Cursed physiques thread.

Cursed physiques thread.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      skipped leg day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One piece character mode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja turtle looking ass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This guy isn't even "cursed". He's just skinnyfat with moobs like 90% of Americans in their 50s (I know this isn't in the US). If he changed his diet and exercised he would look totally normal within ~6 months.

      https://i.imgur.com/5J5lRB4.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/AoVQpuu.jpg

      now THESE here are cursed bodies because no amount of diet or exercise will make them look normal again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why is it so strange?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          holy KEK, that's spot on. He oversaturated his image which makes him look like a majestic alien creature

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bkQvy0x.jpg

        why is it so strange?

        Someone used filters with auto-HDR

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >within ~6 months

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah. How overweight do you think he is? 30lbs? That's 5 lbs a MONTH, or 1.25 lbs a week. Extremely doable even for the average boomer. And if he lifted moderately 3x/week he'd tone up too. He won't be ripped or have a 6 pack but he'll have a healthy BMI and look like a normal human.

          If you think it'll take more time, you're over-estimating how 'slow' the process takes. A SINGLE pound a week is comically easy to do.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fit men, running the world. A new age!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some fair weather cumulus and some sort of upper level disturbance in that area. Seems fitting for who is being photographed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the cashiers face lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gru

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the cashiers face lol

      I was in a gas station behind a guy who looked pretty similar about 10 years ago, and I couldn't resist the urge to pull down his shorts.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        Do you think she was feeling like a man back then?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think it probably started after she got raped a few times and ended up deciding she was a man because of depression linked to trauma.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So she had a bit of man in her at some point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who raped her?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No clue, but it's pretty obvious she had some traumatic sexual abuse. When people self harm (cut their boobs off and take heart disease causing testosterone) there is usually sexual trauma underlining that behavior. Plus, most lesbians had traumatic relationships with men.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Whoever was on Epstein's island the week they decided to make her a starring child actress

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No. There is no such feeling to begin with.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's not that she had a feeling she was a guy, she had a disassociative feeling that she couldn't identify and when someone told her it was because she was born the wrong gender she went with that. Most transgender people are just trying random stuff to cope with trauma

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >the virgin elliot

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She's a big boy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what a classy gentleman

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                5' and half for the big boy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Think about picking her up and forcing your cock in her vagina and she nearly instantly orgasms from the act she has irrationally denied herself. Would be pretty funny

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >by Katy ((Steinmetz))

                literally every fucking time

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That could just be a German non-garden gnome

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thats not a gnomish name.
                t. germanon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thats not a gnomish name.
                t. germanon

                it is a gnomish name
                (as if it being the name of a time magazine writer is not proof enough)
                t. germanon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's not you fucking retard. It's a completely normal german trades name. Like Schmidt or Müller or any other run of the mill german surname. 4changays are so dumb it hurt

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thank you for explaining this, Mr Steinmetz, not like it's explained on the article. Does not change the fact that it's a common surname for garden gnomes if you look at the image or google the name

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck in life anon. I'll pray for you tonight

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It is absolutely not, you fucking dumb American moron. It's a tradesman's name, it means stonecutter. I know you're too stupid to know anything, but German garden gnomes don't have tradesman's names or habitational names like the vast majority of Germans do.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Read you stupid bastard. No shit it menast stonecutter yes it's written in the article and I spek the langage
                >German garden gnomes don't have tradesman's names
                you literally could not be more wrong
                https://www.scarymommy.com/pregnancy/gnomish-last-names
                The first name is Hoffmann
                >Hoffman is a surname of German and gnomish origin. The original meaning in medieval times was "steward, i.e. one who manages the property of another".
                and there's countless others on this list you 80 iq monkey, confidentally incorrect

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I only had two german great grandparents on different sides but it still frustrates the shit out of me how many german surnames have become gnomish last names to the point at which pol retards think any german last name is inherently German.
                there's a reason so many of them sound like fake names when translated because historically the garden gnomes were merchants and never produced any real goods hence names that end in stein, berg and baum.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >inherently gnomish
                you get what I mean

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i have no idea what the fuck your points is when every source tells you that steinmetz and other trademans names have ties to gnomish people. She doesn't have to be gnomish but it's not unlikely.
                >I only had two german great grandparents
                yea I had 8 so stop talking

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                kek idek what my point is to be honest. I speak German and spent a year over there so I just like talking about it. Grew up in a super gnomish area in the USA and never met a gnomish Steinmetz. More often Steinberg, Goldberg etc... Never met any garden gnomes in Germany or Austria, pretty nice places back then heard its gotten a lot worse.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                stonemason is only a tradesman's name if you aren't gnomish

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she probably started feeling like a man when she hit the wall and had no man

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the social contagion wasn't around back then

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/5J5lRB4.jpg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He has abs, he puts half of IST to shame.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        Those are implants.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      has abs and actually has a decent smile. If he wasn't such a weirdo he could have done well with asian girls.

      tbh that probably describes half of you on /fit, normal looking dudes who don't get pussy because you think you can't

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        Those are implants.

        Again.

        You chud.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5rKb3kt.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/SbEwJkN.jpg

      She's a big boy

      https://i.imgur.com/vN9m5Si.jpg

      she probably started feeling like a man when she hit the wall and had no man

      His this person even made a good movie in the last decade? I feel like the only reason it's relevant is because of the whole chud shit. Maybe that's the reason they do it, for relevancy. Honestly tho, when was their last movie??? Does xer even act anymore??

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Whoever was on Epstein's island the week they decided to make her a starring child actress

        You don't really think these child actors are getting on the tabloids by being exceptionally good at acting do you?
        >parents decide they want you to be famous
        >contact a local "talent agency"
        >agent decides whether you are worthy as a sacrifice
        >make a deal with your parents, they accept because they are so desperate for vicarious attention
        >agent ships you off on the e-boita Express, may or may not collect his "finder's fee" on the way out
        >you win a luxurious vacation on Epstein's island, able to meet all the world-famous politicians, celebrities, and power-brokers in a very intimate setting
        >if you don't get Jon-Benet Ramseyed they send you to Hollywood as a "rising star"
        >direct pipeline to casting agents who put you in movies, getting their time on the couch with you
        >star in movies with A-list actors who climbed the ladder just like you, they get to "mentor" you
        >tabloids and society pages are directed to feature you in their articles/photos
        >boom you're now a famous actor/actress and all it took was a lot of really dark shit happening to you as a child
        So shouldn't really be surprising when they all either look like they're 50 years old at 25 or are super gay or pretend they can change their gender or whatever crazy shit they do.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      hmmm

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2d delts

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is that sweater? Looks like a cosplay or some shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your tits.

      I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.

      I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your tits.

      I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.

      I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.

      American tourist about to cry from disappointment over his disgusting cursed Euro meal.

      what the fuck is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fucking awful. i hope he kills himself.

      German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with Hispanicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.

      >For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
      It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.

      AND HE STILL IS MARRIED WHILE YOU COOOOM EVERY DAY LIKE A MONKEY

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wrong again on every detail, stalker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather be alone my entire life than be married to whatever god forsaken creature married this gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Your terms are acceptable.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Come on, that's clearly a gay couple.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dubs has to post it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Actual sphere

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a blue board, anon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You know the rules

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And so do I.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        do it gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        come on pussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      p-post what?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cat version is the best tbqh fampai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you, child. I told you to never post this photo, stalker. You will hear from my attorney, stalker.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    American tourist about to cry from disappointment over his disgusting cursed Euro meal.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fucking awful. i hope he kills himself.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with Hispanicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.

      >For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
      It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Leberkäse with sweet mustard
        Correct. But nobody would question you if you ate it with Hispanicy mustard.
        >Pretzel with mustard
        It's called Brezel you stupid americans need to learn how to read and also you can definitely eat it with mustard if you so desire. We are not as uptight about this shit. You could make it classical and eat a Brezel + Weißwurst with (usually) sweet mustard (also specifically called Weißwurstsenf aka white sausage mustard). Not my personal favorite but it's good.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >german does not tolerate the existence of other languages
          typical

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >AUUUUUF DER HEEEEEI-
            No but in all seriousness we don't change the way english words are written when we integrate them into our speech either so I really don't see a reason why you would elongate and malform Brezel into pretzel. Claiming to be the best country on earth only to then be too inept to use foreign words is ironic especially considering how many whites in the US can trace their ancestry back to germany.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A soft pretzel is good, whatever that bologna looking sausage shit is looks disgusting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Leberkäse absolutely is eaten with Hispanicy mustard you uncultured swine. Now get the fuck off my board.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oiso i is mein leberkas mit am mittlschoafn

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he's having fun at GenCon, patbros?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The meal is more cursed.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming the physique

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All the mannequins have more muscle definition than the fags who bought the clothes. Good luck making anything look good when you're built like one of the worms from Men In Black

    • 1 week ago
      New

      Anybody buying any of that deserves to look retarded in it. You don't live in fucking anime get normal pockets gayboy

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Glad for her family/parents. Hopefully she grows up to be a prosperous and healthy person.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Uncleanon I can do pullups with you hanging off of me, you better hold on tight because I'm getting sweaty haha
      What do?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The polite thing to do would be to dry her off beforehand.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >3 SCOOPS OF REAL FOOD, IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BABY FORMULA HUHUHUH, RIGHT KID?

      >20, 40, 60! DON’T FORGET THE SPECIAL K GODDAMNIT

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      lard pose down

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin calves, nothing else tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      worst one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >calves are not genetic
      yeah right. and now dont tell me he was fat thats why he has big calves. okay so what? i can do the same calf exercises with 2-3x the weight he does. i thought size was a by product of strength? what happened to that suddenly?

      what happened to the low rep heavy weight? i thought you couldnt build big muscle doing essenttialy endurance training, low weight heavy rep (just standing).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Low weight, high reps is exactly how you build size, retard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          except that it literally isn't
          everyone preaches that you need to lift heavy to build size and that strength equals size.

          LITERALLY EVERYONE tells you this

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone knows that strength =/= size my dude, IST is not everyone it is just you and 6 other autists

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not true. They are heavily correlated. Just because you see some twink deadlifting 500 lbs at a light weight on youtube doesn't mean he's strong. He's technically good at the lift. That's it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's genetic but in my senior year of HS they made me take weights and I was a lazy fatass, only had to do 3 lifts a day so I mostly did calf raises, curls, and leg press or pulldowns. One time me and a few of the football players loaded up the calf machine to the max (450?) and had a person on each side, so I probably did like 800lb raises for a dozen reps. Normally it was probably 270-360lbs. I weighed about 280 back then. Do that 4x a week for 9 months and tell me you don't have calves.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think I had the same physique but fatter.
      even the weird scapular rotation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, it's the Beast Titan.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      The fate of all Hispanic's who eat greasy mexican goyslop.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's not Hispanic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MIRIN those Back Swass gains

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute unit

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know? I think I would belong on here

    Im not bad looking and have good facial structure but my head is fucking giant, my torso is like im 6'4" and my legs are like im 5'4" and I have a giant ribcage that extends way too far which means it looks like I have giant breasts the second I gain any fat plus im a former fatty so i got that melted thing

    Look at my fucking ribcage here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And the baby legs on the giant torso, makes me look like im a manlet when im 5'11"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you use to be fat? The skin on your stomach/torso area has the elasticity of somebody who use to be fat but lost a bunch of weight.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You get midway thru the post and stop reading? It wasnt that long

        Yeah peaked around 150kg, I sit at like 90-100 usually

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I read the first line and looked at the picture, kek. I'm sleepy anon.

          Congrats on the weight loss. You don't look terrible, just a little stretchy. And at least you look like you actually lift here

          https://i.imgur.com/i8JWJdl.jpg

          And the baby legs on the giant torso, makes me look like im a manlet when im 5'11"

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish there were more topless photos of Ellen Page

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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