Do I just have a fat pig mentality, or is this clearly a meal for one? I could easily eat this for lunch or dinner.
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Do I just have a fat pig mentality, or is this clearly a meal for one? I could easily eat this for lunch or dinner.
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Nah that's about right for a normal sized american
>normal sized american
no such thing
normal is a statistical distribution, there must always be a normal.
maybe as an appetizer…
even then it needs a couple more sodas
and no ranch? gross
I too used to have this mentality. It took a while for me to not eat until I got full.
You are a fat c**t that thinks eating disgusting amounts of food is a badge of honour. People like you have nothing else in their life and think others are impressed. We're not
a reasonable amount of food for one person, i'd say?
would actually kill that in under 30 minutes though i'm a big hungry dude, leave out the carbonated goy syrup
Rate moi pizza
I can’t even identify a single topping
Semen
Looks like buffalo chicken and ranch dressing
looks p good, tho you don't probably need the dressing drizzled on top unless you're bulking
Why did you cum on it?
2/5 too much going on
Picrel is oven me and dad built and then pizza we made, best pizza I’ve eaten tbh
Bread looks great and the amount of mozzarella is good, but what's the yellow stuff swimming on top?
>choo choo! I'm a gay little train, here to deliver your pizza
looks very greasy but delicious
That's three, maybe four meals.
1)Tendies+fries
2)Double cheese + some fries + slaw
3)Tendieburger + fries
4)Bacon fries and carne
Flammkuche/10
Vesuvio/10
Are those the frozen strips of kebab? 7/10, saved by the tandoori chicken
>All that food is good for you
>pshh soda? Don't you know that that's unhealthy? Those calories could go into more of this sloppa
I would say without any hesitation that all of that is unhealthy. Unless you were able to get a lettuce piece not covered in heaps of sugar sauce and oil.
most of that is food though, corn syrup is industrial grade food-concentrate. not too worried about the bbq sauce or nacho cheese.
also if someone were to remind me how much canola oil was used to cook it i'd probably pass, 100% all fine to eat if it's cooked with olive oil. which it's not. but i'm a big hungry dude.
>leave out the carbonated goy syrup
Black person that's the least of your problems
proof americans are born to be fat and severely moronic
>oh yeah, all that shit tier meat, grotesque """"cheese"""" and goyslopsauce full of carbs, that is some good food man
>but a can of coke? MUH GOY SYRUP
Lmao, you're a certified fatass.
I never believed I would see the "but with a diet coke please, I'm on a diet" meme with my own eyes.
I'm 143 pounds
I just like to eat
You too, height/weight, cough it up.
6'7" 250lbs
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You are abnormal in size and therefore appetite, this is not a normal one person meal.
Don't get me wrong I'm jealous as frick.
i could finish this with ease and im 160 at 5'9"
Lies.
Hi Bob
I’m guessing ~5000 calories
Skip the sauces and toppings and you can cut it down to half that
I've eaten this much in one sitting but get away with it by doing that
But then it tastes like shit
i can crush the burgers and sandiwchies in less than 5m, the chicken in 2m then mix all the fries up and give me another 8m, that's a 15m meal for me and i'll have room for desert brah! also this is clearly european/britbong you can see the metric label on the coke, so people calling us amerilards phat.... lul
Nice cope. Everyone knows bongs and euros are fat.
4500-5000 is about my guess too…the typical sized meal for a trumplard
That's a fat pig amount of food, but I could totally down that if I was deciding to be a fat piece of shit on a recovery day or something.
looks solid but ditch the goysyrup bottom right and whatever that cheese mess is bottom left.
that's a meal for 2 people
i'm both of them.
Maybe two pigs. That's a 3-4 person meal
but theres only one soda. clearly a meal for one.
That's a relatively small amount for one person I'd say?
Not nearly enough coke to wash down all that sloppa
Good for an rectal colapse
lmao. that's only 1900 calories if you take the coke out, i can have this twice a day bc im bulking
but personally id have some more veggies cuz i would like to get vitamins in
>1900 calories
No it is fricking not
Try doubling that at least
You have fat brain mentality. That can easily feed me for a whole day.
>easily
what the frick anon. is this how people become like boogie 2988? rolling btw
As a fatass myself, I could probably eat this entire meal at dinner if the last time I ate was at lunch the previous day. Would need to have a bigger drink then the can of coke though.
>I could easily eat this for lunch or dinner.
i could too, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.
I couldn't finish one of those hamburgers in a sitting, that's enough shit to feed me for like 3 days.
Obese fricking amerilard
What the frick man I can't even recognise this as food it's a mass of beige slop. Fix your life this isn't fit for human consumption
its goyfeed for americattle
How many calories are in that shit?
About 900-1,000
account for the vegetables which have more digestion energy. that maybe takes off 50-100 calories you can have this meal 3x a day
I think the cheese has boiled the calories out so you can also remove that from the equitation
moron there's 1000 calories in the fries
???? they're vegtables though
>What is oil?
no it ISN'T:
burger is 250 calories (and has vegetables, negates beef fat)
chicken sandwich 200 calories (veruy lean all proteins)
wings 200 calories (very lean all proteins)
pulled pork 150 calories (its very lean all proteins)
vegetables don't count
sauces dont have calories theyre just water
800 calories
really? i love cheese this is awesome
you have absolutely no idea how to count or estimate calories
this is why you're 350 lbs
0/10 bait. But I wish you believed this in earnest
>sauces dont have calories theyre just water
Only if boiled to boil out the calories. You can do this with cheese and one other thing I recall is brownies but I never make that myself so...
More like picrel x8
It would be a big meal but I could split it between lunch and dinner. It would really be pigging out though. If you're eating like this frequently you're either a fat bastard, on steroids, or 7 feet tall
It's a meal for the dumpster. But I'd be able to destroy that easily.
I could crush this on a bulk but I doubt I would want to eat anything else for the rest of the day
What the frick is that, looks disgusting.
>all that food
>only one drink
>drink
there’s no drink there, only liquid candy.
I might eat this if I divided it for the entire day. This shit bloats my stomach and it starts to hurt. So yes you're a fatty
That's about a month of dinner for me if I ate fat which I don't. How can you eat this shit? I wouldn't even want the grease touching my hands. Nevermind in my mouth, throat, stomach, or even my anus. No wonder everybody is fat.
What a waste of quads.
replace that sad 1 can of coke with a 2 liters of diet coke and that's a perfect 6pm to midnight meal
That's too much for one meal but I could probably do that in a day. The fries would probably get cold and gross though.
that'll last you for about a week
What kind of dyel little skinny b***hes can't even eat that? Lol
That's nearly a week's worth of food my guy
You are a small woman or beta man if you cannot eat this.
This is clearly a "could" meal for one, but not a "should" meal for one. That burger is ~650 kcal, the chicken sarnie is like ~450, the tenders are ~4-600 depending on how sweet the sauce is, the cheesy cannibal meat is like ~500 kcal (the cheese sauce is over 100 kcal alone), and the pulled pork is probably another ~450 kcal. Depending on how dressing wet the Slaw is, that could be ~100 kcal or ~400, but it looks to be nice and dry, so we'll say 200kcal, the coke is ~160kcal, and the bed of chips is like ~900-~1100 depending on how they were coated and how hot the oil was.
This is right around 4000 kcalories, but if I was getting lunch at like 2 PM on a day I just had tea for breakfast, I COULD eat it, I just shouldn't.
Honestly, if anything it would be a struggle due to the limited amount of coke, a second can to help wash this all down would make me more likely to finish the box, not less.
This isn't even a meal. This is just a picture for the internet
It's just so perfect...plus about a pint or so of vodka and a pint of beer.
Day one of /fast/ and I feel like shit after some green tea and a cigarette. Would love to chow that right now. Only had a Pizza yesterday for OMAD.
I don't believe you're fit.
I know I'm fit, and I wouldn't even attempt to eat that. It's repellant. It would make me ill.
Jesus Christ ya put the coke right in there on the food you animal
6/10 frickit enjoy
>That coke
Even if you've never heard of thermodynamics you should know not to do that.
Maybe if you eat it for lunch and dinner.
That’s clearly an appetiser? I find the implication that you think this little food could constitute a whole meal even for a child quite terrifying.
for me, it's the munchie box
I'm 162 lbs at 9% body fat and I could eat that without even needing a drink. I could probably eat that much at least twice a day and be picking at the box for bits of cheese or missed bacon bits an hour later because I'm hungry again. There's nothing abnormal about being able to eat 2-4 lbs of food in a sitting we just don't normally allow ourselves to because we know the satisfaction is short lived and not worth it.
Why does this thread have 80 replies?
Making fun of europoors and skinny manlet morons that can't eat big.
IST is filled with obese people trying to larp as being 150lbs. Like someone will post a McChicken and you'll get 8 responses seething and crying their pussies out about it when statistically at least 80% of those responders are obese. If you actually lift or even just a healthy weight, you know you can eat junk occasionally and be fine. Only fat people think it takes this monk like discipline to maintain anything less than 30% bodyfat.
>Height/weight
It's already a decent amount by volume but on top of that it's also very calorically dense
No fries and twice as much coleslaw for me. I could easily chomp that down after working a saturday in my garden.
Anyone else here able to eat an ungodly amount of food and never get full? I could easily eat 10k cals of goyslop a day and im not even a fatty
Yeah, it's just being young and having a fast metabolism and being relatively active, having good habits.
omad?
This is bare minimum two OMADs. Probably around 6k calories there.
I hope your joking, Joe Bob.
i could live 4 days from that
I just want to meet a girl who looks like picrel and wants to share munchy boxes with me every night.
this is at least a 2-person meal, possibly even 3 if none of you are particularly hungry. i COULD eat this whole thing, but it'd probably be all of my calories for the day, maybe a protein shake a couple hours later.
If I just ate the two burgers and had half the fries and the can of coke, could I get away with it for a 1700 calorie OMAD?
All food could be a meal for one, given enough time.
I could probably finish at most half of this on after a 24h fast