>do push up. >dick touches floor

>do push up
>dick touches floor
I fucking hate this feeling

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do push up
    >dick touches floor
    >dick prematurely ejaculates
    I fucking love this feeling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Freak

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you dick doesnt touch the floor you are a woman.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick points up when erect, so if I'm doing push ups it basically stays parallel to the floor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you erect doing pushups ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        blood flows with gravity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why aren't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldn't understand

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just suck it back in

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put some panties on sissy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do push up
    >dick pierces through floor
    I fucking hate this feeling

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >left
    >a lifetime of slop and sloth
    >right
    >infinite time to work on yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't have infinite time on the left

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do deficit pushups, you get a better stretch on your pecs anyway. deficit pushups feel like a proper pushup to me now, regular pushups feel like shit compared to them

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do deadlift
    >dick is opposite of dead
    >it hurts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do deadlift
      >bar taps balls every time I lock out
      I know they said no pain no gain but c'mon, man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>bar taps balls every time I lock out
        me when I do clean grip diddly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I literally cannot do barbell shrugs because of this shit. Picking my balls up and down and shiet.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do push-up
    >dick doesn’t touch the floor but chest does
    I have a small dick

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > just standing up
    > still touches the floor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      manlet cope

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's why I make my gf lie naked under me when I do them

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally cannot push myself high enough for my stomach to not touch the floor

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do push up
    >dick touches ceiling
    i fucking hate this feeling

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