Cycling Pill

Wish I lived somewhere that allowed for cycling to be the main mode of transport.

>Dont have to pay for fuel
>Dont need to find parking spaces for car
>Forces people to be fit reducing number of fat cunts
>Marginalises fat cunts from society
>Dont have to breathe shitty polluted air
>Dont have to hear the noise of engines, tyres and horns all the time

Ive come to hate living in my current city thats been designed for fat cunt consumers to drive their shit boxes around.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in The Netherlands and my car is my only mode of transport.
    Fuck bike gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but see even for cars the Netherlands is just better designed than most other first world countries

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can drive comfortably and not be stuck in traffic because of people on bicycles and using public transport, you dumb moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt you re Dutch, you re probably a turkmoron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        go back to dumpert 85iq road worker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No all white. Used to cycle to school. After that years of public transport to uni which was even worse.
        Got a company lease car at my first proper job and I'm never ever going back to public transport and bicycles. Only for leisure in weekends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ja broer. Ja kankerfietsers
      Ik doe een scheutje azijn door m'n ruitenwisser vloeistof en gebruik het voor als wielrenners te lang voor me hebben gereden

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah idk about all that but it's illegal in my country, too bad I'm cycling now

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans are so fat and foreign with the concept of someone not moving in a 2000 kg metal cow they cant even see it above their 2liter cups of coca cola and will hit it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >projecting everyone that doesn't agree with him into fat burgermutts
        wew

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not wrong though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's blind target strawmanning and I'll mock it as such.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you give me any legitimate reason why one would be opposed to cycling infrastructure? Because if just looks like fat people who are afraid that their peers will get into better shape.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adding a new lane would almost always mean eminent domain. State and municipal transport authorities maximize the use of the right of way they already have.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said anything about adding lanes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This was obviously made by a sheltered, redditoid ignoramus, but i wouldn't have anything against this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you autistic man, do you think we don't need car transportation for anything? nobody reasonable is against more bike lanes or whatever the fuck but not removing existing infrastructure for cars, have fun moving houses or anything big on your bike dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                all the happy white liberals will get to brag about how much they love cycling around their diverse city with expanded bike lanes, while everything they need in live is delivered by pajeet immigrants in a ford transat van stuck in miserable traffic 14 hours a day delivering everything to their homes. Cycling is wonderful when you don't have to do any errands yourself, you can just take in the wonderful vibrant city while stopping at a local coffee shop for a $10 cup and use the free wifi to order more chinese plastic from amazon, hurry up pajeet I need that same day delivery.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Cargo bikes are a thing, even if they are bloody annoying to pass when you have a parent taking kids to school in one and they're dawdling along.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                e assist cargo bikes are over 10,000 here in Canada, this is from a dealer that sells those Kangoroo brand e bikes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't buy one with batteries included, it's a lot cheaper.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                5,000 pounds for the one on the top right is cheaper to you??? the others are over 2.000 pounds still lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the plastic tent will be an additional 400 dollars sir

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That post just shows how far behind most countries are. Where I live (not the netherlands, but europe), cargo bikes are more and more common. Even if you don't use a cargo bike you can just use a bike trailer. Not only is it similar to normal shopping, it is better: Ride up to shop in bike, disconnect the trailer, if it's one of those upright trailers that look like a golf bag go into the shop with it like those grandma trolleys, put your stuff in it (equivalent to a bag), reconnect to the bike, ride home.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >let me just haul 1 ton of avocados from the other side of the world bro, be there soon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most american roads are way too wide, increases accident risk, add bike lane with a small curb inbetween, reduces accident risk, add bike lanes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't wide enough to manage drainage. Bike lane retards never consider making the infrastructure last.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what? drainage goes in the curb retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not every road has a municipal storm sewer retard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >They aren't wide enough to manage drainage
                maybe stop pissing and diarrheaing during your bike rides? fucking amerisharts can't waddle one mile without having to worry if their government provided them with any measures of disposing of their body waste

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They took a 4 lane street by me and made it 2 lanes with bike lanes on either side and a designated turn lane all the way. It's infinitely better. Can always use the turn lane to pass a stopped bus, never have to sweat cyclists taking up a lane, lots of space between my car and dumbass pedestrians that feel the need to stand with their toes hanging off the curb.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Build roads for cars everywhere
                >Nobody rides bikes because it's too dangerous
                >The one guy who does ride bikes tries to lobby local government for cycling infrastructure
                >Local government says nobody uses them let's double down on cars
                >Problem gets worse
                >This doesn't even factor in the car companies actively sabotaging any alternative to car transportation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything is way too spread out for that in America

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pic related. Cyclists are literal cancers to society. They use our resources and don't contribute. I'm paying taxes on my car and on my gas every month. You gays in spandex don't get to use MY money to build gay biking lanes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm paying taxes on my car and on my gas every month
                >being proud of being a cuck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, look at his image. He was making a heckin funny.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Climate mate. Try biking in a scorching hot city with no shades like most Asian cities and you will never want to do it at all even when the government encourages you to do it.
                t.asian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Try biking in a scorching hot city with no shades
                How about planting more trees? Something which is useful for 10 other reasons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one seeing this
      Captcha: AHHHS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't unsee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MOGGED

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bike is by far the fastest method of transport in a city for distances of up to 10km.

    Good luck finding your bike place, OP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of the roads have any space for people to ride here and public transport is also trash so i just gotta keep driving on streets that just get more and more congested and breathe in more and more polluted air

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao not even close. City =/= new york, los angeles etc. There are plenty of cities (like 99,9999999% of them) that are not rush hour shitholes where it takes 2 hours to move a mile.
      Bike is probably the fastest method of transportation up to like 1km in general.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fat, slow, gay, American - reported to interpol

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling truly is kino, the Netherlands has their shit sorted out
    I live in London where you're likely end up the wheel of a taxi, bus, or uber

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's not a single hill in the Netherlands, though. Try casually commuting by bike in Atlanta.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone loves to talk about netherlands bicycle infrastructure without mentioning netherlands is the flatest country on earth. I live in BC Canada and there's a 10% incline between my house and the Superstore.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading any of that. FUCK YOU. Cyclists are a scourge up the Earth. Strangle yourself with your bike, you piece of fucking shit!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even somewhere that allows that -- I've cycled about 5x as much miles as I've driven this year -- there's still a cager majority.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Stacy, anon from America is here. Is he going to the party with us?

    >No anon is afraid of the cold and would much rather take the car

    >Oh wow, I thought Americans were supposed to be strong and tough. Well luckely Hans also comes with his bike so he can cycle with us home tonight

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's ok, everyone! He's dead!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hate bikes because they live in pure garbage designed cities (practically most cities) that forces anyone who wants or has to ride a bike onto the road and fighting with cars
    Which is shit, fuck cyclists on roads but obviously urban planning monkeys are too brain dead to figure out there are alternatives to car centric development.
    My favourite areas are where planning boomers make "walkable zones" but they designed it for people to drive to this area, walk/cycle around a bit then drive back home.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is illegal to build cities and livable places built around humans in most of North America anon. Look up how retarded zoning laws are.

      >Minimum parking requirements creating huge concrete gaps between business
      >Minimum yard plots and distances from roads creating overly wide suburbs
      >Suburbs in general being the only type of housing you're legally allowed to build

      And so.. so much more. It's written into law that you HAVE to build car centric, insolvable, overpriced, inefficient developments.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not just America like that anymore
        Boomer planning has spread, then they start thinking maybe it wasn't a good idea and make some pathetic alternative and call it "new urban planning"
        Its all so tiresome

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Much like oil companies "embracing green technologies and the environment", it's a thin veneer of greenlwashing. The VAST majority of residential development is still R-31 housing. You have a couple of somewhat walkable places getting built, but it's usually only very small spots along major stroads, which defeats the purpose of a small quiet spot. It's a Ponzi scheme and nobody wants to fully make the switch because there is still a fuck load of money pumped into keeping the shitty system in place. Lobbyists make so much money because people need oil and vehicles to move around. The cost of infrastructure repair and maintenance falls to municipalities, so lobbyists don't care for them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a kid i always thought i was at fault for being retarded and that others don't mind cycling next to cars all the time

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If everywhere had dutch cycle infrastructure then sure. As it stands I don't want to be turned into paste by a Romanian lorry driver.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This scares the American

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED MY TRUCK TO FEEL SAFE

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh sorry I cannot go with a bike, its raining outside. Yes my burgerking® skin is made out of sugar and I will melt if I dont drive my 2000 kilo gas guzler with my assault rifle

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Forces people to be fit
    This is a big cope, I've cycled 400 km in the past two month and it didn't affect my weight. City "cyclists" would have to cover this distance in four to six months probably, with the same results.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming you are like 6ft 220 lbs and you were going at 15kmh for half an hour a day,

      you should have burned 13,175 calories which is like 4 lbs assuming you were eating maintenance, or 250 calories a day.

      4lbs in two months is decent progress if you are also eating at a slight deficit. Lets call it 100 calories a day for 60 days. Thats like an extra 1.6 lbs lost.

      thats 5.5 lbs, along with lifting, should push you to 6-7 lbs lost. in two months, or .8 lbs a week.

      Thats 2.75 kg total and a third of a kg a week.

      Unless you are really small and skinny and not trying to lose weight, Or eating way too much, idk how cycling doesn't affect your weight. You're doing something wrong.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just looked at the calculator I used, and since I dont use metric often, I put you at 90 kg, which is 200 lbs, and 180 cm, which is 5'10. So if anything, you should have lost a lot more than just 2.75 kg or 7lbs. Closer to above 3.5 kg or 8.5 lbs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's something.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No how could I possible cross this intersactioin safely on a bike with all the cars there? Round-a-what? No we dont have that here

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans can't into roundabouts

    toppest of keks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF is that junction?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like getting paid to overtake traffic in the morning

    (Prices in £/L)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just crunched the numbers on this, and 1.95 £/L is the equivalent of 8.93 $/G

      Yikes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it fucking sucks right now. meanwhile americans shit and cum when gas goes up to $5/G

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > $6000 bike that could cover all gas costs for years
      retard

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just about to go shopping. 4 miles cycling on bridleway through fields, 2 miles of track along a disused railway through the outskirts of town, and about a mile of quiet back streets before hitting the central cycle path network.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start cycling to work but my city is literally made up of medieval valleys and slopes because it's near the river. I would have to get an electric bicycle but they are like 800€ lmao. I just bought a shitbox, honda civic 2000 for 2K€...
    Also car drivers here are completely retarded as in dangerous and I'm afraid of getting hurt (again).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      m8, one of life's great pleasures is cycling slowly up a steep hill and laughing at ask the cagies behind you who can't overtake you.

      Honestly, cycling up hills will improve your fitness like nothing else. Also, what city?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, what city?
        He lives in Porto.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the car. Bikes are only fun when the weather is warm but not hot. Also no wind and no rain.
      Car with AC or heater is better 9 out of 10 times.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to

      Get the car. Bikes are only fun when the weather is warm but not hot. Also no wind and no rain.
      Car with AC or heater is better 9 out of 10 times.

      , this person is probably fat and sweats without AC or in the slightest cardio based situation.

      Get the bike, much better. Especially in Europe with your fucking expensive fuel. You'll save thousands a year. Don't fall for the shekelberg meme. Don't become more of a money slave. They have car share services that you can use if you really need to move something hefty. The bike will always win out. And don't get an E-bike unless you have to do 50-60km daily. A regular bike will make you healthier.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh money
        are you that poor?
        Have fun in the rain and snow during winter. Don't slip.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't bike in the rain with nothing but the sound of raindrops and no one else on the lane
          ngmi

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post body and favourite mode of transportation homo.

          Also I have a car, but it's more of an insurance because I live in a country with bad infrastructure design, so distances above a certain threshold I drive, ya dunce. But if he rides in a small European city, chances are the winters aren't too harsh and biking is more viable, you tubby bastard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will eventually earn more money and be able to afford both.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tripeiro
      bro you can bike commute there easily, quit being a pussy.
      t. Tuga

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crushes your vas deferens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just cruise at a constant 20mph all the while avoiding traffic jams. It does shit for cardio and it is shit during the winter though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Den Haag, dichtbij de Zandmotor.
      ik heb je gedoxxed mijn joch

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The North American mutt genus fears the white biking mother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the perfect form of transport to go and hand out meals to "refugee" moron men that abandoned their homelands for comfy EU welfare

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i ride a bike here in rome, i'd die

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're interested in city planning/zoning and why it is such a hellhole in northern America you should look up the YouTube channel 'Not Just Bikes' it's run by a Canuck who migrated to the Netherlands

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I'd love to take the cycling pill but I live up one of the fucking steepest hills in town that's about 1km for the last leg of my commute and it involves having to cross a highway lol.
    I ended up buying a 150cc scooter. Super cheap to run.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summer
    >cycling shirtless for them tan gains
    >mogging DYELs in plastic helmets and spandex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mogging DYELs in plastic helmets
      Your head is also stronger than theirs?

      I see girls riding without helmets and all it shows is that they don't take mortality seriously and have no graps of statistics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one in the netherlands wears a helmet biking, only old people on ebikes (required for old people) and germans wear helmets

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you describing casual city cycling?

          Just the other day an old person got mad I casually cycled past him (me in a helmet), the old fart started to prove he's a tough shit (he without a helmet) and this idiot didn't even check what's behind him. There was a car going 70+ km/h.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, no one wears a helmet, if you were wearing a helmet on a regular bike he probably got mad because you didnt use your bell

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        god it feels good having such excellent and safe infrastructure, wearing a helmet on your bike is considered homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helmets are good if you're doing some BMX or mountain bike off-road stuff or some crazy 500km trip where you tune out potential dangers.

        If you're commuting the same back and forth trip, and see the same potholes over and over.. I don't see the appeal. Just uncomfortable.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if you secretly hope to die in a traffic accident?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no one in the netherlands wears a helmet biking, only old people on ebikes (required for old people) and germans wear helmets

        god it feels good having such excellent and safe infrastructure, wearing a helmet on your bike is considered homosexual

        Helmets are good if you're doing some BMX or mountain bike off-road stuff or some crazy 500km trip where you tune out potential dangers.

        If you're commuting the same back and forth trip, and see the same potholes over and over.. I don't see the appeal. Just uncomfortable.

        What if you secretly hope to die in a traffic accident?

        >helmet haters
        I WILL WEAR MY MTB HELMET

        I WILL LOOK LIKE A HALO ODST

        I WILL KEEP IT ON WHEN I HAVE TO GET OFF MY BIKE TO ENTER A SHOP

        I WILL PRETEND I AM ON A MISSION TO GATHER INTEL ABOUT THE COVENANT AND THE CASHIER IS A HOSTILE ELITE

        I WILL KEEP MY BRAIN INSIDE OF MY SKULL WHEN THAT RETARDED HOUSEWIFE SWIPES PAST ME IN HER SEDAN WHILE BROWSING TINDER

        I WILL CHUCKLE AT THE SPANDEX gayS ON THEIR ROAD BIKES WHILE I PASS THEM ON MY 40 lbs. FULL SUS ENDURO WITH OVERLY LONG TRAVEL AND EXTRA WIDE TIRES THAT ALMOST RESEMBLE A FAT BIKE

        AND I WILL LIKE IT

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in the backwoods with windy roads where cyclists are a serious hazard. I've started not moving over and trying to get within 6" as I pass, they lose their shit everytime. I might take my motorcycle out this weekend and go cyclist hunting, it would be fun to kick the bike at 50mph and watch them go flying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyclists are the hazard
      >I refuse to make them safe
      >I may try and kill them

      Are cyclists the hazard though?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post body. I'm positive you're obese or skinnyfat and I'll beat the shit out of you at the next light if you try that with me

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know how I know you'll ngmi, cyclingfags? because you're all citycucks, which means you're automatically ngmi. you can't live off a bike when you're a ruralchad. eat my dust lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you're a burger without saying you're a burger. Meanwhile I'll enjoy my ride back from doing a little bit of shopping in town.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what country?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          England.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo u can't just bike over 20km a day
      >u just cant
      >tfw a reasonable fit person should be able to put in 250 km during a day on a cheap steel bike
      Cars should be banned for people over 20% bf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just bike for 12 hours to get your groceries bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hear, hear!
        My cycle commute is a bit under 10 miles each way on the direct route through town; but in nice weather, there are alternative routes staying mostly rural of 15-20 miles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I live in some remote shithole but if I add "chad" at the end of the word then I'm just like the muscular meme guy

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love cars but they should only be used for moving between towns and cities, not within them
    the bicycle is one of the greatest inventions ever made, it's a shame its potential has barely been harvested

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bicycle was how the working man got around a hundred years ago. It just got eclipsed by the car when that became affordable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is all true, it's also better for long term maintenance of a car not to use it in small routes where you don't heat them up enough

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Dutch and this thread feels very mastrubatory.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're just that much superior, accept it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cringe suck yourself off kanker child

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ik snap niet waarom je nou zo moeilijk doet om wat fietsen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The dutch are superior in transit
      I am not dutch, I've been there once and local systems jave been ruined for me

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never drive anymore unless it's absolutely necessary. I ride my 16 year old mountain bike everywhere: gym, grocery store, whatever. I only drive my van if I bring my dog with me or to get my dirt bike somewhere I can ride it.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you sweat when you commute with a bike? I want to start biking to work but I'm afraid I'll sweat and just stink

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if I dress too warmly in winter. Rule of thumb - be cold for the first mile.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wish I lived somewhere that allowed for cycling to be the main mode of transport.

    do people who say this realize weather is a thing? its not always sunny outside. it rains and it snows... you want to ride a bike in that shit? i fucking dont. how do transport your groceries from the store to home? where does it all fit? in a little basket lol? is that how you want to live?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lived in Colorado for a year with only a bike and only rain is annoying, snow wasn't that bad since my commute was early enough to avoid the heaviest traffic. Also the store was .25 miles so it was no big deal to walk there daily if needed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im not made of chocolate so it doesnt matter much of you get a little wet for a bit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it's usually not raining or snowing.

      As for transporting groceries, it largely depends on how stores are spread out. If there are only a few giant ones, you most likely don't have one around the corner so a car would just be much more practical... but if there are tons of smaller ones, that means there's always one nearby so you can make trips to the store several times a week and therefore only carry like one or two bags at a time, which you can easily manage on a bicycle. Pic related is just one chain in Amsterdam, there are tons of grocery stores.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just live in Amsterdam bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just an example, I actually live in a small < 80,000 city. The same still applies as long as you're not in a super remote rural village or an urban sprawl hellscape.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont want to go to a fucking store every day only apartment dwelling rats want to live like this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For transporting shopping, as soon as internet grocery shopping became a thing, I said fuck wandering around a supermarket after work or at the weekend for the weekly shop, and went straight to getting groceries delivered.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ive had groceries delivered before. its fine if you just want a bunch of processed junk food, but for real food like fresh produce, fish, meat, and stuff like that you have to trust these people with picking out the good stuff, and they just don't, they grab whatever and that's it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            because they are getting paid less than minimum wage working for an app with zero benefits, would you dig through a pile of tomatoes or carrots to make sure the customer is getting the freshest, best quality produce over and over again all day? or would you just grab whatever the fuck piece of meat it says on your phone and be onto the next order.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thats my point though, for that type of stuff you have to go to the store yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did you get it via an official seller or is that some uber/delivery app where the people are literally payed to walk into the store and pick your shit?
                Where I live amazon has a cooperation with a grocery chain and they just sent me a 20$ discount for my first order over 80$, considering giving it a try.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it was the grocery stores own delivery service. like i said its fine if you want them to pick already packaged/canned stuff off the shelf, but dont bother for any of the fresh produce or meats because they'll just grab whatever without caring if it looks like shit or not

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good advice, thanks anon. I'll get canned shit and dried shit then for that discounted order. I don't plan on ordering after that again anyways unless I get another discount like this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're being unduly pessimistic. In nearly 20 years of deliveries, I've not had problems with fresh produce (see typical order pic rel). The convenience outweighs any marginal improvements from spending time rummaging through what's on the shelf.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i dont live in england, the people who work at grocery stores here are pretty much all old people or people who cant speak english

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do all my grocery shopping by bike. I live about two miles from the store. I have a cargo rack and two big saddlebags. That's enough for a week's worth of groceries for me. If I wanted to I could wear a backpack and cram some more shit in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Backpack

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT Amerifats making excuses to avoid cardio

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sweating all the time
    >can’t transport as many things
    >takes way longer to get places
    >can’t wear whatever you want
    >all it takes for you to die is not being seen by one car
    >you look like a fag
    >no woman would ever fuck a cyclist
    >slow down traffic for cars that actually need the road
    >bike can be stolen super easy
    >like $2000 for a piece of metal with wheels LMAO

    when will bikecels learn?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, finance the latest SUV at 12% APR and don't forget to pay $200/month for insurance. It's illegal to drive without it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post body

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post body

          >Post body posted twice without posting your own

          You get a half-assed picture of me kiteboarding because I know this is all it takes to mog you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO nice twink body, exactly what I expected from a bikecel… take a good look at what a real man looks like

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              picrel is what I use to run over bikecels when I’m bored

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a wetback dyel lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not flexing there refer to

                LMAO nice twink body, exactly what I expected from a bikecel… take a good look at what a real man looks like

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't look like you lift
                Nice 14 inch arms

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don’t look like you lift
                >I’m literally about to rip through my polo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever you say twink

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >brainlet use of the word literally
                >parks like a woman
                >American
                >claims to be white
                Sure, my "white" friend

                >don’t post bodies
                >ride bicycles (LMAO)
                >not american
                >expect me to take them seriously

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you have to flex on photos you're DYEL, paco

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why you park like an asian woman?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                didn’t read, seethe harder bikecel

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO nice twink body, exactly what I expected from a bikecel… take a good look at what a real man looks like

                >brown skin pretends to be white
                >dyel, pretends not to be
                >has oversized cartoon American Ute
                >parks like an old lady
                >epic gang sings
                This is the most American cope I’ve ever seen.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                post skin mutt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad Georgia's a shithole state.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO nice twink body, exactly what I expected from a bikecel… take a good look at what a real man looks like

                You park like a woman and you lift like one too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like your short, i'm gay btw

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I recognize that parking lot and I'm going to key your gay little truck next time I see it. Go Dawgs!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i hope you die

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              picrel is what I use to run over bikecels when I’m bored

              Is your license plate number NI32WJ by any chance?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

                If you have to flex on photos you're DYEL, paco

                I’m literally white, post body… unless you’re the kitesurf fag in which case LOL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >brainlet use of the word literally
                >parks like a woman
                >American
                >claims to be white
                Sure, my "white" friend

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are in your bathroom, arching your back and neck into this unnatural pose to stretch anglefrauding to its limits. I suspect you took many pictures and this one was the most flattering. I am edging upwind and having fun. We are not the same.

              picrel is what I use to run over bikecels when I’m bored

              What you really look like kek

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                took you a while to come up with that novel of an apology (which I of course didn’t read LOL). face it kitesurf fag, you couldn’t look like me even if you did all those things you claim I’m doing. go back to your faggy “extreme” sports and let the real men talk. only reply to this if its a picture of your torso.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol why the fuck would you brag about anything?

                You look to be 140lbs with a high bodyfat %

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why is his chest so narrow?

              I can't even wear normal clothes and this gay has a small polo shirt draping over his bony chest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't even wear normal clothes and this gay has a small polo shirt draping over his bony chest.

                probably because the fat gut under your titanic chest is stretching the fabrik too much

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                44" chest, 32" waist like an actual man, not a 12 year old girl.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm fleeeeeexin'

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buying the newest goycart with debt is the only option

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never sweating enough
      >car always full of useless junk
      >get to places too quick
      >too many choices for clothes
      >all it takes for you to die is not being seen by one car
      >you look like a fag
      >no woman would ever fuck a driver
      >slow down traffic for bikes that actually need the road
      >car can be stolen super easy
      >like $20,000 for a piece of metal with wheels LMAO

      when will carcels learn?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know how when you replace tires, you just buy the tires and put them on your bike? Same with pretty much all bike parts. Did you know carcucks don't even put their cars together? They pay somebody else hundreds of dollars to do it lmao.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post body

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sweating all the time
      It's called getting used to it
      >can’t transport as many things
      From and back rack, just how much do you need to transport in a daily basis
      >takes way longer to get places
      Sounds like you've never lived in a cycle centric city before
      >can’t wear whatever you want
      Why wouldn't you? I wear whatever
      >all it takes for you to die is not being seen by one car
      Just like a car and if a country is build for it it's not an issue
      >you look like a fag
      Can't argue with that
      >no woman would ever fuck a cyclist
      Women themselves also cycle
      >slow down traffic for cars that actually need the road
      Dedicated bike lanes dude
      >bike can be stolen super easy
      If there are enough bikes nothing gets stolen
      >like $2000 for a piece of metal with wheels LMAO
      My bike was a 60 euros grandma bike and it's holding up well after 10 years

      when will bikecels learn?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      way longer to get places
      >>can’t wear whatever you want
      >>all it takes for you to die is not being seen by one car
      >>you look like a fag
      >>no woman would ever fuck a cyclist
      >>slow down traffic for cars that actually need the road
      >>like $2000 for a piece of metal with wheels LMAO
      none of these are true when you have proper infrastructure

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people actually want to do this

    lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like everyone handles it fine, what are you a pussy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they look miserable, half of them are wearing a bunch of rain gear too. holy shit how annoying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      europoors think this combined with their 35% income tax and 20% sales tax is something to be proud of

      "I'm so happy I live in such a vibrant diverse city where I can cycle to my office job in the rain"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        id be ok riding a bike in good weather, but i am absolutely not riding that shit in the rain or snow. fuck that. i did that stuff when i was a kid and its fucking stupid

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Canada and the idea of cycling to work in the winter is retarded.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i live in new england so its not as cold as up there but yea fuck that im not riding around on a bike in that bitter fucking cold, id have to put on so many like 5 layers of clothes to shield my body from the wind too

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              my city is full of fucking meth heads and opiate addicts, your bike would get stolen the first time you rode it to you downtown office job.

              "Don't leave you bike outside then, bring it inside with you"

              Would all 65 people that would in my office be able to bring a bicycle inside? Where would they all go?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                id rather rollerblade than bike. you can go almost as fast as a bike, can carry stuff in a backpack and in your hands, doesnt take up as much space. still not doing it in the rain or snow tho

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what always gets me about the living in a city and cycling everywhere r/fuckcars crowd, is do these people not have any families or things they need to move? How do you go grocery shopping for a family of 5 on a bicycle? Do you kids not play any sports? No hockey/football/baseball equipment to take to their practice/game? How do you do anything as a family? Alright kids were going to visit grandma, everyone got on their individual bike and start pedaling.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cargo bikes are a thing, even if they are bloody annoying to pass when you have a parent taking kids to school in one and they're dawdling along.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're going to put your teenage son in this while you take him to hockey practice?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a teen, he can bloody well do the pedalling to take his kit to the game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this comment is so bri'ish it threw acid in my face and stabbed me with a stanley blade

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're going to put your teenage son in this while you take him to hockey practice?

                >Do you kids not play any sports?
                it might shock you, but a "soccer mom" isnt a thing here, kids can independently go places without helicopter parenting

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                completely missing my point? or deliberately missing the point?

                It has nothing to do with teens be able to go someplace by themselves, the issue was how to you transport anything? My kid can get himself to hockey practice, but how would he carry his equipment on a bike?

                What happens when he has a game that isn't at the local rink? Its only 75km away but are you going to cycle there with your equipment?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                For that distance, a car is reasonable (if there's no suitable public transport); but for journeys under 10 miles, you should not be thinking motor vehicle as a first choice.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fuckcars people are all single apartment dwelling rats with no family

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the fuckcars people are all single apartment dwelling rats with no family
                so everyone on fit posts there then?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where do they park their cars? At my office, we just made a section of the existing car park into secure parking for bikes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we often dont even get snow in winter anymore

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              let me guess, you live in southwestern Ontario? Toronto or the GTA? that is the only place that exists in Canada for people like you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                meanwhile me in deadmonton

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I hate bikefags is that if you listen to them for more than 5min they will tell you that cars should be outlawed. Fuck you I WILL drive where ever the fuck I want.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think thats an american bikefag thing tbh
      ive been a bikefag all my life and i have no delusions about cars

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT seething retards.

    No cities are not designed around cars they're designed around land because the US has a lot of it. More distance to cover means you need faster transport. Bikes ain't it. The only places bikes work are in the densest cities which are New York, los angeles, and Phoenix in that order. Nobody bikes in Phoenix because it's in the middle of the desert and 110 degrees 9 months out of the year.

    Places in Europe are quite dense. Consider that the average home size in the UK is 800 sq ft divided over 2 to 3 stories. Then consider that it's in rows filled with homes like these. Yeah you can walk all the way across a neighborhood in 2 minutes or less and immediately hit a highly urbanized area. When each of your neighbors has a 2000 sq ft home on one floor and a couple acres of land, you're not walking out of your neighborhood in any reasonable amount of time. Consider then that the subdivisions in the US are often built out of the way intentionally. This allows for the cost of the land to be cheaper than if you were to try to live close to the city center where demand for land is very high. People can then own homes of their own away from the city center but they need their own transport. The car is this transport. Without it nobody can own land in the US. You have to pay $3k per month to rent a shoebox in a Brooklyn analogue.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get around via bicycle and my region's subway system because I'm practically a shut-in, nearly 30 and afraid to drive, and have no one to do anything with anyway. I bike in the street and have unfortunately never gotten into an accident that killed me.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why are bikefags so condescending? not everyone wants to be a citycuck and visit the grocery store every fucking day and cycle outside in -25 degree weather

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because with proper infrastructure you get both you fucking moron. nobody is taking your car option away, we just have the freedom to not be forced to drive a car

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then go live in Amsterdam gay, I don't want to be taxed up the ass because some citycuck wants everything to be catered towards him so he can cycle to buy baguettes every morning

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I already live in a cycle-able city, and the tax is actually less because there are less cars on the road :^)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't apply to Netherlands at all, insane gas prices + road tax + vehicle tax + maintenance bullshit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what city do you live in that is cyclable and less tax? Any country in europe has triple the taxes of America

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              hows that working out for you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this has absolutely nothing to do with taxes, what to sidestep the question an reply with how much is costs to maintain a road

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tax collection for road maintenance has nothing to do with taxes
                kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                graph that doesn't say taxes or even label the axis "Street maintenance - cumulative cashflow"

                What is your sales tax rate? what is your income tax rate? what is your capital gains tax rate?

                Are they lower than in America?

                no

                kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that graph is road tax - road maintenance cost, you dumb moron, kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                road maintenance is how much it costs to maintain a road stupid moron, the graph doesn't say how much of the money comes from taxes stupid moron, the OP comment says he lives in a cyclable city that has less taxes than American stupid moron, how much do you pay in taxes stupid moron?

                kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                point to where on the graph it says road taxes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                our lord and savior not just bikes has arrived to tell us how the whole world is amsterdam

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if I cope myself into enormous debt then that means urban development is good

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so if your example of a cyclable city is amsterdam, the netherlands has an base income tax rate of 36.65% at minimum, and then increases from there depend on how much you make.

                This is your cyclable city with less taxes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you moving the goalpost from road taxes to income taxes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do you think income taxes? part of your income taxes goes to funding and maintaining roads

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why can't you show me a cyclable city that is cheaper to live in that america? that was the original question

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                point to where on the graph it says road taxes?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just crunched the numbers on this, and 1.95 £/L is the equivalent of 8.93 $/G

              Yikes

              so if your example of a cyclable city is amsterdam, the netherlands has an base income tax rate of 36.65% at minimum, and then increases from there depend on how much you make.

              This is your cyclable city with less taxes?

              why can't you show me a cyclable city that is cheaper to live in that america? that was the original question

              https://www.mylifeelsewhere.com/cost-of-living/united-states/netherlands
              >coping amerilards when everything is cheaper in the Netherlands except driving and eating out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >myli feels ewhere .com

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They'd have even higher taxes if everyone drove because the higher taxes is because of other shit they spend it on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        western civilization is a complete failure because I can't afford a car on my part time retail job wage, cities need to be redesigned to accommodate my teenage needs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >proper infrastructure
        Every high-density area in America attracts our national protected animal (the moron). Most civilized people pref suburbs for that reason.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americans imagine being so cowardly that you spend 100s of thousands of dollars on crumbling suburbs just to avoid blaqs instead of expelling or exterminating them like a real country.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all these twitter checkmark city dwelling bugmen are utterly incapable of understanding that not everyone wants to live the same lifestyle as them. The only aspiration they've known they're whole life is to move to the cool big city and and pay 90% of their income for a dirty 500 square foot apartment surrounded by theft and violent crime, the concept that some people do not want that is alien to them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >incapable of understanding that not everyone wants to live the same lifestyle as them.
        literally the opposite you fat retard. bicycle infrastructure is significantly cheaper to maintain than motor vehicle infrastructure (who wouldve thought maintaining roads with 2 ton vehicles driving over it would more than if only people on bikes used them??) its also just the idea that giving the viable option to get from point A to point B in a healthier way might be a good idea when half the western world is obese and on medication for retarded mental health problems.

        again no ones stopping you and your other fat consumer friends from driving everywhere people would just like the option to be able to ride without getting ran over by some fat cunt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to live in a city to bike as your major means of transport. I'm

      Tell me you're a burger without saying you're a burger. Meanwhile I'll enjoy my ride back from doing a little bit of shopping in town.

      and I live in a house with a garden, in a pleasant little village about 6 miles from the nearby town, and commute to an office on the far side of town. It's rural (suburban at worst); you couldn't pay me to live in a city.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol euro fags think 6 miles from the other side of town is being out in the country

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I'm cycling through farmland, that's as out in the country as it gets.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek that's hardly rural, it's 6 miles here only to get to the highway, 40 minutes bike ride to the nearest small "town" that barely has anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        guys i live 6 miles from work, thats like sooper dooper rural here in euroland

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all these twitter checkmark city dwelling bugmen are utterly incapable of understanding that not everyone wants to live the same lifestyle as them. The only aspiration they've known they're whole life is to move to the cool big city and and pay 90% of their income for a dirty 500 square foot apartment surrounded by theft and violent crime, the concept that some people do not want that is alien to them.

      Are cities taking your taxes now or are they contributing more than they're paying?
      If you're paying for them, you'd be better off if cities decreased their total costs by becoming better for bikes.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, a bike thread where we have the mouth breathing retards on both sides again

    >the car gays who think anyone who rides a bike wants cars to be outlawed
    >the bike gays who think cars are the devil and should be outlawed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the bike gays who think cars are the devil and should be outlawed
      explain where in this thread that happened

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the board that praises marcus aurelius and stoicism flies into a rage about bicycles because of cyclists riding on the shoulder in the street that makes you 15-30 seconds slower getting somewhere
    interesting

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would bike if my city had more bike lanes or it was legal to ride on sidewalks. Even if (BIG if) 99% of drivers were perfectly accommodating of cyclists, you encounter so many people on the roads in a given day that you WILL come across several that don't give the slightest fuck about you or your safety and will gladly push you off the fucking road if it cuts 5 seconds off their commute.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun but it's so humid in the south that i need a change of clothes.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In SoCal, everyone rides around on cool ebikes that haul ass and have cool tire noises while doing so. Gas is lol6dollars right now so I ride an escooter that hauls ass like a raped ape to most places I can.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    To make American cities walkable would require ethnically cleansing blacks out of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No you'd have to build cities from scratch, trying to turn existing cities deisgned around cars into a reddit walkable meme city would be a waste of tax payer money and probably done poorly anyways. Anyone suggesting this shit as a genuine solution instead of improving on what exists already is just doing it to be a smug gay.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Ubering IST?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have this little red rocket to take me to work and back. Work isn't even far for since it's 1.47 miles away but I love going fast on this guy. I'll probably invest in a more durable bicycle but honestly I love this thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1.47 miles
      save your back and get a cheap grandma bike

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >need new bike
    >secondhand ones are atrocious
    >new ones are over 2k
    >need to go in and get your groin measured for a frame fit
    man

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling is so much fun. I have a single-speed I use as a daily driver.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like riding my bike but these fags are always ruining it for everyone else
    >Yell at pedestrians for being in their way on a mixed-use path instead of slowing down, sometimes they hit people on purpose
    >Constant traffic violations when they go on the roads
    >Look and act retarded
    >Buy a racing grade bikes but never enter competitions
    >If you are using the bike lane but not in the exact way they are, they get angry as fuck. You will see them complaining online about people who use their bikes to commute or to run errands or people with electric pedal assist motors on their bikes (because that allows them to go faster than them without putting in much effort).

    I've seen all the shitty behavior by these people first hand so don't even try to deny it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cycle enthusiasts are cringe cancer, cycle commuters are based and healthpilled

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >netherlands
    >activate e-scooter
    >travel time to gym is 8 min
    >cost ride was €3
    >deactivate
    versus
    >travel time to gym with public transport is 17 mins excl. wait time
    >travel time to gym with car is 12 min but gas is high

    this shit is compfy as fuck bros if i owned a bike it would have been even better

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >taking a guy in a plastic helmet and spandex seriously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >IT'S NOT PLASTIC IT'S REINFORCED CARBON FIBER USED IN SPACE DILDO PRODUCTION

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT Eurofags trying to explain with Amerifats why human centric civilization is better than consumer centric civilization
    not gonna happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's certainly not going to happen while they make building something like pic rel illegal, rather than compulsory.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love cycling but have a job in finance and people would probably look at me like a freak if I came cycling in a full suit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beta

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I know but do you know 1 successful businessman who pulled up to his clients on a bicycle?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This guy seems to be doing all right with his plumbing business.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >plumbing business

            homeless man stealing copper water pipes from buildings

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit just ran out of bends, be back in 3 hours just going to the wholesalers. Yes you are being charged for it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a generator on site, do you mind if I charge all my 18v batteries at your house?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a generator on site, do you mind if I charge all my 18v batteries at your house?

              I'm going on a coffe run bros what do you want? Okay cool, see you in 75 minutes with a half full coffee cause I spilled most of it on the way back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like this, you mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I know but do you know 1 successful businessman who pulled up to his clients on a bicycle?

        I've got a meeting with one of our most important client, time to start pedaling over there in the rain, I'll bring my bike inside and keep in the boardroom where we are meeting, don't want it to get wet.

        Yes Hello Sir

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol the suit and backpack combo looks like all the 19 year old business students at my uni that think they are the next elon musk but have to take the bus to class cause they can't afford a car

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I menan, ya? he does look like a freak with a milk crate strapped to his bike to carry his backpack and that dusty haircut, teenagers think this is acceptable at a finance firm

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's too easy to rob a bike, that's the only problem. I don't even leave my house with my phone, let alone a bike.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based biking fascist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in my city there is an army of meth heads who steal bicycles with complete impunity, the police do nothing as some strung out guy pushes 3 bicycles down the street. I want to bike to work but I can't afford to buy a bike and then immediately have it stolen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get a compact folding bike -- it should fit under your desk.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do you guys live that getting a bike is affordable? All the bike shops in my town want like 2,000 minimum for a basic ass bicycle. I wanted to buy one of the electric assist bikes for commuting to work , but they are like 3,500 to 5,500 depending on what type of battery you get in them. I can't afford a car and I can't afford this shit either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bought myself a new shopping/commuting bike (pic rel) just before Easter and paid £500 for the bike, plus about £100 for better tyres and other furnishings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Used to spend every day after school and all weekend riding a bike that cost £80. Going through town, the housing estate and down in the woods. Why do you need 2k bike?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >where do you guys live that getting a bike is affordable?
      Europe. In every european place I have been you can get bikes for very very cheap. My guess though is that where you live there isn't as much of a second hand market (the biketheft makes second hand bikes even cheaper, kek).

      Did a quick check to see if I am out of touch since I haven't had to buy a new bike in quite a while:
      Acceptable new bikes in a local bike shop where I live start at 250€, with options really opening up around 450€.
      Ebikes (Pedelecs in EU) start around 1000€, with most a lot more options around 1500€.
      But that is just the new stuff, if we look at the used market we can get much greater deals:
      Bikes for men start at 5€ broken (fixing a broken bike is easy as fuck, and adds maybe 20€ to the total price or some shit) with a decent choice around 25€ (yes that cheap, though I would replace a few parts for such a bike). If you are willing to pay like 50€ you can already find some used mid end bikes. Pay around 200€ and you can get some amazing bikes.
      Used ebikes are a mixed bag and I don't really think I can comment well on those. If the battery is fucked it adds a lot to the total cost and they aren't so widespread yet that they have quite as big a used market. A quick look seems to show that options that aren't broken (because fixing a ebike is harder than a normal bike) start around 400€ but I don't know enough about ebikes to say if those are worth it or not.

      Bikes occupy that holy grail of items for the used market:
      - Abundant/widespread - I live in a flat and there are at least 2 bikes/flat in the bikeshed, plus 2 that previous renters left behind without owner
      - big and bulky - meaning that storage of them is annoying
      - usually not needed quickly - meaning that buyers can choose and pick
      This combo means that people are willing to sell vastly under what they payed for a new one.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro, just ride your 15,000 dollar cargo bike to the store and get some groceries, its so fuckin easy bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol if you get this bike fully specced is fucking 18.000 dollars haahahah and then 13% sales tax in Canada is over 20 thousand dollars total, holy fuck lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't buy one with batteries included, it's a lot cheaper.

      lol if you get this bike fully specced is fucking 18.000 dollars haahahah and then 13% sales tax in Canada is over 20 thousand dollars total, holy fuck lol

      the plastic tent will be an additional 400 dollars sir

      Ignore the people that shill cargo bikes if you are looking for low cost. Cargo bikes are made for specific usecases, but you pay a lot for not much utility. Electric cargo bikes are built and marketed as "vehicle replacement options" with a price to match.
      A carriage rack costs you around 50€.
      Bike bags (left and right) around 100€.
      A trailer around 80-200€ (though some of those can get expensive).
      Pic rel is the burley travoy, one of the expensive options for a modular trailer you can use for shopping (that looks like a grandma trolley), which costs (without additions) 300£.
      And you can save massively by going used/second hand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes sir the 3 plastic tubes and solid rubber wheels will be additional 300 dollars, additional features are extra, yes sir, this is an excellent deal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop pretending the same doesn't exist for cars too.
          Why yes, this injection molded plastic ball will be 60$ dear sir.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            a car still hauls cargo without the shifter knob, your bike needs the plastic tube trolly to carry anything at all

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "The thing that costs 43000$ actually can carry more cargo than the thing that costs 500$" is not the rebuttal you think it is anon, kek.
              You know, a car costs 86 times as much as a bike, but why bother? If you pay 86 times as much as a car you have a budget of 4.7 million$. For half that you can get a private jet. Carries more cargo, more people and is faster. Why bother with a car?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my shifter knob rebuttal failed, let's change the subject

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My jet can transport 50 people without needing to buy anything, can your car do the same?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                everyone knows you don't own a jet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't own a car either, what's your point?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm leaving to go to the grocery store now, better take my 140 dollar wire basket, I've got a lot to pick up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't need that wire basket if you just used your Cessna Citation Excel. Anyways enough talking, I gotta pick some wooden planks up from the hardware store. Thankfully my 2.364$ roof rack will make strapping those planks down quite easy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you still don't understand the argument that a car can carry all your groceries and daily cargo with zero attachments or extras, a bike can't carry anything without all these bags and trailers. I don't need a roof rack to buy groceries for my family and bring them home, you need your 300 dollar trolley to bring your case of almond milk back to your apartment.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't do groceries on a bike since shops are always at a walking distance, but I do own a tactical backpack (instead of a schoolboy's one) and it's 45L. It certainly won't fit 45 one liter bottles but four or five, on top of meat-grain-bread, that it'd do easily. Anything below 10kg is an easy ride too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I do own a tactical backpack

                >tactical back pack

                "Honey, we're out of milk, can you grab my urban combat tactical grocery transporter, I'll be deployed in theatre for the rest of the afternoon."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yea that anon is 100% lying about having a family lol. that dude totally lives by himself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He is actually seeting, it's not really worth talking to him anon. That other anon in

                you still don't understand the argument that a car can carry all your groceries and daily cargo with zero attachments or extras, a bike can't carry anything without all these bags and trailers. I don't need a roof rack to buy groceries for my family and bring them home, you need your 300 dollar trolley to bring your case of almond milk back to your apartment.

                either lacks the mental capacity to understand the argument, or is trolling, both aren't worth it.
                to be fair the term tactical backpack is cringe, but if I am extremely charitable then that anon may just be so removed from other countries' reality that he literally cannot imagine a life without his car. He doesn't realize how much you can put into a backpack, because he only buys at a giant store where you have to get by car, and then enough for multiple weeks. He can't fathom someone going to a store twice a week to buy fresh produce. Average american brainrot I guess.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you still don't understand the argument that a car can carry all your groceries and daily cargo with zero attachments or extras, a bike can't carry anything without all these bags and trailers.
                A bike can carry you. You can wear a backpack if neede, but 95% of bikes sold have at the very least a cargo rack above the backwheel. Enough to carry 1 big grocery bag.
                >I don't need a roof rack to buy groceries for my family and bring them home, you need your 300 dollar trolley to bring your case of almond milk back to your apartment.
                No you absolute brainlet, my bike has no bags or attachments, it's literally stock, and I use it to buy groceries for me and my family no issues. You just want to make it out to be impossible without paying oscene amounts of money. I chose that retarded overpriced roof rack, because you chose a retarded overpriced wire basket. Don't complain if I do the same shit to you. Does a car carry more than a bike? Of course. And a jet carries more than a car. You are literally comparing something that costs 86 times more and being smug about it for no reason.
                And I haven't even gotten into maintenance costs and shit. Bike doesn't really need servicing, insurance, fuel, tires last longer etc.
                Just tell me what is your point? All you do is post overpriced products and then laughing at them. I can do the same for cars, and you would rightfully call me retarded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you're buying used, some else had to pay full price for it already....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but it's not me, so what do I care?
          The question is "for what price can you get a decent bike" and the answer is below 100€ if you buy used. The fact that there are some people who will not consider the used market and then pay a lot for not much utility only to sell it for a lot less isn't my problem, nor is it the problem of the person asking how much a bike costs, or am I missing something?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats fair, I'm just going to save up my money for a while and buy the 6,200 dollar bike bus I think

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Memes aside that shit looks uncomfortable as fuck to ride.
              Picrel is the supreme group biking experience, found in most german cities for rent. Fresh beer and some exercise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                don't these still have engines in them though? since the half assed pedaling of 10 drunk adults isn't enough to move all their bodyweight and 3,00 pounds of wood structure with roof, steel frame underbody, and beer kegs up a moderate incline?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think some do, some don't. I've only ever been on 3 different ones, by different companies. 1 was unpowered (but they had a battery on board to cool the beer). Admittedly that city didn't have much elevation and once we got sufficiently drunk we didn't do much distance anymore. The other 2 had motors, but one was offroad in the vineyards and the other was a much more tourist infested city. No idea which version is rarer, but the unmotorized one was quite fun. I guess it would only work in specific cities though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the only 1 I've been on had electric motors to help with inclines and when drunk people decide to give up on pedaling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah those electric motors were on the 2 I was on with motors as well. Honestly once elevation comes into play it makes sense to have it, those beer cars are quite heavy.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You bike gays complain so much that I'm starting to believe you actually dont even try biking around irl.

    There are parks, streets in your neighborhood that can be safe to ride around. Dont be retard and try to bring your bike to the freeway.

    Also, good luck trying to bike around in winter.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    move to Berlin germany best city for cycling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Downside: You have to live in berlin

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