do you guys think if I lift hard enough God will give me a prime Denise Richards like wife

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you have to lose trying?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    starship troopers denise richards was the best thing that has ever existed on the planet earth. it was the pinnacle of god's creation and after that reality was destroyed, we live in hell now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go with Christ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3rdpbp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very true.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So true

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, now go lift

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now YOU can't do this, but I've seen women manifest this sort of thing.

    >Knew a girl in high school who was obsessed with Tyrese
    >Ends up marrying a dude that looks like Tyrese
    >Had a friend in college who had the hots for Channing Tatum
    >Married a jacked square jawed dude who looked like a cross between Tatum and John Cena
    >At my first job a coworker of mine said that Vince Vaughn was "yummy" (wtf)
    >Meets and marries a dude a couple years later that looks exactly like him

    I don't know how they do it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jennifer connelly was always my favorite and my wife looks like her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You mean James Connelly?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the most beautiful known women of the last 50 years, on earth, is actually a man!

          existing solely on this website has fricked kids like you up so hard man.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’s just trannies trying to muddy waters
            Very deceitful tactic used by communists

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They know what they're doing

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god will give a slipped disc, a fat latina with PCOS but miraculously a kid and about 200k of credit card debt you will be harassed for once they learn you live in the same house.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I somehow managed to get a chick this hot to agree to marry me, felt like a miracle.

    Of course she dumped me for me being autistic loser.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you prefer God to control her love to you like a puppet, or you would want her to decide if she loves you truly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean who wouldn't pick 1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I was thinking too.
        Most people would prefer the illusion rather then the real thing, which is kinda interesting, because they would prefer the lie, rather then the true person, probably because of self-perceived impossibility of having her. It does come off as an insecurity and narcissism, but ill have to think more on it.
        Maybe this whole life is an illusion and everything is controlled by god so basically praying for a controlled-like-puppet gf is just another day in the park.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's just that I've dealt with true women enough and I would be completely fine with God pulling the strings every now and then to keep her in line. It's a peaceful life.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It worked for my uncle, He prayed for years and God gave him a girl like he wanted, plus her family was rich too. Of course it took effort of his own too

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    got rejected by a girl who look like her last month

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but if you're prone to getting your brain sucked out by a bug, you definitely stand a chance

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