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Am I the only one who feels bad for Chris Watts?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    killing his c**t wife might have been marginally understandable but the kids as well? pure insanity. 85 IQ psychopath married a stupid b***h.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some say that it was the roids that made him do it. How do you lose 65lbs in a year and then obtain the following physique natty?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic? losing 65lbs in a year is like a normal pace for losing weight. and there's nothing crazy about his physique either.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep in mind that Chris is 6'3, so this is certainly not an unimpressive physique.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there's nothing crazy about his physique either.
          Get off the Internet, autismo. There's a reason he was able to pick up a mistress who let him do anything he wanted to her. Looking like that at his age basically makes him a god. If he had defined abs he could probably pull younger pussy if he wanted.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep in mind that Chris is 6'3, so this is certainly not an unimpressive physique.

            it looks fine but it isn't amazing either, keep coping

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              post body

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              For a 30 something with a wife and kids and being a former fatty it definitely is.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s a top 1-5% body for someone 35+

              Agree it isn’t amazing, especially by lifting standards of people here, but when you get older your peers have absolutely shit wrecked bodies

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s a top 1-5% body for someone 35+
                No, its probably closer to top .1%

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mind is polluted, most people will never lose 65lbs in their entire life let alone a year. 65lbs in a year is more than 1lb a week thats a very fast pace, most people who lose tons of weight dont stay nearly that on-track.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've lost 72 pounds since late 2020, and it wasn't that difficult. Weight loss is literally just keeping track of how much you eat.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what CICO does to a mf

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        only dyels think this could be roids kek

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          post body then

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ur a dyel if u think being under the natty limit means they're natty

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats 3 months of gomad and ss dyel now post body so we can laugh at you

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like shit save his delts

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the creatine bro he was a creatine addict and that stuff makes you want to kill like elliot rogers

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was ASS drunk

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not like the kids would've had any future tbh, with their mother dead and father in prison. Killing them was an act of mercy from him.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the ambushed him with nuggets when he came home from work, just launching em at him

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they broke the geneva convention laws by initiating a nugget warfare
      he was acting in self defense

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a study released on why men destroy their entire families: they unironically think it's better for their family to be dead than without them as their leader. It's the dumbest reason ever

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this dirty bawd only taking night showers when she wants sex?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morning showers are so much better

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he has no problem caking his bed in the day’s muck
        Frankly, not showering before bed is barbaric.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? He went on the news asking for the return of his family, knowing full well he had smothered is daughters and shoved them in oil drums. Balding psycho.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine anal good enough to kill your kids for

    Wow

    I’m imagining and I’m getting lost in the vision. This is what it means to be alive. So alive you’re willing to kill.

    I NEED ass like that. I drink it up until I become drunk. Assholism is real

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      did he even get the chance to frick her? i didn't think so

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man, she still visits him in prison.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were already making plans to move in together before the murders

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take halo they said, it would be fun they said

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on the documentary, his wife was clearly a controlling b***h (she was also in to MLM shit)...you can tell from his responses to her texts that he was also a little b***h who refused to stand up for himself and let his wife dominate the relationship...homeboy was an accomplice in his own pussy whipped dynamic. Like many married men, i think he simply accepted that his life was going to suck and there was nothing he could do about it until he got in shape and started getting attention from a woman much more sexy and adventurous than his wife that we know was giving him anal sex (hence all the "ass drunk" comments)--at this point he realized an alternate path existed. A smarter man would have simply gotten a divorce and ran away with his mistress, but for some fricking he decided to turn a basic marital conflict into a triple homicide to include his own kids, which even the craziest of psychopaths have a hard time understanding.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wife blew all their money on this dumb MLM and posted every fricking second of their lives on facebook. Can you honestly blame Chris?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. You're low IQ and probably non-white.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          If being a pussy whipped little b***h is high IQ and white then I'm the blackest gorilla Black person you've ever seen.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he had gotten a divorce she would've taken everything and then forced him to pay like 70% of his pay for the kids plus alimony or whatever to support her MLM addiction

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely correct. She walked all over him and treated him like a little b***h during marriage. Even the kids did the same to him. A divorce would not have made Chris' relationship with his family better and he would have been financially cucked.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait is that actually the comic girl??

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is ass drunkenness real? What are the symptoms?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he kill the kids, what a fricking Black person.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Night shower
    Wait, do people not take showers before they go to bed and roll around in filth and germs and shit people breathed/coughed on them from their day?
    That sounds disgusting as hell.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Not showering before bed is a sign of low IQ.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lemme guess, you have at least 5 different allergies

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but I used to not shower before bed as a kid and one day I saw this giant oil stain on my bed from where I lay and it changed my life forever because I refuse to sleep in shit

        [...]
        should i be taking two showers a day if i train in the mornings? doesn't seem good to constantly strip the oils from your skin like that

        You could do a cold shower, that's what I do if I work out or hike in the mornings.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >amerilard seeping oil as he sleeps
          You can't make this shit up. You're just a disgusting pig.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XzAmOhf.jpg

      Agreed. Not showering before bed is a sign of low IQ.

      should i be taking two showers a day if i train in the mornings? doesn't seem good to constantly strip the oils from your skin like that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I take a light shower in the morning just to get my hair wet (I have high maintenance biracial hair) and in the evening I'll give myself the deep clean before bed.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          IM GOING R A P E M O D E

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dentist says I should shower after every meal.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Night showers are moronic, why would you take a shower before rolling around in your own drool and sweat all night? Take a shower in the morning before you leave the house like an adult.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because only pigs sleep in their own filth you disgusting subhuman trash.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XzAmOhf.jpg

      Agreed. Not showering before bed is a sign of low IQ.

      People coughing and breathing on you doesn't count as dirt wtf you talking about how gross r the people near you

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American divorce courts are so fricked it's better to kill your wife than divorce her
    Glad I'm a yuro

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt so fricking bad for the kids when I watched the documentary
    Imagine having a mentally ill b***h mother and a beta father ready to snap any day, it wasn't their fault

    There are even clips of the mom straight up abusing them, fricking hell

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man just needed picrel

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Former fatty who married the first girl who gave him attention

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, he murdered his own children and didn't even show any remorse. He was just bummed that he got caught and couldn't frick her mistress in the ass anymore.

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