Crystal thread

What crystals do you like to wear while working out?

Personally I like carnelian, amber, tigers eye. Makes me feel very pumped for a good PR

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone told me that tigers eye is good for your circulation and blood pressure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tigers eye is good for bodily functions and energy. As part of the sacral chakra crystal group it functions with the adrenal gland, which plays a part with blood flow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tigers eye is good for bodily functions and energy. As part of the sacral chakra crystal group it functions with the adrenal gland, which plays a part with blood flow

      I learned about grounding and orgonite from a website that takes topics in hippie/momscience and presents them in a more schizo-friendly fashion. Its changed my life.

      Does amber really count as a magìck crystal? I started wearing it after doing psychedelics, it just made sense. But I don't want to want to be associated with such LARPers.

      Lmao you fucking retards sound like drugged up festival sluts, grow up. They're fucking rocks.
      You've been sold repackaged spirituality. But don't forget to collect them all! They all do different things! Weeeeeee!

      • 1 month ago
        Fifthdview.com

        >theyre minerals marie

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dry my cum into little crystals using a food dehydrator and wear them around my neck like a hookah shell necklace

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None. I use pennies instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Metals are crystals too you know

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    orgonite pendant

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Good choice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I learned about grounding and orgonite from a website that takes topics in hippie/momscience and presents them in a more schizo-friendly fashion. Its changed my life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post the link nerd

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >exo-science.com

        • 1 month ago
          Fifthdview.com

          I actually just made a grounding thread yesterday

          I have the same goals as that website. I want to make a website where I can display all the metaphysical information ive learned and use it in a way to benefit people's lives.

          Right now I make t shirts and crystal bracelets. I have a little blog that details the esoteric meanings of my designs. I also do astrology charts and tarot readings.

          Hopefully one day I'll have enough on there and someone will say my work has changed their life

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your sister's pearl on my tounge

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly do you do with the crystals?
    do you just have to wear one or keep it in your house/poket? or do you have to say special spells to activate it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You put them inside your vagina and/or rectum.

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Well the first thing you should do with any crystal is clean it with water if it can tolerate water, or sage if it can't or you don't know

      Then install a manifestation into your cleaned crystal. Close your eyes and hold it tightly. Speak good things into the crystal. Ask it to provide you with a specific quality
      >let me be more sociable
      >let me find love
      >let me have more energy

      Speak these good things into the crystal and then just have it on your person. In your pocket is fine. In your house is fine. Have it in a spot where you can see and care for it, like your desk or bedside table. Some crystals don't like direct sunlight.

      And thats it. As you and your crystal bond to each others frequencies you'll start to notice your manifestation phrases take root

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like lavender amethyst

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of a gay wears garden gnomeelry what are you gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about the female gaze
      30 year old Boomer or Gymcel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im neither of those and what the fuck is a female gaze

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best crystal for penis health?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does amber really count as a magìck crystal? I started wearing it after doing psychedelics, it just made sense. But I don't want to want to be associated with such LARPers.

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Yes amber is a part of our crystal mumbo jumbo although its not a crystal. It's still a stone that holds magical properties. Yes youre one of us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've avoided telling anyone what it is when they ask or why I wear it irl because they'd think I'm a schizo larper. M-maybe it is true...

        • 1 month ago
          Fifthdview.com

          https://i.imgur.com/Wv8qMAh.jpg

          Actually citrine can bring money to you. Citrine is the stone of abundance. With a proper crystal alter like mine you can actually attract money to you. Since I built this crystal alter ive made 20,000 in extra money outside of my regular pay check.

          So yes. If you're looking to bring extra money into your life, buy some citrine and let it do its magic

          I just remembered there's amber on my crystal alter. Those brown circles next to the green jade. So yup you're just like me =)

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best thread

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh hey i remember you from IST i think. good luck anon

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Yeah I was on IST for awhile and thanks

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like me some amethyst
    preferably taken anally

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >birthstone is ruby
    >rubies are expensive
    It’s nice that it’s a royal gem, but I’m not exactly rich either.

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Ruby is expensive but a lot of the time you're actually paying for the gold it's attached to. You can try looking into silver or stainless steel garden gnomelery if you want to wear ruby for cheaper. I wouldn't recommend synthetic ruby. It's not the same

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the tip.
        Can you recommend any sites to buy natty rubies from?
        I’m a noob and don’t know where to start.
        I’d love to have an IRL strength ammy.

        • 1 month ago
          Fifthdview.com

          Not really but I have heard from several garden gnomelery stores that if you buy a necklace, you can request to have the stones replaced with whatever stone of your choice. I've been looking for some emerald and I'm sure if I ever find a good source they should have other precious gems

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i insert 3 dumortierite as a suppository before i squat. put on 5 kg in the last two weeks

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay ass anal bead thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fag if you think these smooth, delicious balls of fun should be anally inserted into your boyfriend. Beat it, homo.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > IST is ascending to new age spirituality
    Finally.

    I have a rose quartz crystal on a necklace that I wear during meditation, focusing on it rising and falling with my chest is essentially a meditation hack

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women thread
    >Women thread
    Women thread
    >Women thread
    Women thread

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they are so good then why not using all of them? Like this guy.
    Do women ever ask themselves that question?

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Because this is unironically 10,000 dollars worth of crystals on his body. I would if I could

      Which crystal will give my life meaning?

      Moldavite, if you're brave enough will force you to find your purpose. Other stones like amethyst are good for connecting you spiritually to the world which eventually helps you find your purpose. Lapis lazuli gives you intuition which will help you trust your instincts as you look for your purpose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is unironically 10,000 dollars worth of crystals on his body. I would if I could

      [...]
      Moldavite, if you're brave enough will force you to find your purpose. Other stones like amethyst are good for connecting you spiritually to the world which eventually helps you find your purpose. Lapis lazuli gives you intuition which will help you trust your instincts as you look for your purpose

      Bro if a fucking stone can attract money then wasting millions of dollars on insane amounts of that wouldn't be a bad choice, it would be an investment.
      You gotta exploit the system, man.

      • 1 month ago
        Fifthdview.com

        Actually citrine can bring money to you. Citrine is the stone of abundance. With a proper crystal alter like mine you can actually attract money to you. Since I built this crystal alter ive made 20,000 in extra money outside of my regular pay check.

        So yes. If you're looking to bring extra money into your life, buy some citrine and let it do its magic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, i'm building my house out of that shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Fifthdview.com

            I would too I love citrine

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which crystal will give my life meaning?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plutonium, but only if you eat high amounts fo it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only wear aluminium these days, but I would like to know what stones are most beneficial for MY stones of you know what I mean.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a geologist and hate shit like this. Retarded pseudoscience for women.

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      As a geologist you should understand the power of a crystalline molecular structure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractional_crystallization_(geology)?wprov=sfti1
        If you don’t have room temperature IQ you can understand this.

        • 1 month ago
          Fifthdview.com

          Yes and what about it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In which part does it provide any evidence whatsoever for a spiritual aspect behind the crystalline structures of minerals? Please provide any scientific source that isn’t a new age hippie site for 70 year old schizophrenics and people who failed chemistry, fried from their drug addled past.

            • 1 month ago
              Fifthdview.com

              You'll never get a modern day paper telling you the health benefits of crystals because science refuses to want to help people heal themselves naturally and for free.
              You'll see many ways they use crystals in other ways. For example the vibratory power of crystals is a huge reason why computers work. Since quartz happens to have a near perfect 60hz frequency.

              Spirituality has a lot to do with vibration and energy. Don't you think these crystals with proven vibration qualities, would have effects on humans as well?

              There are many aspects of modern day science that are just now starting to realize the knowledge of ancient science was in fact true and valid. Crystal therapy is going to be one of those aspects.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re either misunderstanding or purposely misconstruing piezoelectricity, which is very well understood by scientists and is the result of mechanical stress. It has nothing to do with your pseudoscientific idea of “energy” in a spiritual context.

              • 1 month ago
                Fifthdview.com

                Keep thinking that. It's hilarious how you can't see the relationship between them

                Bro it's a rock. It doesn't do shit.

                False

                You'll never find anyone who isn't a 60y/o schizo hippie telling you about it because it's just a fucking rock. If "le crystal vibrations" had health benefits likw you say then you could cure cancer with a tuning fork.

                But im 30. And look up there are forms of healing with 432hz music

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'll never find anyone who isn't a 60y/o schizo hippie telling you about it because it's just a fucking rock. If "le crystal vibrations" had health benefits likw you say then you could cure cancer with a tuning fork.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People like you are literally lolcows for geologists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a geologist and love it because I can sell minerals on Etsy at 10x profit

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red Jade

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like some rood trannies forgot to take their estrogen blockers

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    green is the color that i must follow. which gems should i choose

    • 1 month ago
      Fifthdview.com

      Jade is a beautiful green crystal. It's another stone of wealth and luck.

      I like fluoride as well. Especially the rainbow variants. That's more manifestation of love and purpose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thank you, ordering fluoride right now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just drink some tap bro

        • 1 month ago
          Fifthdview.com

          Just drink some tap bro

          Lmao I meant flourite. It's different

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THERE BERYL, PEARL AND OPALS PALE,
    AND METALS WROUGHT LIKE FISHES MAIL

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro it's a rock. It doesn't do shit.

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