Do you mog your friends?

Do you mog your friends?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      then you're the hottest dude in your crew

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quickly getting there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not even ultimate

        What a noob

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have 15000 hours in HOI4, I am not kidding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, you mean I do but they're all self obsessed buttholes that literally do nothing except work/ bar or work/ youtube. Why the hell do I want to sit in a room with people pretending to socialize. So I just hangout when there's a BBQ / backyard party and that's about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be your friend anon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats not very fren like behavior now is it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 of those girls have the exact sams phenotype

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones? (you are not allowed to say 2 4 & 5)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        8, 13, 23

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol...rules lawyer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the "ugly face" phenotype

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By muscular standpoint yup
    By being fittest (running, amount of pullups, pusch ups etc) yup
    By being leanest somtimes im like 15-18% bf
    By height usually im 6'2 and got couple lanky 6'3-6'4 buddies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. poor

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am just an average man (177cm, 80kg) and most of my friends are taller than me, but we all have girlfriends and their girlfriends are at least 30cm shorter than they are, whilst my girlfriend is 185cm and 82kg. I think I mog them in that regard, but they mog me in most other things. I do cop a lot of flak from them about my girlfriend, but I think this may be envy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick em bro. If you two are happy they should keep their mouths shut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >185cm gf
      You are a lucky man

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mog some frens, some frens mog me... It's okay, I can't be friends with ugly people.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My friend is 3 inches taller than me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have glasses so no. But I refuse to fall for the Lasik meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just use contacts you fricking mong

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 4 > 1 > 2 >3
    I would bang all of them, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you would have a choice if the middle one decided to bang you
      Remember girls, if he gets a boner, it means he consents.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do mog my friends, but that doesn't matter. My friends are worth more than the rest of humanity combined.
    If anyone tried insulting my friends by comparing them to me I would defend them. Whilst they are not fit, they are good men.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My strat by either by happenstance or subconscious choice is to have a gamut of friends from chads to betas, while I sit comfortably in the middle.

    As far as getting laid/lucky at the bar i do quite well as the women drip off my chad friends but end up settling for me when they realize theyre not good enough

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >weight 180
    >when her weight doesn't start with 2
    She needs to eat more.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1>4>5>2>3

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not my childhood friends but i mog everyone at the office. nobody seems to take care of their bodies here even though they should be the ones that work out the most.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5=4>1>2>3

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they all compete for HWD

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3,3,5,3,4,5,3,1,3,5. I would absolutely keep going back to three, assuming everything down there is tight, sweet and fresh.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in awe at the size of this lass

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a BIG b***h!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 5 4 2 1

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the most fit person between my friends but ironically I am the only single dude there.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 and her only so long as I have access when and wherever I choose.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    number 15 Hannah Donaldson has impressive stats, picrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >6'3
      She will breed a new age of warriors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not over 300
      someone needs to learn gorilla warfare

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

    6'0, nice jaw, some muscles, big hands, nice eye area, full head of hair, Bateman mode as far as self care

    All my friends are druggies or neckbeards

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heightmog all my friends
    Physiquemogged by all my friends
    They all have more success with women than me

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her braps

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 with 3s' thighs

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am 5'9 and all my friends are 6'3 and above. I can't complain though, life is good.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only because I’m the only one of my friends who has lost weight& built up muscle.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Only friend who actually lifts talks shit on bodybuilders and is fat af.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Physically? Yes.
    Mentally? Yes.
    Socially? No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God same

      I think I autistically maxed out my objective, tangible stats when I was young and never paid attention to things like basic social skills.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      my social life is shit, i hate 99% of people tho so its difficult to find decent friends, for whatever reason i always had almost only female friends in my life, in my experience when you filter the ones that only want to frick you or use you to enhance their social status, you find very loyal friends that are capable of having a discussion outside of football and are there when you need them.
      i had a lot of male "friends" trough my hobbies but since i have a lot of them and i periodically get bored and alternate them i noted that they vanish as soon as i focus on other things, they only want me around because of my autistic knowledge of such hobbies.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. But not intentionally.
    I've been trying to get them to go to the gym with me for years.

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