Do gym couples infuriate you?

Do gym couples infuriate you?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a girl squeeze her boyfriend's taint/butthole today. Made me wonder if he's the type of Black person to post in the pegging thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lucky guy, imagine not using the male g spot

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in a gym couple except I can do 1/2/3/3.5 and she's a cardio bunny. Stay mad nogf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will go to your gym and 2/3/4/5 and rape ur gf in front of you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bring it b***h, I'll rape you first

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No u wont
        In the modern world you will never reproduce without female preference you fat larping ogre

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry twink this is real life. The disgusting ogre gets your oneitis. Back to looksmaxxing & discordhomosexualry LMAO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bring it b***h, I'll rape you first

        IST love story

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in a gym couple as well, I didn’t fail for the body building meme and stuck to otter but I do love watching all the roid trannies rage when I come bu and kiss her after theyve been creepily staring T her for 5 minutes just to mark my territory. Truly the best mog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea
      your girls smiling at people when you’re not looking and cucking you. Pointing her visible pussy at people. Stop trusting women you muppet. She thinks she’s winning twice because she’s cucking you and the guys she’s eye fricking lmao. there’s a girl who did this at my gym. She talks to me when her boyfriend isn’t there. I fricked her mouth eventually.
      good luck tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you did bud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah? well I don’t believe you even HAVE a girlfriend so I win

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I knew I was right; you’re a kissless virgin and it’s painfully obvious even through a few sentences of your typing on a bootleg cambodian friend simulator ;^)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not being funny mate but you’re the one who confirmed you’re a cuck so you’re not in a strong position

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is it my embarrassingly old virgin? Am i a cuck or do i not have a gf? Make up your mind bud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is it my embarrassingly old virgin? Am i a cuck or do i not have a gf? Make up your mind bud

                STOP IT! Both of you! You’re tearing this board APART!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Incel with a cuckold fetish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What porn does to a mf

          samegay cope still sitting there thinking about it lmao. The only reason I know you responded is cause my app notifys my phone. Id bet cash you’re still sitting there on your computer refreshing the thread kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What porn does to a mf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care about others. I keep my head down and mind my own fricking business and you should too you whiny little b***h

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couples at the gym are just wasting time. No way you are doing the same program as your girlfriend unless she is an ugly b***h with man shoulders, everyone just does their desired exercises by themselves unless they are just socializing on yoga mats or some garbage.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about the highschoolers standing around the fricking benches either as I just go up and tell them to move.
    I somewhat vaguely recall a good 10 years ago I was trialling a gym when I moved houses and there was a couple. The skinny no lift guy said some shit to me about the bench I was about to go on is also his bench for a different set and I told him to frick off. He got huffy then laid back on his bench, put a dumbbell to his forehead and started lifting his neck up and down. That was some twilight zone shit, his gf tried to act like nothing happened if I remember rightly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KEK fricking what? if I wasn't on a phone i'd MS paint this

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem with people who spend the whole time in front of the mirror to flex and take selfies. I don't need the mirror after all.
    I only get annoyed by dumb c**ts doing 500 repetitions of their ass exercise and blocking the machine for everyone else.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only hate when they frick in the bathroom stall while I need to take a massive shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just shit on the floor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have a bad luck (when it comes to shitting) and probably shit on my legs or something. I once rushed to the women’s bathroom and this girl was doing her makeup so I yelled “EVACUATION!”, she packed her stuff and left and I proceeded to take a shit. I’ve never returned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DPZBPMQ.gif

        I only hate when they frick in the bathroom stall while I need to take a massive shit.

        Shit in your hand, yell "DANGER CLOSE" and overhand scoop the shit into the stall. Obviously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MEnKLhy.png

      Why not just shit on the floor?

      shit in a 1 litre Ziploc bag, put a rubber band or something over the button of a spay on deodorant, throw it into the bag as well, quickly seal the bag, toss it into the bathroom and yell "GRENADE OUT"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I’ve got nothing against gym couples. The only time I’m really ever annoyed is when they decide to lift together and they take up too much time at the bench or squat rack and constantly change the weight for each other after each set. Please, just use dumbbells or machines together don’t take the rack or bench.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I do this all the time. 4 plates on, 3 plates off. Stay mad bub.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god you don’t go to my gym, I’d cave your skull in with my bare hands and cum in the brain matter leaking out of your skull you useless vulture. Then I’d swing the barbell at your gfs C3 and effectively decapitate her. Try me pussy boy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would you prefer we take up two racks? Resting five minutes between sets the difference is like 30 minutes for one person vs maybe 31 minutes with a couple sharing a rack. A whole 60 seconds.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love gym couples because it's not rude to openly stare at them unlike normal women
    One time the guy came up to me and said "what are you looking at" but he laughed and walked away when I said "you two get a room already lovebirds"
    Since then I openly stare at his gf when he's around and he just does this smug grin, best thing is she wears these thin leggings and you can see right through her crotch when she does squats

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate couples who sit next to each other at restaurants instead of across from each other.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they’re annoying and take up equipment

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only people I dislike in the gym are the boomers who take up a bunch of space to do nothing.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like seeing those few couples losing weight together. I got a gym bro started at 300 down to 240lb. His gf was feeling inadequate and started lifting everyday.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He thinks a 200lb row is heavy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s elite for a redditor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s elite for a redditor

      A 200lb strict Pendlay row for reps is good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know damn well he's not doing strict pendlays

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol some zoomer girl and guy got in trouble at my gym for PDA and the guy is a skinny lanklet and the girl looks like she doesn't work out much either.

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