Do I Need Weightlifting Shoes?

I am just wearing a pair of AF1s at the gym right now, but I was wondering if I should get a pair of proper weightlifting shoes. What do you think?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AF1s
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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never, EVER put diet coke and mentos in your ass

    Y’all know about the prostate gland? The male rub-to-cum? Yea that thing. This is the glorious story of how I tried (and failed) to stimulate it.

    I was drinking Pepsi and reading an article on how prostate stimulation intensifies orgasms. So, I had the genius idea of using coke to stimulate my ass. WCGW? I mean that the carbonation feels... good in my mouth, so It should work in my ass. As an engineer, there are many logistical challenges to bypass when trying to insert coke into one’s asshole.
    Now, with a half-assed plan, I went to the store. As I was checking out, I saw a pack mentos. Time to bring this to level two. I put back the original coke and bought diet coke instead. All 2 liters of glory.

    The disaster

    20 mins later...

    With three mentos in my ass, I gingerly lowered the rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. A pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satan’s sugary fire burst from my asshole onto the bed. Holy shit, you would not realize the panic I had. There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I saw the light, I saw the dark. I felt The intense sting of carbonation, I experienced nothing and everything. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your asshole bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. It was worse than any experience ever. My brain still cannot comprehend the sensations, but they were torturous. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with shit-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.

    I learned a very valuable lesson that day. Don’t try anything insane. Avoid the asshole.
    Also, TIL that the human asshole can stretch 8 centimeters without damage.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. No one does.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If ankle mobility is a serious limiting factor for you then they'll help, but no, you definitely do not need them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only right answer, bad ankel mobility will fuck your form, lifting shoes can help you out while you work on it, but ideally you shouldn't rely on them forever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        d-d-dumb ass

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just lift barefoot

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you are big squatting or snatching/cleaning then they are a must

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Completely false. Just like literally everything else, it depends entirely on the person. Plenty of people have the ankle mobility to do those in flats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then how come literally every serious weightlifter uses lifting shoes? Surely they have more than great ankle mobility?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about what shoes you lift in
    Fucking gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using fag as an insult
      Lmbo(laughing my Butt off) bro half the people in this board are fags

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get some chucks, lift barefoot, or get some barefoot shoes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For squats and deadlifts I don’t see a point.

    For snatching maybe. They should helps your OHS

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vans authentic is the move

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homegym barefoot master race

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legacy lifters do the job and are cheap. Yes you should get lifting shoes for squats

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