Does a man stand a chance physically against a gorilla?

Even if he is the world's strongest man?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not you retarded moron

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because levan doesn't have 2 inch teeth and a 1300 PSI bite force

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if the Gorilla was muzzled.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if the guy had a .45 1911?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should draw a fighting manga based on that question anon
    i'd read it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 book build up of the fight. goes into training regimen, diet, tragic backstory ... even hints at latent gorilla dna.

      last book is four panels: gorilla live happy, gorilla hit by tranq, gorilla wake up in arena, gorilla rip apart human.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost good. Man become friend of gorilla after being beat and humbled.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, gorillas just like chimps have way thicker bones than us thus making them many times stronger than humans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about technique anon?
      Im fairly certain theres a bunch of martial arts whose entire purpose is to beat people who are physically stronger than yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The keyword in that is "people" fighting any big game bare handed is downright suicidal

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it the domestication that makes humans' weak? What if a man was raised completely in the wild like a feral animal with none of the creature comforts of civilization, would he still lose?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you retard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you would still lose moron.
            The human body severely inhibits muscle development. It also inhibits the muscle contraction intensity. Human evolutionary strategy was having a big brain and outsmarting things.
            Humans, on a size/strength ratio, are probably one of the weakest species to ever live.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It also inhibits the muscle contraction intensity
              fibers always recruit at full strength every time they contract. That's basic physiology

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Our stamina is top notch tho. We can still hunt by literally exhausting the pray on planes and savanahs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              We are definitely proportionally weaker compared to other great apes, but great apes are super strong compared to most other animals. For example humans are stronger pound for pound than wolves or deer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >humans are stronger pound for pound than wolves or deer
                This is just outright wrong. Apes are if anything, weaker than most animals.
                10lbs monkeys get killed by 2lbs martens, 400lbs gorillas get killed by 120lbs leopards.
                While these aren't tests of strength, you can look at muscle attachments and fast twitch to slow twitch and see most of the time the carnivorans will have an ape outclassed. There's a reason apes go to the trees.
                Plus deer and wolves have no way of picking up a weight and testing strength, there's just no way you can fairly test such different animals operationally.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                waisted quints on some gay shit WTF

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. apefag
                Stay in your trees, boy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice digits
                Felines are the strongest mammals pound for pound so yeah, gorillas get killed by leopards because leopards ambush them and bite their necks, also gorillas have super tight skin on their chest or something, so if they get a larger wound there they just bleed out.
                Humans can wrestle similarly sized deer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deer have no ability to wrestle though, that is extremely dependent on dex. If you were to just look at the kind of kicking force a deer could output, that's another story, their limbs are geared to basically one work in one plane.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We've sacrificed the explosive power found in chimps and gorillas for more fine motor control which matches much better with our intellect. You'll never teach a chimp how to sew.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cross-Species Exclusionary Radical Tailors be like

              "Sorry, Bobo, you'll never be a real seamstress."

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The human body prioritizes building the brain over muscles and thicker bones

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >would he still lose?
            Yes, but he would easily win any olympic running event and any marathon. Nobody trains running every day from the age of 5 anymore.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            Remember: All mammals come from a genetic bottleneck after a extinction event. Every single mammal you see even in the wild, has done massive tradeoffs to get where they are, and some even gained net positives in the process.
            If we are getting wild GMO on humans, I assume some of the actual advancements is going to be bone density vs strength, muscle structure, and improving digestion. If depression are solved by that point, maybe more robust brain chemistry.

            you think humans are gonna experience a new "evolutionary shift" or has it always been a very slow process of learning, and then sharing or stealing that knowledge from eachother that got us here?

            like could you teach a neanderthal how to use IST if you taught them from birth or would they just be too retarded.

            only reason i wonder is because i read in an article years ago that humans are at their evolutionary apex and technology and sciences are basically our next stage of evolution

            Evolution occurs from environmental pressure and genetic bottlenecks. And it requires a mass death via environmental factors before breeding, to happen.
            As we are now the end fertility rate vs evolutionally pressure rate is too low for genetic selection at a actual rate.

            Eugenics was suggested at a point where a lot of the mechanics was poorly understood, by people unwilling to deal with the fact the majority of the diverge in the ethnic populations are from environmental factors.
            Even now eugenics/selection is still just limited to shit like sickle cell or other rare genetic compound diseases.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >stress, genetic mutation
              i wonder if humans born in space would warrant that kind of permanent need for adaptation. not that it would be good, then again it might be? forgoing even more of our physical needs and possibly evolving our neurological pathways to work faster, have higher capacity, i dunno.

              or they would just die off over and over until the specific adaptions were bred to live in space forever and no positive effects observed, just entropy of the human genome

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As we understand it... a Martian naturalborn human will lack the bone density to go back to earth. How much of the bodies systems really on gravitational stress beyond that is still a mystery.
                A spacer would be even more fucked.
                Currently astronauts suffer bone mass loss and permanent debilitation from going to space, and we don't even know if centrifugal force is enough to pad a plaster on it.

                But the thing its so drastic, and we likely lack the core genetics needed for a stress evolution via a dye off/eugenics.
                The more likely path is that drugs/stress treatment via centrifuges can make partially plaster the issue. But if its enough to allow genetic selection via trait extremity is anybody's guess.
                We are more likely to try GMO for early space colonists, and then go from there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last time I heard about this matter people said that embryos can't develop in low gravity environments properly so even if a woman somehow manages to get pregnant in space she won't be able to give birth to anything resembling a healthy human, if the embryo even survives to that point.

                It's apparently a huge problem because colonizing space would mean that you need to create earth-like environments for women and their babies (or send them back to Earth) because otherwise the colonists won't be able to reproduce at all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow i had no idea about that, so the whole artificial gravity thing is more than just a luxury or attempt at preventing muscle wasting and bone density issues.

                but then again that begs to differ would centrifugal artificial gravity even work properly? it isnt just an outward force it would still be centripetal and probably fuck with the embryo in that regard too.

                fuckin physics and shit man i never was good at math but my brain does have the capacity to question and comprehend shit like this. fuck math though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We aren't even that weak, out of all the land animals there are what a couple dozens that could regular take an adult male human in a fight and reliably win. Our punches can even fuck up small sharks when we boop their noses.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Martial arts are a jokr and the whole "beat people who are stronger" only applies to fights where there is a strict set or moves that are allowed. Good luck trying your peepeepoopoo jitsu on someone who can bite a chunk out of your arm or ruthlessly elboe you in the eye socket while you try to line up a joe rogan pecker slurper twisty willy lock or whatever. Clown.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically any martial arts that actually focuses on combat deals with that. If your joint lock lets your enemy bite you and leaves him enough freedom of movement to elbow you, your technique sucks ass.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Theres no martial art that can deal with me punching you in the head. Unironically.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's what dodging and parrying are for. Unironically every martial art's response to question of what to do when punched with full force is
              >don't get punched with full force
              Also, grapplers absolutely mog unskilled strikers in 1v1. There is reason why every high level martial artist knows at least enough of the grappling to counter grapples of his opponents.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Martial arts tend to have moves to deal with that. However, you will have to be able to read someone immediately slugging you in the face and have the reflexes to dodge. Shit like boxing helps with that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you try to put a gorilla in a chokehold it'll snap your arms in half

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have access to the arms in a rear naked choke once it's in. It's wedged between your chin and collar bone and puts you to sleep in seconds.
          This is especially true with a gorilla's shoulder mobility.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Typically, yes. But animals like gorillas are a completely different magnitude when it comes to hand to hand combat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol.. a gorilla's neck is far stronger and more massive than a human's, and the chin is thicker and less prominent. There is no way on Earth you can "knock out" a gorilla by sloshing the brain around like you would a human man.
        The thing would bite your fuckign hands off if you put them anywhere near its face if it was in "fight" mode.

        This entire thread is retarded beyond belief. A pissed off goose would fuck up 90% of the tards in this thread.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >goose
          Animal-wanking tard has entered the thread.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Martial art is invented to beat other human.
        Some of the techniques won't work on other lifeforms.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure gorillas and chimps are stronger because they have better leverage due to how dense and well-connected their muscles are. I’ve read before about men being able to fight chimps, but not if you get ganged up on like that zookeeper. The one who pissed off a couple chimps by giving one cake. Sad story

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gorilla muscle insertions are further down the bone, which means they are just stronger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      I imagine the man who's constantly lifting heavy ass weight would have stronger bones than the gorilla.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're about as close to a complete retard as one can get. The only reason you aren't the Apex Retard is because you were able to fill out the captcha to post.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't fucking get it. After watching a few videos, it is clear that gorillas have some insane strength. They may very well have much stronger bones. However, chimpanzees and bonobos aren't nearly as strong as gorillas. I'm pretty sure the average powerlifter has stronger bones than most, if not all, chimpanzees and bonobos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thus
      Anon thinks he’s smart

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gorilla is only 5'11" so why is he outcompeting humanbois?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is not 16% body fat. More like 26%

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Hakuho vs Gorilla?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in a throat-singing contest

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bodyfat: 16.3%
    do powershitters really?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle mass alone is misleading. The way humans muscle fibers and bones are set up is hilariously inefficient compared to the gorillas. Pound for pound of muscle the gorillas peak power is like double even triple that of a human

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For that height that's a really light gorilla.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabani_(gorilla)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_(gorilla)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are both western lowlands, meaning the SMALLEST subspecies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And both bigger than op

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    They're not just scaled up chimps, you know. They evolved to take punches from other gorillas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't evolved to take punches at all because gorillas can't actually punch, but yes, they have thick skulls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are slaps or other sorts of arm and hand strikes.
          A punch is a closed fist, something a gorillas biology does not allow.
          A gorillas biology also does not allow it to create the kind of velocity a human can put behind their punch utilizing their entire body.
          Instead it just uses chimp out flailing with apesplosive power to push each other around.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are their chests not covered in fur?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                to show off

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So they can make sound when they hit their chest

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a tool

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can still clearly tell there is a lot of force behind those punches.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's just playing dumb. The one on the right got his head knocked back by that punch. Now imagine that hit hitting our gay alien skull.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                A skull is way harder than a coconut, it's not a contest. Coconuts have cleavage lines which is why they can break so cleanly. Old out of shape indian men can break coconuts while the hardest hammerfists from Francis Ngannou don't crack a skull.

                You can still clearly tell there is a lot of force behind those punches.

                As of seeing this

                they're quite fast too

                , I'll politely disagree. They're throwing the like back of the wrist shots, 0 power, all flail.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thought that was impressive
                Jesus fucking Christ 4chinoids are unimaginably pathetic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                A skull is way harder than a coconut, it's not a contest. Coconuts have cleavage lines which is why they can break so cleanly. Old out of shape indian men can break coconuts while the hardest hammerfists from Francis Ngannou don't crack a skull.
                [...]
                As of seeing this [...], I'll politely disagree. They're throwing the like back of the wrist shots, 0 power, all flail.

                It's a matter of effort.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the effort of breaking 140 coconuts vs 1. And that dude is an out of shape pajeet shitskin. You're overdosing on copium right now.
                As.
                We.
                Said.
                Nothing but flailing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He raises his hand basically over his head each time. The rilla barely lifts his 1 fists length away.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called "going fast", I imagine even a subhuman 4chinnoid freakazoid like you has heard of it, considering that he was setting a record for most coconuts destroyed bare handed in 60 seconds lmfao. You absolute fucking moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You would get 360 harambe brickscoped by a single punch from a gorilla you mongoloidic fucking trailer dweller.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is that man has trained himself to do that, and he still needs to hype himself up and use his whole body to crack the coconuts. meanwhile the gorilla doesnt think twice about it and barely taps on the thing to crack it open.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the difference is that man has trained himself to do that
                nopers
                >and he still needs to hype himself up and use his whole body to crack the coconuts
                LMFAO nope kek
                He needed practically 0 effort (much less than the gorilla) to destroy those coconuts and you forgot to mention there we 140 of them lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Humans have been put to Lala land by getting slapped by other humans. One good slap from them are you are out.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Once again, a human slap comes from a turning of the hips combined with stored energy from dexterous elastic shoulders. A gorilla has no way of mimicking the velocity outputted by a human limb.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              incredible

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          After watching a bunch of gorilla fights I've come to the conclusion that a man with a knife can beat one. They never bite and their strikes would only knock you down.
          The gorilla would bleed out before it does anything serious to you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That punch knocked back the other's head though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck no dude. Not even with a god damned sword.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It'd be beyond easily with a sword. Humans can 1v1 a lion with a spear, a gorilla doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. Gorilla bests a lion 9 times out of 10. Gorillas have hands & shit, they're not just limited to bites/scratching like a lion is. If a gorilla wants to grab you and rip your arm off, it will and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have now woken up to reality.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and rip your arm off
                They don't do this nor can they. Gorillas die to cats smaller than lions.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No kidding.

            I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I could.

            I've been weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg

            I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good pat on the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have some smart guys here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to get anything done with your cowardly body.

            Any trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

            Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

            >Caves you head in

            If you seriously think you could beat a gorilla in a 1 on 1, please contact your local mental asylum and give yourself in

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only knock you down
            are you blind? can you seriously not the extreme amounts of force generated in just that little exchange alone? youd be dead in seconds

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody on fortune.org has more gorilla pics than I do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody on fortune.org has more gorilla pics than I do
      Post them, king.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shadman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sup Gorillaanon
      flood us with those kino gorilla pics my dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm partial to the naked ones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*bites you*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck these teeth. Human don't stand a chance in a fight without guns or tools.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're quite fast too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks like a black dude I work with this is insane

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck I love gorillas bros

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he picks up rocks it's an easy W. Otherwise his weapons are inferior to the gorillas.
    That said a gorilla isn't a death machine like a predator is, they're pacifist and rarely engage in combat, mostly bluffing charges should a gorilla face another gorilla.
    In attacks against humans they can ragdoll humans but are notoriously poor at applying deadly force with their bites due to being unaccustomed to using it, with people being attacked by gorillas for half an hour and escaping with their lives and a few broken bones.
    Hypothetically if a guy Levan's size was a jiu jitsu wizard and sunk a tight rear naked on the gorilla, winning isn't outside the realm of possibility, but it's a 1/10000 chance of getting there to begin with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a tight rear naked on the gorilla
      Can you imagine a sight like that?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man has two advantages- his brain and his ability to travel long distances. other than that, there's plenty of species that rip through us like wet toilet paper.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And his dexterity to pick things up and chuck them hard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting our ability to throw and instead falling for some marathon hunting meme

        Actually, the greatest ability man has is the ability to throw and utilize throwing weapons. No other species on earth can throw like us.

        tool usage falls under brainpower

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Dolphins can have all the smarts they want but they'll never learn how to chuck a spear or a fastball since they don't have hands and shoulders.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            dolphins use tools dimwit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Their methods of using those tools are severely hindered by their anatomy.
              This is why people are pointing out throwing, because we have specially developed shoulders unique in the primate kingdom, as well as all of animals, evolved specially for our usage of ranged weapons.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure, but throwing a rock isn't going to stop a rampaging gorilla, you might need something like a spear AND a spear thrower to really have a chance.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla. Fundamentally they're pacifist herbivores who live by the "fight another day" philosophy the instant they encounter odds they don't like, and a magic punch coming from a tall hairless monkey from 10 yards away is one of those.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                all right, well you go right ahead and try your theory out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. A man cannot win a fight against a gorilla, but a man can scare away a gorilla.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big difference between a fling and a fastball. There's a reason why our shoulder morphology is of such importance evolutionarily.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it won't try to fight its life because.......they have lots of bluff fights with other gorillas and run away when hurt
                lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gorillas are by nature pacifist. If you knew shit about gorillas you'd know this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We solve the pacifism issue via the octagon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We solve the pacifism issue via the octagon.

                27 chimps attack 1 silverback, his 3 wives, and kill their baby.
                https://nypost.com/2021/07/22/chimps-are-killing-gorillas-unprovoked-for-the-first-time-scientists/

                Only 1 deranged chimp ate it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I've heard this story. Fuck chimps. I hope they got a prion.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw humans are the deranged chimps of the homo genus

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine the alien bug creatures out in the universe that would just feed on every apex predator in existence here on earth

                imagine getting cocooned by a 12 ft tall spider and injected with a liter of flesh melting venom

                >we dont stand a chance lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point was more that neanderthalers had bigger brains but the chimpy homo sapiens won.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting. So maybe not then. Thanks anon.

                Only the long-finned pilot whale to catch up to perhaps.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you think humans are gonna experience a new "evolutionary shift" or has it always been a very slow process of learning, and then sharing or stealing that knowledge from eachother that got us here?

                like could you teach a neanderthal how to use IST if you taught them from birth or would they just be too retarded.

                only reason i wonder is because i read in an article years ago that humans are at their evolutionary apex and technology and sciences are basically our next stage of evolution

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are humans today dumber than neanderthals. if you put an australopithecus in the public school system today chances are that australopithecus will graduate high school with at least B average

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The smartest chimp was 80 IQ, pretty much on par with the average sub-sahara iq. I am sure the neaderthals were smarter than those chimps.

                If we survive the ai/robots we might see some kind of speciation going on with elites and workers. If we ever reach into the stars the beings calling themselves human in the future will probably not even be recognizable as such.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tech and science are our next stages or evolution because modern society and medicine has completely halted natural selection. Every diseased dreg is strung along long enough to pass on its genes, every dyel who would have been front line chaff in battle now lurks around long enough to be a paypiglet for a 250lb american "woman" ETC.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >imagine...
                Ok, I've got a boner. Now what?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brainpower, sure, but even if the other great apes understood throwing sticks and rocks as well as we do they still wouldn't be as good at it because the structure of their shoulders wouldn't allow it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dolphins use tools dimwit

          sure, but throwing a rock isn't going to stop a rampaging gorilla, you might need something like a spear AND a spear thrower to really have a chance.

          >Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla

          Why are you pretending to be a fool

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Midwit take

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting our ability to throw and instead falling for some marathon hunting meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >marathon hunting meme
        It's not a meme.Humans are the best long distance runners in the animal kingdom.It's a fact.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong gay, horses and dogs beat humans easily

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, the greatest ability man has is the ability to throw and utilize throwing weapons. No other species on earth can throw like us.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No other species on earth can throw like us.
        >

        Pound for pound you're probably right though

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People have already mentioned a Gorilla's brute strength but they also have a bite force stronger than a fucking polar bear, whatever it chomps down on would be turned to mush

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pound for pound. In reality a polar bear as an animal with 3x the mass, 3x the skull size, and the tooth structure for tearing and crushing would break you far easier.

      https://i.imgur.com/AiNT3LI.jpg

      Now zoom in. Due to their knuckle walking nature the small digit on their phalanges can't curl all the way to couch themselves into the palm, which is what a fist is and why it takes a bunch of small bones and turns it into a relatively stable structure.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really dont know what your point is. open palm strikes can be knockout shots if a very powerful human throws them. from a gorilla? against a human? death

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you block the strikes. Are you guys legitimately retarded? Do you think fighting is a barrage of attacks that each side offenses like a turn-based RPG? No. You block, you kick, you lunge, you pivot. I didn't think I'd need to explain this. This guy gets it

          Depends how competent the man is at Muay Thai. If he can keep his distance, he can use his longer range to cripple the opponent with some nasty leg kicks, then bully him with jabs; slowly opening him up for a brutal boxing combo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they don't throw open palm strikes the way we do, hand corked back, striking with the end of the forearm bones. They're unable to generate velocity from their legs and hips and shoulders.
          All they do is flail their hands around for what is effectively pushes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is a reason a come forward volume puncher is considered to be the most difficult style to beat in boxing. there is not much you can do against a guy who just keeps throwing punches, especially if he has an iron chin and decent hand/footspeed. also if you watch that webm up there in the thread you can see theyre throwing fairly powerful shots. theyre either generating force from other parts of their body just like humans do, or theyre so damn powerful it doesnt matter.

            Then you block the strikes. Are you guys legitimately retarded? Do you think fighting is a barrage of attacks that each side offenses like a turn-based RPG? No. You block, you kick, you lunge, you pivot. I didn't think I'd need to explain this. This guy gets it [...]

            you are not blocking these shots

            even if your bones dont instantly shatter youre going to tire out very quickly. the only only hope i could imagine someone would have is if the myths are true and gorillas (similar to bears) have sensitive faces and get scared after a good punch to the snout or whatever. but judging by these webms i would not bet on that

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you actually watch the webm, the hands are doing barely anything, it's the 400 pounds of gorilla coming crashing from the sky that's doing the impact.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they don't throw open palm strikes the way we do, hand corked back, striking with the end of the forearm bones. They're unable to generate velocity from their legs and hips and shoulders.
                All they do is flail their hands around for what is effectively pushes.

                these are correct.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright then, how do you defend against a 400lb gorilla jumping on top of you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never said I do, my point was just they're not punchers, or much for fighting at all. They just kinda size bully their way around the jungle, and lose to leopards in 1v1s anyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing I do when your 400lb wife jumps on top of me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I didn't read this response till the end. There was absolutely no "impact"
                That webm is pathetic and a perfect display of a gorilla's utter inability to fight.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                just stop. you cant beat a gorilla in a fight. buy a gun and stop worrying about it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, mutt lmfao
                All your gorilla fake news are so outdated it's genuinely painful to watch you strut around like the completely oblivious retard that you are. Not only would a gorilla simply not fight you, even if it did it would be effortless to shove it to the ground and curbstomp it until it's head is nothing but pink mush. You're just fucking retarded and silly by continuing to propagate these retarded folk tales about gorillas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bite force comparisons for humans,polar bears and gorillas?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but a man can easily kill one using weaponry, this is why we're the dominant mundane species.
    Seriously just use a spear. If you can impale it before it grabs you you win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think one stab will stop it dead in it's tracks.
      Then again it depends on how determined it is to get you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to stop it dead in it's tracks because a gorilla can't (or rather doesn't know how to) kill you instantly before it bleeds out. And it's much more prone to run away when its injured and in fear for its life.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends how competent the man is at Muay Thai. If he can keep his distance, he can use his longer range to cripple the opponent with some nasty leg kicks, then bully him with jabs; slowly opening him up for a brutal boxing combo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not boxing this thing. That's just a recipe for broken bones.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bring it on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keep his distance against an enraged animal many times stronger and faster
      yeah good luck lmao

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe? Gorillas are retarded so a human might win knowing weak spots to hit.

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      Interracial couples be like

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    Anonymous

    If we're going as far as allowing a rock, yeeting it out of a strip of cloth gives it the same force as a bullet. Hell, throwing a pointy stick would be better since small wounds are death in the animal kingdom. You could also disrobe to emasculate them since gorillas have tiny pps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to stoneage

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a rule, animals can't box or throw. Both are a purely human skillset.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care about fight. Human body is still the best. I can do everything, i can run, jump, climb, swim, throw, play variety of sports, crawl, explore and craft. Start making threads about who swims better, fish or gorilla and see how fucking retarded it is.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we have this thread every two days, cant you autistics mix it up with a different animal like a crocodile or ostrich or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crocodile
      >get on its back, put rubber band over its closed mouth
      >win

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now do that in water. Or without tape/rubber band.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >higher muscle mass than the gorilla with twice the bodyfat% and lower weight
    huh

  26. 2 months ago
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    No kidding.

    I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I could.

    I've been weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg

    I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good pat on the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have some smart guys here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to get anything done with your cowardly body.

    Any trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

      Sure is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it then or you're bluffing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly the elite of the french nation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ayaooo

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are numerous historical accounts of human warriors fighting besrs, lions and similar big dangerous animals like that hand-to-claw and win. We dont know what human warriors raised from birth are capable of.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: we won over the gorillas, the chimps, the lions, the eagles, the sharks, the bears, the dolphins, the elephants, the rats, the cats, the dogs, the cockroaches, everything.
    All other animals are at our mercy, not because or our brute strength, but because of our evolutionary abilities like teamwork and crafting weapons.
    We dominate the rest of the animal kingdom, and despite your gym and puberty fueled autism, chimps live in some jungle waiting to be shot or burned or skinned alive, and s.oy redditors are safe and winning the animal arms race with no contest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep coping you weak muscle insertions dyel loser, a gorilla would fuck you up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But lost against garden gnomes and morons. Sad.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silverback could effortlessly tear this ogres arms off, no human would ever have a chance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are humans so weak bros. It hurts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause we can use picrel as force multiplier against threats

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fuck you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        N

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
        Also a human killed a bear in a hand to hand struggle so I don't doubt the right human can kill a gorilla

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yessir this lad killed a bear by choking one of his two carotid arteries, this'ere kill confirmed by a bee-ologist I do believe, I will not provide sources

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        KYS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you post such things?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because we are basically the wizard build in real life.
        >technology = magic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hijoeputa

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are humans so weak bros. It hurts.

        Santa maría madre de dios

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    Anonymous

    Humans evolved to fight, kill, and cut up meat using tools. It’s why when you pick up a stick you can use it to bash shit instinctively. When you pick up a rock or irregularly shaped object your brain instinctively does a bunch of complicated calculus to figure out how to throw it at a target. We don’t have fangs because we didn’t evolve to kill things using our face like cats/dogs. We aren’t as muscled as a gorillas because we didn’t evolve to kill things without tools. We evolved energy efficient strides and efficient heat dissipation (sweat glands, loss of fur) so that we could exhaust faster animals through a lengthy pursuit, making them an easy kill. Asking a guy to fist fight a gorilla is like having two guys duel, but only giving one a pistol.

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    Anonymous

    Even a chimpanzee can rip a humans arm off. A human has no chance against a gorilla.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a chimpanzee can rip a humans arm off
      No they can't retard. All they do is bite fingers and noses and rip skin off of grandmas.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly believe that humans are not even capable of doing physical harm to a gorilla

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you are a low IQ ISTnitor fueled by ancient gorilla memes that have been debunked for more than half a century now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      without weapons yeah pretty much, it would be like an adult and an 8 years old kid go at it lmao

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gorilla will fucking destroy you.
    Humans only win due to large complex brain for tools and capacity for advanced teamwork.

    I think a peak human with an incredibly sharp sword still loses.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignorant retard.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bodyfat
    >16.3
    lmao that guy is almost above 30

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not encourage the harming of an endangered Monke.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't gorillas literally commit less violence than black people? I

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  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think the real question is between a polar bear, a siberian tiger, and a silverback gorilla which would be the hardest to kill in a physical fight
    >kek they would all fucking annihilate anyone outside of someone wearing a full composite suit of armor
    still fun to think about

    my bet is the bear is flat out the hardest to kill, followed by tiger, followed by gorilla. maybe the tiger at #1, big cats are scary as fuck. and they are faaaast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No contest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not rear naked choking that thing, you're gonna to have to bear hug.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear easily is the hardest to kill, not to mention worst to die to. Largest, most armored, strongest, strongest bite, longest claws, can simply crush you anyway.

        yeah arent there stories of hunters blowing kodiak bears hearts open with high velocity rifle rounds and they still keep running for like 3+ minutes afterwards? thats insane.

        there was a video on youtube where a bear took a 12 gage slug to the skull and didnt die

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are also stories of settlers hearing stories of bears being immune to arrows which only make them angry, only to be confirmed beyond their fears when they found musket balls were ineffective unless shot 30 times or directed at the eye.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bears can unironically go zombie mode. I dont know the physical process but they can live for several minutes after being dealt mortal wounds.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just being huge and having such thick hide and muscle. They can take more mortal shots before running out of blood and dying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear easily is the hardest to kill, not to mention worst to die to. Largest, most armored, strongest, strongest bite, longest claws, can simply crush you anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, a bear can beat a T-rex....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice and all, pound for pound I'd say a bear is better, but that means nothing when the t-rex is about 10x bigger than shown there and a bear has no options to deal damage to a thing of that size.

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        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bears are actually kinda slow compared to gorillas and stuff. i dont think itd even be faster than a t rex

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Supposedly the park rangers at Yosemite tell visitors, if you're standing at your car door and you see a bear 100ft away, you won't have time to get in your car and close the door once the bear starts running at you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              im not saying bears are slow but that sounds like bullshit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the fuck are you talking about? They chase down moose.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Siberian tiger is insanely fast but bears can move faster than even trained boxers in short bursts and bite your neck. If you got a tiger or gorilla's back there's a good chance you (as a shredded 200lbs) can choke it out or rain down blows to the back of the head and neck or bite and rip out neck veins. If you get a Bear's back, especially a polar bear where some exceed 1,000 lbs, You wont be able to choke it (due to the insane musculature of its neck) or tear out much skin (due to thick hide) and it can just roll around and crush you easily.
      To top that off, knocking one unconscious would be largely futile too, a bear would barely be rocked by a boxer like mike tyson's punches. It's doubtful even a well timed kick from Brian Shaw could KO one.(different story if its a black or brown bear though)
      If you did get to the back of the bear you could potentially gouge it's eyes and smash its nose to let you retreat without being pursued.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i guess that sounds about right, there just isnt much you can do to a bear they are built like brick shithouses.

        i think the same thing goes for a crocodile but i think you can just out maneuver those, they are kind of dumb on land and not really active hunters.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Croc's are definitely tanks but you can outmaneuver them like you said and rain stomps down on their skull and back. A much more favorable matchup for a human. Just have to watch for the jaw

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you were barefoot though, the only thing getting fucked up by stomps would be your foot.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Young rilla

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same guy older

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    Anonymous

    Can you discombobulate a gorilla?

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him training with a halberd or boar spear and he might have a chance if he tries to end the fight quickly with decisive strikes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a knife and he has like 60/40 chance of winning with moderate difficulty.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillaz are pretty strong eh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >source
      >my ass
      Highly doubt anyone has ever actually put a gorilla under a barbell and had them lift until the failure point.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit.

        Given their muscle density, leverage and ability to snap bamboo like twigs you can easily conclude they are vastly stronger than humans. How much stronger is kind of irrelevant. They could mutilate even the strongest humans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bamboo is a continent away, fucktard. Not that it's anything to be impressed about.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bamboo is incredibly difficult to break, but you would know that if you weren't a moutbreathing spastic

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bamboo is extremely soft and easy to break, but I wouldn't expect a fuckin retard that doesn't know which continent it grows and on which continent Gorillas live on to know that.

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  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    so why is saying someone has a t-rex body an insult then

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dinos
    oh yeah now were talking
    >feels nothing
    >just KILLS
    >has to constantly eat to maintain its fucking size and musculature
    just a 24/7 hunting and killing machine, imagine if dinosaurs downsized and evolved in our place. we would probably have colonized the entire galaxy by now not dealing with stupid wars over religion and emotions, just eating fucking and progressing science with our cold emotionless reptilian brains

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given 10 years to prepare a man could defeat a gorilla in combat. In that time a man could learn the principles of blacksmithing and fashion himself some armour and some sort of rifle. The gorilla would simply waste their time and be blown away in battle.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other apes have stronger base power levels - their muscles are more effective per pound. As you can imagine, that takes a lot of energy. Our line ended up putting most of that energy into brain development and endurance, so in a contest of strength an ape will literally rip you apart every time.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could beat a gorilla

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  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, humans didn't become the apex predator because of strength and 1v1 combat, we just had good cardio and became intelligent enough to began throwing rocks and other shit at animals while also being good at it

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah reckon I could do a number on em meself.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fake gorilla out
    >scream like a spartan
    >rip its dick off

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