>ctrl+f no fit humor thread. fit humor thread

>ctrl+f no fit humor thread
fit humor thread

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job working at your amazon job buddy bet those gains are worth it kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks to these gains i’ll actually get to enjoy my old age and all the money i’m saving

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking lifting helps in your actual health
        Kek no thats cardio now back to your cage wagie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a good testosterone supplement?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ashwaghanda and panax ginseng raise it by a bit proven in clinical trials, tongkat ali and boron probably raise it aswell
              after that you can raise it by lifestyle for the comfy way or literally start roiding

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ashwaghanda

                ACK

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how can i take ashwaganda and preserve my liver?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People have been eating ashwaghanda for 5000 years, and no adverse affects have been found in that time until people started taking it as supplements in unnaturally high doses.
                Drink it as Golden Milk the same way it has been consumed for millenia and it is the safest testo boost there is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                also applies to

                how can i take ashwaganda and preserve my liver?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looked it up and that shit sounds good. I’ll give it a shot.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does this rate in comparison to chocky milk?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt that be moon milk?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Testosterone Enanthate

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              all legal “test boosters” are scams, building muscle, sunlight, zinc, and ashwaganda are your best legal options, otherwise roids

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think of enclomiphene citrate?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ashwaghanda.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just inject Test C or E at low dosage (~100 mg a week) and be done.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ashwaghanda

          • 2 months ago
            BraveLemon

            You forgot browses IST

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              top kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok what does this have to do with the post you answered to?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              that being a low-t male will make you live a shorter, less happy life

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought hair loss could indicate high T

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, it indicates genes related to hair loss. if you have those genes and then up your testosterone you can lose hair even faster but the fundamental cause is genetic and you'd still lose your hair as a natty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I listen to audiobooks on leg days, and averaged an additional book+ a day for like 3 years at my last job. Can people not multitask?

                >High T, Low T, Goatee,
                >it doesn't fucking matter you're going to lose your hair
                >REEEEEE

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also you shitheads are terrible at humor threads. 25 images: 87 replies
                2/?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                3/?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                4/?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                5/?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                6/shower time, be better you gays

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                4/?

                kek'd

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Savage

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Dwarf Fortress enthusiast at the bottom right
                Impeccable taste.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that one fat guy I knew didn't have less.muscle at all. One little push almost knocked me out

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was bloatmaxxing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            6/12, should I be worried?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lifting keeps your joints, muscles and bones healthy ie. you won't be put in to a nursing home because falling won't kill you and you can actually take care of yourself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lifting bad only do cardio
          Smartest normalfag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The alternative is being a DYEL weak amazon worker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an aerospace engineer and jacked af kek sick it fagget

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m studying to be a computer programmer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a CS degree and work as a web developer.

        Good morning sirs!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an ATC and I make 5 figs a month. What is it working at amazon AND being a DYEL?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a stay at home mom and have my own business, wagie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reselling LuLaRoe is not a business.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anything can be a business. The important part is making profit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a CS degree and work as a web developer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Bloomberg in Tokyo and I'm the biggest on the team by quite some.
      Lifting doesn't stop anyone from studying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job working at your amazon job buddy bet those gains are worth it kek

      Good job posting it twice retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% of all users on the internet are bots, including you and me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey retard. Welcome to IST where everyone spergs out in their own way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m an eng making 300k yearly. Also, it’s p easy to read books (yes, even continental phil). Guppy is also a poorfag midwit: his existence is a deadening and he knows it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you aren't. Not only you tell a big lie but there's a painfully obvious mistake in your post that tells me you are too stupid to do what you say

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job working at your amazon job buddy bet those gains are worth it kek

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez what level of cope is this? Who gives 2 shits about poems or "fun facts"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I memorise poems on my breaks at work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I pity you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck you, I do what I enjoy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based enjoyer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            King

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, had to remember sonnets for my acting class, dis sonnet 23 and my professor and class loved it.

        Also a question, if a girl flirts with me, has a boyfriend, knows I have a girlfriend, yet gets irritated when I had reminded her of said boyfriend, what the fuvk does this mean?
        A girl from my acting class did that and threw me off, I was a bit uncomfortable

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that girl has every disease known to mankind

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's nice when pther enjoy your reading. I've never done it because my voice is too monotonous and I feel I wouldn't do them justice.
          >what the fuck does this mean
          Depends on how comfortable you two are around each other. She's probably just flirting for fun, I've heard it's a thing normies do. But take that with a grain of salt, I'm just an autistic William Blake enjoyer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            dont be afraid to speak with your emotions, thats something my acting class taught me, trust me people love hearing a guy passionate
            about their material and what you and

            Some people just flirt for fun, it doesn’t have to mean anything

            said is most likely true, i suppose im just used to brushing off flirting a lot since i grew up fat and awkward.

            taht being said she did try to dance with me in starbucks when a group of us were hanging out there after class. a random song came on and she started trying to ballroom dance wit h me, i half played a long, but i reminded her i got a girlfriend and that she has a boyfriend. she said, "its not like we're making out" (technically shes not wrong but still lol)
            she kind of in an annoyed tone asked how i knew about her boyfriend until i reminded her that she TOLD me during auditions for a play she recommended to me lol.

            Another time, when we didnt know each other too much a few months ago, she put her hand on my back as we were leaving and said, "If you need me for anything, you can talk to me, Im here for you". and she said I had "caring, water energy". I was flattered, but I was confused sicne we hadnt known each other too long.

            finally there was the time she hugged me goodbye and said "see you later handsome" and the other time where she blew me kisses away

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's a hoe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people just flirt for fun, it doesn’t have to mean anything

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And women wonder why men can't keep up with their fucking bullshit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a dude and I flirt for fun too, it just feels nice. If she flirts back then great.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate you. People like you are exactly why social retards like me have an impossible time figuring out social cues.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes young women (mostly) flirt just to get a positive reaction and feel desired. They might even hide the fact they're in a relationship to make space for you to ask them out only to pull the bf card and explain they didn't mean anything and you just misread them. Some colleague did that to me recently.

          Personally I hate it. Regardless of the fact that it's hard enough for me to read social cues correctly and puts me in an awkward embarrassing position once I've asked out a colleague who's already taken, I also find that sort of behavior childish, self-centered and egotistical, manipulating other people for your personal benefit alone. You can excuse this behavior all you want, but I think it's dishonest and shows a lack of maturity.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          she could have been being friendly, and then put off once she realized you took it as flirting, people dont always sound like they mean to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Memorizing poems
        Cringe cuck shit
        >Writing your own poems
        Based IST warrior-poet pilled.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lift it up and rerack
          i work out my front and back
          each muscle has to reach his max
          for me to get some recreational sex

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            deadlift deadlift deadlift
            i want you every day
            deadlift deadlift deadlift
            my booty will attract the gay
            hard and firm, like it should be
            my buttocks, everyone will see

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he looks at me in disgust
              "why are you so fat?
              your squat lacks the hipthrust
              your ohp is really bad"
              i know he's right with this
              the men in the mirror he is

              Here, my dear friends
              Is Anon the Queer
              Of all things in life
              It's stanzas he fears
              The rhythm reminds
              Of slaps from behind
              As he gets used
              And fucked in the rear

              Grills do not like me at the gym
              I get no mires when post swim
              They do not like me, here nor there
              They do not like me anywhere
              It seems I'll never find a wife
              I should just end my fucking rhyme

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon for poet laureate

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The ISTizen's wail:

              ohps and lat pulldowns
              how i love thee my compounds
              working at the gym by day
              so at night i may get my lay
              "maybe with time will maidens find
              me worth a sliver of their time"
              then to the club i go with friends
              hoping to find love by nights end
              if post to IST "i'll do great and"
              by dawn am laying with a man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need to lift
          Lots and lots
          What keeps me going
          Are squat and oats

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah man just like an aspiring musician
          don't practice on songs that have already been written by someone else
          just reinvent music

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically this, I got stuck in the spiral of those stupid you tube shorts and couldn't stop. decided if I was going to consume inane content that I can't recall five minutes after that it should at least be cultured.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really retarded, especially that according to my interactions 60% of researchers (PhD and above) especially the young are into lifting and very fit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At my university gym all the jacked guys were STEM students.
        I started Uni like 10 years ago and graduated 6 years ago but I guess it's probably still more or less the same.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the weight lifting gym is solidly stem at the uni gym i go to.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I noticed in STEM (Mathematics degree) which I just graduated with is that others in my program were either jacked as fuck chads, obese, or skeletons who sat with posture so atrocious it was physically painful for me to look at. There were few "normal" physiques.
          I didn't use my uni gym very much and when I did I didn't interact with anyone so no data on the majors of the jack guys at large.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean why would they be normal? They either are self aware and work out or don't care. If they don't care they're either so autistic they forget to eat or they don't move and eat tendies all day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gyms are full of STEM students and business/law students where I went to university. No social science student was to be seen :'D

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        High IQ and fitness are directly correlated
        High IQ individuals think ahead better than dumb monkeys, so instead of engorging themselves with shit "food" for instant gratification they work out and choose the long term benefits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice broscience

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/regular-exercise-changes-brain-improve-memory-thinking-skills-201404097110

            https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352154615000157?via%3Dihub

            moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the truth, I've never met an intelligent fat person.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exercise improves brainpower.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to get really beefy so normies think I'm a dumbass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learning poems is based.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prose is infinitely more useful and grounded in reality. Poetry is for women.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          unless it's Fornyrðislag of course

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got mired by 3 girls today bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahahha good one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a boner when standing next to one in metro lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw you bro, that's 3 girls and one very horny man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i also had a delusional manic episode today anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck do you do after mires?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        flaunt it online wuth my bros

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        blush, go home and post on IST

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feel good and hold onto it whilst it fades over a 3--day period

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have decided not to read your comment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those were men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, i was the 3 girls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had a girl come up to me in the smoking area of a bar and kiss me on the cheek. Got a semi and had to sit down and chain smoke until it went away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can i plz be ur big tiddied goth gf?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were looking at the chad behind you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sister's told me that when she shows pictures to her friends that have me in them that they all said I was really hot and wondered who I was. So that's nice I guess but I'm not really sure what to take away from it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is far easier to read 600 poems than develop all your muscles over years of lifestyle changes lmao
    >implying you can't do both and just not watch Rick & Morty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > implying anyone that would say that unironically actually has learned a language, or poems
      the "fun" facts i believe, there are a ton of "7 things you missed in X" and other such bs. And tbh everyone knows facts about something, making it seem like something special is pathetic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but have you CHECKED those facts?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciate the effort bro

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get banned for saying /n/ /i/ IST IST /e/ /r/
    What the fuck happened to IST bros? You used to be able to post anything unless it was porn or gore, now you actually get banned for saying words? These jannies are fucking pozzed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say moron all the time maybe I'm grandfathered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's cause I called the poster a garden gnome as well.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get banned for saying /n/ /i/ IST IST /e/ /r/
          What the fuck happened to IST bros? You used to be able to post anything unless it was porn or gore, now you actually get banned for saying words? These jannies are fucking pozzed.

          You're just an underage cuck lol, I can say moron freely and so can this chad

          I say moron all the time maybe I'm grandfathered

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A moron garden gnome? Interesting

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a IST meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I put ice cream in between two slices of sourdough for that sweet delicious sour and sweet, rich and creamy flavor.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are eleven of these ads.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here are the others

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot the link

                https://liartownusa.com/tag/applecabin/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw the low prices are the weirdest thing about this flyer
            I miss everything not costing a fuck ton

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fuck, I actually gagged reading that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have another from IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      Oldy but a goldy

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe a dozen muscles you can actually call large
    >12 fun facts or be in shape
    hmmmm

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post humor you fucking mongoloids.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you i would have been a good thread without this gay

      Good job working at your amazon job buddy bet those gains are worth it kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're 1 rep max

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck that's good lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      top kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      America really deserved 911

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's true. Shame the rest of the world stuffed from their reactive spergout though.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not watching Harry Potter lore trivia videos while lifting
    He's SERIOUSLY ngmi

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted humor i would simply ask: "what is your one repetition maximum?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is your one repetition maximum?
      6 reps

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jej

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He could have just lied about being gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoever posted this must have been unattractive. Most gays hate women too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chanting is known to increase spirit. Jesus said not to do it because you're supposed to have enough faith you only need to say your chant once.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can someone so adored actually be a gains goblin?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy, he's gnomish.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know Maximum?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine being dunked into a cup of tea
      genious, trying this next set

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't learn languages and read books while also exercising
    lazy dyel

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are you even doing if you're not reading between sets?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what an utter abortion of a thread
      >bump
      lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was two months ago but it still makes me laugh aloud. no idea why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fun day that was

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey so I'm looking for that one screenie with the anon who lists his hobbies to his coworkers then says "I also abstain from masturbation." I can not find it for the life of me and I know somebody else has to have it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry bro I didn't make a full screencap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does IST seem as ridiculous to this to the girls that come on here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when he flexes every muscle in his body & his eyes roll into the back of his head as he nuts inside you.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's almost like that doujhin i once read

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >latestagecapitalism.jpg

      Even romantic interest is being leveraged for the sake of commercial productivity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        China is a communist country, you can’t blame capitalism for that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a surfacelevel dumbdumb

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            rather than call people dumb and polarise them against you, why not actually explain why china is capitalist? you seem to already have some answers anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always has been

        State mandated cheerleading qt gf when???

        I swear I'll be more productive!!!

        It's good for morale. And the attention and social skills gained by the autistic programmers might improve their confidence and develop as a person.

        holy fuck actually 500 iq..

        It's good for the worker, good for the company, and good for society. Only a commie loser would think otherwise, and his only real complaint is that the government isn't the one doing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      State mandated cheerleading qt gf when???

      I swear I'll be more productive!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck actually 500 iq..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In America, we call that an HR department.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah except in america they’d all be fat leftists with dyke cuts and blue hair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squad hoes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do this in America as well. Most of the female employees are worthless and are just there to motivate incel programmers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >motivate
        more like harass because they're usually hrs and can get you fired on a whim

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be analyst during the day
    >work saturdays during the winter as a temp at a factory
    >work circles around these whiny ghetto ass drug addict dyels

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao you pathetic lifters never fail to make me laugh with your “fit humor” threads. Face it, most dyels will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad roid monkeys will ever be. You are on the wrong side of the squat rack, get over it losers

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      was this even in the actual show?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was sadly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, great proof. I really believe this!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing leg press, shout Fus Ro Dah every rep
    >qt3.14 comes up, "what are those chants anon, is it from zelda"
    >spill spaghetti, shout Feim Zii Gron
    >she can still see me
    >Wuld Nah Kest for the speed boost as I run out of the gym
    >Od Ah Viing, get in car, peel out in my Prius

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That was incredibly gay

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based anon fighting forced memes

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed the more fit someone is means they're usually more knowledgeable and a better person.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >32 on IST talking like this
    HAHAHAHA have a nice day THATS PATHETIC KEK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calls 4chinz IST
      have a nice day MUTT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calling IST 4chinz

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you require humor? you are one repetition maximum

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >calls 4chinz IST
    have a nice day MUTT

    these are actually some of the most embarrassing posts I've read on this website. I have never seen a more prevalent secret club mentality

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these are actually some of the most embarrassing posts I've read on this website. I have never seen a more prevalent secret club mentality
      You need to go back moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dios mio....el goblino de la guarda...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dios mio....el goblino de la guarda...
          America was a mistake.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that tweet alone is more humorous than anything itt

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poetry is the most faggy shit ever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brainlet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a general writting about how war is cool
        Yes go die for Da Cause.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A really badass general writing about how force is necessary. I reiterate that you have a smooth brain.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He jumps from fighting mamooths for food which is absolutely fine to why wars are fought. Wars happen exactly because of smoothbrains.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wars happen exactly because of smoothbrains.
              Tell me you've never read any military or political theory without telling me you haven't read any mmilitary or political theory.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. pacifist clay

          kys hippy scum

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys commie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            commie shill, how much are you getting paid?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Assad
              >Putin
              >communist

              moron, what? they are dictators who don't give a fuck about economic policies in general. The Russian oligarchs love Putin, lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how can they love him if he fucked them over by making them lose foreign assets and becoming personas non grata?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you're right, I meant "loved", lol

                But becoming a warmonger didn't convert him into a communist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be one of those gay men I keep hearing about on the TVs and such

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always get a kick out of this one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here, my dear friends
      Is Anon the Queer
      Of all things in life
      It's stanzas he fears
      The rhythm reminds
      Of slaps from behind
      As he gets used
      And fucked in the rear

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a terrible screencap. The subtitle on the image is barely visible, and it's way too wide. NEXT TIME, OPEN THE IMAGE AND MAKE THE WINDOW NARROWER TO GET THE ASPECT RATIO CLOSER TO A SQUARE.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the image doesnt matter if u browse fit u should be able to tell who that is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw that is LITERALLY my thread
      the poster could NOT cite ay sources

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude i was fucking dying laughing like a retarded seal when i read it

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    That was incredibly gay

    It's alright, bud. We all got chubs reading that one.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottom right ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pls, dub and i die in my sleep to night

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      Forgot these crosseye things exist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tfw I used to cum crosseyed like this looking at 3d boobies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          been there brother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please be real i'm tired

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i sleep less to smoke more thc and play fortnite

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anecdotes?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you can't do both
    These people are still stuck in the highschool cliche mindset. Jock = dumb nerd = weak

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I speak English, French, Latin, and Spanish.

    Poems are for fags but i can tell you to read on the river gran verse 10, and proverbs 16:18.

    Fun fact: Chlorine is odorless, Chlorine dissolved in water is odorless, the smell of Chlorine dissolving sweat and urine creates the classic pool smell you all grew up loving.

    I can send a v6 boulder, and do a 1 arm chinup, fuck this bitch, the only person you can be better than is the you of yesterday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only person you can be better than is the you of yesterday.
      KING SHIT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      chlorine is odorless

      as someone who works in a factory that uses chlorine; this is one of the worst lies i've ever seen on this mongolian basket weaving forum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I smell bleach when opening the container? Did somebody pee in every bottle of bleach?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you guys ever think that like, bleach isn't a smell but like, the lack of smell? Like it bleached the air of any smells so that's the smell of true nothing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learning languages is retarded.

      Cool dude, you've read a book. Everyone has read a book.

      Also, your fact isn't even correct. You're a retard.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Congratulations on asking her out

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this board is gayer than /y/

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my body must grow
    my muscles must grow
    my mind must grow
    because IST said so

    i am a lanklet, 2 meters tall,
    women reject me, i'm not attractive at all,
    but gymbro said i need some weight,
    my goal is to bench lmao 4pl8

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was once a time when people who memorized stupid, irrelevant shit were publicly ridiculed

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks at me in disgust
    "why are you so fat?
    your squat lacks the hipthrust
    your ohp is really bad"
    i know he's right with this
    the men in the mirror he is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Grills do not like me at the gym
      I get no mires when post swim
      They do not like me, here nor there
      They do not like me anywhere
      It seems I'll never find a wife
      I should just end my fucking rhyme

      yes

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dude got rekt twice: First his butthole then his potential gains

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a body builder but by normies standard i take steroids, so i can find this image fucking stupid because despite my time spent in the gym I graduated in engineering, know 4 languages, like to read a lot (now finishing the altered carbon trilogy, pretty good shit) and have a lot of true friends to hangout with and be happy, plus a GF. Normies just like to make fucking excuses for their failures

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a coworker before everything went remote who used to love saying this kind of thing, I asked what he was doing over the weekend one time after he made fun of my workout plans and he was going to marathon Jessica Jones again.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one is a classic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i must know where this man is today

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >american anon gets to hospital and gets seen within the span of 45 minutes
        lucky man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the "I dug up some radioactive disc and kept it on my balls, and now I have weird spots growing all over and I can't feel my nutsack" might have helped to push him to the priority lane.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he wasn't just about to die, so that is pretty quick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did the guy really go to hospital, be seen, get bloods and have a CT and biopsy all within 1 hour?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 2

      lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 2

      > the alpha radiation enters through the balls
      My understanding is that alpha radiation is just a helium nucleus, correct? And it can be stopped by a sheet of paper?
      I'm just trying to work out the science of how fucktarded this guy is. Does the nucleus decay further or react with his sack skin? Or is he being fucked by the beta and gamma radiation that Americium no doubt releases when it decays?
      More importantly how the fuck would this increase his gains?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guy who understands nuclear physics here
        He's dumb and he's gonna end up with wrinkly ballskin/skin cancer, simple.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without fitness, I wouldn't be as sharp mentally
    After getting fit I:
    >Learned piano
    >Guitar
    >Spanish
    >Fine woodworking
    >Auto repair
    >The secret to making a woman orgasm every time
    And most importantly-
    >How to squat lmao4pl8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the secret

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But ur benis insein her bagina:DDDD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Training squat exclusively in the 2-5 range every 3-4days

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not knowing you can listen to educational material in earbuds whilst you work out
    that guy needs to learn to work smarter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope. do one thing well at a time, fuck that multitasking nonsense

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    come at me bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's flashcards.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flashcards are nice, sure, but they best way to learn a language is to challenge yourself by reading one of their great works of literature.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce naow

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sauce

            https://milkfactory-jp.translate.goog/products/hmaho/?_x_tr_sl=ja&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude get back to /vn - we need hagfags to get the e-boicons out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          my main motivation in Duolingo (120 streak atm) is the cute goth/emo girl. some days where I genuinely don't have the time or energy to duolingo she appears in a popup reminder and I do like 5 lessons anyhow. emo scene goth girls...... my weakness and greatest motivation... two-edged edgy sword......... wagmi...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >duoshit
            waste of time, ngmi

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              why? i've learned plenty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keke, made me snort out loud in the waiting room of doctors office

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's over 1 million

      Holy fuck ascended Ankian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daily average 2344
      Ankilord I kneel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been pushing it up lately

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >daily average 2344
          Ankilord I kneel

          come at me bro

          pic might help

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the fuck are you memorizing
            and why am i not memorizing it too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to try this out now. How to?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a fucking Gerbert image on IST
              Holy shit, this is sending me on a nostalgia trip.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the fuck bruv, how many new words a day is that
            I'm drowning in reviews and my retention goes to 0 if I go over 20

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What software, also why not logseq?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it's anki with some addon
        wtf is logseq? anki is industry standard and is absolutely great if you're not a toddler obsessing over ui

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to classical literature while working out, right now, I'm listening to "The Three Kingdoms" by Luo Guanzhong. I also like to listen to podcasts about history.

    Also, what turbocope is this in general? Nonfit people aren't nonfit because they use their time for learning languages or "interesting facts", they are nonfit because they waste their time playing video games, using social media or watching movies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you can't lift and play video games or go on social media
      How do you think there are so many social media fitness influencers selling scams to people? Not that I am one but wow that wasn't a very bright post

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that final line
      lost it

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    god that’s so fucking hot

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not memorizing fun facts between sets

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT THE HECKIN FUN FACTORINOS!!!!!!!

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally an hour out of the day, 3 to 5 days a week

    They'll look for any excuse

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    god damnit i dont want to be gay but this turned me on

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone post a webm where the guy doing press not on bench but on some ridiculous ropes. it went with something like "you gotta confuse your muscles"
    thanks

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What cope.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys i found an OP strat
    >get lean and sexy
    >pretend to give a shit about harry potter
    bitches love pop culture bullshit. feign a casual interest in the shit and they will talk your fucking ears off about it.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of those men only got fat once they got old and had much more important things in mind than their physical health. It's not ideal to be fat if you're 50 and accomplishing a culturally significant achievement right now, but it's a disaster if you're fat when you're 25 and spending hours every day watching TV or playing video games while working a dead end job. If it's the former case, you made the conscious decision to value some other important thing higher than your health. That's ok, your choice.

      If it's the latter, you're a lazy sack of shit without any sense of self control who shouldn't be taken seriously.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's independent of obesity though. There are plenty of skinny people sitting around and wasting their lives on inane bullshit.
        If you want to hate fat people hate the ones who blame others for problems caused by their own obesity or delude themselves into thinking they are healthy and attractive because of it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There are plenty of skinny people sitting around and wasting their lives on inane bullshit.

          Yes, but there's a difference between "not being motivated enough to do something great" and "not even being motivated enough to not slowly have a nice day"

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could never take him seriously after one guy destroyed him with a quote tweet. Unfollowed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after one guy destroyed him with a quote tweet
      Can I see it?

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and he dies soon. Check em

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