Ctrl+F = no mire thread. >go to wife's female coworker BD party

Ctrl+F = no mire thread

>go to wife's female coworker BD party
>sit at table with 2 coworkers who are also a (recent) couple
>I catch the female peeking at me sometimes
>walk around to get a drink or something
>this MILF unapologetically stares at me, I make eye contact and she keeps staring with a goofy smile
>two teen girls chatting, peek at me and then chat between themselves, clearly commenting on me
>one of the teen girls keeps looking at me and looks away whenever I look back; does this several times
>wife must have noticed because she got all handsy and affectionate
>come home and have a top tier sex session
WAGTMI

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool LARP also your name is Mire Thread newfag

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO I never make threads, even though I'vr been posting for years

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the hottest girl from my athleticism team asked me for a foot massage
    Ooooh yea boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noice

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you stop being a coomer pervert, a woman showing their soles becomes kinda weird.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      'ased

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greentext it, please.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me, finish up training
        >turns out it was coach's birthday
        >Stacy A decides to invite a few people to her house to hang out
        >after some pizza + tequila + mojitos the whole group sits down and starts talking about whatever while pretending to watch a movie
        >Stacy B sits to my right, she's WAY over my league, cheerleader tier
        >suddenly puts her feet in my lap and says "Anon, give me a foot massage NOW!"
        >I hide my excitement and accept like it's a funny thing haha
        >Rub her feet for a while before Stacy A tells me it's my turn to get us more beer
        >I fear that if I decide to stay I'll look weird so I simply accept and go to the nearest liquor store while internally seething and fuming
        It was nice while it lasted

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting sent to the store
          >being a footrub slave
          Idk if you know this but this is primo bait for black people. You could honestly crack 100K retweets with the mere suggestion that you let a woman bigdog you and send you to the store like a bitch while your group was hanging out.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didnt you tell Stacy B to go with you and that you needed someone to help carry the beers? Easy way to get alone time with the one who is interested in you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be me
      >Just finished a bowl of cheezits and a Brooklyn 99 marathon
      >About to commence my 6th wank of the day
      >Been blowing dust for the last 2 loads already
      >Decide to forego porn and instead fantasize about running and sniffing my cousin's feet
      >Post about how I gave a hot girl a foot rub on a homosexuality forum
      Pretty based

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my athleticism team
      what is this like a xfit?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4yo cousin said "whoa anon has big muscles" yesterday

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kid mires are honest and wholesome, they dont play games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mommy why is uncle anon so ugly
        I don't know why I'm still alive

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Young kids don't, beware when they get to be tweens/teens.

    • 4 months ago
      sage

      Kid mires are honest and wholesome, they dont play games.

      >my sister in law mentioned my muscles
      >my 11 year old nephew asked me to flex
      >my 7 year old nephew grabs my arm and yells at the top of his lungs, "YOUR MUSCLES ARE HARD LIKE STONES"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best mires are the ones that inspire kids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      made it

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at the gym
    >doing incline DB press w/ 70 lbs
    >in between sets, middle age guy says "quit making the rest of us look bad"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did weighted pulls up with 3pl8s hanging
      >gym janitor says
      >finally someone’s doing it right
      >deadlift 6pl8
      >boomer gym goer asks to save some weights for the rest of us

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        based
        I can do supinated grip pull ups with 135+ but most chain girdles I've seen cannot support that much weight. The metal ring that the chain clips onto, that goes through the canvass loop on the end of the girdle, is not actually a ring, it has a thin gap so they can easily slide it into the canvass loop. Where the metal circle has the gap it gets bent out of shape when loaded with three plates and threatens to fall off of the canvass loop. If you know a brand of belt that doesn't have that little gap and/or is designed for more weight drop it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have access to a sewing machine you can make one from materials that you can buy from paragear.com and some chain frombthe hardware store. Hit 142lb chin up PR yesterday with mine. Yes I am autistic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he say it in a playful way? If so that's the most middle aged dad thing ever. Next he'll say some shit like "I guess they let anyone in here" when he sees a friend in public.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wow the entry qualifications for this place have gone to hell! Pete how the heck are you, it's been too long!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Next he'll say some shit like "I guess they let anyone in here" when he sees a friend in public.
        lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I say "I guess they let anyone in here" when I see a friend in public.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting drunk alone at concert
    >pass by this tiny wednesday looking goth girl
    >she gives me eyes
    >I barely finish introducing myself and she's leaning in for kiss
    >tells me she likes that I'm white and tall
    >thissonggoesveryhard.mp3
    >she's 18 but still in high school
    >I tell her I have a gf just to fuck with her
    >"omg really that's like so wrong why are you cheating"
    >tell her I do whatever I want, smile and kiss her again
    >say my phone is already full of bitches numbers, so I give her mine instead
    >lovefromkazakhstan.flac

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      .mp3
      .flac

      this shit is so fucking gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day discord zoomer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievably gay, and not even the good kind

    • 4 months ago
      I hate women

      kinda cringe ngl

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that easy to get girls to cheat with you on their man?

    This girl from my job has a guy but she still flirts with me, feels on me, etc etc. are all women really whores

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if they don't churn their own butter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they are. Sorry anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really that easy to get girls to cheat with you on their man?
      Op here. Unfortunately, it is easy. But not all women are cheating sluts, and I don't even consider this woman's peeks to be "cheating behavior" since she seemed to deliberately try to avoid gettimg caught (unlike the MILF). The cheating desire is 100% there for sure (I'm sure even in my wife), but I don't think this woman was displaying cheating BEHAVIOR, just like I hope my wife doesn't either.
      >This girl from my job has a guy but she still flirts with me, feels on me, etc etc. are all women really whores
      If she flirts and feels on, definitely a cheating whore. Respectable women (a dangerously small minority these days) will avoid creating these situations, will look away when you catch them miring you, etc. If she goes out of her way to let you know she's attracted to you, cheating is definitely not beneath her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you don’t fuck your girl right, yes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you don’t fuck your girl right, yes
        Lulz guys this is just what they tell you because they think that's what you want to hear. I've been the boyfriend and the guy they're cheating with. I've heard it from both ends. Keep in mind the boyfriend puts up with her literal shit and farts and gas and whining and bitching etc. Of course he doesn't fuck her like it's his last or only time... because it's not. And he's smelled her shitting in his bathroom and clogging it up and then bitching about Susie from work all night. So yeah, no matter how hot the girl... there's a boyfriend somewhere who is tired of her shit.

        Happend just twice to me and both of the girls told me I was so much better than their bf (this counts as a mire).
        If you get to fuck them it's up to your skills mainly, but if they come back it depends if they are sexually satisfied or not with their boy as [...] said.

        >both of the girls told me I was so much better than their bf
        They literally *all* say this. Ur SoOoO mUcH bEtTeRrrrrr. I've called them out and they've admitted to me they always say this because it turns the guy on. Kind of like "OMG IM CUMMMINNNNGGGG" when they're really not.
        >it's up to your skills mainly
        ... and this is what happens when women lie. It's up to them getting a rush from cheating on their boyfriends my guy, not your mAd SkIlLs bruhhh.

        Ask em. If they're comfortable with you they'll tell you the truth.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do believe it’s time for you to take your medication, champ

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop writing like a gay, retard

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do believe it’s time for you to take your medication, champ

            Keep in mind you can't even argue how he's wrong, cause he's not.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yup, women use words as manipulation tools far more than guys
          only a fool would take what they say without a pinch of salt

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shit and farts and gas
          >smelled her shitting in his bathroom and clogging it up
          hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happend just twice to me and both of the girls told me I was so much better than their bf (this counts as a mire).
      If you get to fuck them it's up to your skills mainly, but if they come back it depends if they are sexually satisfied or not with their boy as

      if you don’t fuck your girl right, yes

      said.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if you notice the right signals, and also flirt you can create sexual tension, I kid you not, I haven't even tried to do it sometimes but it keeps happening (alcohol involved as well), I would say I am fairly attractive, fit and tall so that helps, one time I was drunk and this chick who I had met like 3 hours ago at a bar started making out with me, the next day I found out she has a happy relationship from what I could tell, same thing had happened before when a girl was drunk and had a boyfriend for 3 years, but in all honesty, we all take shitty decisions when drunk, I slept with a whale last night due to wingmanging and too much alcohol.

      On the bright side, I did learn an important lesson yesterday, there is a chick who I flirt ocasionally with who (seems to be) in an on-off relationship, yesterday I stumbled upon her at a bar and her boyfriend who I had never interacted with approached me, told me he knew I was a friend of his gf, that he could read vibes and thought I was a cool dude and invited me to a drink, mf was so charming I wouldnt be able to keep talking to this chick with any other intention than friendship, this guy won me over (not that I had a bad intention anyways)

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got called handsome by the little old polish lady who runs out work canteen this morning

    I'm gunna make it bros

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look in the mirror
    >unhappy with what I see
    >even though I’m within 2 pounds of my goal weight
    Is this body dysmorphia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your goal was arbitrarily set.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      set a new goal then.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your goal was arbitrarily set.

      set a new goal then.

      Double-checked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post pics for other people to verify your incurable ugly.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get mires in the street but why are they useful if i still spent my saturday alone and i canr fuck any of the mires

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i still spent my saturday alone
      Be satisfied alone before seeking to be satisfied in company.
      >i canr fuck any of the mires
      Says who? Wave and say hello.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was at walmart self checkout today and the older employee lady said "that's an adult beverage you know", I was like "yeah it's wine", then she cards me, and said "you don't look 28". Pretty sick. lost 30lbs over 5 months of dieting/exercise.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 35 year old fit mom
    >At coworkers BD party
    >A guy wearing a hoody and playing on his phone the entire night is strutting around stiffly and staring at me
    >Nervously smile back hoping he'll leave me alone
    >Later on see him rapidly typing into his phone while glancing up at me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>be me, 35 year old fit mom
      You know the rules

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How didn't you get the joke retard?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are not funny

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, fat fuck hikikomori
    >start talking 1 hour walks every morning at dawn
    >walking is painful, my hips hurt, feel like shit. keep at it anyway
    >I always pass in front of this senior residence where I see this seemingly catatonic old lady every single day alone in a wheelchair by the front garden
    >start also lifting 4 days a week and stretching/mobility on rest days
    >4 months pass, lose +50 kgs, belly fat is gone, start building muscle
    >posture radically improved. I now powerwalk with 0 pain and carry weights in my backpack
    >this old lady has been the sole witness to my progress
    >the other day for the first time in months she moves when I look at her... raises her hand to catch my attention... and then she does the "V for Victory" hand sign
    >my eyes instantly well up
    God bless her
    Thinking of buying her flowers tomorrow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, be the kind of person who does human shit like that instead of remaining disconnected from our peers in the post-industrial society.
      Who knows maybe her granddaughter is a lovely girl and you hit it off. Or perhaps she has nobody left and you simply brighten her day by showing up there and listening to some of her stories. Just saying taking chances with such actions that may seem stupid and trivial could open up some possibilities in life, or just make someone happy for little cost.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. I just want to symbolically thank her and maybe lighten her day a little too and get to know something about her. Cheers mate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She would really appreciate flowers. Please post again if you do.

        Mabey sit with her for a minute and tell her why you got her flowers. Old people get lonely.

        No roses, don't be a creep. Go for carnations or zinnias.

        Giving us the feels anon, don't disappoint.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      50kgs in 4 months? You're a beast!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good dieting was the key. Shame about the loose skin... it's not so bad when I'm upright but it's Lovecraftian when doing planks or push ups or in weird postures. I'm thinking about taking some collagen supplements to see if it works...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't fasting good for loose skin? I may be wrong but look into it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fasting CAUSES loose skin, genius. The body eats fat because of the caloric deficit and the reduced volume means there's too much surface area (skin). The solution is to either lose weight slowly enough for the natural elasticity to kick in, have a procedure done to remove the excess skin, or just deal with it and hope you're not too old and busted for your skin to smooth back out.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fasting, not caloric deficit. Specifically autophagy is probably what they are referring to.

              That said, haven't heard of fasting helping with loose skin. It just takes time, make sure to do basic skincare.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surgery. Don't be scared, I saved up and got surgery myself. 1 life to live

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 months pass, lose +50 kgs
      Holy shit how fat were you? 300?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine reversing the genders LMAO
      >be young female making progress at the gym
      >this old man has been the sole witness to her progress
      >the other day for the first time in months he moves when she looks at him... raises his hand to catch her attention... and then he does the "V for Victory" hand sign
      >my stomach instantly pukes
      "Men amirite"
      "Thinking of making harassment charges tomorrow"

      Many such cases

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are mentally ill, get help

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry m8 but that's kinda cringe, even incels understand women better than that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have sex incel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to a pharmacy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it. You never know when they will pass and you will miss the literal opportunities to be of service and how they make you feel. Life is empty without works.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      song for this mood : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mZAX4Td3-4

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This story may actually be true. A friend of mine and I have been doing a religious oath all year... we have been diligent about it. He has lost 97 lbs since January (nearly 50kgs, if I understand kilos correctly.) Meanwhile, I’ve lost fat and put on over 10lbs of muscle. WAGMI brothers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking of buying her flowers tomorrow
      Do it anon, it will definitely brighten up her year. Also great job on your weight loss journey.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck her right in the pussy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on you, shes English and swearing at you (two fingers up, whilst popularised as "v for victory" by churchill and what yanks use for peace, means "fuck you" to the common populace)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was just when the back of the hand was facing away, often with the hand coming upwards (as in "up yours")?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only when the hand is the other way round.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hearing about moments like these keep me living. The strongest truths don't need to be spoken, and are implicitly understood with furtive gestures. You're making it anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take her out for breakfast too. Grammas love a good brekky. Also it’s good character building getting to know your elders in a respectful way and not just on their way out of our society. They are wells of often untapped knowledge (if they don’t have dementia)

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4, around 19% bf, getting super hairy all over body
    >cuddle with a girl at her place
    >she doesn't have a bed, just a mattress on the floor lmao
    >gives me head
    >tells me i'm such a big man
    >next day writes me that she feels so safe with me

    >about to leave ex's place
    >we've been seperated for 6 months
    >wear a t-shirt, been putting on mass
    >she sais i've gotten much bigger and points to my arms
    >rubs my traps as I'm about to exit her place
    >been telling me she would never want to be with me again

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if it is a mire because autism
    >At bar celebrating friend's b-day
    >Barista asks me what drink I'd like
    >"I don't know, I don't really drink that much"
    >She IDs me, laughs at my picture and says something like "Oh wow, you're only a couple years younger than me"
    >She gets a bunch of different drinks and lets me try them for free
    >Surprisingly I'm not dropping spaghetti everywhere and am pretty relaxed throughout the whole thing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like she sensed you were awkward and thought you were cute. Could just be cute in an endearing way though. Which is still kind of a mire i guess?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/MmbJ1d9.jpg

        Not sure if it is a mire because autism
        >At bar celebrating friend's b-day
        >Barista asks me what drink I'd like
        >"I don't know, I don't really drink that much"
        >She IDs me, laughs at my picture and says something like "Oh wow, you're only a couple years younger than me"
        >She gets a bunch of different drinks and lets me try them for free
        >Surprisingly I'm not dropping spaghetti everywhere and am pretty relaxed throughout the whole thing

        Do you also fall in love when the cashier smiles at you? Service jobs are designed to make you comfortable/happy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe youd be surprised how little comfort/happiness there is in everyday life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly a mire, more like a adequacy test. You passed it.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant handle mires anymore. Ive been told im cute / handsome / fit and still cant manage to close because of my autism. Reading about game has helped a little bit but my close rate is still abysmal and I still spill spaghetti. Its over for me boys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still cant manage to close because of my autism. Reading about game

      Nope, you're hopeless. Your best bet is to get with an ugly autistic girl that likes to cook. Thank me later.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        id say that’s the best bet for literally any man in usa
        >makes you food
        >won’t leave you
        good luck finding a non ugly girl who fills both of those characteristics

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >good luck finding a non ugly girl who fills both of those characteristics

          Big true. Even borderline cute-hot girls think they're too good to clean a bathroom or cook a meal nowadays.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even borderline cute-hot girls think they're too good to clean a bathroom or cook a meal nowadays.
            That's why you learn to do it for yourself, never ask her, and fuck her without committing to her. I mean c'mon guys this ain't rocket science. If they want to be slutty princesses.... treat them like a princess while you slut em up and then don't commit.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That's why you learn to do it for yourself, never ask her, and fuck her without committing to her. I mean c'mon guys this ain't rocket science. If they want to be slutty princesses.... treat them like a princess while you slut em up and then don't commit.

              The fuck do you think I do? Think I'm stupid enough to actually EXPECT a woman to even be able to cook and clean nowadays, let alone want to? I'm a goddamn chef compared to most women, the vast majority are only worth the hole between their legs and that's exactly what I'm after 99% of the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naw. Im 33 and have chciks aroubd my age that are interested and cooks and shit, but i refuse to date an ugly girl or an older girl

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're doomed to fucking fat wives in open relationships on tinder...

          ...like me

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a mire that turned into an anti mire and is still ongoing

    >be me chilling on campus
    >talking to my classmate when a girl she knows shows up
    >solid 8/10, beautiful eyes but seems shy and won’t look at me
    >they talk briefly and she leaves again
    >few minutes later classmates tells me that the girl thought i was cute and “muscular”
    >i tell her i thought she was cute too and classmate adopts the role of matchmaker
    >get her info and go on a date which goes well imo
    >she however declined a second date
    >two weeks go by and she texts me for a second date
    >agree, we take a while to set a date but she cancels it saying she’s busy and not wanting to string me along
    >getplayed.exe
    >fast forward a month and she starts showing up at my work a lot, just greet her from a distance and try not to be bothered
    >one day walks up to me “am i making you uncomfortable by coming here?”
    >tell her no worries, that it’s fine and walk off
    >basically gives me sex eyes and flashes her biggest smile saying bye
    >internally seethe

    she has me wrapped around her finger and knows it. i need to get a fucking grip. could probably fug if i play it right but i wouldn’t know how, she will 100% text/ask me out again at some point. the curse of being inexperienced, i value simple interactions way too much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t play along.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      smash her face in with a brick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo anon strikes again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's just a bit yandere. don't worry though she already knows where your parents live so she'll introduce herself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she however declined a second date
      Should've cut it off right then and there.
      If she really wants you she'll find the time for a second date.
      And a third and so on.
      Remember bros, don't tolerate woman's bullshit games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i know. gave it a second chance because she was the one to ask me out in the first place and told me she was nervous for our date.

        Hit her with "I cant stop thinking about hoe I want to rip your clothes off everytime I see you, so we need to stop meeting up like this" and then perma ghost her. Either she takes the hint and fks off or she keeps pursuing and u know she wants the dick

        if she reaches out again i’ll probably just tell her “my place 10pm” and if she rejects it ghost her. she’s not gf material anyway but i wouldn’t mind a quick fug

        she's just a bit yandere. don't worry though she already knows where your parents live so she'll introduce herself

        kek well she does seem unhinged indeed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit her with "I cant stop thinking about hoe I want to rip your clothes off everytime I see you, so we need to stop meeting up like this" and then perma ghost her. Either she takes the hint and fks off or she keeps pursuing and u know she wants the dick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright my guy I got you. Lol.
      >i tell her i thought she was cute too and classmate adopts the role of matchmaker
      You just gave the women the power. Next time just ask for the contact info without telling the friend what you think of her beautiful friend. Leave the mystery there. Tell her you'll discuss it with her friend in private not her.
      >go on a date which goes well imo
      Girls are now ovary deep in hookup culture. Going on a formal date (was it a formal date date or did you just get coffee or some shit?) scares a lot of immature but hot girls
      >two weeks go by and she texts me for a second date
      She probably got turned out and played by someone else. You've put yourself in the position as the backup guy by telling the friend that you're into her friend.
      >but she cancels it saying she’s busy
      You're the backup guy.
      >getplayed.exe
      You played yourself by showing too much interest too soon. Gotta play it closer to the vest next time and make her work for it.
      >fast forward a month and she starts showing up at my work a lot
      >tell her no worries
      >internally seethe
      My dude. This girl is a slut and you are giving her way too much attention in your head and in real life. You can't play it cool after telling her friend that you're into her. Doesn't work that way. The only way out of this is to fuck other people and show her that you're completely and utterly fine without her.
      >"am i making you uncomfortable by coming here?"
      >"why would you be making me uncomfortable?"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit this dude must have watched every ams video under the sun. Great advice

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ams?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attention whores are the worst. I had a girl I met in the gym pushing hard to get with me, even told me she'd cook for me within like 5 minutes of texting. Yet every time I'd try to make a date happen it was something else. I took the hint after she ghosted me for the 3rd time and completely lost interest, then the bitch had the audacity to hit me up like a week later thinking I was dumb enough to take the bait. I saw her in the gym too and she'd follow me around trying to stay in my line of sight. Its infuriating, these women literally get off at your frustration by dangling the carrot on a stick in front of your face but never letting you get the goodies.

      The only winning move is not to play.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this shit new or am I just noticing these stories now that I've experienced it myself? This exact scenario of showing interest, then ghosting. And then being the ones to hit YOU up again, only to fucking go cold once more. Fucking sociopaths

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its what happens when you derive 100% of your self-worth from others. Women literally cannot function if they know men don't want to fuck them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its absolute bat shit insane to me. so they are insecure as fuck and then pull off this kinda stuff. this particular girl added me on snapchat and it took her 2 days to send me a message because she was shy (so she told me on our date). when we first met she autistically avoided me at all costs but then asked for my info through her friend. truly retarded behavior

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont play along. Just ignore her and move on. Girls who do that kind of shit will ruin your life if you let them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be chill. If she's into you she'll make a move. If she's just toying with you then you save yourself time not being strung along.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She must have red those stupid articles on manipulation in female magazines/blogs aka female pickup artist. The only way you can win is not to play. Even if you fuck her, she will be playing games, spinning plates, etc.
      So keep in mind not to go beyond ons.
      Or just tell her straight, you know what she's doing and you don't play games. When she ask some shit like what do you mean. Tell her you don't have time for this non sense and it works only if the target is an idiot.

    • 4 months ago
      I hate women

      You've already lost. Call her a slut, seethe, and onions out about it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women like that drive me up the fucking wall. I'd have just ignored her anon. The bitch ain't serious about anything and just enjoys playing games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it did bother me too but help me realize i shouldn’t make a big deal out of it. would’ve never talked to her but she came out and initiated the conversation.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't invest any effort or expectations from here on out
          if she wants to meet you, it's at your place on a weeknight of your choice, that way if she ghosts, she doesn't waste any time or effort of yours
          when she whines, tell her you don't have time for flakes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M GAY AND LIKE THINGS IN MY BUM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep I vote kill her. The problem with our society is that in order for things to play out in a natural way, we should be able to enact violent natural urges as a means to solve problems. I’ve had women mess with me like this before and wanted nothing more than to lacerate their every tendon and boil them alive. A sad and unnatural world in which we live.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You NEED to move on my guy. She’s probably seeing another guy, doesn’t think about you more than a fleeting moment once a week (if that) and she’s living rent free in your head, everyday.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know man, i put her on a pedestal and it’s pathetic. fell too hard for her cuz she is also slightly autistic and interested in the same stuff

        How to fug this girl: don’t acknowledge her existence if she doesn’t speak/text to you first. Tell yourself you’re too good for her, tell yourself you can get better, whatever you got to do to hype yourself up enough to stop caring. When she contacts you or speaks to you, whatever you think of saying don’t say it, stop, think, backspace the text, trust me. If it’s in person go as cocky as you can be, pretend you’re someone that doesn’t feel uncomfortable just saying whatever shit you want to say and say some dumb super cocky flirty shit you normally wouldn’t. If it’s text, keep it to one sentence, as few words as possible, single word response if you can. Either way use as few words as possible and just be assertive.

        i should be moving on, you’re right i should stop caring which would be best for me and ironically attract her more. i will not initiate anything, she was the one to break the ice again with the uncomfortable comment. I hope she doesn’t keep showing up at my work (intentionally) so i can move past it properly. thanks for the advice though it might come in handy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to fug this girl: don’t acknowledge her existence if she doesn’t speak/text to you first. Tell yourself you’re too good for her, tell yourself you can get better, whatever you got to do to hype yourself up enough to stop caring. When she contacts you or speaks to you, whatever you think of saying don’t say it, stop, think, backspace the text, trust me. If it’s in person go as cocky as you can be, pretend you’re someone that doesn’t feel uncomfortable just saying whatever shit you want to say and say some dumb super cocky flirty shit you normally wouldn’t. If it’s text, keep it to one sentence, as few words as possible, single word response if you can. Either way use as few words as possible and just be assertive.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dating girl
    >I mention I was tired of being 160lbs 6'2" twink at 18 and starting working out. Currently at 210lbs.
    >She mentioned a previous guy she dated also tried to put on weight, but forgot the working out part and just ended up fat.
    >Mentions "he didn't turn out like this... This is nice" as she motions to my chest in a circular motion.
    >Self esteem soaring. Fuck her hard that night.
    >She breaks up with me weeks later saying she doesn't think she could live me.
    >Cry for the first time in a decade that night.
    >Surprised at the tears and wonder if I'm taking too much tren.

    >Match with absolute milf that looks like Alexis Fawks. Best fake tits I've ever seen.
    >Tren libido soaring. Can't concentrate at work.
    >She delays a week due to some birthday or something.
    >The tren giveth and taketh away.
    >In that week, go from masturbating 5x a day to an all-time low libido.
    >Tren dick ruins the greatest potential fuck I've ever had. We stop talking a week later.
    >Cut tren dosage in half.

    >Match with the most attractive woman I've ever seen in person.
    >A nurse who's way too deep into recreational drugs.
    >I'm trying to get deep into her so I ignore the red flags and wonder if she's a squirter.
    >She makes the comment that attraction makes up half the relationship and she finds me attractive.
    >A simple compliment, but coming from a goddess, probably start blushing a little.
    >Fuck it all up by mentioning I Googled her name.
    >A unique last name made her easy to find.
    >Ended up describing those "people finder" websites that has way too much personal info displayed.
    >We part ways and she texts she already has one stalker and doesn't need another.
    >Offended at the accusation, but realize she has a point.
    >Wonder if tren also makes you a retard.
    >She was a garden gnome anyway.

    >tfw can't work out social skills

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a retarded roidchud
      >do dumb mentally ill stuff
      le liftan amirite boyzzz?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually lol’d.

      Good ones, you jacked retard.
      3rd times the charm, so you can’t fuck up the next thot that comes your way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tren
      stopped reading right there. mires from cheaters dont count. get help

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck a girl right after she told you she used to fuck another guy who was fat

      Wew cuck roidchud.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw can't work out social skills
      Just think of what you'd normally do and do the opposite because this story was so autistic if you do the opposite you'll be the most normal joe ever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ended up describing those "people finder" websites that has way too much personal info displayed.
      Holy shit lmao. That is a rough offhand comment to make.
      I've accidentally looked at a girl's linkedin before, which is a mistake since they can see who looks at their profile. But straight up admitting to using a peoplefinder website to e-stalk someone is intense spaghetti dropping.
      I feel like most guys (and girls too) e-stalk potential partners, but that's the kind of thing you don't talk about out loud. It's like how you don't describe the shape of the shit you just took.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I found out that people can see when you view their LinkedIn just now
        Oh shit. Well, good thing I found this out now rather than later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>She makes the comment that attraction makes up half the relationship and she finds me attractive.
      lol considering she's not relationship material since
      >>way too deep into recreational drugs.

      >>tfw can't work out social skills
      you can, this was a snap city moment and it teaches you one way you fucked up
      the general principle is, if you can sell it, don't appear too needy (that's different from aloof and apathetic btw) - including looking them up

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife must have noticed because she got all handsy and affectionate
    >come home and have a top tier sex session
    Based. Still being attractive to other women and making your wife slightly jealous is the best thing a man can ask for. Yet another reason to lift and eat healthy for the rest of your life while normies degrade after 30.
    Digits and we all have this fate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      off by one. reroll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets roll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rawlin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we doin it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin'

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          CHEEEEEECKEDD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations on the words of wisdom regarding keeping a wife.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I’m taking the incel meme too far, I’m so caught up in my workouts I’ve missed out on 3 gym bunnies striking up conversation during working out this month.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my goal. Im in my early 20s now but I’m 10 years i want to be the hot husband/dad

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    On thursday i am meeting old friends for the first time in almost 10 years. I was skelly-fat back then. If i dont get a mire i will kill my self.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat back my autism and ask a girl to spot my incline bench with the heaviest dumbbells in the gym
    >she says 'ur very strong :)' and I just manage to stutter a thanks

    Is asking random girls to spot you a good way to get social gains? You instantly have something to talk about (lifting) and they are unlikely to refuse and embarrass you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Asking a girl to spot you while lifting heavy weights
      Not the brightest are you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spot my incline bench with dummbbells
      OK what am I supposed to do if you fail bud

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you benching dumbbells if you're still asking people to spot you? How would that even work?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0XIqKsR.jpg

        >spot my incline bench with dummbbells
        OK what am I supposed to do if you fail bud

        So they can press on my triceps to make it lighter on the last rep for a pseudo-dropset

        why do you think I asked a girl to do it?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just happened to me earlier today. I was driving back from the fair and stopped to get gas. While I was pumping a car full of girls passed and one of them stuck their head out and yelled: "Oh yeah! Fill it up baby!" Or something like that.
    I'm pretty sure it was directed at me cause the only other people there were an old dude and a mom with her kids. I just smiled at them and went back to pumping cause I was confused. If that was directed at me, that's the best mire I've gotten in a while. In gonna go jack off to cowgirl porn now.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll share one.

    >go to blood clinic to donate blood
    >sit down at the station, three of the nurses have a quick argument over who gets to drain my blood
    >hope the ones with the fat ass wins out
    >of course, the hambeast is one who does
    >get home, fwb comes over
    >tell her about what happened
    >we fuck after dinner, she's extra wet and comes a few times just from penetration alone
    >next day, go to her place
    >she wants to have "the talk" and asks what kind of future there might be between us
    >told her I'm just here to hang out and sometimes fuck
    >she wants more, i dont, tries to put her foot down like she has any sway over me
    >welpseeyoulater.jpeg
    >go home, no sex, but totally worth it to pop her stupid balloon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Refuses to settle down, and take up responsibility
      t. boy. Not a man.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, real men marry the whores they bang.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          himbos don't get to marry the good girls, either.
          These girls will sniff you out like the degenerate you are and filter the fuck out of you with only three dates without sex/PDA...
          You think it's easy for you to filter off whores, kek...guess how easy it is for you to single you out.
          Literal emperor with no clothes syndrome here.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >himbos
            have a nice day gay

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep coping with the fact you're a degenerate that literally perpetuates the destruction of the family unit by positively selecting (aka grooming) women into being promiscuous, whilst still fantasizing yourself about one day the faithful wife and picket fence.

              I'm gonna give it to you straight pal, dudes like you coast off some relative attractiveness till their late 40s, 50s at most if you gear out, and either A. settle for some whore he still swore he would reject 10 years ago, because guess what all the good girls are already locked up by the time you and her were 25 tops, and younger good girls will certainly not go for a dude who has 10 years on them unless you live in fucking Georgia or Azerbaijan. Good girls end up latching to a guy 2-3 years older and committing way early, I'm talking early 20s. Don't believe me just look at all the married couples you know and tell me the healthy ones aren't on that difference/path in life.
              Did you miss the mark yet?
              Yeah...so it's gonna be option A for you, at best.
              Option B. is you taking the full blown boomer degenerate route and fucking hookers/prostitutes and entertaining social climber women much younger than yourself if you have money/status, wining and dining them whilst they bleed your wallet, thinking you will ever get to bag one of them and have children...
              Unless you're 10mil+ net worth, even the whores wouldn't marry and pop out kids for you. They'd make more just roping you for a couple years and doing their own gigs. Only the athletes and billionaires get kids out of these.

              In the end you will die alone and miserable, become that creepy guy in your family that everyone sees as a degenerate chasing younger women...probably die alone in a cabin somewhere with some poor dog who got stuck with you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine believe marriage is actually a good thing. Marriage is for dudes who can't get pussy. Old rules were men contributed to society and they got a virgin wife as part of that. Dudes who can't get pussy benefited and dudes who can get pussy couldn't sleep around. Women got married to get taken care of but they weren't actually attracted to their man. Now that marriage has been ruined the men who can get pussy monopolized the pussy and women are fucking men they're actually attracted to. And men who can't get pussy sit there crying about men ruining their virgins because they can't get laid outside the confines of a relationship.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek...
                >he thinks marriage is about getting pussy
                you're really a lost cause, and this is a clear example of why you will never have a family and end up alone and miserable, the moment you can't pull any more mentally ill roasties due to the sliver of ''good looks'' you may have currently.

                Listen retard. I'm 32 years old, been with my wife since she was 23 and I 26. Okay? You think I can't pull, or I'm saying this because I didn't get any. I am the better version of you. Don't you think you gotta have something more to be able to bag a girl in the modern West at the tender age for her, of 23? And I didn't have any prospects either at the time. I was a goddamn warehouse forklift driver. That should tell you something about her character being good.
                Marriage has been ruined (for you) by men like you who ever since teenage years have positively selected to give their care and attention to the NPD airhead stacies who quickly caught on that to get time of day from men, they needed to whore out.
                But guess out, everywhere around you there has always been good girls who you probably didn't even register existed because they did not wear pink or dye their hair platinum blonde. You got filtered...hard. On a primal level.
                Whilst you were chasing your art hoe whores and the club life stacies, completely going by sight alone, those of us who had some substance quickly found and built something with a solid girl who stayed the distance and committed early.
                My girl literally threw the best game of her life, her prime years because she trusted me that I would step up and marry her, and I did. And why did she trust me? Because I'm not a pump and dump gay like you, who believes in pipe dreams in the future, like ''my perfect life will sort itself, I'll find the good wife soon and retire myself from male whoring at some point''.

                I actually walked the walk, and talked the talk. Whilst it was still possible to do so. That's why I got what you will never get.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not a pump and dump gay

                So basically you can't pull and you married the first girl who gave you a chance. Can't let the first pussy you got at 26 years old slip away. And so you made up so BS to cover that up. And no marriage isn't about solely isn't about pussy, but I'm not marrying a girl who said we ain't fucking for the entirety of the relationship. Besides men didn't ruin marriage women did. Because they can get paid for divorcing a man they are no longer or weren't attracted to in the first place.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrote an entire book of seething
                >Think people are going to take him seriously

                You're extremely emotionally invested in this. You already lost

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >good girls
                lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they have to exist otherwise what is the point, i will get lucky. i want a happy, stable and fulfilling family and marriage. im not settling for anyone but my wife

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your future wife will have sucked at least 50 dicks.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, it's a woman's responsibility not to spread her legs to the first dude that makes her wet. If she gives in quickly, it just means she's easy, probably a whore anyway, and no man should wife up a woman like this.
                Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Therefore, if they let men have casual meaningless sex with them, that's women's fault and women's fault only.

                The ONE stance in which a man is to blame is if he convincingly pretends he's in love and wants commitment, she spreads her legs because she trusts him, but all he really wanted was to hit it and quit it.
                But we all know this is a tiny minority of hookup culture. A man shouldn't be actively looking for whores, but if he finds one and bangs her, he has zero (zero) responsibility over her whoredom. She should've known better and not open her legs on the 1st/2nd/3rd date with a hawt dude.

                T. married, deflowered my wife when she was a teenager, but not before we were calling each other "my love" and such (in my language, calling someone "my love" heavily implies commitment), well into the 15th date or something and after having had many bonding experiences.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got a good church girl who is 9 years younger than me.

                Cope and seethe more roastie, just because you're used up and hopeless doesn't mean everyone else is.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >himbos
            have a nice day gay

            keep coping with the fact you're a degenerate that literally perpetuates the destruction of the family unit by positively selecting (aka grooming) women into being promiscuous, whilst still fantasizing yourself about one day the faithful wife and picket fence.

            I'm gonna give it to you straight pal, dudes like you coast off some relative attractiveness till their late 40s, 50s at most if you gear out, and either A. settle for some whore he still swore he would reject 10 years ago, because guess what all the good girls are already locked up by the time you and her were 25 tops, and younger good girls will certainly not go for a dude who has 10 years on them unless you live in fucking Georgia or Azerbaijan. Good girls end up latching to a guy 2-3 years older and committing way early, I'm talking early 20s. Don't believe me just look at all the married couples you know and tell me the healthy ones aren't on that difference/path in life.
            Did you miss the mark yet?
            Yeah...so it's gonna be option A for you, at best.
            Option B. is you taking the full blown boomer degenerate route and fucking hookers/prostitutes and entertaining social climber women much younger than yourself if you have money/status, wining and dining them whilst they bleed your wallet, thinking you will ever get to bag one of them and have children...
            Unless you're 10mil+ net worth, even the whores wouldn't marry and pop out kids for you. They'd make more just roping you for a couple years and doing their own gigs. Only the athletes and billionaires get kids out of these.

            In the end you will die alone and miserable, become that creepy guy in your family that everyone sees as a degenerate chasing younger women...probably die alone in a cabin somewhere with some poor dog who got stuck with you.

            Imagine believe marriage is actually a good thing. Marriage is for dudes who can't get pussy. Old rules were men contributed to society and they got a virgin wife as part of that. Dudes who can't get pussy benefited and dudes who can get pussy couldn't sleep around. Women got married to get taken care of but they weren't actually attracted to their man. Now that marriage has been ruined the men who can get pussy monopolized the pussy and women are fucking men they're actually attracted to. And men who can't get pussy sit there crying about men ruining their virgins because they can't get laid outside the confines of a relationship.

            kek...
            >he thinks marriage is about getting pussy
            you're really a lost cause, and this is a clear example of why you will never have a family and end up alone and miserable, the moment you can't pull any more mentally ill roasties due to the sliver of ''good looks'' you may have currently.

            Listen retard. I'm 32 years old, been with my wife since she was 23 and I 26. Okay? You think I can't pull, or I'm saying this because I didn't get any. I am the better version of you. Don't you think you gotta have something more to be able to bag a girl in the modern West at the tender age for her, of 23? And I didn't have any prospects either at the time. I was a goddamn warehouse forklift driver. That should tell you something about her character being good.
            Marriage has been ruined (for you) by men like you who ever since teenage years have positively selected to give their care and attention to the NPD airhead stacies who quickly caught on that to get time of day from men, they needed to whore out.
            But guess out, everywhere around you there has always been good girls who you probably didn't even register existed because they did not wear pink or dye their hair platinum blonde. You got filtered...hard. On a primal level.
            Whilst you were chasing your art hoe whores and the club life stacies, completely going by sight alone, those of us who had some substance quickly found and built something with a solid girl who stayed the distance and committed early.
            My girl literally threw the best game of her life, her prime years because she trusted me that I would step up and marry her, and I did. And why did she trust me? Because I'm not a pump and dump gay like you, who believes in pipe dreams in the future, like ''my perfect life will sort itself, I'll find the good wife soon and retire myself from male whoring at some point''.

            I actually walked the walk, and talked the talk. Whilst it was still possible to do so. That's why I got what you will never get.

            Shut up gays no one cares

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >T. roastie that has been pumped and dumped many times.
            So much for your "wahmans can sniff manwhores" LMAO

      • 4 months ago
        I hate women

        Never wife the whore that's been knowing whoring around even if it's with you.

        kek...
        >he thinks marriage is about getting pussy
        you're really a lost cause, and this is a clear example of why you will never have a family and end up alone and miserable, the moment you can't pull any more mentally ill roasties due to the sliver of ''good looks'' you may have currently.

        Listen retard. I'm 32 years old, been with my wife since she was 23 and I 26. Okay? You think I can't pull, or I'm saying this because I didn't get any. I am the better version of you. Don't you think you gotta have something more to be able to bag a girl in the modern West at the tender age for her, of 23? And I didn't have any prospects either at the time. I was a goddamn warehouse forklift driver. That should tell you something about her character being good.
        Marriage has been ruined (for you) by men like you who ever since teenage years have positively selected to give their care and attention to the NPD airhead stacies who quickly caught on that to get time of day from men, they needed to whore out.
        But guess out, everywhere around you there has always been good girls who you probably didn't even register existed because they did not wear pink or dye their hair platinum blonde. You got filtered...hard. On a primal level.
        Whilst you were chasing your art hoe whores and the club life stacies, completely going by sight alone, those of us who had some substance quickly found and built something with a solid girl who stayed the distance and committed early.
        My girl literally threw the best game of her life, her prime years because she trusted me that I would step up and marry her, and I did. And why did she trust me? Because I'm not a pump and dump gay like you, who believes in pipe dreams in the future, like ''my perfect life will sort itself, I'll find the good wife soon and retire myself from male whoring at some point''.

        I actually walked the walk, and talked the talk. Whilst it was still possible to do so. That's why I got what you will never get.

        You're right about marriage but even then, don't marry whores. Most women these days aren't worthy of consideration for marriage and most men aren't worthy to select the ones who are.

        Just let the degenerates stick with the degenerates and constantly out themselves as a part of "sexual liberation;" that way when I find a good woman I know she's actually pure of heart and not just a bitch putting on a facade or a product of the times.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A man knows what is worth committing to and a boy (you) simps for the first girl to spread her legs because he doesn't know better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >totally worth it to pop her balloon
      Based. I too love doing this
      >inb4 muh commitment
      You ever think some bitches just aren't worth committing to?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    female friend said that I remind her of DiNozzo from NCIS and that I am scary. Another coworker said that I seem like a dishonorably discharged for shooting my CO- in jest, mostly. I have a buzzcut and am distant and formal with my coworkers, though the wall is falling.
    I don't mind the distance. I most certainly need to spend less time digitally and more with my dogs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude LARPS as Frank Castle IRL.
      Can relate. I have problems with people getting too close to me, or trying to break down my walls.
      Hate when people get entangled, always some cunt with a ''I can fix him'' savior complex tries too hard, ends up burned and then makes me out to be the bad guy. Fuck 'em.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        + Both somewhat responsible for the death of loved ones
        - I am not killing criminals
        - I am not a Marine nor was I in the military
        Not really sure who I am or who I'll be now that my Mom is dead. No real parental guidance, no close familial ties besides my sister and that is due to proximity. My main concern is not wanting to hurt anybody else, but I guess in that process I am hurting people. Learning to live again sucks but it's better than being a zombie.
        I too, have been made out as a villain numerous times by my ex's, but that was my returning to them that precipitated such things.
        I am polite, but I feel that people, myself included, have atomized themselves after the lockdowns. It's rare to see people happy in public or talking to strangers. Better times are both behind and ahead of us.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad visits me at university
    >points to my arms
    “Those are getting big, aren’t they?”

    Thanks dad

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come home from work wearing wearing tank
    >mom says "oh I see you've been to the gym"
    >I didn't go to the gym
    Feelsgoodman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't go to the gym
      Lazy gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wants it.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>come home and have a top tier sex session
    I noticed this with my wife as well. Problem is, there aren't nearly enough social events in my circle of friends for this to happen as much as I'd like. Why are women (wifes) like this, bros?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Besides basic territoriality women are much more influenced by other women thinking a man is attractive than men. Even though she’s already your wife it’s the same phenomenon
      >Pre-selection is the idea that women feel attracted to men they think are wanted by other women. When you have pre-selection with women, it can be very powerful. I noticed this once at a job I had, a few of my coworkers really liked me and it influenced other women at the company and even clients

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>come home and have a top tier sex session
        I noticed this with my wife as well. Problem is, there aren't nearly enough social events in my circle of friends for this to happen as much as I'd like. Why are women (wifes) like this, bros?

        Protip: pay a female friend to pretend to be obsessed with you. It'll make other women actually be obsessed with you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah same thing happened to me and it simply started because of some crazy nympho. Women are like a neural hivemind, they barely think for themselves.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try being the one to set up the social events. If your friends aren't into it you're just back at square one but if they are you get fun with friends and top tier sex.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are women (wifes) like this, bros?
      OP here, yeah, women are retarded. But the ones who have their heart in the right place are worth it. Not the majority of women today I'm afraid.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a new job at a pneumatic press manufacturer
    >hr lady is walking me through the office
    >see this redheaded girl with freckles
    >looks like pic related with blue eyes
    >we get to the hr office and i sit down
    >she says we got another new hire
    >othe new hire is some black dude who seems alright(for a moron)
    >we fill out paperwork and watch videos about workplace hazards
    >redhead walks by the window
    >she looks in a sees black guy then scans over to me
    >she stares at me until out of view
    >ask where the bathroom is
    >on walk to bathroom i look sideways to see redhead
    >she not there
    >walk into someone
    >feel hand on my chest
    >grab them to make sure they don't fall
    >it's the redhead
    >we both laugh and introduce ourselves
    >notice her hand still lingering on my chest
    >look down at it
    >she gets a little flustered and red
    >she apologizes then walks off before i can say anything
    >get that feeling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Complain to hr about the sexual harassment your receiving then bang her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go son, for all that is holy, go get em

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek she did the anime "accidentally bump into someone to break the ice" in real life
      she seems cute keep talking to her and take her out anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then you woke up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        woke up giving your mom a creampie

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >visit friends after about a year
    >all of them mire and tell me I'm juicy (not on roids just muscular)
    >go to kitchen to grab a drink
    >overhear one friend say he cant stop looking at me and that I'm fucking jacked
    >when I got home initially the first thing my mum said was ''christ you get bigger every time huh''

    awwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Recently passed out as a Civil Engineer
    > Get message that my provisional degree and final semester marksheets are available at college .
    > Decide to go in my shirt that accentuate my arms
    > Hop on to metro , just as I leave the station I noticed a daily wage daily wage laborer following me
    > He approached me with the widest grin I've ever seen and asks " app body khud banaye hai " which translates to have you made the physique yourself
    > wtf.jpg
    > I said yes , he replied you've left Tiger Shroff ( a Bollywood's actor on roids) behind making an ok gesture with his hands.
    > He then left , I thought to myself he was overreacting , but whatever felt good soared my self confidence
    > than you , random daily wage laborer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cont'

      I now meet some of my classmates below the metro station waiting for a bus to college.> I greet them they're also on the way to collect the provisional degree , all them are admiring my arms and telling me to flex them.
      > feels good
      > One of them seems visibly frustrated upon my sight
      > He tells me , that if the amount effort I put on my body I put on studies , I would have cracked the GATE exam and got a job.
      > Further went on to say that muscles don't matter anyways.
      > At this point I needed to teach him a lesson.
      > I told him I don't need a job , we're from Himalayan region so we have a family business of selling apples every year and we make good profits over them.
      > Further made fun of his height as he's 5'5'' and fat , told in front of everyone that you always wears a cap because you try to hide you balding head.
      > At this point everyone is laughing out loud
      > Put the nail on the coffin by telling that I could probably kill him on the spot if I want to.
      > He was mumbling something , but our bus came and we boarded.
      > He didn't talk to anyone during the whole trip after this.

      Now we reach college :

      > Had to get a signature of my prof on some document , to release the security fee.
      > First ques he asks me what protein I was using.
      > Explain him that I don't eat whey as my mom thinks its some kind of steroid as someone's son in her office had kidney related issues after using whey , she buys and cook everything I need for my protein requirements like egg , chicken and mutton
      > He nods and signs my paper

      Idk guys yesterday felt good WAGMI

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >open door right as qt and her friend are about to open from the other side
    >hold the door for them and give qt a smile
    >hear one of them go unnnffff as I go through the door

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unnnfff?

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a scrawny 34 yo who has only been lifting for a little over three months. While I'm happy with my progress I doubt anyone would notice a difference in my appearance at a glance. But it's a lot easier to throw my wife around a bit now in bed, and she's very obviously turned on by that fact. Feels nice to have your wife cooing in your ears after sex, giving you a backrub and telling you your traps have gotten a little bigger and you have more definition in your chest.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some fag on a homosexuality forum said I kinda look like fight club Pitt

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 22yrold dyel fatass, five foot eight 239lbs~
    >started at 260
    >finally visibly losing weight
    >mom and dad see me putting my uniform on for work
    >'holy shit son you actually lost some weight!'
    >tfw it was an actual mire
    >tfw they give me random compliments that I knew weren't real, but they gave them to keep me encouraged (thank you based supportive mom and dad)
    >go to work
    >coworkers all gathered 'round, we're about to go to break
    >5/10 coworker points out my weight loss and says I'm losing some babyface fat, starting to get a jawline
    >all my other coworkers pipe up about my noticeable fat loss and how I fit the uniform better, they can start to see an actual jaw line, etc
    >thank you based supportive coworkers

    last week was pretty good. I'm still a DYEL SL-doing fatass, and when I look in the mirror I can't see a difference yet, but the mires were genuine. If you're going through hell, keep going. We are our harshest critics!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job anon, keep going and you won't believe the progress you can make in 6 months. SL is based.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are all real compliments, you’re parents want to best for you anon. Love life and prosper. WAGMI

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gf mires my abs
    >asks if I’m on steroids while in bed

    There is no better mire in the world

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Visiting gf since she's at college (fundie christian school)
    >Haven't seen her for a month
    >Cuddling at my Airbnb
    >"Wow anon your arms are so much bigger"
    >"Wow your abs are harder too"
    >Won't stop touching my pecs the whole weekend
    Am I making it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his gf goes to college and doesnt see her
      someone tell him i dont have the heart to

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We video call, fuckface
        A girl going to college doesn't mean she's going to cheat, fucking secular moronic jigaboo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know who else didn't think his trad cath gf was going to cheat on him? ... Adam Friedland when he dated Dasha

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't consume media so I don't know what those people are
            She's not Catholic, gay

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              BJU or Pensacola?
              And why aren't you there too?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither
                I'm doing a cheap secular school online, we met over the summer. We're both seniors, met through a church friend
                Honestly man she isn't a cheater. I don't know why so many tards on here have a borderline cuck fetish about that shit, we are celibate and sex just isn't on our radar right now.
                I hope you find a girl who treats you well man.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This board is pretty weird about that kind of stuff. I'm sure you're both in a good place.
                I actually met my wife at a moderately religious college, so I know there are church girls out there that don't cheat. I'm happy for you both and hope everything works out well

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bro I swear she isn't cheating

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bro I swear she is cheating

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Honestly man she isn't a cheater.
                >we are celibate and sex just isn't on our radar right now.
                ok bait got a bit too obvious here, I kek'd

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We video call, fuckface
                A girl going to college doesn't mean she's going to cheat, fucking secular moronic jigaboo

                It's sad that you think women take religion and the idea of living your life around principles like that as seriously as you do.

                There is a reason religious cultures are always about self-repression for the men and external repression for the women, they're too smart to willingly sacrifice their happiness for something this arbitrary. They will play the part when some people are around and then immediately act on their impulses when they can.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s because everyone else can see how ham-fistedly repressive your gay ass religion is. The Abrahamic religions falsely separate man from nature because they’re concerned only with political control of the masses and not any genuine spirituality. All of you delusional pious performative types - especially the tradcath IST reactionaries - are ticking time bombs. It’s why there are so many gay priests, pedophile priests, gay oedophile priests, and teen pregnancies in your societies
                >we are celibate and sex just isn’t on our radar right now
                just fucking lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sneed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember we tried to warn you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok bro

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image would be so much funnier if every character after the dad was just like "I nut in his wife" too ... I think Cumtown ruined my brain / sense of humour

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nick: "What if Scooby Doo was gnomish? Scooby garden gnome"
      Stav: "Hell yeah brother"
      Adam: *Hebraic nasal sounds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every gymbro I know listen to Cumtown?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Andrew Yang wigger voice
    "Damn dis bro be nuttin' in his wife"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude what if a 50s housewife was hulk hogan but gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She-Hulk Hogan - No Incels Allowed

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > former athlete student
    > pursuing phd degree
    > freshmen girls keep staring at me to make eye contacts
    > ignore them

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 19yr old
    >fat whole life
    >lose weight and hit the gym
    >suddenly a magnet for 30+yr old alt women with big tits
    No joke, I've gotten so many mires from older women this past year. Validation from older women is lovely when you have mommy issues.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make your move and maybe you'll get to sample some mommy milkers.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will I get mires? Started lifting 3 months ago and all I got from my colleagues is I look bigger.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a mire. Get lean as well if you want different (not better) mires

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >visiting wife parents
    >her grandma has serious arthritis or arthrosis, idk some old people disease
    >She couldn't walk anymore, has been sitting in a chair for the past months without letting anyone know
    >the strong brave w*man decided to take her to the hospital
    >none of them could lift or give granny a shoulder so her could hop on the car
    >my mother in law aks how much granny weights and granny doesn't know
    >It's a really short trip from the door to the car
    >Granny is really afraid of falling
    >"Anon, do you think you can pick granny up and carry her, maybe I'll help to, if it gets too heavy for you"
    >bitchpls.wav
    >I ask granny to put her arm around my neck and hold tight
    >Easiest 150lbs I've ever lifted
    >Granny is impressed
    >Wife is unimpressed (we lift together sometimes)
    >mother in law is impressed as fuck
    >on the way back from the hospital granny gave me 200 bucks for helping her
    It was a good day anons, we all gonna make it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask granny to stroke your cock. old bony hands beat dick well

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the way back from the hospital granny gave me 200 bucks for helping her
      Why did you take it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking money from your aging grandma
      Wtf

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of old people have a lot of money saved up that they'll either die with, or give away. Nothing more depressing than dying with a retirement account full of unspent savings because you never sought out experiences or embraced generosity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >on the way back from the hospital granny gave me 200 bucks for helping her
        Why did you take it?

        https://i.imgur.com/sIPGTeF.jpg

        >Be me
        >visiting wife parents
        >her grandma has serious arthritis or arthrosis, idk some old people disease
        >She couldn't walk anymore, has been sitting in a chair for the past months without letting anyone know
        >the strong brave w*man decided to take her to the hospital
        >none of them could lift or give granny a shoulder so her could hop on the car
        >my mother in law aks how much granny weights and granny doesn't know
        >It's a really short trip from the door to the car
        >Granny is really afraid of falling
        >"Anon, do you think you can pick granny up and carry her, maybe I'll help to, if it gets too heavy for you"
        >bitchpls.wav
        >I ask granny to put her arm around my neck and hold tight
        >Easiest 150lbs I've ever lifted
        >Granny is impressed
        >Wife is unimpressed (we lift together sometimes)
        >mother in law is impressed as fuck
        >on the way back from the hospital granny gave me 200 bucks for helping her
        It was a good day anons, we all gonna make it

        NOT MY BOOMERINOS WHO EMANCIPATED AND RUINED EVERYTHING

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not telling her family doesn't exchange money for something so small
          >not inheritance maxing by being a consistent and positive participant in elderly family members lives
          Assholes like you are like my aunts grand-daughters lmao. Endlessly seething that she left most of her stuff to me when all I did was not ignore her or use her as an ATM.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Boomers
            >Inheritance
            HA

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is she gonna spend it on anyways?

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting kind of fat
    >wife lusts madly after me every day

    It's hard to keep motivated to be IST because of this.
    I used to lift so people would mire, but now the only mire that matters doesn't seem to depend on whether I'm visibly IST or not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never make it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already have made it, friend.
        I guess I should just focus on staying IST to be a good example to my kids.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          post body (you won't)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I already told you I'm kind of fat, anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but now the only mire that matters
      beta

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    New rule include your height when posting your mire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post height and the last mire you received

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        6'3
        my mom told me that i'm getting more muscular and enthusiastically gave me a hug while telling me she loved me.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Five foot seven
          Picking up a Korean qt while fucking her and her exclaiming her surprise in broken English.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            saved

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        6'2"
        Goth chick I've had my eye on mentioned she's noticed me losing weight

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do ugly guys get mires? I can't tell if people are looking at me more, or it's just a coincidence and I'm misinterpreting things as I'm ugly
    Not self-hating, just honest that I'm not facially attractive

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is a BD party?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a birthday party?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      branch davidian party

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bipolar disorder party

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Bypass Diode party where (you) and your friends who are into solar panels discuss and compare your arrays and bypass diodes
      >Non-photovoltaic frens also allowed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buenos Días Party

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A benchpress and deadlift party. The best kind of party

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butthole destruction party

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the dispensary today high as fuck and some chick was eye banging the fuck outta me and it gave me a borderline anxiety attack lmao it was way to crowded in the room. How the fuck do you get someones number when in such a busy area

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      by not smoking the anxiety plant while out and about, dumbass. save it for a better set and setting
      t. cucked myself out of too many opportunities thanks to the devil's lettuce

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s been years since the last time I’ve had sex, she was a fuck buddy I was seeing for nearly 8 months and she loved fucking in the missionary so she could grab my ass, she would grope and squeeze the shit out of my cheeks and scratch the fucking shit out of them when she orgasmed, it would drive me fucking wild and I don’t know why. Since then I’ve had women complement/grab/smack my ass (I’m a bartender). What is it about asses and women?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The butt is cute!

      We like babies buns, animals buns, buns in all forms. I Squeeze butts when ever I can. Sometimes I'll hold my fingers up close to my eye and pinch buns in my line of sight.

      You men get all obsessive over height or looks, this or that. A good butt is what really matters.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you type like a gay chud

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You maybe a biological male but tons of girls say they like my butt as my best feature

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open thread
    >keep dreaming of things that could happen to me
    >suddenly remember these things will never happen to me
    how do you bros not break down and throw yourself infront of a train?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These things never happened to me either before I was 25. Remember that most men peak around 30. Lift, looxmax and work on your social skills. There is literally nothing to lose

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not these things, but I know how you feel, and it's just one fucking day at a time

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    translate
    >in earshot to invitation to coworkers BD party
    >get pity invite
    >sit at talbe with 2 coworkers who are a couple
    >I catch the female peeking at me sometimes
    >walk arround to get a drink or something
    >this MILF unapologetically stares at me, I make eye contact and she keeps staring with a goofy smile
    >two teen girls chatting, peek at me and then chat between themselves, clearly commenting on me
    >one of the teen girls keeps looking at me and looks away whenever I look back; does this several times
    >must have noticed the shitstain on my pants
    >come home and masturbate while crying. fall asleep in puddle of cum and poop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that milf's name? albert einstein

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a mire but an autism story:.

    >closing up warehouse after long fucked up day
    >about to lock the warehouse door
    >9/10 gym bunny comes out of nowhere. Surprises me
    >auggh fuck a fucking customer
    >"hey do you know when that truck is gonna leave its blocking my way I can't back my car out"
    >truck for store next door has indeed parked in an annoying way
    >as this is happening gay dude at work is about to leave and overhears us
    >"oh that's not one of ours" I say
    >"they have left it there overnight before soo" gay guy says
    >"uhh can you guys at least help me not hit the truck when I back out" gymbunny says
    >"yeah sure" gay dude and I both say
    >I close the roller door
    >need to do other shit for closing up
    >left gay dude to help her back out

    She was so hot but I couldn't be arsed helping her. I was tired and had other shit to do man...
    I've seen greentexts on here and seethed about why you retards don't take chances, etc. Now I guess god or whatever shoed me I can be just as autistic in such a situation

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happened few days ago, so original pasta.
    >be me
    >skinny dyel as fuck but began working out so gained some muscle
    >hang out at uncle's house for the holiday
    >they also have two dicky cousins (not blood related to me) there who came from France
    >one of my cousins and her dicky cousins go to meet some friends and return late at night
    >for some autistic reason pretend to fall asleep on the couch
    >they are surprised to see me there, but I can hear one them murmur that I am hot
    I didn't hear that for a long time from a girl so I was trembling under the blanket, and later I found out she isn't related to my cousin, at least not that I know off :/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you have to use dicky anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a dicky cousin?
      Also how can you be cousins but not related?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is my cousin's cousin. Her dad is my uncle and she is her cousin from her mother's side, so not blood related

        why did you have to use dicky anon

        Well the girls were under 18, but probably above the age of consent where I live. Not that I would do anything with a distant underaged relative, kind of gross right? I would never, hehe 😀

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that type of dress called? I wanna get one for my girl.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a sun dress imo

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BD party
    Who has a party for their bipolar disorder?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me, everyday's a party and everyone is invited.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a butthole destruction party

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl at the gym keeps staring at me and intentionally working out near me even though there is plenty of equipment available elsewhere
    She straight up did rows off the rack while facing me when I was inside the rack (there were plenty of other spots she could have used). I am severely autistic and do not know how to deal with this. How do I proceed here? We lift at similar times and she's ALWAYS there when I'm there and won't stop looking at me. I know I look like a lunatic while lifting since I dance to my music like a spazz, so she might just be making sure I don't shoot up the building. Idk.

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best mires are the envious looks fat people give you

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside in my backyard doing max snatch pulls and ohp, curls n whatnot, listening to metal, or radio
    Did it for a couple years, next door neighbors single mother with 4 daughters.
    I ended up plowing the oldest one and nearlyfellin love, and banged her at her house many times and one time on the front steps, but the other girls I see as kids
    >I know they all have crushes on me
    >thats why I moved my weights to other side of house
    >the next two teens girls came over anyway and giggle asking if their cat was walking around here it got loose
    >both wearing tight boots shorts and thin shirts with no bras
    I could have been grapeing their entire family for years but I just can't stand their whore mother and she was after me too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      whore mother needs a provider
      daughters are just dumb whores

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just put babies in the hot ones and move to Mexico, easy

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new hire
    >20yo cutie
    >assigned to train her
    >sit next to her and shes visibly nervous
    >stutters while speaking
    >touches my arm and my leg occasionally
    >plays with hair and leans head to the side
    happily married. felt good though

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy I know from school asked me advice on rowing form today, since I'm pretty much always on it when he sees me.
    Felt good since I'm still pretty retarded when it comes to everything else lmao.
    Its the little things, lads.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else go for weeks without a decent mire and then get flooded?
    Caught new blonde instathot in my gym looking a few times. Different chick stared at me as well. Felt good walking back from gym and this absolutely gorgeous 9/10 brunette walks past me, stares me down and gives me a cheeky little smile.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i feel like i'm barely noticed then i'll go to the grocery store or gym and some cute girl will flirt with me

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