Do gym couples infuriate you?

Do gym couples infuriate you?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a girl squeeze her boyfriend's taint/asshole today. Made me wonder if he's the type of moron to post in the pegging thread.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lucky guy, imagine not using the male g spot

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in a gym couple except I can do 1/2/3/3.5 and she's a cardio bunny. Stay mad nogf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will go to your gym and 2/3/4/5 and rape ur gf in front of you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bring it bitch, I'll rape you first

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No u wont
        In the modern world you will never reproduce without female preference you fat larping ogre

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry twink this is real life. The disgusting ogre gets your oneitis. Back to looksmaxxing & discordgayry LMAO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bring it bitch, I'll rape you first

        IST love story

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in a gym couple as well, I didn’t fail for the body building meme and stuck to otter but I do love watching all the roid trannies rage when I come bu and kiss her after theyve been creepily staring T her for 5 minutes just to mark my territory. Truly the best mog

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea
      your girls smiling at people when you’re not looking and cucking you. Pointing her visible pussy at people. Stop trusting women you muppet. She thinks she’s winning twice because she’s cucking you and the guys she’s eye fucking lmao. there’s a girl who did this at my gym. She talks to me when her boyfriend isn’t there. I fucked her mouth eventually.
      good luck tho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you did bud

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah? well I don’t believe you even HAVE a girlfriend so I win

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I knew I was right; you’re a kissless virgin and it’s painfully obvious even through a few sentences of your typing on a bootleg cambodian friend simulator ;^)

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not being funny mate but you’re the one who confirmed you’re a cuck so you’re not in a strong position

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is it my embarrassingly old virgin? Am i a cuck or do i not have a gf? Make up your mind bud

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is it my embarrassingly old virgin? Am i a cuck or do i not have a gf? Make up your mind bud

                STOP IT! Both of you! You’re tearing this board APART!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incel with a cuckold fetish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What porn does to a mf

          samefag cope still sitting there thinking about it lmao. The only reason I know you responded is cause my app notifys my phone. Id bet cash you’re still sitting there on your computer refreshing the thread kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What porn does to a mf

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care about others. I keep my head down and mind my own fucking business and you should too you whiny moron

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couples at the gym are just wasting time. No way you are doing the same program as your girlfriend unless she is an ugly bitch with man shoulders, everyone just does their desired exercises by themselves unless they are just socializing on yoga mats or some garbage.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about the highschoolers standing around the fucking benches either as I just go up and tell them to move.
    I somewhat vaguely recall a good 10 years ago I was trialling a gym when I moved houses and there was a couple. The skinny no lift guy said some shit to me about the bench I was about to go on is also his bench for a different set and I told him to fuck off. He got huffy then laid back on his bench, put a dumbbell to his forehead and started lifting his neck up and down. That was some twilight zone shit, his gf tried to act like nothing happened if I remember rightly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK fucking what? if I wasn't on a phone i'd MS paint this

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem with people who spend the whole time in front of the mirror to flex and take selfies. I don't need the mirror after all.
    I only get annoyed by dumb cunts doing 500 repetitions of their ass exercise and blocking the machine for everyone else.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only hate when they fuck in the bathroom stall while I need to take a massive shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just shit on the floor?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a bad luck (when it comes to shitting) and probably shit on my legs or something. I once rushed to the women’s bathroom and this girl was doing her makeup so I yelled “EVACUATION!”, she packed her stuff and left and I proceeded to take a shit. I’ve never returned.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DPZBPMQ.gif

        I only hate when they fuck in the bathroom stall while I need to take a massive shit.

        Shit in your hand, yell "DANGER CLOSE" and overhand scoop the shit into the stall. Obviously.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MEnKLhy.png

      Why not just shit on the floor?

      shit in a 1 litre Ziploc bag, put a rubber band or something over the button of a spay on deodorant, throw it into the bag as well, quickly seal the bag, toss it into the bathroom and yell "GRENADE OUT"

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I’ve got nothing against gym couples. The only time I’m really ever annoyed is when they decide to lift together and they take up too much time at the bench or squat rack and constantly change the weight for each other after each set. Please, just use dumbbells or machines together don’t take the rack or bench.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I do this all the time. 4 plates on, 3 plates off. Stay mad bub.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god you don’t go to my gym, I’d cave your skull in with my bare hands and cum in the brain matter leaking out of your skull you useless vulture. Then I’d swing the barbell at your gfs C3 and effectively decapitate her. Try me pussy boy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you prefer we take up two racks? Resting five minutes between sets the difference is like 30 minutes for one person vs maybe 31 minutes with a couple sharing a rack. A whole 60 seconds.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love gym couples because it's not rude to openly stare at them unlike normal women
    One time the guy came up to me and said "what are you looking at" but he laughed and walked away when I said "you two get a room already lovebirds"
    Since then I openly stare at his gf when he's around and he just does this smug grin, best thing is she wears these thin leggings and you can see right through her crotch when she does squats

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate couples who sit next to each other at restaurants instead of across from each other.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they’re annoying and take up equipment

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people I dislike in the gym are the boomers who take up a bunch of space to do nothing.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like seeing those few couples losing weight together. I got a gym bro started at 300 down to 240lb. His gf was feeling inadequate and started lifting everyday.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He thinks a 200lb row is heavy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s elite for a redditor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s elite for a redditor

      A 200lb strict Pendlay row for reps is good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know damn well he's not doing strict pendlays

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol some zoomer girl and guy got in trouble at my gym for PDA and the guy is a skinny lanklet and the girl looks like she doesn't work out much either.

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