain is worth 1/100th of the gains I get from their food.
                Inferior beings exist to serve me.
                Heil Fricking Hitler.

                Hitler was a massive animal lover you redditor piece of shit. He was actually a pioneer when it comes to animal protection laws. If he saw the factory farms of today he'd have every single one of the kikoids running them sent to Auschwitz except he'd gas them for real this time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dumb frick your goyslop harms more animals than eggs ever will. Nothing destroys the environment like monocrop farms. Nothing kills as many lifeforms as monocrop farms (in the trillions easily). Just one hectare of monocrop farm kills 500 mice per year. And it's all for nothing, just waste. And you have the gall to sit there deluding yourself into thinking your goyslop is some moral high ground, like people buying eggs and meat and other traditional foods aren't actually the ones saving the environment and their health. People like you are a cancer, I hope you grow out of this phase.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > taking one argument and making it into another about something else
                Is this what you think will convince people to stop consuming garbage and being wasteful? For every alternative "conscionable" food source created, you endorse another excuse for unabated expense of resources. You're a stupid fricking Black person and in an ideal world, you'd be selling onions by the roadside in Calcutta.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If humans can't afford to live in a normal way and need to cause widespread environmental destruction so that they can reach the hyper-efficiency needed to sustain their numbers, then the problem is the number of humans, not the efficiency of their lifestyles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I agree wholeheartedly. How do we decide who goes and who stays?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WAR

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget the fuel and resource waste just to get the product from SEA to the states or Europe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like to know my chickens suffered when they produced the egg

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Go drink your gutter oil, chankoro.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I do to fick these homosexuals kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            who gives a shit just buy the cheapest eggs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's actually a pretty significant nutritional difference between the super cheap $1 per dozen eggs and the actual pastured $5 per dozen eggs, not to mention a big taste difference. There are plenty of reasons not to buy the cheapest eggs other than animal welfare.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, doesn’t suffering/stress reduce not just the nutritional quality but also the taste of all food, both animal and plant?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it sure does for meat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "free-range" doesn't mean anything. if the box doesn't say PASTURE RAISED, it is basically a cage egg. never ever eat store brand eggs that don't say pasture raised- they are required by law to conform to open pastures for the chickens in order to have that label on the box

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I bet these gays are pro abortion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aqua is not a noun. This image is so tryhard it hurts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Aqua is not a noun
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Nomenclature_of_Cosmetic_Ingredients

        >This image is so tryhard it hurts
        Yes, the point is to contextual all of these garbage "chemicals in our food" arguments which is just a list of ingredients and nothing else

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eggs are cosmetics
          Regardless, the cosmetics industry is using that word wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the point is to contextual all of these garbage "chemicals in our food" arguments
          It's not garbage, there ARE chemicals in our food. Harmful ones. You think the FDA signing off on a food additive makes it safe? Educate yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8JqoCgSJmU
          Processed food is junk, all of it is bad for you and it's riddled with shit that causes all kinds of harm that we've just come to accept over time. Eat only whole foods.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ignore the essay ingredient list goyim everything you eat is chemicals anyway!
          Castrate yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro this image is listing the fatty acids present in an egg as if theres any chemical difference between a saturated 8 tail triglyceride and a 10 tail triglyceride like bro just stfu and compact it down to fatty acids, literally no-one is watching their diet for decosenoic acid. a similar case could be made for listing out the amino acids (have you had your arginine today? no? but how will your cells regulate blood pressure? you need arginine goy) but i suppose theres a case to be made. bro. it literally lists 'esters' under the flavours section like bro, you know how many esters there are? thats just such a fricking dumbb comment to include on an ingredients list 'esters' im seriously freaking out about this egg ingredient list shit man, im going to need to bring this up at my next session

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thx Derek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have just abbreviated the amino acids as 'naturally occurring proteins' and fatty acids as 'naturally occurring fats', then the list becomes incredibly short.
      Mainly because eggs don't have artificial additives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is cope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seethe. but yeah we should reduce overprocessed shit. but if vegans want to use something to replace eggs, then that's kinda of them, but also I'm sure the ingredient list could be shorter and less processed/ complex?

      also,what the frick are you trying to replace it exactly? taste? frick off. nutrition? frick off baking? I'm sure there's something out there. which part are you trying to replace? the whites? the yolk? do you need yolk as a emulsifier? just use the lecithin that's allready in it.

      OP is a homosexual

      >these morons don't realize that under governmental labeling standards eggs, apples, bananas, and blueberries are all considered singular ingredients that can be named in an ingredient list as-is with no further breakdown or specification required

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >being autistic enough to be missing the point THAT hard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not me being autistic, it's them not understanding the difference between the chemical makeup of a whole food item versus mixing together chemicals into foodlike slop in a lab.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            supposing they are absolutely identical (they're not), what's the difference, nutritionally?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Let's take the example of an egg, and a supposed man-made egg created in a lab to be identical.

              A natural chicken egg is full of protein, fat, and vitamins that are all readily digestible and absorbed/used by the human body. When you eat an egg, there is very little waste in the digestion process as every component is in a highly bioavailable state and can be broken down for use by the body.

              A man-made chicken egg may have the same number of grams of protein, fat, and vitamins contained within, but they would all either be synthetic or sourced from plants. You'd get the right amount of protein, but would you get the correct types and balance of specific amino acids? You'd have an awfully expensive egg if you isolated every single amino acid from different sources and reconstituted them into the man-made egg, so the likely thing you'd ACTUALLY do is find a protein that's "close enough" and just use that. But then what about bioavailability? That could easily suffer when substituting one type of protein for another, so your body would absorb less of the protein despite the same amount of "Protein" being on the label. The same goes for vitamins; yes, you'll get the right amounts, but how bioavailable will they be? If the vitamins aren't sourced from animal products then they will surely be less available, leading to less nutrition in your body despite the same number of nutrients.

              And what about the processes of isolating all these nutrients and compounds? Will they introduce carcinogenic elements that have to bind everything? Will it require extra preservatives that have an unknown long-term effect on the human body? On top of that, we have to face the reality that the best ingredients and processes are not usually used. Corners would be cut on the man-made egg, the cheapest versions of nutrients would be used to increase profitability. They won't care as long as the label matches or is close enough, even if the nutrients are barely usable in your body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                again, I'm agreeing with you. I might not have a few years ago, but I am now. a very simple example for the IFLS crowd is how the version of D vitamin your body uses is D2, while the version in supplements is D3 extracted from sheep wool (this is all from memory so maybe double check)

                or how studies show how you piss out most of the vitamins from supplements

                or the amino acid makeup you mentioned that most normies know frick all about.

                and so on. Jesus fricking Christ I am so fricking glad I distanced myself from the IFLS crowd. it is quite literally the best thing I have ever done in my life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think the principal problem is getting the cholecalciferol/ergocalciferol into your blood stream in the first place, hence why you have to take ridiculous megadoses of D3 for it to have any effect.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            supposing they are absolutely identical (they're not), what's the difference, nutritionally?

            and don't get me wrong, I'm mostly on page with the people in this thread, the natural stuff is simply better. whereas a few years ago I was an arrogant c**t who scoffed at the idea of "natural is better". we're simply too dumb about science to be able to actually make something like onions. just ask anybody who actually tried to switch to it. plus, most of this overprocessed stuff is not made with nutrition in mind, it's made with profit in mind.

            humans don't understand science nowhere near how much they claim or hope to, as we've proven time and time again, to poisoning people with aspirin during the spanish flu, to now the absolutely laughable vaccines developed for covid, and so on. and capitalists will NEVER EVER have your wellbeing in mind.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >to be able to actually make something like onions
              oh fricks sake I didn't know it also converts for s o y l e n t.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eat egg

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >veganschizo gets btfo into orbit so hard he switches to moralism arguments

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happens every time, it's the only actual argument they have because the nutrition science is against them at every turn.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ingredients: vitamin B12, biotin (B7), iodine, selenium, and choline, riboflavin (B2) and pantothenic acid (B5);carotenoids lutein and zeaxanthin (252 mcg)

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos are the most powerful race.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also btw if you buy a product that has ''olive oil'' it's not olive oil, it's seed oil. The big corporations use fake olive oil. Most olive oils are fake. This is semi-mainstream by the way. It's well known. I invite you to do a small research on youtube if you're lazy. There are tons of nutritionists talking about this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean olive pumace oil?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seethe. but yeah we should reduce overprocessed shit. but if vegans want to use something to replace eggs, then that's kinda of them, but also I'm sure the ingredient list could be shorter and less processed/ complex?

    also,what the frick are you trying to replace it exactly? taste? frick off. nutrition? frick off baking? I'm sure there's something out there. which part are you trying to replace? the whites? the yolk? do you need yolk as a emulsifier? just use the lecithin that's allready in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vegetable oils
      this is just misleading
      vegetable oil on product labels are refined blends of shit
      cold pressed unrefined apple oil would never ever be labeled as vegetable oil

      Also what's with the homosexual use of aqua?
      I've only seen it used that way on shampoo, food labels just say water.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Also what's with the homosexual use of aqua?
        These memes are trying their absolute hardest to make the ingredients sound "foreign" to people who complaint about chemicals and processing. The pseuds who make these images think anyone who complains about chemicals must be so stupid they wouldn't recognize "aqua" as water. It's basically the "dihydrogen monoxide" joke but for morons who are too dumb to even think of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >colours
      bros I can't do this shit no more

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When you eat meat or animal products that are the result of mass industrial animal torture, you enter into communion with Satan. They feed chickens Prozac so they don't die from depression. You are sinning when you eat them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah brah I'm sure the chickens I get from nana are some bpd art hoes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        animals experience emotions. we're all animals based on the same substance: DNA. Every animal experiences emotions to some extent.
        Chickens die from depression in their cages and the infections of rotting dead chickens poison the chickens next to the dead one, so they feed them prozac to keep them alive.

        When you look at Massive industrial feats of engineering designed to torture and kill animals to be consumed, you enter into communion with The Machine. You enter into communion with Satan.

        How could it be anything else?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you never seen a small scale farm in your life?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see the relevancy of your question.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You don't seem to see much in general

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's cool bro, I hope you have a better day than you're having now, you seem cranky.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            None of your produce comes from "small scale" farms.

            Unless explicitly marked as lifetime pasture raised or free-range, your products come from factory farms and industrial agribusiness. Even cageless egg chickens never get to leave the shed.

            The profit motive comes before ethical treatment of animals or "sustainable" practices. Don't cope about where your food comes from. Get comfortable with it, just man up and eat the meat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I literally get all my eggs and chicken meat from a granny down the street how much copium are you on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I get the feeling he has never seen a farm outside of youtube videos

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Get comfortable with it
              >Get comfortable with Satan
              sounds like cope to me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ok moron.
              i get my eggs from coworkers with chickens or the " explicitly marked as lifetime pasture raised or free-range " eggs. lick my toes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >None of your produce comes from "small scale" farms.
              Stop buying from grocery stores, moron. Fricking citiots, I swear.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons. Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron. They forbid people to marry and order them to abstain from certain foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never seen a small scale farm in your life?

        I mis-read your posts
        I thought you were saying you got chicken from the grocery store, but you get it from a small farmer. didn't know what "nana" was.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's alright brah, get off of that vegan diet and the brain fog will leave with it <3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah avoid that chit. and pray for chikun

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I looked at my sour cream and theres a lot more than just milk and bacteria cultures. Lots of thickening agents. Infact, all the sour cream I looked at had them too. Only the high end organic sour cream just had the most basic ingredients. Frick man its moronic I have to even pay attention when buying fricking sour cream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot escape The Machine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't look at sauces in general if you wanna keep your sanity

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mf I have a dark theme and you made me wipe my screen with the G○yslop, thought it was dirty

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just egg
    >made from plants
    I hate this so much

  36. 2 years ago
    Brian Philipson

    aren't all of those ingredients good for you though

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you homosexuals just make the same threads everyday, every 15 minutes. I don't even care about vegans or ketotards or whatever, but I genuinely despise all of you at this point for somehow being more annoying than both demographics combined. God, I guess it's time to migrate to another board again for a few months till you moronic summergays leave and boards are fun again

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >J U
    >S T

    >F U
    >C K
    >M Y
    >S H
    >I T
    >U P

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      epic post, 10000/10

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Out of every form of livestock to ctiticize they pick chickens, about as cruelty free as you can get with a animal, buy the frickers, they live in your yard, they feed off your yard, give them a bit of suppliments, get eggs forever, bonus insect control and yard fertilization

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A COOP / BUY LOCAL / BUY THE EGGS WHICH COST $2 MORE AT THE SUPERMARKET AND HAVE A 24/7 LIVESTREAM OF HAPPY CHICKENS
      >IF YOU DON'T EAT THE GOYSLOP YOU TORTURE ANIMALS!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JU
    ST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      J-EW
      ST

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JU
    ST

    is right

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Egg
    >Made from plants (not chickens)
    I'm sorry, but if you had to look at the ingrediants list to realize it's not an actual egg then you are braindead.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop is le good.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslurp

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are not made from chickens they are made by chickens

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO these homies be eating MUNG BEANS

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really "eat" this?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't imagine what you would think would be in eggless eggs other than hyper processed bullshit.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >JU
    >ST

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just
    It's like junk food, but with extra steps.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP posted body THREE (3) times, even with timestamp
    >the malnourished seething vegan still hasn't
    debate should have ended there really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to cut down on eating sandwiches for lunch, because fat ISTuy

    Saw some Huel, tried it.
    Felt satiated but didn't feel the satisfaction of fullness, became very grumpy and irritable in the evening.

    I think I'll stick with eating packets of ham or chicken or beef instead.
    Usually I even feel satisfied into the evening and even skip an evening meal.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what resisting capitalism looks like
    This is what Floyd fought for
    If you cook in tallow you will die instantly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >with special regulations for infant food
      >yeah let's just regulate this toxic sludge that wasn't even fit for animal feed and put it in our baby food
      I fricking hate this world

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALL IN FAVOR OF THE MALNOURISHED VEGAN POSTING BODY, WITH TIMESTAMP, SAY AYE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AYE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AYE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AYE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait.
      Where the frick is the vegan ITT?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did you miss dozens of post crying about keto (unprovoked) or animal abuse m8?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >keto
          Ketogays and carnitards are obnoxious spammers, oftentimes worse than vegans. At worst, the first post was bait to provoke them into derailing the thread with their mindless back-and-forth strawman bullshit.
          >animal abuse
          Nothing to do with veganism. Hatred for animal abusers is perfectly justified.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post body pussy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cause you're dyel and I could use a good laugh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. I've got better things to do then post pictures of my body on Googlechan just so some moron can "laugh" (fap) to them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                confirmed dyel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Excuses can't make up for your lack of muscles you know

                Seethe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >s-seeth-ACK!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >n - nah i -i -i ive got better things to ACK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Excuses can't make up for your lack of muscles you know

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on lecithin? I remember seeing it mentioned in a load-increasing infographic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly unnecessary as a supplement, but can be found in animal and plant fats. Most common type is soi lecithin which is used as an emulsifier to keep water and oils from separating in a product. It's found in almost all types of candy and chocolate

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Number of Goyslop alarmist bodies posted: 0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Better luck next time dyel.

      blind or stupid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With timestamp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          smartest goyslop consumer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post body

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            HWD (he's wildly demented)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kek

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Children evolved to eat cheap mass produced rancid oils. Saturated fat and protein from their mother's breast will literally kill them. This is science, to deny it is punishable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >number one ingredient is corn syrup
      The game was literally rigged from the start. Imagine being slingshot out of the womb and the first thing this life offers you is corn syrup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not only the number one ingredient, but nearly HALF the formula, plus fricking sucrose on top of that. The baby formula shortage is unironically a good thing, it should be fricking illegal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          noooo but we can't make money on breast milk think of the economy :^(

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: Black folk
    the 'egg' product is meant as a vegan substitution of course it's not a real egg morons they have no choice but to make it goyslop the only people who interpret it as a 'false' imitation of an egg meant to 'deceive' have an iq that or lower than the average somalian male

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we just havin a laugh over unnecessary animal product alternatives, don't have to be a c**t about it

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not marketed as an egg though. Its marketed as an egg substitute for vegans. All processed vegan food is goyslop with minimal exceptions.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does the onion offset the onions?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it exists is because there is demand for it.
    The demand is obviously lefties but is none of my business. Who cares if leftists inject g0yslop into their veins.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both big list chemicals so both bad!
      Post body since you don't have any brain to speak of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Onions eggs lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the 21st century

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just make tofu scramble instead...

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can i eat a whole egg raw? like shove an entire egg in my mouth and eat it like a grape or something. will i get sick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a good idea because the shell could do damage to your innards with its sharp edges. Without the shell, though? Yeah, I eat raw eggs daily.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They banned goyslop
    Not surprised one bit, the mod of IST is a morbidly obese israeli

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce? Don't doubt it but the proof would be hilarious

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