>*cures obesity*

>*cures obesity*
/fph/ bros... it's over

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how much of a turnoff are the side effects for you guys? (nausea, loose stools, headaches etc). would you be interested in a weaker version with no side effects that can be taken indefinitely?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth it, imo - If I recall the studies correctly, the average loss was just a few pounds. Might be a nice supplement to an already healthy, weight losing lifestyle, but then why would I want to deal with all the side effects instead of just eat healthy for longer, which I should be doing anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Mihai

      too expensive
      they make you poop orange grease
      they give you cancer
      they're still in development, tentative release 2120
      they make your dick or ovaries shrivel
      they're suppositories
      they'll ruin your hormonal profile
      they produce xenoestrogens
      they'll give you gynocomastia
      if you take it you die

      So what side effects are these going to cause in 5-10 years?

      >gives you thyroid cancer

      reminder these are the kinds of people that would take drugs meant for cattle to get an extra inch around their arms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >would you be interested in a magic pill that magically solves everything
      geee i wonder

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too expensive
    they make you poop orange grease
    they give you cancer
    they're still in development, tentative release 2120
    they make your dick or ovaries shrivel
    they're suppositories
    they'll ruin your hormonal profile
    they produce xenoestrogens
    they'll give you gynocomastia
    if you take it you die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      COPE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >now that I have this pill, I'll definitely lose weight
        cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they make your dick or ovaries shrivel
      I hope so. We need a way to stop people passing on fat genes.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what side effects are these going to cause in 5-10 years?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gives you thyroid cancer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely none because they mimic a natural peptide. The reason we don't already make more intrinsically is because it would be severely maladaptive in our ancestral environment where food was actually scarce.

      It is a free lunch, except you don't eat the lunch because you're just not as hungry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no difference between injecting something that would be produced in your body at specific doses as part of a regulated system. this is how stupid you are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          haha yeah just blast yourself with testosterone from outside sources as well. Nothing to worry about right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so you can just blast roids with no negative side effects at all because your body produces testosterone naturally?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Test yea

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          only the same effects you already get, except more

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >blast roids with no negative side effects
          yes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Rich kinda looks like a super mutant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no difference between injecting something that would be produced in your body at specific doses as part of a regulated system. this is how stupid you are

        Yea, this is the same kinda reasoning that told antidepressant creators that they can just pump whatever they feel is missing into people to 'fix' the issue cuz hey, its natural and already there - Only to find out it throws things out of wack because everything else adjusts to try and keep the original and intended chemical balance. Works fine in the short term, causes problems in the long term.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          MAOIs actually worked great, they only stopped using them because a few people got serotonin syndrome from eating certain foods.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>less sustainable than fasting
    Wew

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't need to lose weight i'm beautiful as i am, you're an butthole if you think i'm disgusting
    >oh wait, is that a new weight loss drug? nvm i actually want to lose weight now
    >shit didn't work because i ate like a pig despite the instructions, well i guess my weight is predetermined after all
    >rinse and repeat

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks dr israelite

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i have a crazy idea
    what if we ration food to obese people

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you'd need communism
    muh free market food
    muh food company profits etc

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take this but not the clot shot! Anything to keep chewing on my goy!!

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