>crossfit has some of the most retarded lifts and form and does cardio. >still somehow has the best bodies

>crossfit has some of the most retarded lifts and form and does cardio
>still somehow has the best bodies
how?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all athletes are on steroids.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      crossfit is drug tested

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        https://i.imgur.com/yFei3f2.png

        >crossfit has some of the most retarded lifts and form and does cardio
        >still somehow has the best bodies
        how?

        look at the muscles on the girls? Anavar + some type of mild cycle is needed for a woman to look that way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love fucking girls like this, with their muscles and huge clits and masculine stench. It lets me be "gay" without having to stick my cock in another man's ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the intensity and hypertrophy coupled with the fact that most crossfitters you see posted are the people that survived the retarded lifts. Behind those who made it are rows of crossfitters with fucked knees, rotator cuffs, etc

        typical late bloomers whos knowledge of sports starts and ends at crossfit. These bros are on steroids, several have opened up about the PED use of the sport. Crossfit HQ can get away with it because of gullible fucks like you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you have to be on something.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Your tests all came back negative, I'm sorry sir but we're going to have to disqualify you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        retard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you realize that mr olympia is also tested? surely they must be natty then lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw I realized mr olympia tests for "drugs" as in cocaine, weed and such
          Wasn't it Jay Cutler who was once suspended for marijuana use or coke?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post body, Why is taking drugs bad exactly?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He said they took drugs, he never said drugs were bad.
            That idea came from you,
            And hey, you are probably right

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since nobody has clarified: testing for PEDs is fairly ineffective in CrossFit and ESPECIALLY in bodybuilding. Testing only works if it is done many times across the entire athletes season and off season.

        You could easily do several cycles or a blast during pre-season training, rack on the muscle and then stop right before the event just in time for testing. You’ll lose some muscle due to coming off the roads, but you’ll still obliterate any natties

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is Mr. Olympia you dingus
        Does picrel look natty to you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah like 2 months of healthy diet + gym 3/week and good genetics.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah dude those chicks that have pecs instead of boobs are all natural sure lel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bro the 2 chicks OP posted are totally natty

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao
        >do multiple AAS cycles in a year
        >cycle off with ample time to clear AAS out of your system, beat drug testing for competition
        >"drug free"
        Dude you HAVE to be joking, or a bad troll. This is just like muh bodybuilding competitions that are technically drug tested... or the Olympics where tons of athletes fly under the radar with AAS or alternative PEDs that don't register on tests. EVERYONE is on AAS

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt your mom was drug tested when she was pregnant with you though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Athletes
      They want to be athletes so bad

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the intensity and hypertrophy coupled with the fact that most crossfitters you see posted are the people that survived the retarded lifts. Behind those who made it are rows of crossfitters with fucked knees, rotator cuffs, etc

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best bodies
    >Literal fridges
    What

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post pic of pro athletes at the top .01% of their sport
    the average crossfitter doesn’t look like this, go to any crossfit gym in the country and you’ll see a bunch of average looking bodies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the average gym goer doesn’t look like this, go to any gym in the country and you’ll see a bunch of average looking bodies

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a crossfit champion as a teacher at school and his crossfit days ended because he snapped his shit up so badly from it
    Crossfit is dangerous as fuck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell me more

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best bodies
    For men not even close, it’s usually fridgemode. Great abs though. What really needs to be discussed though is
    >CrossFit womens bodies
    Why the fuck are they so aesthetic from a mens bodybuilding point of view? If a guy did that shit they wouldn’t look like that (they don’t. Froning looks good though). Smaller waists?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/A1gBNss.jpg

        This is Brooke Ence and she competed in female bodybuilding before doing Crossfit. Even if she's natty now she definitely wasn't then.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they look like crossdressing gymcel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nordic blood and steroids do amazing things for a physique. Before skandi land went cuck mode they produced some of the strongest and most aesthetic men around.

  7. 4 months ago
    I was waiting for one of these

    >I did crossfit for 3-4 months. Made more gains more strenght and physique wise in one month in a gym.
    >Literally everyone but trainer who was a professional looked like average shit. Fat, skinny, and what not but doing crossfit for years. And the trainer was roided af.
    >I stuggled the whole time. Stupid pointless exercises, it felt more like manual labour. You lose all the energy on crazy paced exercises.
    >expect stuff like clean&jerk, exercises are not repeat often enough for you to actually build proper strenght or muscle.
    And they are all over the place.
    >It is not adjusted properly to your body/progress/strenght level.
    >Those stupid cheat pullups wtf is that
    No thanks.

    • 4 months ago
      I was waiting for one of these

      sorry for the typos I didn't sleep for 24hours

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fake sport whose whole demographic is made up of hyperactive DYELs with zero real knowledge and a whole lot of pending injuries, roiders who just want to show off and pretend to be "athletes" while still just going to the gym and not really having to try that hard, and these fake as fuck celebs and influencers who just do it for cameras and have built their bodies through PEDs and regular training.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Functional fitness

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have the most balanced physiques because the do a large variety of lift/exercise combinations, so they touch on most if not all muscle groups. even with steroids its impressive. top athletes in real sports who use PEDs dont look as good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pro athletes use PEDs for performance, they don't want to look obviously roided out, they want to win. Crossfitters know that winning or not has zero value, no one but the indoctrinated sheep who do CF know the winners of the crossfit games. What matters is how they look for social media, brand ads etc. As crossfit is a brand first and foremost, and behind its existence is just the fitness industry trying to tap into the niche of people who need an excuse to feel better than regular lifters by doing a "real sport" and "functional fitness".

      The guys on the pic, unlike the "ladies", are achievable natty imo. The images show them with a pump with enhanced lighting and shadows to add muscle definition. However, it is absolutely impossible to achieve those bodies through crossfit. Except for the fuckhuge traps I don't really see anything I don't have myself as a natty, assuming these guys are average height. Below 6' having that kind of body should be the goal after a long enough time lifting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to be that guy but post physique. CrossFit is beyond retarded but the top guys are fucking shredded and to a man have amazing (if blocky) abs. The fridgemode ruins it. It they definitely look juicy

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good you look when you're cut has more to do with genetics than anything else.
    More people = higher chance of a good looking athlete, crossfit is popular, simple as.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls almost universally look great. I get we mostly see the top ones, and locall amateur competitors probabbly will look much worse, but still

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think CrossFit is stupid but especially if you are builtfat you can definitely make physique improvements by going balls to the wall during the workouts in a group setting. The intensity is next level. Add gear to that and you can see amazing results even if the programming is stupid. Most of the guys in the gym are not working out hard enough. Lots of people in CrossFit are pushing themselves. It’s not worth it because you’ll fuck up your joints and it’s ridiculously overpriced but there’s a lesson to be learned here about the importance of actually fucking working out hard

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called performance enhancing drugs

    It's really quite obvious if you're not retarded

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs
    Also 90% of CrossFit exercises absolutely wreck joints

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any of them even do crossfit except right before competition season. Maintaining those kinds of bodies with year-round extreme cardio and conditioning does not seem feasible.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats true, not how most people do "crossfit" at least. They at least know how to train for something properly rather than the work out of the day type thing that crossfit is

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a crossfit event, and not just the competitors but virtually all of the women spectators are fucking jacked too with insane shoulders. You'll never see so many startlingly muscular women in one place and they all have normal feminine faces. These are nurses, teachers, accountants, office workers, students, i.e. otherwise normie women with square 9-5 jobs who do Crossfit as a hobby and they stay in this shape all year round. I can't believe they're all running cycles.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe they're all running cycles.
      Solid argument. You're the reason fake natties thrive kek. "Lots of people seem to be doing this, therefore none of them are".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what are they using? Zero of them suffer from virilization of the face. Do they all have a perfectly 100% reliable source of Anavar and know the exact right cycle for them? I'm not talking about the pros, I know they're on PEDs, I'm talking about the dozens of ultra-jacked girls you see at any local Crossfit box.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brother the virilization only happens after long time use and at rather high dosage. What you see at those events is an extremely skewed sample of the population, and I don't know what your standards are when it comes to female shoulder size.

          Ask yourself, does every male roider go bald and get acne? Does every female roider get a clitdick? One thing's for sure, no one ever got cannonball delts through burpees and kipped pullups.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >clitdick
            Even men that juice, don't want women that roid.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3421

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    CrossFit does its own in house drug testing. They want to maintain control of the positives, so they can control the athletes, so they can control the payments from the sponsors.

    If they gave a shit about legitimacy they would try something like USADA, which while not perfect is a fuckload better for testing than doing it in house. But then they lose all those fat sponsorships and all these roided fucks and the executives that make money off them go broke. Nobody is that stupid.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cherry picks the roided top 1% of athletes
    Go to a crossfit gym and 90% of people will have the normal "fit" look, you can tell they have muscle development and a little definition, but nothing you can't achieve with normal weightlifting + cardio

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the natty crossfit girls in my gym are hot. All of the guys are dyel. Conclusion: crossfit is for girls.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wonder if there would be a net gain to the well being of society if the common person used roids to a limited extent. Could relative rapid muscle growth across the population result in a positive feedback loop?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anavar use is starting to going viral among teenage girls, so we might find out fairly soon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what a benefit to society it would be if the majority of people used roids. Because one roid raging fraud isn't bad enough.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're not the best bodies, they're just the bodies you'll get when you push yourself. It's not worth increasing risk of injury when there is safe ways to accomplish the same physique, it's just that you're mentally categorizing smart safe lifters with dumb safe or weak lifters.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best bodies

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crossfit is based on one of the most well known facts in sports medicine: the body adapts to exercises so it needs variety to be stimulated and get stronger.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Survivorship Bias
    >most people quit crossfit
    >due to injury or because it is just too hard for them and the switch to normal gym training
    >genetic freaks make it to the top (just like not every sprinter ends up running agains Usain Bolt)
    >these genetic freaks are on full with PEDs

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