do you think there's hope for me? Posted on May 5, 2023 by Anonymous do you think there's hope for me?
and keep going
Absolutely, gl brother, just cut out refined shit, and get excited to feel the burn - think of it as immediate feedback that you love yourself enough to challenge yourself for the better, youll be 1/2/3/4 in no time
and just going
you can even get a nice little monetary boost in the beginning by selling boob pics to clueless virgins on reddit
SS+GOMAD can fix this in 3-4 months
OP whatever you do, do NOT do SS+GOMAD
You said doodoo
stop trolling him guys his physique is cursed enough.
Last thing he needs is milk
whoa there satan
>SS + Gomad
Kek. I want to see the after pictures of that
Yes, just don't commit any crimes while you look like this, because if you go to prison you will get absolutely ravaged
I could imagine being confident despite the big boobs.
Give those titties one last squeeze and then head off to the gym!
you WILL be a woman
Ye. What are you, 16? You haven't even finished puberty yet
Those are some fucking sweet tits boyo... Bet you used to let the neighbourhood lads cop a feel for a choccy bar and soda.
Sure, I think you'd be a pretty decent-looking woman if you slimmed down a bit and grew out your hair.
Wait, are you not female?
im a man
For real? Well, I would still fuck you.
Anyway, losing belly fat and gaining a bit of muscle will help pretty much anyone, including you. But you may also want to go to the doctor and get karyotyped, plus a few hormone tests.
why do you say that
you’re a male at best
You are a boy. Start working out now, don’t become jaba and then try and walk it back at 25. Just keep lifting so when you are a man you don’t have to think about skin surgery and what might have been.
You already made it to Egyptian Pharaoh raised on grains tier. There is no higher position to reach.
Don't worry about committing any crimes while looking like this. You'll be owned by the biggest Chad there and he will protect you.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
that thread was wild started laughing my ass off when i saw this
I'd cum on your tits
>no reverse image search hits
New pearanon just dropped?
Minimum bf% (maybe on the edge of underweight) and cut all phytoestrogen out of your diet. Get into running, put a treadmill in your room if you're not confodent in going outside yet. If it has an incline setting, do uphill shuttles - they cut fat quick and put muscle on your quads and calves. Work for hypertrophy in arms as well, so you get some definition and make the proportions more reasonable. After about 6 months you should be looking decent with a shirt.
You should be hitting up a dietitian instead of just taking advice from fit, most of the strategies here are very aggressive and will probably end up causing catastrophic nutrient deficiencies or surpluses of toxins.
Never say ngmi anon
This is a blue board
Whoa there Disney….
B U L B O U S
Of this is a pic of you, you look the same as you did weeks ago.
You didn't do shit, did you
I would unironically suck on your titties
You can be like that shredded black dude with the flappy pancake titties that I see in CBT all the time. This may not sound optimal, but realistically it's better than being a fat dude with voluptuous titties that I wanna give a suck to.
kek go back to 3rd world shit hole and play with your tits then
Yeah well maybe your mom can come with you when you get fitted for your first bra. After she can show you how to breast feed
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>Is there hope for me?
No idea - your haircut says man, but your body says woman. Are you FTM?
My brother has a similar condition. Get a blood test. You might have low test. Then lift and cut like your life depended on it until you can save enough money to remove the residual fat thall remain after puberty ofcourse. Take action now before defeatism sets in.
Are you FtM trans?
nice tits bro
Bro got spooked and left the thread.
Godspeed Hungarian titty bro
You pass as a butch lesbian at least
>do you think there's hope for me?
First : Go to the Gym.
Exercise, Cardio to lose weight.
Lift weights to gain muscle.
Usually I don't recommend supplements, especially to noobies, but try Tongka Ali.
Tongka Ali is a natural Test Booser that has the advantage of also preventing the Estrogens in your body from functonning.
You look like you have Gyno.
You look like you're Low Test and High Estrogens.
So work out, lift weights, lose the fat and take Tongka Ali if you want to fight against estrogens fucking up your body.
what did you do all your life to grow into such a bitchboy? You're gonna need surgery for the tits btw (most likely, lose weight first). You also need to lose all this weight and build a foundation of muscle. It's going to take you many years.
What the fuck is that
Yea there's hope. You're a long way there already, the HRT is going great! Just need to grow your hair longer and lose fat. Don't lift though, just focus on Glutes and cardio. Start watching some Makeup tutorials, In a year, you'll be ready.
You have a nicer rack than my wife.
helo butiful i sex you 1 foot pinnus
do your friends ever motorboat you for a laugh?
u look like V-e-g-a-n G-a-i-n-s' wife, except with bigger boobs lololol
Yes. Fast for 40 days.
Please don't bully pearanon 🙁
thanks guys, i feel so bad
cmon man, just lose weight, also consult with your doctor, you probably have some hormonal disbalance, too much estrogen - you need to raise your test and reduce estro...there are countless articles on web how to do that naturally (but first get your test and estro levels checked)
Just do what I recommended earlier and you should see some improvements.
- Go to a doctor to get yourself karyotyped and your hormone levels tested.
- Slight caloric deficit to reduce your belly size.
- Some strength training to gain a bit of muscle mass.
I'm rooting for you pearanon <3
Go to your doctor and ask about gyno and the doctor will probably recommend you to a plastic surgeon who will cut the breast tissue out. I had gyno when I was younger but had it taken care of when I was 14 or 15 so it never got that bad. Besides that just watch what you eat, I use Chronometer to track my calories, and start doing some cardio and hitting the gym. Start with the reddit PPL and if you can't
afford a gym membership, hopefully someone will post the callisthenics progression chart. as for cardio, just start walking for an hour a day (play Pokemon Go or something) or try to do a C25K. I don't know where you are so I don't know what healthcare is like but the PS will probably cost you a bit of money, but realistically whatever fleeting enjoyment you'd get from whatever you normally spend your money on won't feel as good as not having tits (I know).
He should go to a good doctor and ask for some tests too, there may be some other stuff in addition to the gynecomastia. He may have Klinefelters for example.
It's me again. I had another thought. I was also a fat fuck when I was younger (worked at Mcdonald's all through high school, about 4 years) and was about 250lbs with no muscle when I turned 18. Shortly after I turned 18 I got a job with my uncle's construction company doing labour (jackhammering, stacking lumber, etc) 6 days a week 10+ hours a day. It was hell but I went from 250 to 180 that year. Maybe consider getting a job at a lumber yard or landscaping or something so you can make some decent cash to save for the plastic surgeon and lose weight at the same time. Be strong tittybro, we're pulling for you.
can you lick them yourself
i dont want to do that 🙁
you laugh at me
tthanks guys, i try that
what are good beginner exercises?
Either some simple barbell routine for beginners or, if you're too shy to go to a gym, a bodyweight routine like the one from reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness.
See the exercise section of the IST sticky: https://liamrosen.com/fitness.html#exercise
I'm a middle aged mother and I look almost exactly like that.
She could lose some weight
What's your diet? I need to get my gf on it stat
what are your goals? do you want to be a manly dude or a femboy?
You would make a really good trap.
Grow your hair and do the sissy training routine.
As a chud sissy girl big yes. As a man, well you're gonna need an overly expensive surgery to remove those boobas.
That’s not even fat dude that’s literal breast tissue. You’re gonna need surgery for that
Which service is this?
Yes. Start lifting, start cutting. There is no gyno where there is no fat.
Isn’t this the fucking Nazi larper kid?
bro you got tits
cover that shit up dude
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