Imagine some chad Giant from the antidiluvian era smacks your girls ass and pulls out a sword bigger than you...what do?
Also Giants from the days of Noah are totally politcal, What happened to these creatures from Genesis 6?
I already know the answer but i want 4chan's take on the situation.
>answer = Flood
>more giants in Middle east killing special operations/ CIA assets because lulz back up glowie.
i guarantee those swords were ceremonial or decorative or used in some sort of very specific situation
They went underground or were taken into other dimensions by their fathers.
Shut the fuck up, know-nothing, Godless glowmoron.
>Retards get btfo’d by a simple fact
Lol
have a nice day
Ok you still have to lift this fucking 500lb hunk of sharpened iron.
>Imagine some chad Giant from the antidiluvian era
The 14th century was not the antediluvian era.
>smacks your girls ass and pulls out a sword bigger than you...what do?
Since guns were a thing in the 14th century I'd probably shoot him in his god damn head, and since he was a public rapists and adulterer violating another man's wife I would not even get a sideways glance for it.
>I already know the answer but i want 4chan's take on the situation.
These swords are from a palace at the end of the mediaeval period. The style of sword itself, the way they were made, the very material in their construction are all constituent with that. They were clearly a decoration, no man could actually lift those fucking things much less swing them around in a battle. They are not some kind of evidence of fucking giants from your garden gnome book of fairytales.
If they were just decorative then 'you' are five guys with a pully.
Checked. hurry along to illuminate more mid-wits.
You're about a century or two off with arquebuses so good luck using firearms to deal with him.
>no man could actually lift those fucking things much less swing them around in a battle
You can actually lift them and swing them
that 9 foot sword is 50lbs tops.
t. guy who used to train with a 12 foot long bar of steel.
and no its not easy to swing but its doable
>that 9 foot sword is 50lbs tops.
It would be useless on a battlefield. The space required to use it would require all your comrades to stand far away from you. You'd need like 20 feet of space just for you to use it. That means you have no comrades at your sides to protect you.
>would be useless in a battlefield
no you. kys
look. hot rolled steel bar 9 feet long by 3/16ths thick by 2 inches wide is approximate 13 lbs (1.4lbs per foot). kind of heavy but no where near 500lbs. with the giant pommel for balance the sword is probably 30-40lbs or like i said less than 50lbs tops
please see. you can go on any metals website and clearly buy a bar of metal that could make one of those 9 foot swords using nothing but an angle grinder. a 20 foot chuck is about $36 and could make two of those swords.
a steel rolled bar that thick and wide? im confused
you can buy flat bat in any number of thicknesses and widths. if i was going to buy some to make a sword i would get something 3/16ths thick by around 2 inches wide. its fairly cheap
>battlefield
Longswords and two handers were seldom deployed on regular battlefields, as that was not their purpose. They are specialty weapons for shock troops, mercenary forces, and irregular clashes. Also seldom for anti-cavalry. Swords in general were seldom used as primary weapons in war, save for some brief periods where the short sword and shield wall became viable, as in late roman heavy infantry. Still rather niche.
>Seldom used for war
If you're a fucking weeb what the fuck are you talking about? Swords have primarily been used for the entirety of human history more specifically swords around that era were used all over the fucking place. Hell the saber alone was the primary weapon for the grand majority of most infantry and cavalry for quite a few fucking centuries up until the end of the 1st world war. That is so fucking wrong I won't to physically slap the dick out of your mouth.
Anyway no, those swords were primarily used by the German Landsknechte mercenary groups as an area of denial weapon inthat they didn't so much swing the sword as you would a longsword as roll the blade in scything motions using it's mass as a way to keep the blade in motion and keep opponents at bay. So like one dude in a street could theoretically keep multiple opponents out of a very very long distance and usually no one would think to bring a spear or a bow as it was primarily used to keep VIPs safe from brigands. Scary fucking weapon.
You're embarrassing yourself. Swords were mainly sidearms throughout history. The main battlefield weapons have always been the spear and the bow, in all eras until gunpowder. Kys.
Wrong moron spears were primarily used throughout the early ages until such a time as the phalanx became the primary means of warfare during the era. More specifically it became an arms race of cavalry using lances after the fall of rome with the byzantine empire. During which it became an increasing arms race to fight heavy armor such as plate mail. Which meant that spears weren't used, except in the case of fighting against heavily armored cavalry. Any other fights usually mean such weapons as maces, swords, and polearms such as the billhook as they were cheap to produce and far more effective than a fucking spear was.
I mean for sanity's sake axes had a longer battlefield role than spears did in terms of use. Unless you truly want to be fucking garden gnome and argue a rifle with a bayonet is just a short spear you're just flat out fucking wrong. Sabers alone outlive both the bow and spear by centuries in mainland Europe. If anything spears were used far more as ceremonial pieces or status symbols than swords, it's just despite one deity having a notable spear, swords were far more prevalent in mythology.
You're a fucking retard.
Whatever sort of polearm and however you want to call sharp long sticks, they were far more prevalent than swords as a primary weapon. The entire second paragraph of your post was literally agreeing with me. But now you're backpedaling and going on tangents, because you were wrong and everyone can tell how much of a moron you are. Fuck off.
Polearms are the king of late-medieval times and onward until the gradual adoption of massed line infantry tactics, the ratios of pike and shotte flipped until pike squares and polearms as a general weapon of the field were outdated, and full firepower was needed to best an enemy with the same. With full plate armor that emerged during the middle ages, polearms were the best bet of dealing with armor.
Yes, I know. But some people think they can just spend five minutes on wikipedia and then come in here to argue with literal self declared autists. Not sure if they understand how stupid they look, but it gets on my nerves regardless.
Anyways, I hate to admit it but this whole topic really is best left to IST whether true or not. There are less controversial ways to discuss government corruption and coverrups. I'm off to watch some documentary about epstein and maxwell. Cheers to all frens.
Enjoy, glad to see another history oriented anon
>meme
>memehistory pic
Liike I don't undderstand why everyone doesn't use wikipedia for all their history ! Stop thinkin! stop being an autistic! gets on me nerves! ooo new goyslop just droped! Cheers frens! XOXO
What about axes?
He’s an idiot
Ah now there's a post that makes your ancestors smile.
you need to be more nuanced. swords were the primary weapon of many cavalry and infantry units. the lance fell out of favor with cavalry hard.
Maybe in china, swords were most common in england
Bullshit. What the primary weapon was varied based on culture and time period. Swords were used as primary weapons by ancient Gauls and Romans for example. Sabres were especially widespread throughout history. Scimitars and sabers were used extensively in the middle east for ages.
Muh spear always is a midwit redditor's take.
That's the point of a claymore. Clearing a large space and everyone gets out of the way. That's 20 feet of space you control. One 9 foot chad can protect a whole flank...
Canadians wouldn't understand...
Until you literally just get shot by an arrow and everyone laughs at you for not having a shield so you can twirl around with your stupidly oversized sword, isolated from anything that could protect you
ctrl-F "claymore" - one result found.
A hat tip to you, but I'm disappointed that nobody else knew the name of that sword or what it's used for.
Some of ya'll need o go watch braveheart.
Reference
these weights are not accurate lmao
the top 2 or 3 might be close but the bottom ones are atleast 4 times heavier than that
post forearm
you ok finbro?
no one would be able to swing a sword of 14kg around properly.
thats link swinging a little infant lol.
lowest IQ take in here by a large margin.
if middle easterners from 4k years ago saw todays europeans they would also call them giants.
giants did not go extinct. they are simply everywhere now.
those references are so retarded its like when someone says something is a schoolbus and a half long
its 20 pounds tops. The small one is like 8-10 pounds.
bro.. you might be retarded
Nah i just know more than you. shill harder gay.
where is that mountain range located? would like to see for myself, or at least see it on various satellite images.
me too bumping question
>500lbs
A standard sword is between 4 and 7 lbs on average. A great sword usually tops out at around 12 lbs. These swords don't weigh more than 30 lbs.
Not even that. A normal longsword would weight around 1-1,8kg (2,2-4 pounds).
As others have said, those are bearing sword, impractical and only used to show off wealth.
Those swords don't weigh 500 pounds moron. They aren't any bigger than a zweihander or claymore.
Wonder what people will think when they unearth replica swords from video games and anime like the buster sword.
>w-what are these holes for?
A two handed sword is a little above 2/3kg
Even those could be briefly brandished, given a long enough hilt to leverage the blade and by not being unbalanced.
>finds something he can't explain
>must be ceremonial
"Academics" get the rope first.
Occam's razor fatty, ever heard of it?
No, tell us
sounds like a razor owned by a guy named occam, no need to look further into it
I'm more of a Gilette guy
Irevelant countries always invent scams like that for tourists. Ofc its work like a wonder with Ameritards raised by garden gnomelywood.
Being ceremonial is an explanation you midwit gay
9 inch dicklet gay detected
They're for cutting off horse legs
Thats what I thought
>ceremonial
ah, the catch-all cope for denialist retards. As If it matters. Go ahead and follow your own logic. Did people gain superhuman strength during "ceremony"? Did their height suddenly quadruple to necessitate 30 feet tall doorways and tunnels?
"explaining away" is not the same as providing credible hypothesis. moron.
Sure, swords are never used in any ceremonial roles.
Ok why isn't it fucking 15 feet long and 300+ lbs?
IGNORE CEREMONY FAGS.
yeah definitely can't see why anyone would make a couple of big ass swords to hang on walls or anything, must be giant ass skyrim entities which the garden gnomes are hiding
have a nice day, naive little IST retard
Hey IST gays were you banned on X for being incredible gays so you come post this embarrassing garbage here? Sad.
Cry more gay.
>30 feet tall doorways
They had large machines to wheel in.
churches have doors like that so you can walk in with raised standards.
shadow on man goes behind.
shadow on "skele" goes infront.
bad photoshop is just bad.
gtfo poisoning the well shill.
go away you retard. you stifle actual discussion about archaeology with your null wit takes.
>church builders in antiquity design structures because of some arbitrary rule that standards have to be 25-30ft tall
>anon claims this without explaining how a normal-sized human could possibly carry a standard that tall, much less control it in the slightest breeze
YOU are the retard
>30 feet tall doorways
.
>30 feet tall doorways
..
>Ignores that the halls and rooms and other doors within the structure are fit to human measurements
>Pretends like rich people have not and will not always find frivolous ways to show off their power and wealth
>it must be giants because real life is boring
>makes blanket statement that the interiors of all the structures i posted are like he says without showing proof
and
>ignores the fact that buildings can be gutted and rebuilt
Not gonna work gay
Nothing will work because you're suffering from cognitive bias
I have better things to do with my life than convince you that you believe in fantasy bullshit because your life is boring.
Peace out moron, fuck the feds, fuck garden gnomes, and fuck you
right back at ya, mindslave
Humans are dumb and equate big with important. We have been making big dumb objects in the form of something recognisable for non functional reasons forever.
kys shittball
>ignores the fact that buildings can be gutted and rebuilt
what about doors? they can't be rebuilt?
That would be pretty awesome having front doors like those.
They are ceremonial. They're calling bearing swords. Swords were expensive, like the price of a nice car back then. So richfags would have giant ones made and show them off at parades.
Didn't they use them for beheadings?
Don't think so. Executioner swords had a blade shape that maximized cutting. No point and no taper.
I mean, look at the size of those swords in OP's image
not even the world's strongest man could ever use those to reliably behead anyone, if they could manage to swing them at all
the small one is basically a normal greatsword, even slightly thinner. I'm sure there were big guys that could swing those. They're probably like 20 pounds. They could just be decorative too.
No, those were cavalry swords
Of course they are.
The inference that they belonged to giants is just hipster retardation
Those swords look brand new. Clearly fake history bullshit… I’m sure giant swords were around in the past but this is retarded.
no, they were used by carpathian cave giants hired by the bozgor kings
>he doesn't know that men were this strong in the past
Not surprising coming from an effeminate European.
>i guarantee
"Extraordinary claims" bong. It is one thing to say "I'd bet", or "I assume". It is another thing entirely to say "I know for a fact".
oy vey
We live in the age of manlets.
Since you are regularly consuming chemical foods.
The fucking garden gnomes poisoned our food to make us into weak manlets like them.
Big ass sword for executions for example.
One thing is for sure and that's there never were "giants" and the big book of the garden gnome is bullshit.
The weapons are obviously late medieval and the one in the middle in particular belongs to a series made in Passau, marked with the city's seal of the running wolf. Variants of this series are also kept in Scotland where they are often attributed to William Wallace and the low countries, where they're said to have belonged to Pier Gerlofs Donia.
All of these attributions are false. They are ceremonial swords and were literally commissioned for that purpose.
This.
With that weapon, do you think anyone has ever been killed?
No, because it was not a battlefield weapon but a ceremonial weapon.
>people were never killed intentionally in ceremonies
Not in the late medieval Christian middle ages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zweih%C3%A4nder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landsknecht
You're completely right in the sense that two-handed swords existed and were used on the battlefields, but these swords in particular are much larger than swords meant for battlefield use. Also, they were made in a much earlier period (early 15th century, i.e. roughly 100 years before your typical Zweihänder/Montante).
>ceremonial
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME EXCUSE FROM HISTORIANS, AGAIN AND AGAIN
You got so much hate for this comment and two people agreeing. Even if there were a giant humanoid proportionate enough for that to be an appropriately sized weapon, those handles would make them unusable or counter-intuitive maybe with the exception of the top one.
Good post anon, it does look like something like that. Swords with blades that long would require hilts that are much longer than the ones displayed have. Historically, zweihanders were used in combat, as well as other big swords and ones specifically made for executions, but those 2 look just silly.
In the netherlands, we had some frisian called "lange pier", which means "big pier". He existed and fought many battles with pic related. That's his sword.
This, brainlets will disagree
t. Zweihander user from DS3
Did you lvl dex you fkn fag?
they were used by Titans/gigants
that's what dyels say, but I'm not convinced. It's not like 250cm tall men didn't get born 500 years ago
Usually, but not necessarily. Fresian mercenaries are known to have used swords of similar size. Either to cleave 3 men at once, or braced like a spear against a cavelry charge.
That massive fucking lump of iron was used to cleave a rider and horse in half, would often just be dragged around the field and swung sideways due to its fuck ton weight.
They often roamed around in large packs of soldiers who had their backs though so when this giant fucking thing was raised up and swung down with every bit of strength they had it would kill the guy because they would think "I can block it with my sword or shield" and it normally just broke it too.
These guys got killed often too mind you, normally by arrows.
Anon, zhiehanders exist, do you retardedly think they were also only ceremonial?
Some zweihanders were used but there was also oversized ones that were not intended to be used other than for display.
anglo cope
actualy those ridicoulously big swords are the resoult of :
>i am le knight bow to me filthy peasants that can not afford a sword
>lose in a fight with a spear man due to spear range advantage
>order the ridicoulusly large sword to prove "sword superiority"
the knights were pomperous retards when it comes to warfare
>Imagine some chad Giant from the antidiluvian era smacks your girls ass and pulls out a sword bigger than you...what do?
Shoot him dead and get laid obviously
A sling literally has the impact force of 9mm pistol if I remember correctly. Idk how it would fair against armor though if you struck the chest/center mass. It probably would do little damage unfortunately with even lightweight chest armor on an opponent that large.
Basically seems like it has to be a head shot.
No fucking way
I'm trying to find the video where some guy tests its and actually can use the sling really well. It sounds like a crack of thunder its honestly fucking sick.
I think it had to be about 10-15ft range at most for lethal strike (9mm) comparison but can do serious damage at even 30ft assuming you have a perfectly round pebble for each example.
Sup, wanna see my rock collection?
>It sounds like a crack of thunder
you sure that's not just the sling itself when he releases it?
dont get me wrong, a sling is still a weapon, but no way is someone swinging it fast enough for the pebble to go supper sonic.
>you sure that's not just the sling itself when he releases it?
Kek No no it is the crack of the sling itself however I've seen other people use them poorly. The crack, from what I've seen, is an indicator that it was done properly and there will be real force behind it.
That being said it still sounds cool and again I wish I could find the video but at a close range it was akin a to 9mm based on feet traveled per second
What is the only human made aparatus (non motorized) that breaks the soubd barrier? The whip, so yeah, maybe its possible.
A sling with lead shot could kill at 100s of yards
Really? Seems to be contradictory evidence from looking it up on lethality and distance.
>perfectly round pebble
They used lead bullets shaped for the task. And they killed at a lot farther distance than 15 ft.
My favourite was one reading KYΑΙ, literally "Get pregnant" I presume the ancient way of telling someone to get fucked
Momentum perhaps, but energy delivered (and hence penetration) is far lower than even a 22lr. It's like how you can use your weight and push someone over and deliver more momentum to them than a bullet, but the energy transfer is low.
It's because energy goes up with the square of velocity whereas momentum is linear with velocity.
Sup David? Surprised to see you on the chans
You make a good DM
They were ornaments back then to. Retarded people back then thought they looked scary too.
Dumb fag. Making a sword like that was a tremendous task back then. They didn't just make them to hang them from walls
>hang from walls
oh not at all, some thing as retarted as that you would have it travel the entire empire, to every small even more retarted village.
I believe there was mythological races but they were all killed off
Giants were probably Nephilim.
Nephilim are alive and well in DUMBs
yeah man it must be this super fantastical shit with zero real evidence behind it and not rich people doing rich people shit
True. These ceremonial tents were made in the medieval age with bone tools.
You were so on point with this response I almost took it seriously.
you thought 6 foot was tall?
>A bearing sword is a type of oversized, unwieldy ceremonial sword usually carried by a squire or servant during parades to demonstrate the wealth and status of its owner.[1] Often held upright and lavishly decorated, these swords were not intended for combat or practical use.[2] Carried by royal bodyguards as a display of power, bearing swords were used throughout Europe from at least as early as the medieval period and as late as the 18th century.[3][4]
>whats a cargo cult artifact
This. Their retarded explanations or theories. Just keep asking the questions
Shill harder goy.
Besides the majority of 4chan knows Christ is Lord, therefore all ancient speculation and stories of the book of enoch are confirmed true. Get out of here with the bait "Discovery Channel" answer.
Like you probably think we went to the moon.
>Besides the majority of 4chan knows Christ is Lord
have a nice day christcuck, most of 4chan does NOT follow your retarded cult. Only you dumbfuck mutts are stupid enough to think that.
Majority of Pol is Christian you retarded newfag
is there no other explanation you can think of as to why that ai made that image when prompted with "God"
AI have claimed to be nephilim and attempted to trick people,Christ is king
>Giant from the antidiluvian
>what do?
Invoke the name of Christ.
>antidiluvian era
>days of Noah
>creatures from Genesis 6
>flood
Personally I didn't really like the lore in gnomish fanatasy book #1, I think Sapkowski's nuanced take on empire and economy in the Witcher was far more enjoyable because it connected fantasy to realism in a way that was both entertaining and allegorical to the empires of old. gnomish fantasy really wen off the rails in book #5 with the magical zombie garden gnome on a stick, that's just ridiculous.
>Sapkowski's nuanced take on empire and economy in the Witcher
Just read the first of the Witcher. Incredibly overrated tripe. Sapokowki is a lolbertish commie moron and his stories are incredibly boring. Don't tell me it gets better or that the translation sucks. The books are gay as fuck and not based nor redpilled.
Read the short story collections bro, that's where the good shit is. Sapkowski can't write an epic for shit but his short stories and worldbuilding are second to none
>what do?
throw rock
>5ft+swords
>tfw anime was real all along
Kenshin might have really fought giant ninjas.
WOAH NO WAY THERE MUST BE GIANT PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY THIS PICTURE PROVES IT
>you're a big guy
First attempt of into space? Imagine the recoil on that thing
Why is his finger not capable of reaching the trigger? Is that even a trigger? Why is the barrel bent at the end? That's not a real rifle....
americans be like:
>big guns?? dey must of been for giants
>sheesh grandpa forgot to tell me about those giants in the army back then
Okay but people in the 14th century weren't giants. These big heavy swords aren't for combat, but for artistic/ceremonial purposes.
this board is the largest concentration of retards on the internet. congratulations, glowmorons. you killed 4chan
I’m not your brah
>When you thought you could piss into the ocean
Need to lurk more
Jannies killed the board. And gay
mods not glowies.
Checkd.
The question is why do you believe word for word what some old garden gnomes wrote about in a book? Do you also think the earth is 6000 year old? Lmao. Abrahamic religions are a joke
Yes I do, I think the world was created already aged kinda like a clone being born as an adult or a rolling start in a race
Well these swords wouldn't be used for fencing. They'd be used for a single blow against a rider from the ground and then the user would swap to another weapon.
Did you fucking idiots miss the part where they weigh 500 cock sucking pounds? They aren't two handed swords, they are way fucking bigger than that.
Sounds like you need to hit the gym or go on HRT gay
No chance those things weigh 500 lbs.
K
Dude look how they are mounted. Do you have any idea what 500 lbs feels like? Go to your nearest gym ans load a barbell with 5 plates and see what that is like. These swords would have to be fucking tungsten if they were 500 lbs.
Ye, eat some eggs and steak gay.
https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-122.html
20 bls max I bet
And even that's way too heavy to effectively swing
yes I missed that part because it wasnt there
found the dyel
Run under his sword like a blood runner
no wonder the garden gnomes, giving the American Black the caananite giant genes to destroy the wealth and prosperity of the white man; all have their mandingo morons sleeping with the wives of these godless glowies spreading lies about basic history and biology
Its humanly impossible to lift a sword over 30lbs In battle
However, it is giantly possible
Giant swings sword at me with a velocity of a whopping 10 mph.. I get on all fours, do the dinosaur, get up and unsheathe my dragon dagger, freshly coated in super poison… I run up and flick him across the torso 8 times in 3.5 seconds, using figure 8 slices. He is weakened heavily and the super poison finishes him off. I quickly run away before I am smited by the giant’s final dying prayer. Why the fuck would anybody use a sword that big and heavy?
I'd just shoot him with a gun
That's a pretty dumb plan there you knife eared gay.
First off said giant is several size categories larger than you.
That means that your gay ass little dagger is going to be like a toddler attempting to stick an adult with a half inch blade.
It'll merely cause a flesh wound in the best circumstances akin to s catscratch.
Your "super poison"
Guess what Silverleaf.
His con modifiers + saving throws are going to make that a non issue.
What you need......are tunnels.
Big
Fucking
Tunnels.
>Tunnel under battlefield
>B8 dumbshit giant into Tunnel pit trap
>giant falls
>Boom zerg rush giant from above and below
Now gtfo back to your gay little trees and unicorns while us real dwarves deal with the giants.
After that we'll be coming for your trees to make barrels for the MASSIVE amounts of Dwarven stout we'll need to give your wives a taste of the BDC.
Sounds gay, you ain't gay is you boy?
garden gnomes drove giants to extinction
only high IQ take here
nu pol is death
No, garden gnomes have descended from the giants, but have evolved to pass off as humans. Only the nose remains unchanged.
>tl; watch too may movies and thinks shields were a normal thing too back then lmao
im sorry burger but 2 handed swords were almost the size of one handers they were made for speed but not really that useful compared to spears or one handers and parry daggers or bucklers, you get parried and killed easily, also locking swords with your opponent is retarded you literaly get stabbed in the face lmao
thats literally not the case in the historic record though. The bigger the weapon the better it was at killing. Sword beat dagger. Dagger and buckler beat sword. Two handed sword beat dagger and buckler. Spear beat two handed sword. Polearm beat spear. Thats why landsknechs literally had a dual line formation of flamberge and pistol wielders sandwiched between billhook weilders.
>muh spears
Fuck off Lindybeige
>i guarantee those swords were ceremonial or decorative or used in some sort of very specific situation
>What do
A 6,283 radians and leave her with the medieval
>antidiluvian
yeah I hate floods too
I shoot him in the face with my sling
This was blacksmiths showing off how good they were. The Japs have a similar one
They are just fancy display pieces from back then you dumb christcuck
Sif did nothing wrong.
Artorias was an easy boss
Change my mind
idk i'm new to the game. really enjoy it so far, just beat sif today, one try. couldn't get over how cute she was while i was shooting her in the face with arrows
Enjoy the playthrough.
I'm playing Elden Ring right now and thoroughly enjoying.
Going to play Dark Souls 3 next.
Unfeasible
>posting weapons that never saw battle
cringe
Swords of the old ones, children of fallen angels, giants.
The secret to deciphering the ancient world is learning Aramaic. That's a start at least.
For all my bait guys saying this is ceremonial....yea right just like all the other styles and types of weapons found all over the world.
Also Video related, whats up with low iQ shill regurgitating the ceremony meme?
Literately Catholic church and the jesuits covering up thousands of bones and disccoveries from the antidiluvian period as if they're proving some arbitrary point...but in reality they're just shilling for Big Church POPE BOi...daddy francis or whatever.
Shills gonna shill and retards gonna retard, anon.
They've lost every campaign on this board so far that i've seen and they'll lose this one too.
What's the official explanation for the nip giant in the vid?
its from a movie called big man in japan from 2007, made by the jap in pic related
Look at the edge of the bottom sword. Would you want to approach a guy swinging one of those around? Waiting for them to tire or waiting for archers would be a part of it, as it would likely be used to delay a much larger force at a choke point like a bridge or gate.
I don't think it's a matter of being able to wield it and survive, I think it's just just a situational weapon.
>What happened to these creatures from Genesis 6?
THE garden gnomeS SEEK TO REBUILD NIMRODS FRACTURED RELIGION
>Antidiluvian era
Some warriors from Central Europe usually used massive Zweihänder swords between the 14th and 16th centuries. Those were usually Landsknechts who fought along pikesmen, usually Halberdiers.
Yep, german and dutch
Special Olympics
Hungarian style
Those swords only weigh like 50 lbs, which is tiresome but not heavy for any man who's not a manlet
I just noticed something.....
Why is it that brits and Kangaroo fags are the ones shilling so hard for "Muh ceremony"?
Go look up what a bearing sword is, retard
No, go Fuck yourself chang.
this is the dunning kruger thing, right? not very healthy anon
>not calling it takeshi's castle
Because Australia comes from English people. And English people like grand and impressive displays, whereas americans are more into Nascar, blacks and cheap disgusting candy and other low quality things. Basically America = cheesey cringey cheap crap. England = royalty, class, culture, professionalism and tradition. Hope this helps.
Classy machete fights in the street, classy Hispanic “football” worshipping,
classy horrific caked makeup,
classy dental care.
The only classy thing you guys have is your bathroom stalls don’t have a retarded gap where people can see inside
Australia is none of those things. Bunch of fucking criminals and retarded abbos larping as a nation. Covid camps btw lmfao
Never have I ever thought I'd come to defend a bong, but yeah, being more intelligent on average, it would be normal for them to reach the actual conclusion of the matter faster than a mutt
>HIS WEAPON WAS FAR TOO LARGE TO BE RIGHTFULLY CALLED A SWORD
>IT WAS LARGER, THICKER, HEAVIER AND CRUDER THAN ANY NORMAL BLADE
>*throws 30 feints just to UwU what's this and stabs you between you armour by a untrained peasant*
Kmorons fucking SEETHING
Gravity apparently got stronger or weaker or something and we shrunk. their blood couldn't circulate properly so the giants died off. or they drowned in the flood.
i'v heard different versions. however I think they're real. but the photos go hiding along with the actual skeletons found all over the world. the fucking Smithsonian keeps "Losing them" but apparently they're real
Not gravity dumb retard burger. The amount of oxygen in the air got less.
ornamental
I wish giants were real, where's my snu snu dicky.
Take the meds, some people are larger than average but there is no evidence of giants and no saying it's been covered up only proves you gullible.
Unless those weigh 50 pounds or more I dont think you'd need to be a giant, just have good core control
Shake his hand and ask him to look after her
>what do?
Open one of his arteries and watch him bleed out.
Not actually used or meant be used in combat , they were display , ceremonial
Dippy
>That's it! I'm inventing crossbows!
All of our current issues are because Yeti mated with the hairless ape... a forbidden practice.
They were just display pieces and flexing on other blacksmiths/towns/empires
Before the flood, the world was very different. There was more oxygen content in the air meaning plants and animals would grow larger.
The flood happened and it decimated the world. Sea levels rose, cutting off land bridges between continents. Mankind couldn't survive as the hunters they previously were, and so developed agriculture as a means to survive. This became the Jesus myth; the saviour of mankind had a body of bread and blood of alcohol; grain. He would be buried and rise again and again.
Mankind then shrank in stature over time
Picture makes them look bigger than they are, pic related.
England had similar swords dating back to 15th centruy.
Like the English ones which are 2 meteres long, they're likely ceremonial swords of state, or similar.
How much does the big one weigh ?
Visited the museum in Solingen where they have many swords form all periods.
The ones that got my attention were the German cavalry / infantry officer swords around 1890. Those were industrially made in large numbers, from good steel, looked completely optimized for the task of killing in everyday use. It can be said that they were the pinnacle of development, they were the last ones purpose-made for the military before they became obsolete because of machineguns.
Giants are real. Anyone saying otherwise is pushing historical revisionism on you.
simply a scam, hight You are powerless in this world.
The bible acknowledged men like Beowulf and Hercules were real and retards still doubt it.
>Imagine some chad Giant from the antidiluvian era smacks your girls ass and pulls out a sword bigger than you...what do?
pull out my revolver and blow his dick off like the scene from indiana jones.
>manly tears poses with his derringer pocket revolver
In Prague there is a library full of real giant books. For ceremony, as is tradition, of course of course
The earth is flat, water always finds its level, giants existed
she's staring at it, craving BHC
The Afghan war was to kill the remaining few left in the highlands.
>The Afghan war was to kill the remaining few left in the highlands.
Did we get the last of them? What about the frost trolls in Northern Scandinavia?
I believe it.
This is not medieval Europe, this is a map from 1444. I would recognize that shit anywhere.
>map is from 1444
>names it map 1200
Anybody that used a sword like that would be dead instantly. Really stupid.
The actual William Wallace series is pretty impressive. Saw it in Sterling and got my picture next to it. I'm 6-3 and this thing was approaching my height, including the few inches of the platform holding it.
"Dinosaurs" are a garden gnome invention. Most of the bones are actually from Giants and the skulls, etc. were destroyed en masse by the ~~*smithsonian*~~
Simp for her, pull a woody and start breeding chad sons.
I mean, it'd be kind of hot to watch a giant literally split my gf in half with his enormous giant-dick
This is the dumbest manufactured glowie conspiracy yet.
display swords then, display swords now
>fake and gay
you just know
Not hard to believe people used to be big enough to wield these swords.
Yes it is because human beings were shorter on average, not taller.
As has been pointed out in this thread in prior, these are decorative pieces.
>What happened to these creatures from Genesis 6?
The same thing that happened to the Jolly Green Giant and Thanos.
It's a matter of perspective, also women are small.
I could easily use those.
Absolute state of 4chan.
Too many $cience gays in here.
Giants are real.
Cope, losers.
>create ceremonial swords
>700 years fast forward
>some retards thing anybody used these for anything else than show
every 14th century peasant had more intellect than most modern day normies
Yes you insufferable retard moron, giants still exist. It's called gigantism and it is a genetic defect
Pretty much nobody with this defect lives past the age of 50. The strain on their very human heart and circulatory system having to pump blood an extra 3 feet up causes it to give out very early. Even people who are just abnormally tall suffer from health problems related to height.
I'm 6'1 anon, am I descended from ancient fallen angels? WooOOOooOOOoOOO
>a genetic defect
It didn't used to be.
And i thought you were leaving?
>It didn't used to be.
>And i thought you were leaving?
Oh I still am, it's been a whopping five minutes and i also haven't really wasted any time trying to explain to you why you are delusional about an ancient race of giants that magically still exist despite the flood wiping them out and they're all satan
it's tiresome
>pristine, unused and clearly ceremonial sword on display
>IMAGUN DA NEFALIMS
The garden gnome AI well-poisoner has been overclocked, I see. Shalom, cunts.
Kick to balls. I do push ups daily,should do sth else,but shoud need to eat better
btw those swords are WAY less heavy than you think they are
t.swordfag
>what do
Why even bothering to get a girl if a Tyrone ends up fucking her anyway??
There is a tribe of these giants living in a cave system under the Rockies with an underwater river running through it.
One day, In going to show them the way out. Probably in exchange for not eating me, but also because it will be great fun to show them the surface world, which is full of crazy little retards with magic tools.
>decorative sword too large to be used survives in excellent condition because it was too large to be used
Shh no critical thinking allowed
Noah never existed.
>Reads this thread
I better not see you schizos insulting bugmen for being too invested in fiction anymore
People over 6 foot have evil blood in them. Its a genetic thing god tried to wipe out. They are satan spawn. Thats why there is so much subversive media against people under 6. Its all a gnomish psyop
>t. midge
417941789
>Oh I still am
right, because the thread is about to reach bump limit
>race of giants that magically still exist despite the flood wiping them out and they're all satan
I never said either of those things.
The only people on this board who get so irrationally triggered by stuff like this are shills.
>post walls of text
>immediately resort to name calling
>never post counter proofs
I should have seen it right away. And no more (you)s for you.
Nobody anywhere has any reason to hide or not believe in giants. The dorks who spend life cataloging extinct hominid species would LOVE for giants to be real, they just aren't. Think how much more fun and interesting and popular that would make the study.
>Nobody anywhere has any reason to hide or not believe in giants.
Absolutely not true.
ALL mainstream historians.
ALL mainstream anthropologists.
ALL mainstream archaeologists.
EVERYONE who has ever believed in and pushed Darwinism as it applies to humans.
They ALL have every reason.
History is fake.
Giants were real.
Sooner or later you'll see.
>US military was in Iraq to find giants
this is a whitewash/astroturf to cover up that the US military was investigating cave systems underneath the Ziggurat.
there are references to the “Burial Place of Gilgamesh” in the Hillary Clinton email archive
https://www.reuters.com/article/pope-iraq-ur-preparations-int/popes-visit-to-iraqi-ziggurat-to-bring-together-several-faiths-and-hopefully-lure-more-visitors-idUSKBN2AM0XW
Artificial and homosexual especially the 3rd grade art class gold chest thing kek. When does this bro blink to keep those eyes reflective from moisture?
If you guys listened to Varg you'd know these are open battlefield swords, not for dungeon crawling.
Wow the shills really landed in this thread.
Over the target, as usual.
I want to see that sword next to a 6'4 muscular man not a 5'1 girl for dramatic effect
Fucking disingenous site
How you think they really killed dragons? If you had the power to fly and breath fire how easy would it be to fight and kill a small monkey wielding a knife?