damn I didn't know I feel about as good as a non-virgin just by chugging ciggies, also damn, a cheeseburger's almost as good as sex?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres more to sex than dopamine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, *feelings*???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could say that, or oxytocin.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a line of coke is better than having sex twice
    Nah no way. All coke does is make you feel numb and thats about it. I never got the meme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically admitting to being scammed with bad coke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're fricking moronic lol they gave you flour and called it coke.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was not real coke. I've had good coke, it made me feel like fricking god for 8 hours straight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        coke's not great. i never understand people who say this. it's good, it's better than most other things that people are exposed to, but it's like the popcorn of stimulants.
        i like popcorn from time to time but cmon.
        8 hours straight? that's speed it's cut with, my man.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 cheeseburgers make you feel better than literal meth
    Is this why everyone is obese now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't think the obesity epidemic could be more dystopian
      Thanks anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I need to go get me some burgs, haven't had one in ages

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diminishing marginal returns. The dopamine doesn't stack with more consumption, annon.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done all of these except nicotine.

    Double sex and coke and it's close.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Done all of these and meth was my least favorite lol

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is still better than all of these (maybe not math) because the dopamine hit lasts for way longer
    A burger/ciggie is just a flash of dopamine that quickly goes away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True but you have to take into account the effort of getting there too. A quarter pounder is easy to get in the drive through. Sex you gotta endure the nagging and emotional scruples of a woman before and after the hit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sex is just too much work for autists that don't enjoy social interaction, It's not cost effective.

        You can frick your exact type of woman if you hire an escort for like $200-300 per hour. I frick a 10/10 every week and my type is latina and white females with big breasts and ass.

        Also bonus if your IST they are obsessed with you since their regular cliental is fat rich boomers.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >paying for sex
          i'd rather be a wizard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex is just too much work for autists that don't enjoy social interaction, It's not cost effective.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I even integrated anything I was hooked too before you know I was trying exotic shit like Integration by cylinder converting from rectangular to spherical

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the difference between meth and Adderall?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly the euphoria which is absent in adderall

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've done both and probably couldn't tell the difference if I took comparable doses of each orally. Meth is more addictive due to faster acting ROA (smoke, snort, etc) and you can do higher doses with lessof the heavy body load of Adderall. A dose of meth also has maybe 30-50% longer duration

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy to find meth

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is at least 2 times better than nicotine, and cocaine is about 2 times better than sex

    Meth > Cocaine > Sex > Nicotine > Cheeseburger

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically correct, most people derive more pleasure from the anticipation of and procurement of sex than the actual act itself, which is near universally a disappointment.

    t. former sexhaver

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself loser. Sex is awesome for me 90% of the time and my girlfriend loves gagging on my wiener and swallowing. Your anecdotal loser evidence means nothing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Sex is 100 % chef kiss if you are a man with healthy rest levels. Sex is underrated

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Sex is 100 % chef kiss if you are a man with healthy rest levels. Sex is underrated

        t. Incels

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. former sexhaver
      Way to admit that you cant keep it up while fricking and now no one will frick you LMAO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, sex is mid. Not bad or anything but not the heaven suggested

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > t.incel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only incels think that sex is so great since they havent had any lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re either gay or fricking fat b***hes or maybe you’re dick is too small because sex is unironically one of life’s greatest joys. Making a women orgasm all over your dick with your hands on her breasts while she tells you to keep fricking her is the greatest feeling ever

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly not even, yes sex is great but some people REALLY enjoy while others it's mid. Maybe they like it the first couple times they smash a hot girl then after that they get bored. Meanwhile, some dudes will happily smash fat chicks because they just love sex so much and can't go a couple days without it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me head feels better than poon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            good head yes, good head is probably the best sexual thing a man can experience, maybe a good titty frick too, but that may just be me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the cooming inside a warm tight wet hole that does it for me especially when its a 110 pound blonde girl with blues or green eyes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good if you have a big dick, my friend is 7.5 inches and he loves sex because he says every girl squirts on him and tells him that he is the biggest they've ever had. I'm 5 inches and It's mediocre for me and I've never had a girl react like that to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair this applies to all dopamine releasing behaviors. For example fatties start releasing dopamine while they’re driving to McDonald’s, it escalates waiting in the drive thru, sitting down and preparing their food and peaks when they’re eating it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex is only enjoyable if you have a bwc and the girl worships you like you're gigachad. This requires the girl to be truly physically attracted to you, however.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the UCLA want me to take meth?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done all of these and can safely say that sex + meth or coke is the most blissful euphoric sensation of raw pleasure you can feel. I once got so eager when fricking my girlfriend while we were both on speed that I snapped my frenulum and her pussy got caked in my blood. I've also gone for 24 hour porn marathons while tweaked out of my fricking mind and you can't really cum so once ejaculation is achieved you blast watery jizz literally everywhere. I stopped doing speed a good while ago and I kinda miss the absolute degeneracy I'd indulge in while off my rocks.
    >B-but God.
    You are worshipping a fricking caananite israelite storm God, cease and fricking desist. Deuspater wants you to frick without pause.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think about nicotine being on the same level as sex in the graph?

      Also I feel like porn marathons would be higher than sex

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious bullshit, after nutting inside a girl I almost feel a bit high. The first snus of the day with my morning coffee is definitely enjoyable, but it doesn't come close. There are obviously other hormones at play when having sex too that jacking off, nicotine, etc won't produce like oxytocin, coupled with fulfilling your true biological purpose which makes it so different.

        Mainly the euphoria which is absent in adderall

        There is Euphoria in Dexamphetamine if you take enough of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You are worshipping a fricking caananite israelite storm God, cease and fricking desist.
      I'm not even religious, but there is no fricking way I am taking advice from some pathetic b***h who takes speed and jerks off for 24 hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must've missed the part which said I don't do that anymore, also please just have sex.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care that you don't do it anymore. Anyone who feels the need to do something like that is obviously mentally ill.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but you’re posting on IST you gay moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am low inhibition and impulsive. You are a high inhibition low T beta male.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meth that high? It's good but not that good.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a single thing on that list. What am I missing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never had a cheeseburger
      Are you a pajeet or something?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never had sex
        Are you an incel or something?

        >Never had cigarettes
        Are you a homosexual or something?

        >never had meth
        Are you a mormon or something

        >never done coke
        Are you a poorgay or something?

        >never studied the UCLA integrated substance abuse programs
        Are you a moron or something?

        You guys are funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never had sex
      Are you an incel or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never had cigarettes
      Are you a homosexual or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never had meth
      Are you a mormon or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never done coke
      Are you a poorgay or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never studied the UCLA integrated substance abuse programs
      Are you a moron or something?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex and nicotine are rated the same
    honestly, I agree with this. I'm hopelessly addicted to vapes (smoked cigs for 7 years before switching) and going 6-7 hours without it and finally hitting can almost knock me on my ass with euphoria, feels about as good as an orgasm.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    H is better than meth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      por que no los dos

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man's gotta eat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frig off bobandy

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no fricking way the pleasure from sex is equal to pleasure from a cigarette

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Cigarette in the morning hits sooo good..

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex>MDMA>Coke>Crack>Heroin>Nicotine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok virgin calm down

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think if sex was as readily available as cheeseburgers then it's pretty accurate.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but when you add chocolate shake to cheeseburger, and it's probably up there with cocaine

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, if somebody's basically done with life and super depressed , would you recommend just doing meth everyday just feel good despite it being bad for you? What are the benefits of non stop meth smoking

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. This is how methheads are created. However bad it is now, it will be a million times worse when you are addicted to meth and can’t get any.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex>>>

    [...]

    [...]

    imo
    quitting vaping was unironically way fricking easier for me than some of the cuts i've done

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel good unless i write a good page

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicotine gave me panic attacks lmfao I’m such a pussy

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see anyone on IST talking about sex, I have the distinct thought that people here must be having some terrible sex.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dopamine does not equal happy nice feel good
    Schizos literally churn dopamine levels out at ridiculous levels and aren't jolly little men.

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