Honestly it looks like his insertions are quite good, he’s just a bit fat and sucking it up into his stomach. I mean look at how visible his obliques are at his bf%, that’s quite good genetics.
the woman that wrote that looks like mrs potato head.
but also no they don't care about the shape of your abs, or chest, some skeletal features like wide shoulders are preferable though but you can't train for that.
this is an S+ tier body in the eyes of foids, we all have dysmorphia here. If you got some muscle and are somewhat lean you're in the top few %. Won't change us all being socially moronic incels, but still good to know
I have broader shoulders than both of them, feels good man.
is everything you type just wrong and petty moaning? 4 days until the new year, lets hope you apply yourself in 2023 because right now youre not doing too well
>VERY muscular phisique
Are normies outright moronic?
I mean, say what you want about aesthetics, but seriosly "VERY muscular"?
What do they compare it to?
Wait, will an average normie just be propelled several meters by an average IST users push? All "top 11 anime fights" style.
I find that girls in particular go crazy over forearms. I used to play a frickton of table soccer during my teens and girls would mire HARD. Nowadays I get more attention for my abs, ass and biceps
It doesn't take much to impress most people, because most people are skinny fat, the average woman has never seen abs close up in person.
The women thirsting over him are 40+ where the vast majority of the men are fat and bald in that same age range, therefore all a man needs to do to be notable at 40+ is have hair and have some muscle definition.
Normies don't know what normal bodies look like, they're used to smooth soft fat and rolls so when they see lines they assume it's muscle
You could draw lines anywhere, as long as there's rigid shapes they won't know the difference
this is an S+ tier body in the eyes of foids, we all have dysmorphia here. If you got some muscle and are somewhat lean you're in the top few %. Won't change us all being socially moronic incels, but still good to know
he's 56.
That's pretty damn fine for a 56 year old that makes a living cooking tasty (and therefore not necessarily healthy) food.
Most chefs look like shit
most will notice something looks weird but they won't understand why
but also if you can see "bad muscle insertions" they are already impressed by actually being able to see the muscularity
Former food industry worker here
I cannot put into words how much I hate this smug prick.
>be Gordon >make documentary about mental health in the kitchen industry >why are all these chefs killings themselves? >why are all these chefs having heart attacks at 30? >why are all these chefs doing cocaine just to keep up with the pressure of working in a kitchen?
It’s because of YOU Gordon, YOU created a culture where every shitty kitchen manager thinks the way to run a kitchen is by shouting in everyone’s face and calling them a c**t. I sincerely hope this prick chokes to death.
>YOU created a culture where every shitty kitchen manager thinks the way to run a kitchen is by shouting in everyone’s face
Long time ago the first humans found out that you can hold that mammoth meat above fire to make it tasty.
Once they got the hang of it, someone said to himself 'I will focus on this, and I will roast that meat better than others, put some herbs on there and shit'.
Eventually he got an apprentice, because the villages noticed that it nice to have a guy around to prepare food.
The village elder started yelling at the cook.
That apprentice was yelled at and called a dirty ogga for not doing the roasting as expected.
Shouting and abuse has been a part of kitchen workplaces ever since.
>be grug >be firekeeper's apprentice >grug boss shout at grug when grug make mistake >WHERE MAMMOTH SAUCE? WHY GRUG BURN BERRIES? GRUG IS STUPID SANDWICH >tfw grug not know what sandwich is
First off, Gordon Ramsay is 56 years old. For his age he might as well be Brad Pitt in Fight Club. The standard for being "in-shape" goes from 12% bodyfat and muscular at 20 years old to simply not fat at 50 years old. In general, when everyone in western society looks like a bag full of jell-o, the standards for looking good don't end up being that high.
>abs
what abs
Just as long as you're not fat, skinnyfat, or a manlet
but he is skinnyfat
He isn't
that's not skinnyfat
he's on steroids isnt he, he's got that weird soccer player on steroids look
>the natty limit
time to inject tren
Honestly it looks like his insertions are quite good, he’s just a bit fat and sucking it up into his stomach. I mean look at how visible his obliques are at his bf%, that’s quite good genetics.
the woman that wrote that looks like mrs potato head.
but also no they don't care about the shape of your abs, or chest, some skeletal features like wide shoulders are preferable though but you can't train for that.
101% would captcha: DDD88
He's just rich and famous lmao they don't care about his body
Why isn't he angle frauding instead of standing square to the camera like a fricking moron??
he is, that picture is taken from a high position facing down.
No it isn't otherwise he'd be looking up, not straight into the camera.
he is, you just can't tell that well due to the sunglasses.
this is the original, it's taken from a bit above head level facing down.
would look decent if he had bigger arms and shoulders
Idk man that core is a nightmare, and the pec separation isn't doing any favors either.
I have broader shoulders than both of them, feels good man.
that's a creepy ass white boy
pectus excavatum chad
Too bad you could park a car between those chest insertions
is everything you type just wrong and petty moaning? 4 days until the new year, lets hope you apply yourself in 2023 because right now youre not doing too well
based positivity king
the world needs less negativity and slander, especially these days
keep on giving, brother. I see you
>VERY muscular phisique
Are normies outright moronic?
I mean, say what you want about aesthetics, but seriosly "VERY muscular"?
What do they compare it to?
Wait, will an average normie just be propelled several meters by an average IST users push? All "top 11 anime fights" style.
Oh boy Gordon is really missing out, who doesn’t want to frick a woman with experience?
I find that girls in particular go crazy over forearms. I used to play a frickton of table soccer during my teens and girls would mire HARD. Nowadays I get more attention for my abs, ass and biceps
It doesn't take much to impress most people, because most people are skinny fat, the average woman has never seen abs close up in person.
The women thirsting over him are 40+ where the vast majority of the men are fat and bald in that same age range, therefore all a man needs to do to be notable at 40+ is have hair and have some muscle definition.
he looks great for 56. dunno why u guys r hating
Normies don't know what normal bodies look like, they're used to smooth soft fat and rolls so when they see lines they assume it's muscle
You could draw lines anywhere, as long as there's rigid shapes they won't know the difference
this is an S+ tier body in the eyes of foids, we all have dysmorphia here. If you got some muscle and are somewhat lean you're in the top few %. Won't change us all being socially moronic incels, but still good to know
This is an extremely handsome man, not to mention a famous multimilionnaire. They don't like him for his body, it being not bad is a welcome addition.
That same physique without a nice face and/or status won't be anything special.
But yeah, females don't care about muscles nearly as much as some anons think, they like them, love them even, but its not a crucial component
He cheated on his wife, apparently. Piece of shit.
he's 56.
That's pretty damn fine for a 56 year old that makes a living cooking tasty (and therefore not necessarily healthy) food.
Most chefs look like shit
He's built like a dark souls hollow
>British Isle genetics
How did these people, at one point, take over the world?
british cuisine and british women are enough to make anyone put up with life on a sailing vessel.
most will notice something looks weird but they won't understand why
but also if you can see "bad muscle insertions" they are already impressed by actually being able to see the muscularity
Former food industry worker here
I cannot put into words how much I hate this smug prick.
>be Gordon
>make documentary about mental health in the kitchen industry
>why are all these chefs killings themselves?
>why are all these chefs having heart attacks at 30?
>why are all these chefs doing cocaine just to keep up with the pressure of working in a kitchen?
It’s because of YOU Gordon, YOU created a culture where every shitty kitchen manager thinks the way to run a kitchen is by shouting in everyone’s face and calling them a c**t. I sincerely hope this prick chokes to death.
>YOU created a culture where every shitty kitchen manager thinks the way to run a kitchen is by shouting in everyone’s face
Long time ago the first humans found out that you can hold that mammoth meat above fire to make it tasty.
Once they got the hang of it, someone said to himself 'I will focus on this, and I will roast that meat better than others, put some herbs on there and shit'.
Eventually he got an apprentice, because the villages noticed that it nice to have a guy around to prepare food.
The village elder started yelling at the cook.
That apprentice was yelled at and called a dirty ogga for not doing the roasting as expected.
Shouting and abuse has been a part of kitchen workplaces ever since.
>be grug
>be firekeeper's apprentice
>grug boss shout at grug when grug make mistake
>WHERE MAMMOTH SAUCE? WHY GRUG BURN BERRIES? GRUG IS STUPID SANDWICH
>tfw grug not know what sandwich is
These posts are often stupid but yours is pretty funny. Thanks, anon
Every headline you see like this is a troll. They know what they're doing.
First off, Gordon Ramsay is 56 years old. For his age he might as well be Brad Pitt in Fight Club. The standard for being "in-shape" goes from 12% bodyfat and muscular at 20 years old to simply not fat at 50 years old. In general, when everyone in western society looks like a bag full of jell-o, the standards for looking good don't end up being that high.
>20
she looks 30 years older than that
I have crippling body dysmorphia so I have no idea if he actually looks good
He sleeps less than 5 hours