>do push up
>dick touches floor
I fricking hate this feeling
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>dick touches floor
I fricking hate this feeling
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>do push up
>dick touches floor
>dick prematurely ejaculates
I fricking love this feeling
Freak
if you dick doesnt touch the floor you are a woman.
My dick points up when erect, so if I'm doing push ups it basically stays parallel to the floor.
why are you erect doing pushups ???
blood flows with gravity
Why aren't you?
you wouldn't understand
Just suck it back in
put some panties on sissy
>do push up
>dick pierces through floor
I fricking hate this feeling
>left
>a lifetime of slop and sloth
>right
>infinite time to work on yourself
>didn't have infinite time on the left
do deficit pushups, you get a better stretch on your pecs anyway. deficit pushups feel like a proper pushup to me now, regular pushups feel like shit compared to them
>do deadlift
>dick is opposite of dead
>it hurts
>do deadlift
>bar taps balls every time I lock out
I know they said no pain no gain but c'mon, man.
>>bar taps balls every time I lock out
me when I do clean grip diddly
I literally cannot do barbell shrugs because of this shit. Picking my balls up and down and shiet.
>do push-up
>dick doesn’t touch the floor but chest does
I have a small dick
> just standing up
> still touches the floor
manlet cope
that's why I make my gf lie naked under me when I do them
>literally cannot push myself high enough for my stomach to not touch the floor
>do push up
>dick touches ceiling
i fricking hate this feeling