Do you prank the fatties at your office?

Do you prank the fatties at your office?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never had a job

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same except I’m 31

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you pay for stuff? What would you do if that income source disappears? Work at McDonalds?

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've thought about booby trapping the stationary bikes. Essentially, a 30lb kettlebell is attached to the rafters that is triggered to drop when the seat registers 250lbs or more. Not so much a prank as it is stone cold Archimedean murder, but I don't think most people at my gym would mind given that stationary bikes are the reddit of cardio machines suited for people that somehow imagine they will lose weight by sitting down and paddling their feet like a homosexual.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      stationary bikes are great

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name daughter Wendy
    >let her get fat
    Oof, Wendy the whale, Wendy's, Wendy the World, Wide Wendy, Wobble Wendy, Waddling Wendy, Wendy: ender of tendies, Wide End Wendy, Wendy Lunch bell ringin'

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow you would have made a good bully

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      keeeek

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wendy: ender of tendies, Wide End Wendy
      Top kek

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wendy Lunch bell ringin'

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wendy: ender of tendies
      My sides

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      An artisan at work. Beautiful.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wendy: ender of tendies
      >Wendy Lunch bell ringin'
      kino

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not
      >World Wide Wendy

      You missed your chance, bucko

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The list can keep on growing, god knows Wendy is.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you know mahk?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wendy: ender of tendies

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all this happens
    >she never once goes to HR

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously. I hate being an uptight gay, but work is work. I'm there to do my job and make money. It's not high school, no one should be changing your computer settings or unplugging things at your desk. I hate fat people too but I hate adults who do childish shit like this even more.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fiddling with chairs and desk is kinda lame high school crap. But you should lock you computer if you leave it unattended, so we did crap like that to school newbies to lock your computer when you go take a shit and such.

        Being american must be sad.
        I live in eastern block and we all make such jokes on each other at work and nobody gives a shit.
        We once played the 3rd reich anthem and our supervisor(which is a woman) came by and was grooving to it and asked us what is the song, so we told her the truth.
        Her reaction was "well... frick" and she went by to do her shit.
        Eastern block > america.

        Can confirm, once we, led by our team manager, changed coworkers wallpaper to gay porn. Took him a few days to notice since he had something maximized most of the time.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously. I hate being an uptight gay, but work is work. I'm there to do my job and make money. It's not high school, no one should be changing your computer settings or unplugging things at your desk. I hate fat people too but I hate adults who do childish shit like this even more.

          https://i.imgur.com/HjvhnUy.jpg

          >all this happens
          >she never once goes to HR

          do you think small business care, or even have an HR?
          lol, lmao

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Care about what? Company secrets and private materials being stolen because a fat c**t cant lock her laptop when she cant wait to stuff her face?
            Yeah I think they care about that, especially the related lawsuits.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao you’ve never been in a corporate setting in your life.
              I worked in legal for a relatively large healthcare corp. People had passwords on a sticky on their monitor because they never changed it from when IT set it up. The doors are locked with fob entry what the frick could possibly happen? “Muh company sekrits” isnt an excuse for harassing someone at work.
              She should still probably eat less food though.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah her fatness is and excuse to harass her though . gross fattys need to be sent to africa

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh company sekrits isn't an excuse to harass people at work”
                It unironically is. You're doing the company a favor and teasing your coworker for being moronic

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bro better avoid lawsuits by fricking with a fat chick’s chair. moron.
                Again, you have clearly never worked in a professional environment.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              not the locking of machines, of course they care about that, the pranking of fatties.

              My family owns a small business and that shit is non-stop. Nobody cares

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            She can always look for another job, too.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't have fun at work, what's the point? As long as the person is taking it in good humour a bit of light bullying/teasing/pranks is fine.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        100 bucks says nobody is even messing with the fatoid. Its probably the cleaning guy unplugging shit by accident or moving chairs around to vacuum and this fatoid has such an ingrained victim complex she thinks somebody is out to get her while everybody else doesnt even notice the minor inconveniences like an adjusted chair or unplugged phone

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the cleaning guy accidently changed my computers language to Sanskrit by bumping into the table when I walked away for a few minutes to take a shit

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be pretty pissed at the guy if I found out he was completely preventing productivity for some dumb prank like changing the language on peoples computers to arabic

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat woman
      >implying she isn't HR
      would explain why she is targeted, frick HR

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The point of shaming fatties is to inspire them to get IST. Simple cruelty is pointless.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is lulz

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baby don't hurt me

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I only prank that b***h of a Black person who works at HR and constantly makes us listen to her endless "muh racism" and "muh diversity" sermons. I have, for example, replaced her lactose free milk with real milk once and she's complained about stomach cramps for weeks. I've replaced the sign at her door once when I came to the office on a sunday so that it read "Mrs. <name>, Dept: Subhuman resources". Took them a few days to notice, kek. Shit like that. Might get fired one day if they catch me, but I'm thinking about quitting anyway.

    Well, I suppose, she's fat, too, so I am pranking a fatty, but that's not the reason why I do it.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being american must be sad.
    I live in eastern block and we all make such jokes on each other at work and nobody gives a shit.
    We once played the 3rd reich anthem and our supervisor(which is a woman) came by and was grooving to it and asked us what is the song, so we told her the truth.
    Her reaction was "well... frick" and she went by to do her shit.
    Eastern block > america.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly do you mean by "3rd Reich anthem"?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horst Wessel Lied.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok, fair enough. Keep going, slavbro.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      My boss called us Black folk in front of a french company representative. The guy pretended that he didn't hear it. He never called us that before or after, so not sure why he decided to say it lmao.
      Eastern Europe as well.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody pranks me in my office.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We would always tell a new employee that our boss would order them subway on their first day, just walk into his office with your order written down and hand it to him. Never got a massive fatty to do it, but that would make it even funnier.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy needs to buy some window alarms or a dye pack or something

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave computer unlocked when out of the room
    Who does this? This is IT security lesson 1. She should be fired for that alone, especially since she clearly keeps fricking doing it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick that. I'll lock my computer when I leavevfor lunch or at the of the day but if I'm going for a piss I'm not going to lock it and unplug my yubikey then go through the login rigamarole again. If they wanted me to lock the pc all the time they shouldn't make logging in like pulling teeth. Excessive security incentivizes circumvention.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how a board full of losers who claim to be ostracized by society, bullied in school, etc. are so happy to dogpile on an easy target.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >losers who claim to be ostracized by society, bullied in school, etc
      ??? projecting your personal problems?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're all varsity athletes who got recruited to elite schools here. Pretty sure we have at least 1 MIT guy.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't have the making of a varsity athlete though.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets bullied in 6th grade for being fat
    >Stays fat through adulthood

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, yeah? Most pipo get fat as a coping mechanism. If bullying fixed fatties we wouldn’t have fatties.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fatty or a bully. I work from home so I don’t have to deal with either.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i had the energy and the creativity i would do this to some people
      ive been working from home for 2 years now though

      >he doesn't bully himself
      >making it

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i had the energy and the creativity i would do this to some people
    ive been working from home for 2 years now though

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing I do to my co-workers is I swap my stapler or whatever for theirs whenever my stuff runs out. And tell them our manager was asking why they didn't show up on days they had off, as in making it out that they were meant to be in and forcing them to check their schedules all the time. It's all in good fun.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sent a morbidly obese dude a pig figurine in the mail once but thats it. Idk how he reacted.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    the part about the school made this more believable

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd love to frick her fat body after this prankster made her feel bad

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, if you go to hr about this and nothing is done, you can sue the company for enough money to retire
    dog bless the usa

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually emphasize with the sentiment "I just want to be left alone and do my job."
    Why the frick does everyone keep trying to talk to me, like leave me alone social interaction stresses me out

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >connect to bluetooth and play “I FEEL GOOD”
    KEEEEEEEK Based prankster

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    rtorled

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