Dad bod

Would this be considered dad bod in the US

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A little ways to go for hank Hill. Getting there though

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, when women say they like dad bods, they just mean a Chad with a bit of belly but still has built arms and pecs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s dissapointing, so my gf was right I’m just fat and coping?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol you don't have a girlfriend but ya your fat and probably weak. Not to worry though you have everything you need to fix it with hard work. Trust me you will thrive on it if you just stop making excuses and work to improve your shortcomings.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pear has a fiancée. Keep coping with your weights and self improoove while this fat frick gets a gf doing nothing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What does said fiancé look like?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He’s a troll, I’m an Incel and have never touched a woman

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Asian

              He’s a troll, I’m an Incel and have never touched a woman

              No one believes you're actually pear, gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, a woman telling the truth? You've got yourself a keeper

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like expectant mother bod

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Typical pear bod all around the world.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That is just skinnyfat. Try harder homie.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the way guys like this give you the stink eye when you mog them unintentionally just by being there

    That's why I lift.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is considered peak athletic physique in the US

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How are there so many homosexuals with this pear shape build

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's one dude, he's called pear. He's been posting non stop for years. He's looking a bit better than normal, proud of pear

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the "dad bod" women actually like has big (fore)arms. you're just fat.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you need some muscles to have a "dad bod"
    pic related is what people consider "dad bod"

    you're just skinny fat with horrible posture and really poor genetics (gyno and small ribcage)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There you go, this is the perfect example of what the modern woman wants when they say Dad bod. This is the only the picture that should be posted when this question is inevitably asked again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh what’s that he’s doing with his arm bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SIEG HEIL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It helps if you have 7/10 or better face. You can't have a dad bod and also be ugly. You'd just be considered straight up ugly, nobody would even think about your body.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me to pay attention to my abdominal posture

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's "cousin who jacked off in the potato salad" bod if anything.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is closer to mom bod. Do something to fix this shit asap

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no its just an ugly ass weak body

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you look like an ftm

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This shows it's mostly genes. I bet if he worked out he wouldn't gain barely anything, because his body is confused on a genetic level as to whether it should be the warrior class (men) or the class that gets bred (woman), so it's preparing lower body fat and has wide hip bones for a baby that will never exist. People like this should be peacefully euthanased at puberty for their own good.

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