deviated septum

I've had a deviated septum for well over a year now. The NHS won't do anything and I can't afford privately.
Whenever I go running/cycling uphill I get out of breath far easier than before.
What's the best way to fix this?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    wear something like pic-related, it will probably also help you pick up girls since large gapping holes in your face is a turn-off for most women.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe youre a funny guy i kill you last

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant you just push it the other side with one finger?

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    breathe through your mouth when you are out of breath?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels dry and hurts

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        drink water. it hurts because you apparently refuse to use it. very bad state of affairs, you'll probably pass out and die if you are ever caught in a fire.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mouth breathing leads to a bunch of other problems

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        mouth breathing is people who never breath through their nose. i'm sure you cause just as many problems by refusing to breathe through your mouth when you reach vo2 max, but there's no data on it because no one is that moronic besides OP.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    nvm lads nose isn't broken, just blocked

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can’t the NHS do anything? I thought that’s how it worked over there?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      because frick you. once you pay your taxes it's their money, not yours.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol shut up weirdo

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ha ha yeah what a schizo that guy is for pointing out that your commie hell state isnt what morons worldwide claim or whatever

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only go for the toilet role, state of it means most surges are 2years wait minimum

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      because OP got one bad doctor and is too moronic to demand another GP and put his foot down

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend the slight jankiness it adds to your nose gives you dysmorphia, tell nhs you are going to have a nice day because if it, get prescribed pills for autist suicide brain and don't take them, say you are taking them and that you still want to have a nice day because of nose, get surgery for free as a mental health affirming care ezpz lemon squeezy Black person.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in exactly the same position, they offered me a septoplasty but its a 3 year waiting list and I don't fancy the odds of having a collapsed nose

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also have a deviated septum I was gonna get it fixed by having Jose straightened but can it really give me a collapsed nose?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking deviant asking for help
    You did this to yourself.

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