Do I look too muscular for a job interview?

Do I look too muscular for a job interview?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wrinkled shirt
    >nobelt
    >autism fist
    Ngmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist
      Gone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also tie is too high. It should touch the buckle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in screecap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist
      Holy shit, it makes perfect sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist
      frick, is this a thing?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look pretty good, but make sure you get a belt.

      >autism fist

      Yeah, I can identify with and empathize with that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I kek'd hard. Then I heard "autism fist" in my head 10 minutes later and kek'd even harder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP on suicide watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist
      What’s that? Oh no have I been doing it?
      Is this how people know?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fist

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wiener interview

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a swole ass waiter

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're better off with a darker color shirt and a belt.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but you're dressed like shit, so there's that.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need a belt and a shirt garter bro. Otherwise you loom good

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what was the reason behind making this image and then posting it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is the background from the novel abotu dude going underground, and finding the tunnel, and flying aliens and shit
      and vril
      that vril
      vril society

      My memory is so good, I'm going to jerk off right NOW

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks fine just get a belt (black or brown)

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a blue shirt and a navy suit instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he needs a navy suit for war

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm. Hard to tell for sure from that pic. Gonna need to see your wiener bro before I can give an honest answer.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you look like a 23 year old interviewing for a """financial advisor""" job at edward jones. learn how to dress, and this is coming from a slob.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looking good, you handsome devil you

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please look up how to tuck a shirt. And buy a fitting one for the next time.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Ah, sorry. We don't hire roiders. We want people who are willing to work."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how will they ever recover

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      roidbros…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TRENNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consider a bigger shirt and wearing your pants actually up higher at your waist with a belt. Remember work shirts / dress shirts are shirts you are supposed to be comfortable wearing all day while you work in them. You look jacked and being in shape will help you get any job imo - but people will be able to tell how huge you are even in a slightly more comfortable outfit. You are probably competing with lardasses. Also undershirt if you aren't already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm losing my mind, I can't remember the name of the work with the dude kidnapping the chick. What is the non-garfed version? I thought it was the Rape of a Sabine Woman but it's not. Is it the Rape of Persephone?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thank you fellow cultured anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tasteful belly. man, they could sculpt back then.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you're dressed like a child going to church

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your tie needs to touch the belt (mid-point preferred). If not, you will look like Alec Baldwin in The Departed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not going for that overworked upper management aesthetic
      NGMI

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey this guy looks like he’s going for the overworked upper body look

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The combo of cheap, ill fitting shirt, and SHIT tie, and big sausage fingers, just scream low social status / manual laborer

    you need to fix your shit ASAP

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need a better fitting shirt.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow anon, you are literally me. Mired physique.
    a couple tips to be well dressed:
    >iron your shirt
    >make sure the shirt has sharp collar, not "wide collar" (makes you look like a fat slob)
    >wear a belt
    >wear a watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your suit fits you terribly you look bad but your body looks good
      try visiting a real tailor who will show you what clothes actually fit you because whatever cut you're wearing is not designed for such fit people
      also you're dressed so mutedly it screams weakness and juvenility show some character with your dress i mean slightly navy pants and a vaguely tartan tie is as beige as you could be short of a grey tie
      as a big guy you have a big canvas and you need to use it

      ironing wont fix the simple fact that it doesn't fit him whatsoever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what a homosexual gayest post on IST and they regularly post troony hypnosis tier shit here m8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        facts

        I can't think of a single environment where dressing like this would be appropriate.

        there's a galleon hiring new pirates at the bay

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a belt and bring your tie down to it.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not but you look like babbys first prom in middle school

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you look too moronic for a job interview. your outfit will make people think you are an butthole. get an under shirt and dont make your shirt fit too tight. people will still be able to see you are big dont worry.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro why get an S? No one likes show offs, unless the recruiter is a woman with the taste of a gay man

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a fancy sweater. Don't show off gains, looking like a meathead is a bad look in interviews.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all. A male will look at you and think of how they could use your strong body for their own benefit and a female would probably be attracted a little bit and that would compel them to be nice to you for a chance.

    Looking good eventually becomes like a passive power.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Life is easier when you're fit, even in social interactions.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ties are so fricking tacky I’m 90% sure it’s some sick submissive humiliation ritual being forced to wear one
    The majority of office/professional dress wear looks like shit and the only style I like isn’t office wear but yacht/trust fund kid attire

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sleeves way too small

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, you look like a homosexual manlet pretending he's holding invisible briefcases to make up for his b***h boy back lol lmao

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do burgers really do the whole tie and suit thing for interviews?

    This better be a bank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the industry. a button up and some slacks will be fine for most interviews

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never interviewed in anything other than a tuxedo. I’m also a butler by trade so do with that information what you will

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >butler by trade
        Interdasting. Where do you do butlering? What's it like? How did you come to be a butler?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >career interview
      yes
      >job interview
      no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stories from the past:
        >In the future slaves dress themselves up instead of being dressed up by their masters. They figured out a way to groom them without even being there. The slaves were oblivious to the consequences of their actions. They would compete against one another to do a chore or task for the master of the estate. Those that got to serve would take pride and hold it over the other slaves that remained with their free time.

        It's ultimately a yes and no situation.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You look absolutely fricking ridiculous

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright so I took some of your advice.

    -lost the bland tie
    -tucked my shirt better
    -went for a more casual look

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      top kek! I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      idk anon i think original mightve been better but im no pro. what is your bodyweight and lifts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We know you are fat anon it's ok

      https://i.imgur.com/ZwFiKPp.jpg

      Ties are so fricking tacky I’m 90% sure it’s some sick submissive humiliation ritual being forced to wear one
      The majority of office/professional dress wear looks like shit and the only style I like isn’t office wear but yacht/trust fund kid attire

      >pic related
      >it's how you actually look irl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I just look like some normal white kid
        What did he mean by this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          people who post all this preppy leanfa and also sexcore fa shit look like weedy ugly teenagers irl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you put a sweater on under your dress shirt?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha you are surely jesting, right OP? This somehow looks even worse. Why don't you just follow the advice actually posted ITT?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you look fine, but your arms are busting out of that shirt. Get a shirt that's a bigger size, or wear a coat with this. Also maybe don't flex throughout the interview

      Keep the tie. Even if it turns out to be a more casual work environment, it's better to be overdressed for the interview than underdressed. I agree with the others saying it should be longer. You don't have to buy a new one, just tie the knot further along so it sits longer. The color is fine.

      Good luck anon!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest, the dress shirt and tie look tacky by themselves. Absolutely do not do the second pic. I think your best bet is to throw a nice sweater over everything like picrel. Emphasis on nice sweater, not something too casual or ragged.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, a sweater in winter months looks very clean and professional and makes you look mature

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is a good look and with your body anon you could pull it off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin them ogre hands.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you applying for a job at grinder?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mhxSLoe.jpg

      So what do I do? My tie is shit so I can’t wear it, my shirt is too tight so I need to loosen it. I don’t own a belt. I was thinking of wearing my shirt like a ghillie shirt and throwing a jacket over the top.

      Id give you a job working on my peepee

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you look like a romanian pimp
      all you need is a thin golden cross on your neck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there are tears in my eyes
      you cant be fricking serious

      in case youre actually just autistic, button up your shirt, get a belt, id prob get a better fitting shirt if i were you, ideally get a sportscoat
      i think the sweater recommendation that another anon gave you is the best bet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf put on an undershirt. I wouldn’t hire you simply for showing your disgusting chest pubes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, hairy chests disgust men and are not attractive to women. You should wax your chest. Only that way you will actually become charismatic and not creepy with the unclosed top button

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sex.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude put on a belt what the frick lmao
      Who tucks a shirt without a belt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And clean your mirror Christ dude

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you dress like a 12 year old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he does not

      https://i.imgur.com/kuARdMg.jpg

      Alright so I took some of your advice.

      -lost the bland tie
      -tucked my shirt better
      -went for a more casual look

      Colose the top button. You should not show that much hair for anything outside of sex or swimming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He does that's my school uniform minus the jacket.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what do I do? My tie is shit so I can’t wear it, my shirt is too tight so I need to loosen it. I don’t own a belt. I was thinking of wearing my shirt like a ghillie shirt and throwing a jacket over the top.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't think of a single environment where dressing like this would be appropriate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A gay bar maybe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >BEARS, INC.
        >"Welcome aboard, Anon! You got the job!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now add a gold chain and gold watch and you have that sleezy Miami mobster look.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're hired

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao this is the look anon. Be sure to GTL before you go

      thank you fellow cultured anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, so you're just a gay making some kind of fetish thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you Greek or Italian?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you applying to work for the Russian mafia?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peak iranian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do i unlock this level of body hair? would bathing in minoxidil work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hire you solely on the basis of your chest hair
      mirin

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fashion is so gay holy frick, I know gay men that are less gay than the homosexual fashion enthusiasts in this thread

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go get a tailored shirt if you have time. That thing is too tight. Also Iron your collar. Also consider getting a tailored suet jacket.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a shirt that fits, homosexual. A job interview isn't the place to show off your body. Part of looking well put together is wearing clothes that actually fit.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell. Drape your penis over your wrist like a watch then send another pic.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What watches would you gays recommend for interviews? Don’t want to look a flashy Black person, don’t want to look like a poorgay don’t want to look like try hard. Seems like it’s a tough choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tissot
      You better be interviewing for a senior position, otherwise you should be wearing nothing more than a Seiko.

      Depending on the company, you would be better off wearing an apple goy watch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wear an Apple watch because I wear an Apple watch. I don't think people actually care about watches these days. Maybe boomers in business. I'm not in business.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fossils are always nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got a 220k controllership job wearing a casio calculator watch, no one cares

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fossils are always nice

      >Tissot
      You better be interviewing for a senior position, otherwise you should be wearing nothing more than a Seiko.

      Depending on the company, you would be better off wearing an apple goy watch.

      Tissot and fossil are poorgay watches.
      Better off not wearing a watch at all.
      At least Seiko has a reputation for being reliable and accurate, also made in Japan.
      That being said you should try to guess who your audience is. I bought this Shinola to impress gen x losers who love Detroit (I’m also from Detroit) and I get compliments on it all day despite hating this watch and everything it stands for.
      My preferred watch is a Marathon but I wear my garmin mostly for the data and no one pays attention to it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My husband got a citizen watch from a pawn shop. That particular one was $1000 for a new one and he got his for $200. It looks like a watch to me and could withstand his daily abuse. I don’t know anything about watches or styles but I think it looks nice. Honestly I think watches are a dude’s thing. Unless you’re a materialistic slag. I recommend a seiko or a citizen from some used store if poor. So then you look like you have taste.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seiko wienertail time if you're new to watches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seiko wienertail like the other anon said or orient bambino

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Forgot to mention I’m interviewing for a cashier position at McDonalds. Not sure if that changes anything.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go with a black top, grey pants and brown belt bro. As for the tie, eh.

    Don’t be autistic anon, good luck!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >brown belt
      I've never seen a non-NPC wear a brown belt. Belt should be gray or black, of course with gray or black shoes. Brown shoes are ugly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Brown shoes are ugly
        >Gray shoes are fine, though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I stick with black personally. Brown is an NPC color, though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Brown belt and shoes look can look great. I guess I’m thinking more like a tan. It can be slightly casual but tasteful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >gray belt
        >gray shoes
        are you fricking smoking crack
        how poor are you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen a poor person wear that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your taste is bad and you should feel bad

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You look really fine, just get your shirt out of your pants, let it loose

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your tie is too short.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    iron your shirt
    get heavier collar stays
    you need a better fitting shirt, yours is too tight
    elongate your tie so it nearly touches your trousers

    Hope you’re using a coat too, showing up in shirt and tie is typically frickboy style and the interviewers, unless stellar and check all the boxes, are not taken seriously. Never wear a belt, your trouser should be tailored to your needs and it is in bad taste to wear a belt to a formal situation. Also, use pasties if you’re not going to wear an undershirt. If you are going to wear an undershirt, it has to be grey and have polyester or some sort of sweat wickening fabric, never 100% cotton. Avoid muscle shirts and v-necks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it is in bad taste to wear a belt to a formal situation
      >use pasties
      >wear polyester
      Horrible advice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you’re more than welcome to not use that advice. Personally, I’d prefer not to risk drawing unwanted attention due to sweat or hard nipples.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hard nipples.
          i dont think my nipples have ever gotten hard. do i have ED?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon what job could you possibly have that involves wearing a dress shirt and your nipples getting sweaty and hard?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that’s just general attire advice, more applicable to events where you’ll be wearing formal attire and want to look your best

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a belt and pull your pants up to where it touches the bottom of your tie. Manlets look better with the waistline high.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You never wear a tie without a blazer/jacket. No watch or belt… Cringe.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just find a tailor. It's a lot less expensive than you think

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to use an Undershirt, my man

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, your shirt looks too small.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a doodoo head

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you for whatever reason can't iron your shirt, at least put on the suit jacket
    It will make you look less like a jehovas witness or mormon

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a jacket.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like your tie, is it even silk? That plaid is ugly and it's too short to boot.

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