Usually more than 5 a day, often more than 10. It wasn't always like this but don't expect anyone to make the first move. (You) must do it!
This is valid for making friends and getting girls.
I get some from friends every now and again.
Depending on frineds it could be from "hey I had an interesting beer/drink/food. to "check out this band".
I sent a message to a girl i havent spoken to in years (good friends before i moved away) and its been unopened for over a week. My own fault for expecting anything
I have a group chat with friends from high school that is slowly bleeding out, it was 10 people before, only 6 of us are now semi active, 2 of them are likely to move for work within the next few years and 1 wants to study overseas soon. People used to talk daily and now there are weeks where nothing is said, it won't be long until our friend group is completely dead.
I've only had like 4 people DM me in the past year and I ghosted one of them, there's only one person I actively enjoy messaging with but I feel like I'm always the first to message them, I know they don't mind talking with me but I want someone to talk with me as much as I want to talk with them. I'm so lonely bros
It takes me a few hours to a few days to reply, so people probably don't like messaging me. I get a less then a handful of messages a month for conversation, usually I just send messages to organize a meet up.
Every time I think about how much I hate my job and want to quit before looking for something else, I think about this as the alternative; suddenly it doesn't seem so bad.
Couple group chats and a small handful of close friends that I message semi-regularly on fb, and a WhatsApp group with my parents that I'll send dog pics or happy snaps to. Don't use insta or twitter
The wife and I both WFH so our text history is just "at the shops you want anything?", nothing exciting
I'm pretty fucking awful at the whole texting thing so I'm not as active as I could be though
>go to Asian massage parlor >$60 an hour >give them $120 >ohhhh mistah ah yoo sure >yes it is tip >ohhhh ok thank yoooo >get completely naked under towel >she comes in and takes the towel off and asks if it’s ok
Why would you like to put your dick inside somewhere so filthy?
I think handjobs are fine, but blowjobs/actual sex is disgusting with people who are not virgins
>messages
I am in like four different group chats, family + 3 different friend/gaming groups and will message back and forth with a few other people daily
Probably spend too much time on it but socializing is unironically good for you
>massages
Once to twice a month sports massage, 90min
Started getting cupping to unfuck my tight shoulders and it's been helpful
I go to an Asian massage parlor every 3-6 months. I take a day to relax and do whatever I want like just fish in the woods. I make sure I’m extremely sore with DOMs before I go in, I’ll spend the week hitting everything hard as fuck just for this. Then I’ll splurge and get a multiple masseuse hour+ session. They always giggle and blush at my body. Usually at some point one will continue massaging me while the other removed her shirt and places her tits on my head and starts giving me scalp massages and basically just coddling and holding me and making soft moans in my ears while the other works my body. Eventually they’ll both strip naked and and hold me, running their hands up and down my muscles. Sometimes they’ll both strip instantly and both will sit on me and grind their yellow pussies all over my muscles. I once had them give me a massage, then bring a new girl in who couldn’t have been older than 20, and we all ended up cuddling while they showed her how to jack my dick which eventually turned into all three blowing me and the new girl eventually riding me to completion.
It’s a nice feel after spending half a year without relaxing at all.
Bro, he is literally paying for the experience, and sometimes they give him a bonus (you can liken it to getting an extra McNugget when you are a regular in McDonalds).
Parlors are very kind to regulars who cause no issues and who are hygienic.
I get massages on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday by this MILF that for some reason wants to date me despite her being 8 years older than me and I'm dating. For free.
She rented a place for her spa business. There is a jacked PT guy who is dating a regional pageant that wants to fuck her. He and another pregnant girl (whom he knew during covid, and he is also not the baby's father (his words))
If you think I'm making this up, I have some more: the MILF's ex-husband is about to become a major general and that guy keeps trying to win her back. I don't find her sexually attractive. I don't understand why the jacked dude likes her more than the 18 year old beauty pageant.
I've read some PUA books, including but not limited to:
- model mark manson
- rational male
- the way of men
- book of pook
- heartiste
- pimpology
- robert greene's thing
but nothing I read prepared me for reality. It doesn't make any sense. I will gladly take the free massages though.
Why are you so unlikeable
Everyone I have ever met that is actually enjoyable to be around has no problems making or keeping friends
If you scratch at the surface of every one of you foreveralone losers there's a bitter angry incel waiting to lash out and demonstrate exactly why nobody wants to be friends with them
You are alone because you deserve to be alone, at least until you fix yourself
It's the same shit every time >muh genetics >muh joos >muh wimmen
Just deathly allergic to taking any responsibility for their own actions or situation because doing so would shatter their precious victim complex they have spent years cultivating
i spam my own life shitpost to some family members and a few old friends. i just copy paste whatever i type and resend it to them. if they are not busy they kek or share their own opinions/happenings. some days my skizo affective disorder kicks in and i dont shitpost because it gets in my head that im disturbing them but they always shitposts their own life or say something in general to get my ball going, even they straight up ask me why im so silent, some of them have told me in person they kek a lot and they enjoy reading my banter. ive noticed women and npc cucks are too retarded to follow my autism, if they dont give me non npc answers i stop messaging them. >tldr i shitpost my own life to select people and they shitpost back
>what type?
Usually from WhatsApp, family, friends...
>How often?
Pretty much all day
all day is too much. where do you find the time to work
mostly Whatsapp, sometimes Telegram, i check Facebook once every 3 months, don't like that site very much, never got into Instagram
why I feel attacked by this question ?
I receive death threats from chuds and gays every day from 4 a.m. till around 11:30 p.m.
have i gotten coombrain or did anyone else see someone getting railed doggy in that picture?
Yeah it looked like a dude getting his ass blew out
yes, and i tried to figure out for 3sec if it's gay or straight sex... i'm not proud
yup
Looks like somebody is about to get some good pipe
>look at contacts
>mom
>dad
>sister
>work
>friend I haven't talked to in 5 years
>friend I haven't talked to in 7 years
>ex
>ex
normie
>>ex
btfo
why do normies wanna be losers so bad.
i get (You)s, maybe 3-4 times per comment, i'm not a great poster
just end every post with
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
and watch the (you)'s roll in
Usually more than 5 a day, often more than 10. It wasn't always like this but don't expect anyone to make the first move. (You) must do it!
This is valid for making friends and getting girls.
I get some from friends every now and again.
Depending on frineds it could be from "hey I had an interesting beer/drink/food. to "check out this band".
I sent a message to a girl i havent spoken to in years (good friends before i moved away) and its been unopened for over a week. My own fault for expecting anything
I have a group chat with friends from high school that is slowly bleeding out, it was 10 people before, only 6 of us are now semi active, 2 of them are likely to move for work within the next few years and 1 wants to study overseas soon. People used to talk daily and now there are weeks where nothing is said, it won't be long until our friend group is completely dead.
I've only had like 4 people DM me in the past year and I ghosted one of them, there's only one person I actively enjoy messaging with but I feel like I'm always the first to message them, I know they don't mind talking with me but I want someone to talk with me as much as I want to talk with them. I'm so lonely bros
I get one once a month
hour and a half sports massage
It takes me a few hours to a few days to reply, so people probably don't like messaging me. I get a less then a handful of messages a month for conversation, usually I just send messages to organize a meet up.
>we've decided to move forward with another candidate
Every time I think about how much I hate my job and want to quit before looking for something else, I think about this as the alternative; suddenly it doesn't seem so bad.
Good luck anon.
Couple group chats and a small handful of close friends that I message semi-regularly on fb, and a WhatsApp group with my parents that I'll send dog pics or happy snaps to. Don't use insta or twitter
The wife and I both WFH so our text history is just "at the shops you want anything?", nothing exciting
I'm pretty fucking awful at the whole texting thing so I'm not as active as I could be though
>go to Asian massage parlor
>$60 an hour
>give them $120
>ohhhh mistah ah yoo sure
>yes it is tip
>ohhhh ok thank yoooo
>get completely naked under towel
>she comes in and takes the towel off and asks if it’s ok
That’s how you know you’re in
weird message, but ok
Will they fuck you if you’re a regular and pay them enough?
Yes.
Why would you like to put your dick inside somewhere so filthy?
I think handjobs are fine, but blowjobs/actual sex is disgusting with people who are not virgins
>blowjobs/actual sex is disgusting with people who are not virgins
based
Milk with pizza?
Depends on the place
why not get a prostitute instead? What is the appeal of massage parlors?
It's a mental trickery to hide the fact that you are a sexual addict.
>paying $120 for a handjob
ISHYGDDT
And a massage
My muscles get massaged every time I use them.
I usually send the first message
>messages
I am in like four different group chats, family + 3 different friend/gaming groups and will message back and forth with a few other people daily
Probably spend too much time on it but socializing is unironically good for you
>massages
Once to twice a month sports massage, 90min
Started getting cupping to unfuck my tight shoulders and it's been helpful
It's not good.
I go to an Asian massage parlor every 3-6 months. I take a day to relax and do whatever I want like just fish in the woods. I make sure I’m extremely sore with DOMs before I go in, I’ll spend the week hitting everything hard as fuck just for this. Then I’ll splurge and get a multiple masseuse hour+ session. They always giggle and blush at my body. Usually at some point one will continue massaging me while the other removed her shirt and places her tits on my head and starts giving me scalp massages and basically just coddling and holding me and making soft moans in my ears while the other works my body. Eventually they’ll both strip naked and and hold me, running their hands up and down my muscles. Sometimes they’ll both strip instantly and both will sit on me and grind their yellow pussies all over my muscles. I once had them give me a massage, then bring a new girl in who couldn’t have been older than 20, and we all ended up cuddling while they showed her how to jack my dick which eventually turned into all three blowing me and the new girl eventually riding me to completion.
It’s a nice feel after spending half a year without relaxing at all.
this never happened
Bro, he is literally paying for the experience, and sometimes they give him a bonus (you can liken it to getting an extra McNugget when you are a regular in McDonalds).
Parlors are very kind to regulars who cause no issues and who are hygienic.
AY YO I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMEONE FUCKIN A BOOTY IN THE THUMBNAIL
I'm gay and I have never gotten a massage
It's too embarassing to let another man touch me (unless he is also fucking me)
haven't you gotten a massage while someone was fucking you?
I get massages on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday by this MILF that for some reason wants to date me despite her being 8 years older than me and I'm dating. For free.
She rented a place for her spa business. There is a jacked PT guy who is dating a regional pageant that wants to fuck her. He and another pregnant girl (whom he knew during covid, and he is also not the baby's father (his words))
If you think I'm making this up, I have some more: the MILF's ex-husband is about to become a major general and that guy keeps trying to win her back. I don't find her sexually attractive. I don't understand why the jacked dude likes her more than the 18 year old beauty pageant.
I've read some PUA books, including but not limited to:
- model mark manson
- rational male
- the way of men
- book of pook
- heartiste
- pimpology
- robert greene's thing
but nothing I read prepared me for reality. It doesn't make any sense. I will gladly take the free massages though.
>He and another pregnant girl
He and another pregnant girl are renting a room in her spa. It was the PT guy's move to stay close to the MILF
Haven't received a single text from a friend in 6 years. Just family.
>just reach out to people - you get back what you put in
why are you lying?
Why are you so unlikeable
Everyone I have ever met that is actually enjoyable to be around has no problems making or keeping friends
If you scratch at the surface of every one of you foreveralone losers there's a bitter angry incel waiting to lash out and demonstrate exactly why nobody wants to be friends with them
You are alone because you deserve to be alone, at least until you fix yourself
watch his denial kick in
It's the same shit every time
>muh genetics
>muh joos
>muh wimmen
Just deathly allergic to taking any responsibility for their own actions or situation because doing so would shatter their precious victim complex they have spent years cultivating
I thought that was a guy getting buttfucked haha
Hey wait, I've seen this one, this one is a classic.
I have wonderful polish woman who comes to my house whenever I ask basically. Great price and its beyond amazing
My wife wakes me up with a rubdown and percussion massage every morning for like the last three months.
45 minutes a day.
Can't ask for more
i spam my own life shitpost to some family members and a few old friends. i just copy paste whatever i type and resend it to them. if they are not busy they kek or share their own opinions/happenings. some days my skizo affective disorder kicks in and i dont shitpost because it gets in my head that im disturbing them but they always shitposts their own life or say something in general to get my ball going, even they straight up ask me why im so silent, some of them have told me in person they kek a lot and they enjoy reading my banter. ive noticed women and npc cucks are too retarded to follow my autism, if they dont give me non npc answers i stop messaging them.
>tldr i shitpost my own life to select people and they shitpost back
I don't talk to anyone and i don't care at all.