>coworkers start talking about sexual encounters
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>shower sex is awesome
>Meanwhile 6'7" and shower sex with my 5'4" wife is awkward and hurts my knees from bending down so much to stick it in her ass
>shower sex is awesome
No it’s not. Whoever started this meme is awful.
This, it sucks
iktf, everything is more difficult with a height difference
I have never had shower sex or any other sex for that matter but I tried to jerk off and cum in the shower and I nearly went into cardiac arrest. How do people frick in the shower without going to the hospital?
None of what you said really makes sense to me. If you can’t handle jacking off in the shower I highly doubt you could effectively have sex anywhere.
Well, the shower was hot and I spent like an hour jerking off madly after not ejaculating for a week. I was like a feral animal and my heart felt like it was going to jump out of my chest. I do cardio 3x a week and my BMI is 29. I can jerk off several times in a row on my bed or couch, but it is impossible to cum in the shower.
bro just stop its not getting any better
By being physically fit.
Shower sex is great, especially when you press his face/chest into the shower wall or door.
Just stop being freakishly tall. Problem solved.
you sound like you're fat and have high blood pressure, champ. I'd advise you stay away from hot tubs.
Use silicone lube, dummy.
Meh it’s ok at best. 1. Water is not a good lube so she has to be very wet
2. Height difference is a problem. So my 5’ 4” gf compared to 6’ 1” me is stretching it at best
Woah there chads, leave some pussy for the rest of us
Give your son this under a medical professional's advice. My dad was 6'6" and my mom was 5'3" and I turned out to be 5'10", maybe 5'11" on a good day. If you have a daughter, just let her grow naturally. You should not be bringing short men into this world.
troony stop
Every man below 5'11" wishes that they were 6'2" at the least. Being short or average as a man will make things harder later on in life.
currently in uni but I hate when my classmates talk about sexual encounters or sex in general when im an unattractive manlet
this
Why aren't you Ron Jeremymaxxing? Ron was only 5'6" (168cm) and he was very successful in his line of work. Grow and maintain your chest, top, and facial hair and wear a leather jacket. If your dick is small or average, use a pump or a stretcher for girth + length gains for the duration of your degree.
>Why aren't you Ron Jeremymaxxing?
Because I'm not a israeli rapist
You can cherry-pick aspects of people/heroes you like and ignore morally abhorrent aspects they may have. For example, I act like the hentai rapist Rance to a degree, meaning that I am energetic, somewhat carefree, a small dickhead, and I have bravado but I don't go around raping women en masse.
>A israelite was very successful in a israeli industry
>JUST DO WHAT HE DID!
kys, moron
>doesn’t know what HGH is
this flies in the face of Darwin. Manlets should stay manlets, that way selective breeding will take its course and those little homies will be fleshed out of the gene pool naturally.
I'm a manlet and agree with this statement
Anon I’m only 5’7 and I’m still to talk to frick in the shower. You genuinely have to be a manlet
>be 5'8
>gf is 5'10
>shower sex is great
>would do it again
>tfw 7'6" and shower sex with my 3'11" wife is awkward and hurts my knees from bending down so much to stick it in her ass
its not even about height really, water is just not a good lubricant, its like an anti-lube, trying to frick in a pool or hottub is total shit
I'm hesitant to even bother with a 5'2" girl who's into me (6') for this reason. Cute short girls are just not as enjoyable in the sack as someone that fits. Plus, as the other anon said, I don't want midget sons. Though, nutrition has an underappreciated effect on height, so it might not matter so much.
I'm lucky because all of my co-workers, except for the one chick, have extremely pathetic lives. I am a total loser, but I don't feel so bad around them.
my coworkers start talking about sex and its painfully awkward for me as a khv at the age of 32.
I don't know if they know I am, but they probably suspect it
I usually just stand up and go back to work whenever they start talking about this,
>t. aspiring wizard at 29