Do all things containing caffeine (tea, kola nuts etc. ) raise your cortisol levels or is it just coffee?

Do all things containing caffeine (tea, kola nuts etc. ) raise your cortisol levels or is it just coffee?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shh not yet anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok, now we can continue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/RvGlWkS.jpg

      Do all things containing caffeine (tea, kola nuts etc. ) raise your cortisol levels or is it just coffee?

      Hey bucko, anything can raise your cortisol levels, even being afraid when a gal is talkin’ to (You) like I know you are, Anon. Study biology a little bit while drinking some good black coffee.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't increase cortisol that's just fags blaming the coffee when in reality it's the fasting that's spiking their cortisol. If you have coffee with food you'll notice a lot less "stressful" reaction and most likely a more calming reaction.
    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0014579306007538

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass alert! fucking retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time I'm reading that IF increases cortisol. Is there any specific fasting time intervals that should be avoided?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taken hostage by caffeine. I legitimately quit all sources for two months and felt like shit the whole time with no signs of improving. The second I sipped a cuppa again the fire of life came back into me. The devil has me in his grasp.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just might be depressed, I usually quit coffe in 2-3 days
      >t.daily addict

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro, it took me maybe a week or two to feel normal again after quitting 2-3 cups/day. i quit for like a year. now i'm back on the liquid garden gnome 🙂 just 1 cup a day, I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is one of those things I wouldn't give up even if it was actively killing my gains

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not anon? Is it that good? All i get from caffeine is heavy breathing, shortness of breath, and a lack of sleep.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like you're bitch made.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Says the caffeine addict. You need your productivity juice to function, i dont. So it is you who is bitch made.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't "need" it and often do without.
            I'm thinking you're bitch made to be so sensitive to it. Like the "hyper" kids who couldn't have any sugar because of how greatly it impacted them.

  5. 2 months ago
    kek

    for me? it's yaupon holly

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the anti coffeefags? As far as I know coffee is extremely good for the gains, plus if you Know, you can prepare some extremely tasty cup; delicious and fills you with energy, what's not to love?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being dependant on caffeine. Needing caffeine to feel "normal". Messing with your sleep and quality of sleep. Messing with your apetite.
      Do you want me to continue?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think it's pure correlation; I've never experienced any of that symptoms and I am a daily drinker. But I don't have any sources, only my personal experience.

  7. 2 months ago
    kek

    >2022
    >Doesn't smoke cigarettes

    Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

    >b-but it kills you

    And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

    >it's addicting!!!

    It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

    >it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

    Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      >Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to man alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on the marrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you remind me what happened to Prometheus afterwards?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was chained up and tortured for eons until Herakles rescued him, all because he loved mankind. What a bro, let's enjoy his gift to us

    • 2 months ago
      kek

      shit. sorry lads meant for >

      [...]

      . point still stands

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT fags misunderstanding cortisol when it's required for any alertness

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