*destroys your doorframe

*destroys your doorframe

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*solves your problem*
      >*unlocks your gains*

      They still wreck your doorframe just not as much
      Plus then you need a place to store them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to a straight, metal bar that you need to constantly duck under as you walk by. i have plenty of corners to stick that thing in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*solves your problem*
      >*unlocks your gains*

      All of these damage the doorframe. You'd lose your security deposit if you rented from me or anyone who actually inspected the place at the end of your lease.
      Buy some goddamn 2x4s and a pipe, you make this in the backyard and cause zero damage. Only a moron would do pullups from a door frame.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the backyard
        La dee da look at me mr millionaire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >landlord
        >buys cheap doorframes
        checks out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah cause I tell the landwagie that I’ll terrorize him and his family if he doesn’t give me my money back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no my flimsy doorframe
        how about you maintain your doorframes to code you cheap fuck? imagine that, there do exist limits to a new coat of paint and varnish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How fucking weak are your doorframes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Renting
        >Thinks people will have backyards
        You are retarded, clearly from race mixing.
        Also learn how2scam landlords (you are american, so don't reply to me).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is wear and tear for 500.

        No deductions for valid wear and tear where I am from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You'd lose your security deposit if you rented from me

        How much do you think a doorfram costs, bro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shut your fucking mouth you parasite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. You can also do nordic curls, push ups, l-sits, etc. Only costs around 10 bucks too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ripped the to off of my frame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bought one of these el cheapos and the gauge of the metal used is so thin that it droops and flexes under your weight. It's not gonna last frequent use, if you don't buy the nicer stuff. The biggest problem is that you might find that it's incompatible with most of your doors--- that's what happened to me. It sounds strange but if your house has dropped soffits running around the periphery of the ceiling for HVAC, or you have double doors or doors with unusual obstructions on the sides, it might not work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*solves your problem*
      >*unlocks your gains*

      These still rip the top part of the frame and leave a black mark on the outside of the door because of the foam.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*solves your problem*
    >*unlocks your gains*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This thing started to crack my doorframe after ~2 years of using it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care, it's my house

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anybody know what the best affordable pullup/dip bar is? i think im gonna buy one of these and be done with the gym forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's

      These are better

      + a set of dip rings

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont fuck with the doorframe pullup bars. just feels gay doing pullups that way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doing pullups in a way that makes you do pullups
          >feels gay
          Anon, get out of the closet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cope and seeth doorframe pullup guy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not gay so I use the actual frame itself as my pullup bar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gym rings enable pullups and dips and are much safer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baseblocks have been great for me

      https://www.baseblocks.fit/pages/basebar-pro

      there's different versions too, so you can pick if you prefer parallel bars or single bar or a taller version if you don't like doing L sit pull ups.

      My only complaint is that it's not tall enough to do non-LSIT pull ups and attaching rings is not very helpful because the height is so low for my version.

      Their may be better versions out there and/or cheaper but this one has been great

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh and also I'll point out that the bar is pretty thick so Pull ups and dips are harder/forearm gainz

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Been thinking about getting this set https://www.baseblocks.fit/products/full-body-baseblocks-starter

        b-bars for dips, l pull ups, and the base bench for nordic curls and dragon flags. shit seems expensive, but I'm a retard who can't make anything well and tired of the gym after going consistently for years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're in the UK this is the most solid portable option you can get
      https://hotgym.co.uk/index.html

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to the local park shirtless and use the monkey bars and get mires from the moms and daughters

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing pulls ups ON the doorframe. Had no problems.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hows your fingers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I grip it with my palms. I think you misunderstood me. I'm using the door. I'm doing it on a door, not the doorframe, my bad. It's still way harder than regular pull ups on a bar but it builds your grip strength.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros will this work my chest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously? Depends on how much weight you can stack on that though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        guy in the other thread said it will only work midsection I'm worried now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's right tho it only works midsection, the chest is not activated at all with this exercise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who is the safe wolf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know but this is sold on aliexpress

        >All that mechanical advantage given by the pulleys

        I just bought picrel, I'll put it in my home gym.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idk i find that kinda pointless. you're just pressing still, it's not really a fly because the way it is pulling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idk i find that kinda pointless. you're just pressing still, it's not really a fly because the way it is pulling.

          even if it's only pressing is ok, as long as it works the chest.
          I'll connect it to this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah ok. that makes more sense. you already have flies. I wish I had room for something like that. It's fucking GOAT and the only machine I really want

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this machine from marcy sucks, just look at their stupid flys at 02:40 https://youtu.be/IsvRRrtXg7Y

              these machines would be great if their press and flys actually worked, but all of them suck for these 2 exercises.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yea idk brands but whatever version I used at the gym, it was great for back flies/chest flies and it's hard to get that exact feeling with free weights

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah ok. that makes more sense. you already have flies. I wish I had room for something like that. It's fucking GOAT and the only machine I really want

            yea idk brands but whatever version I used at the gym, it was great for back flies/chest flies and it's hard to get that exact feeling with free weights

            is it good? I'm waiting for mine to arrive.
            yours is way bigger than mine tho.

            the GOAT machine

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              idc what anyone says, pec deck torches my chest far better than the BP ever could. Even more than Pullovers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is it good? I'm waiting for mine to arrive.
            yours is way bigger than mine tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >All that mechanical advantage given by the pulleys

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your shoulders are too wide to do pull ups in the doorframe.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont people just make a bench themselves? You can use anything like chairs or just use wood to build a rack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because benching is overrated anyway, just raise the bar a little and press off the floor, less risk, less strain on your rotator cuffs and shoulders, and absolutely nothing will go wrong no matter how hard you ego lift because the bar won't hit you if you're using bumpers at least.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cause it looks highly autistic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oops wrong way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oops wrong way

          Found the Australian.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            idk whats going on man im trying to upload them normally

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Looks normal to me..?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You need to crop the picture before you upload

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              oops wrong way

              Based bat chad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oops wrong way

          lmao i guess it looks sturdy but I'm not knowledgeable when it comes to building shit

          i hope it's stable, it's not worth getting fucked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Rude Goldberg suicide setup there, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is just ready to testify for the jan 6 committee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I keep on thinking nothing on here will surprise me anymore but this picture just comes off as extremely odd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The bar being this close to the wine bottles already teetering on the edge is a recipe for disaster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's like something out of a PSA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cause it looks highly autistic

      I like the Rude Goldberg suicide setup there, anon.

      I keep on thinking nothing on here will surprise me anymore but this picture just comes off as extremely odd

      The bar being this close to the wine bottles already teetering on the edge is a recipe for disaster

      it's like something out of a PSA

      >Finally hit PR of lmao.5plate
      >Tip chair over with re-rack because somehow managed to fuck up the width so the plates can't sit all of the way on the bar
      >Weight falls off and bar catapults into wine bottle collection
      >Jump up to save the wine but cut toe on inexplicable knife on floor
      >Flail in knee-jerk reaction and knock alarm clock into bowl of water
      >Trip over overstretched extension lead and fall face first into bowl of electrified water
      >Post mortem rules bizarre death "solo sex games gone wrong"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is how characters in Final Destination keep their stuff

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will this work on concrete doorframe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      u trust that shit bro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bretty pased

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have been using those for 3 years and still no damage to the doorframe.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not my problem

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how short are you guys that you can do a pullup on a doorframe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My doorframe is the cheapest shit. I tried to put one in, didnt even lock it fully and I could hear the wood creak and deform (With no weight on it). I tried hanging from the top with my fingers, to test if an overhang one would be fine, and I could also feel the wood giving way under my fingers, my feet didnt even leave the ground

      It’s called bending your legs

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use a tree wtf

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does extremely minor damage to my landlord’s doorframe

    Definitely worthy of its own thread

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not being the lord of your own land

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