Did I discover an infinite headphone glitch? >be me. >go to gym. >forget headphones at home. >go to front desk

Did I discover an infinite headphone glitch?

>be me
>go to gym
>forget headphones at home
>go to front desk
>tell employee I lost my headphones
>he asks me for description
>pretend to not know english
>he brings me a box of headphones
>i pick the one I like the most
>free headphones acquired

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm white do I pretend to know german or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just give as generic a description as possible
      if they don't have something that matches that description you can just say "oh well"

      and next time you come back and someone else is working the desk, you can try again with a different description

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Das ist ein Überfall

      Gib mir deine Brieftasche und deine Kopfhörer

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coon behavior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stealing from hardworking people is coon behavior. Stealing from a corporation that's doubtless fucking you right up the ass is just retribution.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes sense if it were walmart or apple but when the average arnold comes looking for the headphones he lost they’ll be magically gone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon thos headphones are never going to be picked up. The lost and found box is simply for people to get stuff from.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron mentality, you're beyond saving

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day bud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah so that circles back to the first point: coon behavior.
            op, you are not the first person to discover the most cowardly form of thievery, an already cowardly activity. you are never going to make it and you know it which is why you waste your time at the gym committing petty theft via bureaucratic incompetence.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's also another infinite headphone "glitch". It's called buying a good pair once and taking good care of it numb nuts

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know about headphones but for some reason every gym has a permanent collection of shoes people just forgot about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon thos headphones are never going to be picked up. The lost and found box is simply for people to get stuff from.

      i will say it is ALWAYS okay to do this with protein shaker bottles. gyms have those out the ass and nobody cares enough to look for theirs if they lost it

      it’s kinda gross but after a dishwasher cycle it’s a new protein shaker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is America a third world country? that's fucking disgusting and that's coming from a person that penny pinches everything and spends very frugally, fuck me just buy a new one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i am homeless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >h-hey my girlfriend forgot her shoes here last week
      >ahh yes..SHNIFFFFFFF.... tho-those are hers

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy some gay moron's ear grease.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >headphones at gym
    it's over

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking gross

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe there's a certain race of people who are known for doing something similar to what you are doing.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should try the same strategy to find a dad

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this never happened. Imagine larping to sound like a moron.

    You: Hey, I lost my headphones, can you help me out
    Wagie: sure what brand were they?
    You: Que?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for those cheap headphones yes. The expensive ones, no. You can even find the cheap headphones in parking lots on the ground

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enojoy your ear fungus I guess

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not living in poverty, so for me this whole thing would take more time and cost more effort than what I earn at work.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo kid, why the FUCK are you wearing my headphones? I swear if you go anywhere NEAR my shit again I will beat your fucking ass.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys live in a high trust area? The people at my gym leave their lockers unlocked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >high trust area

      I used to live in the hood

      But my current neighborhood is very quiet and peaceful

      Bougie expensive private gyms are probably pretty secure

      I just work out at home

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