Do you fear mog anyone? I just love taking long walks dressed like Anton Chigurh just for the sake of making people (mostly women) fearful. I like to walk fast, like a speed walk, while looking very stern and dead on like I'm about to hit someone in the face really hard. It's super fun.
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Can't, I don't have a cellphone.
Based untrackable creep.
frick the body, I want to see if OP has the Anton Chigurh hair
I don't I have a cut number 3 in case I have to fight someone they can't grab my hair, I'm like an inch away from skinhead.
My thoughts exactly when I threw it off a Trussell.
run from block with a straight face, that will creep anyone out
Terminator maxxing:
>Act like a asocial, stoic, autist who analyzes everything and estimates the weight and height of people
>Have a grip strength of over 300 pounds
>>Have a grip strength of over 300 pounds
I unironically have a grip strength of 370 pounds.
Took me only a year of griptrain-maxxing. Humans are insane.
A little bit of what i can do with that strength
>Crush full cans of deodorant
>Puncture cans of coke with my thumb
>Crush apples like ltierally nothing
>I can bruise grow men's arms and that's holding back
I recommend it. I reckon i could probably crush a man's throat.
I want to have the grip strength to stunt, sprain, and or fracture the carpal tunnel of a full grown man. I will spend years if needed. I want machine hands.
>I want to have the grip strength to stunt, sprain, and or fracture the carpal tunnel of a full grown man. I will spend years if needed. I want machine hands.
>this sounds awesome. what's the routine?
Pretty simple actually. I don't powerlift, i do BB routines with plenty of reps. The trick is gripping with all of your strength. I did so till i felt like my hand tired faster than the actual muscle i was working with the weight.
No grip device memes.
Found out because my doc had a Jamar dynamometer of 200 lbs which i easily maxxed out, then sent me to a physiotherapy wing that for some fricking reasons had one that went up to 500lbs and i cleared 370, first one to go above 250 according to them.
What do your forearms look like? Not asking to be a dick, curious in general to see how big they could get if your grip strenght is near Hanayama Kaoru level
probably fuggin huge
This is the real reason I do farmer's walks and fingercurls.
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Will start doing this. Sometimes a handshake makes or breaks an interview.
Look up the way John F. Kennedy shook hands. I have never had a bad handshake.
break the interviewers hand with a handshake
Absolute based grip maxer friend.
Clubbells and kettlebell work creates dangerous crush and swing grip.
B-but IST told me isometrics don't work!
this sounds awesome. what's the routine?
can't say i'll get to that level, but being able to open any can in existence sounds pretty good.
Routine. Now.
I want to do heavydeaddies but my grips fail at 3x140kg
Add in BW chin ups as a warm up, dips as cooldown exercise to build up some grip strength. Also Farmers walks.
senpai teach me your methods! i use a blue grippy thing daily and adjust 1 notch every friday
Yeah, I'm 6'9 and I look unkempt. It definitely triggers anxiety in some.
I love keeping them on edge. Am I gonna show up one day with an AR-15 under my trenchcoat, or is it just my Nintendo Switch as usual? They never know
why yes people keep at least 50m distance form me, how did you know?
What happens if he misses and they beat him with his own stword?
Do you think normies are capable of lifting that, let alone swinging it?
>all day
it's not something so easy, that you could do for prolonged periods of time or every day
You need to raise the inseam of your jeans, what are you like a 29? You've got on 30-31.
lol are you the guy that trains by swingin a sword all day.
have another
I have no idea what you are saying or asking.
Your jeans are too long.
Maybe? I just grabbed some jeans that didn't limit my movement too much. That means width is more important typically.
In real life? No idea.
On fit, polebro or something like that.
What do they call you, stranger?
"The Shadow"?
"Redacted"?
"The Redacter"?
The moron
"walking cringe"
do you wack the sword into the ground? or into a combat dummy of some sort, kind of like a boxer hits a bag?
Also I feel like your hands will get really sore from the vibrations and impact of the sword.
>do you wack the sword into the ground?
pic related. I try to avoid it if at all possible almost all of the time stopping it before it hits something. The hardest part of the swing is in fact stopping the power and momentum you built up.
>or into a combat dummy of some sort, kind of like a boxer hits a bag?
I'v done so a couple of times. The rod bends from it and vibrates heavily.
>Also I feel like your hands will get really sore from the vibrations and impact of the sword.
Not from the vibration, no. Having gloves on is enough to dampen that. But swinging the thing does a number on your bones, tendons and muscles.
Absolute Chad Virgin Slayer. Seesh.
why yes
spend 2 years running in the mountains to get my cardio up just so I can swing more without my heart exploding
You have the same hair as Guts, that's pretty cool. But why do you play with a pole in general?
Already 6'3 215, any advice to terrormaxxx appreciated bros. I just wanna intimidate people, especially blacks so they avoid me.
>You have the same hair as Guts
I also had a tanned tomboy g.f
>But why do you play with a pole in general?
Nothing like swinging a hunk of metal as fast and as hard as you can. Feeling the bones bend in your arms, fighting against the weight, leverage and inertia of it to get it moving, accelerating as hard as you can, and then trying to stop what you just put every ounce of strength into going.
It's fun, and makes me feel like a human again.
you are my hero in many regards, godsspeed
Unironically based though.
women fear me
fish fear me
men turn turn their eyes from my predatory stoop and shidded pants
"it is good for women to cultivate a healthy fear of men" i say aloud
"and of course, it is good for men to be fearsome"
>look like pic related
>learn archery during lockdown
>lift during lockdown
>walk outside doing archery
>neighbors think I’m ex spec ops and don’t talk about it
>childhood friend is afraid of me
>boomers thank me for my service
>women want me as soon as I enter a room
>I’ve never been in the military
>I’ve never even been camping
maximum kek
Adopt his hairstyle to maximize unsettlement
this is the cringiest, edgiest thing ive ever read. Let me guess, you wear glasses and are a DYEL?
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I dress like the columbine kids, but not cause im a schooler shooter. Im a rivethead who loves ministry, nin, kmfdm etc. Im a friendly person. I do have an angry face by default. Also Im 5'8
>I like to walk fast, like a speed walk, while looking very stern and dead on like I'm about to hit someone in the face really hard.
autism
>It's super fun.
you are a sperg and need to stop being autistic
its clear that fit dont even lift anymore. Its just a bunch of scared weaklings that fear other men will use their physical pressence to scare. Fricking pussies beta dick lickers. MOGGMAX or get MOGGED
all the time in highschool i didnt know how to fight but i guess something primal about long black hair and being 5'11 that scared other kids when push came to shove id just look at them with a serious tone and theyd coward
>be me at highschool party
>unironically dressed as Driver from Drive (2011)
>mimick him all evening
>mfw people think i'm Troy from Highschool Musical
>for unholy autistic channeling reasons this works on a cute girl
>we get to talking and before long we leave the main party hall and step into a hallway to make out, her facing into the hallway and me facing (over her shoulder) the entrance from the main hall
>whenever anyone walked around the corner give them the "hawkeye" Griffith stare
>find out later that a lot of people were unnerved by my staring them down with wide open eyes while making out with this girl
TLDR; take the Drive pill, just please go easy on the autism bros
>cops stop their car and point at you with a "holy shit" face and tap the guy next to them
I think I'm making it bros