Digits and we all get a gf this year Posted on April 7, 2023 by Anonymous Digits and we all get a gf this year
Dubs and OP is raped by a pack of Nazis
dubs and you become trans this year
Please god, hear me
>Digits and we all get a gf this year
My wife won't let me!
God this looks so fucking hot.
Reading shitloads of tsundere and yandere hentai mangas have ruined my brain.
>Reading shitloads of tsundere and yandere hentai mangas have ruined my brain.
That's some combative hoe, too bad I would have gave a right hook she would've remembered it till she died if one of them tried this shot with me. Ofc not immediate pavement ape chimpout bit if she continues the punch comes.
Dubs and we never get gfs
Dubs and I fuck your grandmother, mother, aunt, sister, cousin, niece, daughter, granddaughter.
Dubs and you marry eachother
Digits and we make tulpa waifus instead of getting a gf
Damn it boy!
digits and you get raped by a pack of morons and the rest of us get gfs
hell yeah WAGMI except that gay who will get raped by morons
How tf are there not more people congratulating this guy on these pristine gets?
what the fuck
Twilight sparkle (season 1) for me
Don't remind me of the pinkie pie story.
Sounds like another year of focusing on gains, eh Vegeta?
I've already got a wife and a girlfriend I don't think I could handle another one.
Dubs and everyone ITT finds their soulmate
oh thank god. I need there to not be a shred of hope
A reroll just for you
R0lloing to see if I get a gf. Hope my wife doesn't find out
can i have a gf
Dubs and I’ll go for fuck 2 for 1 at my local massage parlour
>no sex before gf
>no sex with gf
It's getting really tiring tbh
Singles and I die alone
ooh me too. Singles and I die alone
Should I really get a GF , oh great digits?
Im not ready for a gf,will never be.
One hand, Vegeta is really cool and relatable. On another hand, I’m not a manlet. Which Dragon Ball character should I look up to instead? I’m 6’1
On one hand, Goku is a hero.
On the other hand, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't really want one anymore. I'm realizing that all I ever wanted to do is bust a nut, and I don't like 95% of women. They're all the same and on the same bullshit.
>They're all the same
How would you know incel.
Mother, friend's girlfriends, and above all female coworkers.
You're such an incel that you don't even realize why that's so obviously retarded.
>Interact with women
>Realize I don't like them
>Some roastie says that's wrong and refuses to elaborate
Don't care, still fucking AZN massage girls and disregarding women as people. Maybe try thinking instead of just following the herd and being scared of acting any different from the rest and I'll respect you.
and this is why you will die alone and it will take a momth until anyone notices
Maybe you can change my mind if you post DEM TITTAYYYYS
Dubs and this guy dies due aids.
> And Thus Satan has spoken.
Shall die of Aids.
AZN massage parlor is closed due to AIDS
I'm already married so I will roll for you guys
dubs and i get my crush even though friendzoned in the end.
Dubs and only I get a gf
3 last are all odds and you three die as virgins.
Singles and we all make it
top kek, HH
Lmao fuck, rerollan, please don't bless me again Onkel Hitler
>tfw you get cockblocked by Uncle Adolf
dubs and OP's mother gets raped by a pack of morons tonight
I'm here to save the thread.
Digits and I sacrifice myself getting a gf so you all can get a gf
If you don't want to do it, I will.
It's too late for me, anyway...
This is real anon, it happens to me all the time. All the fucking time.
I'm feeling lucky
Rolling. Please give me a blonde one.
double it and give it to the next person
not gonna happen
based. Gotta start losing some weight. Do you all know a good appetite suppressant? I finally learned about the ECA stack last august or so, and got down from 250 obese, to about 210, about 6 foot so im not 4'11 tripple chin. But had been busy with school and ignored my health and ballooned from 180 to 250 in the covid era.
Ended the year at 210 ish last year, and got a high falooting software dev job in January, but my car blew out in the 2nd week of january, started taking the train, and now im around 235. I wanna just get back to 180 and float between there and 200 forever.
saw some shit like semaglutide, but need prescription, and ephedrine just doesnt do it anymore. Also I got insurance now and apparently I can just do whatever it seems and charge it all to the company. So do you bros think of any use cases of free medical shit thats actually good quality to go get on a bunch of nice brain/hormone boosting shit?
Have you tried not eating?
Digits and I die painlessly in my sleep this year, in return granting everyone in this thread gfs.
Rolling for this but instead of a gf everyone gets a bf.
if I don't get a gf in the next 2 years then I'll join the military
Look I know these are meme threads but I literally don't think there is any hope for me. I look average, I have a life but I never meet any girls. I don't know any that I'm not related to. I go to university, there are maybe 5 women in my courses and 200 men. There is only one course with half half ratio and only guys go to any of the things so there is no opportunity to talk to women. I'm 19, it's never going to fucking change at this rate. I literally spend months at a time not talking to women besides my mum. There is nowhere I can talk to them.
It's over. It always was.
you sweet summer child. I'm 25. the ride never ends. drugs are the only thing preventing me from ending it.
Try being 45 dicky, it's a whole new dimension of over
If get, this anon gets himself together and finds a gf
Checked, don't give up hope
University events, great place to meet women on campus, especially bar events if your school has one. You need to look beyond your course to meet people, espevially if it's something to do with computers
it gets worse.
If you're an IT course like me there is obviously very few females in there. Numbnuts, you can't bet on females within male focused courses man. Get a job at a restaurant or something where you don't care about getting fired or something. Start talking to female co workers there. Start going to events for your school. Start participating in a group online. Do something that requires outside influence. First off though, you must enjoy the event in the first place. If you don't, you will not view it as worth to keep attending even if minutely. Don't be pessimistic when you're not even done with college yet numbnuts.
Yea I'm doing engineering. I do have time constraints because of work load so working is off the table for me. I am going to try to go to events when I can for certain clubs but I am from Australia, meeting people at university is the exception rather than the norm. Nobody lives there and a club might do something once or twice a semester if you're lucky.
>Start participating in a group online
I'm going to have to ask what you mean by that exactly. Nothing comes to mind for me when you say that.
>First off though, you must enjoy the event in the first place. If you don't, you will not view it as worth to keep attending even if minutely
That's always a problem, though for a lot of it I'll never know until I try. You have stuff like pub crawls but they aren't exactly conductive to meeting anybody and nor are they fun. So I'm just sticking to any smaller events I can find. Thanks for the advice
It's unironically true, I'm 25, I was 19, same shit like you. Nothing changed, I'm sorry to inform you. Its over for us. Cope whatever way you can, don't torture yourself with being depressed or sad, it's self inflicted pain, just try to think about anything else, anything that even give you a slight joy or hope.
Also I failed that uni cuz covid, then tried again another shit, more than half class are women yet I barely spoke to them and never befriended any of them. I literally barely hung out with other 3 dudes that also are like me. Its hopeless anon, sadly it is.
Bros I have a question. What did it mean when my girlfriend told me that she was a tomboy until she met me?
digits and we all make it
too late for me. im 26, its only single mothers and divorcees from here on out
Try being 31, friend.
Nowadays I have lots of female attention from women my age, but they are all undesirable.
I think anime and manga rot my brain.
It's not too late for you. If you watch that, stop now.
My friend dated a 17 year old at that age, you most likely abused your body so you look old.
If digits you all get buttsex'd in the shower by a gigabro roid drinker in a way that not even fagnons would enjoy. Or if 7 you'll get a boner
dubs and i get sex with hot latina
Digits and I ask this girl who Is a friend to be my girlfriend by the end of the month
Thank god I don't think I could take the embarrassment of rejection atm
Rolling for you
Digits and I will do the same with this friend who I made out with last night that I’ve been madly in love with for years now.
rollin for whatever comes my way
There is no hope for me other than gains
rollin' rollin' rollin'
thicc Asian shawty?
pls give me a new gf
rollin for you
Its ok i got him
Digits and it cancel out every other get itt
rolling for bf
I like being single tho, actually have more than 10 grand in the bank again.
I know I will get digits but I am unsure if this is the correct life path
thank god. THe fire will keep burning. Yaldabaoth won't slay me
Got a first date with a girl tomorrow that seems promising, rolling for the confidence boost.
Rolling for you. Be courageous for us that are not.
i want everyone to be as miserable as i am
I have a gf but rolling for my life finally settling down a bit this year
rolling for you m8
I don't see it happening. I'm an unfuckable man and the only thing women want from me is to die.
I don't want one because I don't deserve it 'til I'm not fat.
>t. 22% bf, 85 kg, 180 cm, 6.5" pencil dick
rolling for eternal happiness
Can I get my dream job this year if I work and study hard enough please God
Plz plz plz plz plz
digits and OP stops being a fag and does his pushups + WAGMI
REROLLING FOR BOYFRIEND PLEASE GOD I SWEAR
rolling for thicc (but not fat) black gf
im definetly getting a gf this year. This year getting to know a good enough woman will be my top priority for the first time of my life
The numbers don't lie, Mason
Meh I just doubt theres gonna be such an opportunity, though I wish. Let me see
Rolling for a big booty gf
not going to happen
I'm too poor anon to even travel to get bug gf. I could make money if I got my head out of my ass and started to really work on those trading algos. Yet its the 4th day of me fapping from noon to dawn only when I sleep I don't fap. I'm too far dead inside, even if I see hope and a way to exit the hell, I just don't even care, I'm too far gone, I would rather just rot until things gets so worse so I can have finally the perfect justification to finally kill myself.
if singles those who deserve it get gf in the next 3 months
>tfw no gf for bunch o years
Take my wife! Please!
O magic dice magic dice
By the way things are
Do I even deserve one
digits and we start deserving it
i need a wife not a gf bros.
this is the year bros
8 is the number for peace, serenity
8+ 8= 16
1+6 = 7
7 is a holy number
god is love
christ please in allah
Repeating Arabic numerals and everyone in this thread who has singles will never get laid again
Dubs and I'll fuck my crush this month and lose my KV status
I asked her to be my gf and she said that she liked me but that we we didn't know each other for long enough.
pls god i want a girl to spend the summer with
Digits and i get anal later tho
Digits and the studying pays off
This is the quads of truth. Stop lifting. Stop going to the gym. Give up. It's hopeless. She will never love you. Your parents will never look at you with respect or adoration. Society will continue you ignore you. Why even try?
Seven and I actually go to gym
Digits are a sequence of primes without counting the 0 and we all make it.
i don't want a gf but will take the digits of someone else that does want one
rolling. if i get digits, all anons here get gf too.
May Herakles guide my digits
Witness true the relationship.
But I don't want a gf I like dating multiple girls at once
I want to believe
rolling for my gf (male)
mmmm better not be 33
singles and everyone ITT dies alone
I don't think I even want a gf with my current finance and mood
cope: the post
So we aren't getting gfs?
17cm-18cm Long, don’t know what circumference but had a lesbian tell me that my dick made her want to fuck guys again
dubs and i die instantly
rolling to naturally combust by the hand of god