Cursed physiques thread.

Cursed physiques thread.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skipped leg day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One piece character mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja turtle looking ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy isn't even "cursed". He's just skinnyfat with moobs like 90% of Americans in their 50s (I know this isn't in the US). If he changed his diet and exercised he would look totally normal within ~6 months.

      https://i.imgur.com/5J5lRB4.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/AoVQpuu.jpg

      now THESE here are cursed bodies because no amount of diet or exercise will make them look normal again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is it so strange?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy KEK, that's spot on. He oversaturated his image which makes him look like a majestic alien creature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bkQvy0x.jpg

        why is it so strange?

        Someone used filters with auto-HDR

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >within ~6 months

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah. How overweight do you think he is? 30lbs? That's 5 lbs a MONTH, or 1.25 lbs a week. Extremely doable even for the average boomer. And if he lifted moderately 3x/week he'd tone up too. He won't be ripped or have a 6 pack but he'll have a healthy BMI and look like a normal human.

          If you think it'll take more time, you're over-estimating how 'slow' the process takes. A SINGLE pound a week is comically easy to do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fit men, running the world. A new age!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some fair weather cumulus and some sort of upper level disturbance in that area. Seems fitting for who is being photographed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the cashiers face lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gru

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the cashiers face lol

      I was in a gas station behind a guy who looked pretty similar about 10 years ago, and I couldn't resist the urge to pull down his shorts.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        Do you think she was feeling like a man back then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it probably started after she got raped a few times and ended up deciding she was a man because of depression linked to trauma.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So she had a bit of man in her at some point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who raped her?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No clue, but it's pretty obvious she had some traumatic sexual abuse. When people self harm (cut their boobs off and take heart disease causing testosterone) there is usually sexual trauma underlining that behavior. Plus, most lesbians had traumatic relationships with men.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Whoever was on Epstein's island the week they decided to make her a starring child actress

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. There is no such feeling to begin with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not that she had a feeling she was a guy, she had a disassociative feeling that she couldn't identify and when someone told her it was because she was born the wrong gender she went with that. Most transgender people are just trying random stuff to cope with trauma

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the virgin elliot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's a big boy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what a classy gentleman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                5' and half for the big boy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Think about picking her up and forcing your wiener in her vegana and she nearly instantly orgasms from the act she has irrationally denied herself. Would be pretty funny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >by Katy ((Steinmetz))

                literally every fricking time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That could just be a German non-jew

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats not a israeli name.
                t. germanon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats not a israeli name.
                t. germanon

                it is a israeli name
                (as if it being the name of a time magazine writer is not proof enough)
                t. germanon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not you fricking moron. It's a completely normal german trades name. Like Schmidt or Müller or any other run of the mill german surname. /misc/homosexuals are so dumb it hurt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thank you for explaining this, Mr Steinmetz, not like it's explained on the article. Does not change the fact that it's a common surname for israelites if you look at the image or google the name

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck in life anon. I'll pray for you tonight

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is absolutely not, you fricking dumb American moron. It's a tradesman's name, it means stonecutter. I know you're too stupid to know anything, but German israelites don't have tradesman's names or habitational names like the vast majority of Germans do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read you stupid bastard. No shit it menast stonecutter yes it's written in the article and I spek the langage
                >German israelites don't have tradesman's names
                you literally could not be more wrong
                https://www.scarymommy.com/pregnancy/israeli-last-names
                The first name is Hoffmann
                >Hoffman is a surname of German and israeli origin. The original meaning in medieval times was "steward, i.e. one who manages the property of another".
                and there's countless others on this list you 80 iq monkey, confidentally incorrect

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I only had two german great grandparents on different sides but it still frustrates the shit out of me how many german surnames have become israeli last names to the point at which pol morons think any german last name is inherently German.
                there's a reason so many of them sound like fake names when translated because historically the israelites were merchants and never produced any real goods hence names that end in stein, berg and baum.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >inherently israeli
                you get what I mean

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i have no idea what the frick your points is when every source tells you that steinmetz and other trademans names have ties to israeli people. She doesn't have to be israeli but it's not unlikely.
                >I only had two german great grandparents
                yea I had 8 so stop talking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek idek what my point is to be honest. I speak German and spent a year over there so I just like talking about it. Grew up in a super israeli area in the USA and never met a israeli Steinmetz. More often Steinberg, Goldberg etc... Never met any israelites in Germany or Austria, pretty nice places back then heard its gotten a lot worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stonemason is only a tradesman's name if you aren't israeli

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she probably started feeling like a man when she hit the wall and had no man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the social contagion wasn't around back then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/5J5lRB4.jpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has abs, he puts half of IST to shame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        Those are implants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      has abs and actually has a decent smile. If he wasn't such a weirdo he could have done well with asian girls.

      tbh that probably describes half of you on /fit, normal looking dudes who don't get pussy because you think you can't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        Those are implants.

        Again.

        You troon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5rKb3kt.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/SbEwJkN.jpg

      She's a big boy

      https://i.imgur.com/vN9m5Si.jpg

      she probably started feeling like a man when she hit the wall and had no man

      His this person even made a good movie in the last decade? I feel like the only reason it's relevant is because of the whole troony shit. Maybe that's the reason they do it, for relevancy. Honestly tho, when was their last movie??? Does xer even act anymore??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Whoever was on Epstein's island the week they decided to make her a starring child actress

        You don't really think these child actors are getting on the tabloids by being exceptionally good at acting do you?
        >parents decide they want you to be famous
        >contact a local "talent agency"
        >agent decides whether you are worthy as a sacrifice
        >make a deal with your parents, they accept because they are so desperate for vicarious attention
        >agent ships you off on the e-girlta Express, may or may not collect his "finder's fee" on the way out
        >you win a luxurious vacation on Epstein's island, able to meet all the world-famous politicians, celebrities, and power-brokers in a very intimate setting
        >if you don't get Jon-Benet Ramseyed they send you to Hollywood as a "rising star"
        >direct pipeline to casting agents who put you in movies, getting their time on the couch with you
        >star in movies with A-list actors who climbed the ladder just like you, they get to "mentor" you
        >tabloids and society pages are directed to feature you in their articles/photos
        >boom you're now a famous actor/actress and all it took was a lot of really dark shit happening to you as a child
        So shouldn't really be surprising when they all either look like they're 50 years old at 25 or are super gay or pretend they can change their gender or whatever crazy shit they do.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      hmmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2d delts

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is that sweater? Looks like a cosplay or some shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your breasts.

      I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.

      I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your breasts.

      I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.

      I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.

      American tourist about to cry from disappointment over his disgusting cursed Euro meal.

      what the frick is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fricking awful. i hope he kills himself.

      German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with spicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.

      >For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
      It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.

      AND HE STILL IS MARRIED WHILE YOU COOOOM EVERY DAY LIKE A MONKEY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wrong again on every detail, stalker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather be alone my entire life than be married to whatever god forsaken creature married this homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your terms are acceptable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come on, that's clearly a gay couple.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dubs has to post it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual sphere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a blue board, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know the rules

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And so do I.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do it homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        come on pussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      p-post what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cat version is the best tbqh fampai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you, child. I told you to never post this photo, stalker. You will hear from my attorney, stalker.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American tourist about to cry from disappointment over his disgusting cursed Euro meal.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fricking awful. i hope he kills himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with spicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.

      >For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
      It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Leberkäse with sweet mustard
        Correct. But nobody would question you if you ate it with spicy mustard.
        >Pretzel with mustard
        It's called Brezel you stupid americans need to learn how to read and also you can definitely eat it with mustard if you so desire. We are not as uptight about this shit. You could make it classical and eat a Brezel + Weißwurst with (usually) sweet mustard (also specifically called Weißwurstsenf aka white sausage mustard). Not my personal favorite but it's good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >german does not tolerate the existence of other languages
          typical

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >AUUUUUF DER HEEEEEI-
            No but in all seriousness we don't change the way english words are written when we integrate them into our speech either so I really don't see a reason why you would elongate and malform Brezel into pretzel. Claiming to be the best country on earth only to then be too inept to use foreign words is ironic especially considering how many whites in the US can trace their ancestry back to germany.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A soft pretzel is good, whatever that bologna looking sausage shit is looks disgusting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Leberkäse absolutely is eaten with spicy mustard you uncultured swine. Now get the frick off my board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oiso i is mein leberkas mit am mittlschoafn

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he's having fun at GenCon, patbros?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The meal is more cursed.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming the physique

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the mannequins have more muscle definition than the gays who bought the clothes. Good luck making anything look good when you're built like one of the worms from Men In Black

    • 2 years ago
      New

      Anybody buying any of that deserves to look moronic in it. You don't live in fricking anime get normal pockets gayboy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glad for her family/parents. Hopefully she grows up to be a prosperous and healthy person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Uncleanon I can do pullups with you hanging off of me, you better hold on tight because I'm getting sweaty haha
      What do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The polite thing to do would be to dry her off beforehand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 SCOOPS OF REAL FOOD, IN THE MOTHERFRICKING BABY FORMULA HUHUHUH, RIGHT KID?

      >20, 40, 60! DON’T FORGET THE SPECIAL K GODDAMNIT

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lard pose down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin calves, nothing else tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      worst one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >calves are not genetic
      yeah right. and now dont tell me he was fat thats why he has big calves. okay so what? i can do the same calf exercises with 2-3x the weight he does. i thought size was a by product of strength? what happened to that suddenly?

      what happened to the low rep heavy weight? i thought you couldnt build big muscle doing essenttialy endurance training, low weight heavy rep (just standing).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Low weight, high reps is exactly how you build size, moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          except that it literally isn't
          everyone preaches that you need to lift heavy to build size and that strength equals size.

          LITERALLY EVERYONE tells you this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone knows that strength =/= size my dude, IST is not everyone it is just you and 6 other autists

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not true. They are heavily correlated. Just because you see some twink deadlifting 500 lbs at a light weight on youtube doesn't mean he's strong. He's technically good at the lift. That's it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's genetic but in my senior year of HS they made me take weights and I was a lazy fatass, only had to do 3 lifts a day so I mostly did calf raises, curls, and leg press or pulldowns. One time me and a few of the football players loaded up the calf machine to the max (450?) and had a person on each side, so I probably did like 800lb raises for a dozen reps. Normally it was probably 270-360lbs. I weighed about 280 back then. Do that 4x a week for 9 months and tell me you don't have calves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I had the same physique but fatter.
      even the weird scapular rotation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, it's the Beast Titan.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fate of all Hispanic's who eat greasy mexican goyslop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not Hispanic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MIRIN those Back Swass gains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute unit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know? I think I would belong on here

    Im not bad looking and have good facial structure but my head is fricking giant, my torso is like im 6'4" and my legs are like im 5'4" and I have a giant ribcage that extends way too far which means it looks like I have giant breasts the second I gain any fat plus im a former fatty so i got that melted thing

    Look at my fricking ribcage here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the baby legs on the giant torso, makes me look like im a manlet when im 5'11"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you use to be fat? The skin on your stomach/torso area has the elasticity of somebody who use to be fat but lost a bunch of weight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You get midway thru the post and stop reading? It wasnt that long

        Yeah peaked around 150kg, I sit at like 90-100 usually

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I read the first line and looked at the picture, kek. I'm sleepy anon.

          Congrats on the weight loss. You don't look terrible, just a little stretchy. And at least you look like you actually lift here

          https://i.imgur.com/i8JWJdl.jpg

          And the baby legs on the giant torso, makes me look like im a manlet when im 5'11"

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish there were more topless photos of Ellen Page

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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