Cringe Thread

Post fitness cringe

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xab5WNE.png

      powershitter

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        redditor

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          powerlifting is the ultimate reddit sport. every fat green haired cunt suddenly started "lifting for strength not for abs" kek

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair to powershitters it got taken over by plebbitors just like lots of other cool stuff. Professional bloatlords like kyrakios grizzly cannot be compared to reddit fatties who simply use powerlifting as a vehicle for cope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see the final evolution of the sumo squat. 10 ft bar, whippy like a willow branch. Get your feet as far apart as humanly possible and just bend the bar upwards, the weight won’t even move off the floor

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When the Valgus Drops
    nice rom

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations! YOU WON! The Gayest Thread of all time goes to you! CONGRATS!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like youre an american

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely don't get Sumo DL retards. Sure, if you keep it somewhat honest with somewhat okay-ish ROM and do not compare your easymode numbers with conventional, there's not much wrong with Sumo DL.
    But then there are retards like OPs picture that genuinely deserve Auschwitz.

    tl;dr Super wide Sumo DL isn't as cringe as the hyper arched back bench press, but god damn those gays are trying.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both ego lifts you dumb retard. They're also both legit in powershitter competition

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patreon
    Why

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sumo doesn't count, less impressive than half as much conventional

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All that for a measly 315 lbs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting fat for a 3pl8 diddly
      Bruh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could deadlift that after 6 months starting from complete dyel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why haven't you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think there's more to this story, sad either way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average starting strength fag who follows rippetard's diet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genetically unable to get past 1x bodyweight deadlift
      IT'S OVER

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can't be real bros no one is this far gone...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact he has a job puts him way above a lot of the shut-in nutcases I've met from this website.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yes goy, wageslaving makes you inherently better than those stupid meatheads, dont listen to them

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having had a job at some point means you have a basic level of competence. I'm not talking about IST really, on other IST boards I've met people that live with their mom at 30 and don't take a shower etc, those types.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're literally fucking with you you reddit newgay. most folks on IST have families and make 150k or more.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                lel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to kill him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's very inappropriate. Shame on you.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the fuck is that monstrosity

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            FtM

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slann mage priest of portland child grooming ring

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          if I woke up tomorrow in a body like that I'd kill myself

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            2nd

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and the xir pictured will most likely do just that, sooner or later.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always pretty lean my whole life so I always hated fat people for being lazy given how easy it is to stay lean even without the need of counting calories or any other shit, so suddenly becoming this sorry beast would be a good oportunity to see if it's really that easy get in shape when you are a fatass.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it would be very easy.
        Also you'd be doing the world a service because he is a shut-in worker bee for the garden gnomes with no further life or purpose beyond this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has "crippling anxiety"
      >has no issue uploading selfies for updoots showing off his gummy retard smile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah jeez his baby teeth and hands freak me out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for him

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I asked a girl out today and she just said she was alright. She was flustered so maybe that's a good sign
    That's my personal cringe of the day

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like,
      >you wanna get a coffee?
      >n-no I'm alright
      Because that's probably a rejection in the form of "deflecting by responding to the substance of the question, and ignoring the implication".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think she just misheard me. It went more like:
        >girl lets out nasty wet brap after deep squatting
        >"ARE YOU Coffee...?"
        (I think she heard "are you ok?")
        >"n-no I'm- I'm fine."
        >can see something harden in her pants but not sure could've just been her phone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Directly just asked if she would go out with me. No point beating around the bush

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok to get let down, at least you asked
      take it gracefully and be respectful

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I asked a girl out today

      Right there you just became more of an man than 99% of this board.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You tried, so you're ahead of everyone else on this board. Remember that it's just numbers of attempts x your personal success chance. Chad makes it look easy with his stupid high success chance, but you can even everything out with pure fucking persistence. Use the autism, get those numbers up.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sumo
    worst cringe I've seen so far today

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve got one for you gays
    >be me
    >work with hella illegals
    >work is okay, just doing it for the money
    >I lost 50lbs last year
    >look and feel awesome. Mires all the time
    >the faggiest of gay dyel coworkers, let’s call him H
    >”anon, what supplements do you take?”
    In Spanish obviously because he’s illegal and can’t speak English
    >name off my supps and end with creatine
    >”then you aren’t natural”
    >lmaowut
    >”taking creatine is the same as doing steroids and all it does is give you fake muscles”
    >lmaoWUT
    >explain to king gay that creatine is naturally occurring in red meats and it helps with your muscles absorbing more water. Your body is already 70% water
    >”that stuff is literally steroids. You’re not natural and I am”
    >he’s a 5’4” 160lbs dyel
    >I’m the manlet king at 5’9” 180lbs
    >used to powershit for 2 but changed to become aesthetic and I love it
    >H can’t even bench 120lbs (by his own admission)
    >dyels never fucking learn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cringe that you would engage in conversation with a subhuman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish creatine was the same as doing steroids. I'm tired of being natty.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't natty infact most supplements aren't natty you should be getting them by natty hunting them yourself. Also if we were really natty both of you manlets would be enslaved by me a Chad 5'10".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong
        >t. 5' 11"

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that conserns me about sumo is dropping the weight on the toes.
    Other than that i don't understand why so many people get assblasted about sumo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because most people lift more with sumo (not all but most) and everyone pretends that it's the same thing as a conventional deadlift.

      it should have been banned years ago

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have short enough legs you can dramatically reduce the ROM to the point where it's a fucking rack pull.
      See OP. That weight is 6" off the ground at most.

      I move the weight farther benching.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd fucking better

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally 1 inch rom due to shitty bendy bar + cheat sumo

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, if I could sumo and keep my ROM to 5" max, I'd be pulling 800 by now considering I pulled 650 from just 5" off the floor and had to move that shit about 3x as far to lock it out.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope harder.
    It's cringe cause he can lift more than you? Instead of shitty attempts at bashing others progress why don't you try working on yourself a little. You might be less of a miserable cunt and maybe, just maybe, you'll make a friend or two in life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the person you're talking to isn't real, no true communication is happening here, everyone you talk to on the internet is just a reflection of your subconscious, this whole rant is just you screaming at a mirror

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