damn I didn't know I feel about as good as a non-virgin just by chugging ciggies, also damn, a cheeseburger's almost as good as sex?
damn I didn't know I feel about as good as a non-virgin just by chugging ciggies, also damn, a cheeseburger's almost as good as sex?
Theres more to sex than dopamine
Let me guess, *feelings*???
You could say that, or oxytocin.
>a line of coke is better than having sex twice
Nah no way. All coke does is make you feel numb and thats about it. I never got the meme
Basically admitting to being scammed with bad coke
You're fucking retarded lol they gave you flour and called it coke.
That was not real coke. I've had good coke, it made me feel like fucking god for 8 hours straight.
coke's not great. i never understand people who say this. it's good, it's better than most other things that people are exposed to, but it's like the popcorn of stimulants.
i like popcorn from time to time but cmon.
8 hours straight? that's speed it's cut with, my man.
>8 cheeseburgers make you feel better than literal meth
Is this why everyone is obese now?
I didn't think the obesity epidemic could be more dystopian
Thanks anon
Fuck, I need to go get me some burgs, haven't had one in ages
Diminishing marginal returns. The dopamine doesn't stack with more consumption, annon.
I've done all of these except nicotine.
Double sex and coke and it's close.
Done all of these and meth was my least favorite lol
Sex is still better than all of these (maybe not math) because the dopamine hit lasts for way longer
A burger/ciggie is just a flash of dopamine that quickly goes away
True but you have to take into account the effort of getting there too. A quarter pounder is easy to get in the drive through. Sex you gotta endure the nagging and emotional scruples of a woman before and after the hit.
You can fuck your exact type of woman if you hire an escort for like $200-300 per hour. I fuck a 10/10 every week and my type is latina and white females with big titties and ass.
Also bonus if your IST they are obsessed with you since their regular cliental is fat rich boomers.
>paying for sex
i'd rather be a wizard
Sex is just too much work for autists that don't enjoy social interaction, It's not cost effective.
The first time I even integrated anything I was hooked too before you know I was trying exotic shit like Integration by cylinder converting from rectangular to spherical
whats the difference between meth and Adderall?
Mainly the euphoria which is absent in adderall
I've done both and probably couldn't tell the difference if I took comparable doses of each orally. Meth is more addictive due to faster acting ROA (smoke, snort, etc) and you can do higher doses with lessof the heavy body load of Adderall. A dose of meth also has maybe 30-50% longer duration
It's easy to find meth
Sex is at least 2 times better than nicotine, and cocaine is about 2 times better than sex
Meth > Cocaine > Sex > Nicotine > Cheeseburger
This is unironically correct, most people derive more pleasure from the anticipation of and procurement of sex than the actual act itself, which is near universally a disappointment.
t. former sexhaver
Speak for yourself loser. Sex is awesome for me 90% of the time and my girlfriend loves gagging on my cock and swallowing. Your anecdotal loser evidence means nothing.
This. Sex is 100 % chef kiss if you are a man with healthy rest levels. Sex is underrated
t. Incels
>t. former sexhaver
Way to admit that you cant keep it up while fucking and now no one will fuck you LMAO
This, sex is mid. Not bad or anything but not the heaven suggested
> t.incel
Only incels think that sex is so great since they havent had any lol
You’re either gay or fucking fat bitches or maybe you’re dick is too small because sex is unironically one of life’s greatest joys. Making a women orgasm all over your dick with your hands on her tits while she tells you to keep fucking her is the greatest feeling ever
Honestly not even, yes sex is great but some people REALLY enjoy while others it's mid. Maybe they like it the first couple times they smash a hot girl then after that they get bored. Meanwhile, some dudes will happily smash fat chicks because they just love sex so much and can't go a couple days without it
For me head feels better than poon
good head yes, good head is probably the best sexual thing a man can experience, maybe a good titty fuck too, but that may just be me
its the cooming inside a warm tight wet hole that does it for me especially when its a 110 pound blonde girl with blues or green eyes
It's good if you have a big dick, my friend is 7.5 inches and he loves sex because he says every girl squirts on him and tells him that he is the biggest they've ever had. I'm 5 inches and It's mediocre for me and I've never had a girl react like that to me.
To be fair this applies to all dopamine releasing behaviors. For example fatties start releasing dopamine while they’re driving to McDonald’s, it escalates waiting in the drive thru, sitting down and preparing their food and peaks when they’re eating it
Sex is only enjoyable if you have a bwc and the girl worships you like you're gigachad. This requires the girl to be truly physically attracted to you, however.
Why does the UCLA want me to take meth?
I've done all of these and can safely say that sex + meth or coke is the most blissful euphoric sensation of raw pleasure you can feel. I once got so eager when fucking my girlfriend while we were both on speed that I snapped my frenulum and her pussy got caked in my blood. I've also gone for 24 hour porn marathons while tweaked out of my fucking mind and you can't really cum so once ejaculation is achieved you blast watery jizz literally everywhere. I stopped doing speed a good while ago and I kinda miss the absolute degeneracy I'd indulge in while off my rocks.
>B-but God.
You are worshipping a fucking caananite garden gnome storm God, cease and fucking desist. Deuspater wants you to fuck without pause.
What do you think about nicotine being on the same level as sex in the graph?
Also I feel like porn marathons would be higher than sex
It's obvious bullshit, after nutting inside a girl I almost feel a bit high. The first snus of the day with my morning coffee is definitely enjoyable, but it doesn't come close. There are obviously other hormones at play when having sex too that jacking off, nicotine, etc won't produce like oxytocin, coupled with fulfilling your true biological purpose which makes it so different.
There is Euphoria in Dexamphetamine if you take enough of it.
bump
>You are worshipping a fucking caananite garden gnome storm God, cease and fucking desist.
I'm not even religious, but there is no fucking way I am taking advice from some pathetic bitch who takes speed and jerks off for 24 hours.
Must've missed the part which said I don't do that anymore, also please just have sex.
I don't care that you don't do it anymore. Anyone who feels the need to do something like that is obviously mentally ill.
nta but you’re posting on IST you gay retard
I am low inhibition and impulsive. You are a high inhibition low T beta male.
Meth that high? It's good but not that good.
I've never had a single thing on that list. What am I missing.
>Never had a cheeseburger
Are you a pajeet or something?
You guys are funny
>Never had sex
Are you an incel or something?
>Never had cigarettes
Are you a gay or something?
>never had meth
Are you a mormon or something
>never done coke
Are you a poorfag or something?
>never studied the UCLA integrated substance abuse programs
Are you a retard or something?
>sex and nicotine are rated the same
honestly, I agree with this. I'm hopelessly addicted to vapes (smoked cigs for 7 years before switching) and going 6-7 hours without it and finally hitting can almost knock me on my ass with euphoria, feels about as good as an orgasm.
H is better than meth
por que no los dos
man's gotta eat
frig off bobandy
There is no fucking way the pleasure from sex is equal to pleasure from a cigarette
Agreed. Cigarette in the morning hits sooo good..
Sex>MDMA>Coke>Crack>Heroin>Nicotine
Ok virgin calm down
I think if sex was as readily available as cheeseburgers then it's pretty accurate.
Yes, but when you add chocolate shake to cheeseburger, and it's probably up there with cocaine
Be honest, if somebody's basically done with life and super depressed , would you recommend just doing meth everyday just feel good despite it being bad for you? What are the benefits of non stop meth smoking
No. This is how methheads are created. However bad it is now, it will be a million times worse when you are addicted to meth and can’t get any.
sex>>>
imo
quitting vaping was unironically way fucking easier for me than some of the cuts i've done
I don't feel good unless i write a good page
Nicotine gave me panic attacks lmfao I’m such a pussy
Every time I see anyone on IST talking about sex, I have the distinct thought that people here must be having some terrible sex.
Dopamine does not equal happy nice feel good
Schizos literally churn dopamine levels out at ridiculous levels and aren't jolly little men.