Do massage improve recovery?
I just came back from a 90 minutes hot stone thai massage and I almost cried a couple of times when the lady was going over the knots and tension in my shoulders and legs
Thinking about making this a regular thing now
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Idk every time I go to a massage place I end up fricking the masseuse
Make it a regular thing! I used to do it twice a month and I LOVED it. You should stretch more in general it sounds like.
Two times a month sounds a bit overkill, but maybe like once a month
I do some foam rolling after workouts, but it really doesn't compare
Ive been going once a month at least for the past few months and for at least a week after (depending on what im doing) i feel great
I think massage is great but you can get a lot of knots out every day rolling with a piece of 4in PVC pipe
There is a qt colombian in my city who provides naked b2b massages where you can grope and massage her with oil as well. It finishes with a fantastic handjob/bj. She is also by all accounts a terrific masseuse in the traditional sense. Should I try her services?
hell yes. how do you girls like that?
those are all over in big cities. its become more popular also as the economy has worsened. just wear a condom and be polite and respectful throughout so the interaction isn't weird and you don't get into any trouble
How do I find one?
start with gay sex websites. i had a lot of gay sex first so i could get good at it. after that i had sex with regular girls in between episodes of more gay sex
I go to a masseuse twice a week to get sex. She’s a hot redhead and I’m her only client she gives that service to. She runs her own massage therapy practice and I’m always her last of the day. It’s completely her decision she’s just super attracted to me. I take her out sometimes too
how the frick do you find girls like that?
I’m good looking, very lean and IST and I just went to get a normal massage, it’s a small place and she only does sessions by appointment. She was just talking to me, asking me what I did for work, usual conversation stuff. I was telling her about my promotion to vp in my marketing agency. And while I was talking she was feeling me up and kept brushing my ass and balls and wiener and it was very clear that she wanted me. When she asked to flip over she just started stroking my wiener and kissing me and then we had sex
I usually go twice a week and take her out to dinner afterwards
> I'm the only one she offers that service to
KEK, sure ya are pal!
Again I’m the only client she’s having sex with, she told me so herself. She said she’s never done this before. And I dont have to pay her extra, she just bills me for a deluxe vip treatment to ensure the billing hours line up, and I always tip her well and usually take her to a restaurant after since I’m her last client
>Again I’m the only client she’s having sex with, she told me so herself. She said she’s never done this before
>And I dont have to pay her extra, she just bills me for a deluxe vip treatment to ensure the billing hours line up
>and I always tip her well and usually take her to a restaurant after since I’m her last client
Whatever be jealous all you want. I believe her
How much do you pay her?
$499 per session plus tip
I pay 150 dollars a session. I give her a 50 dollar tip, and take her out for a 50 dollar meal
Lol, yea. So, you're basically a moron id you believe what she's saying, naive little boy.
>I’m her only client she gives that service to.
I've got a bridge to sell you.
Daily reminder that muscle knots are not real and there is no citation in any form that they are.
What you're feeling is damage due to the muscles continuously pulling against the skeletal frame leading to rampart inflammation.
Fricking stretch.
Work on posture.
If massing helps you stretch sure go for it.
Muscle knots do not exist.
A-anon... You say muscle knots don't exist... and then you describe muscle knots... Are you ok???
>shitposting on purpose
muscle knots =/= strained muscles
muscle knots do not exist.
Jesus that sounds divine. Why do I have such a mental block of going to get a massage?
Same
Don't want some asiatic b***hes hands touching me like she touches her rice noodles
Disgusting
every time my gf massages me she starts fricking me
how do i get her to just do a massage
Tell her massages make you cum, but she needs to keep practicing to get good enough to get you there.
>Thread about massages and recovery
>Some moron must blogpost about paying a golddigger to frick
Nobody cares you homosexual