Does a man stand a chance physically against a gorilla?

Even if he is the world's strongest man?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not you moronic Black person

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no because levan doesn't have 2 inch teeth and a 1300 PSI bite force

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if the Gorilla was muzzled.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what if the guy had a .45 1911?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should draw a fighting manga based on that question anon
    i'd read it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10 book build up of the fight. goes into training regimen, diet, tragic backstory ... even hints at latent gorilla dna.

      last book is four panels: gorilla live happy, gorilla hit by tranq, gorilla wake up in arena, gorilla rip apart human.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Almost good. Man become friend of gorilla after being beat and humbled.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, gorillas just like chimps have way thicker bones than us thus making them many times stronger than humans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about technique anon?
      Im fairly certain theres a bunch of martial arts whose entire purpose is to beat people who are physically stronger than yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The keyword in that is "people" fighting any big game bare handed is downright suicidal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is it the domestication that makes humans' weak? What if a man was raised completely in the wild like a feral animal with none of the creature comforts of civilization, would he still lose?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you would still lose Black person.
            The human body severely inhibits muscle development. It also inhibits the muscle contraction intensity. Human evolutionary strategy was having a big brain and outsmarting things.
            Humans, on a size/strength ratio, are probably one of the weakest species to ever live.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >It also inhibits the muscle contraction intensity
              fibers always recruit at full strength every time they contract. That's basic physiology

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Our stamina is top notch tho. We can still hunt by literally exhausting the pray on planes and savanahs.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              We are definitely proportionally weaker compared to other great apes, but great apes are super strong compared to most other animals. For example humans are stronger pound for pound than wolves or deer.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >humans are stronger pound for pound than wolves or deer
                This is just outright wrong. Apes are if anything, weaker than most animals.
                10lbs monkeys get killed by 2lbs martens, 400lbs gorillas get killed by 120lbs leopards.
                While these aren't tests of strength, you can look at muscle attachments and fast twitch to slow twitch and see most of the time the carnivorans will have an ape outclassed. There's a reason apes go to the trees.
                Plus deer and wolves have no way of picking up a weight and testing strength, there's just no way you can fairly test such different animals operationally.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                waisted quints on some gay shit WTF

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                t. apegay
                Stay in your trees, boy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nice digits
                Felines are the strongest mammals pound for pound so yeah, gorillas get killed by leopards because leopards ambush them and bite their necks, also gorillas have super tight skin on their chest or something, so if they get a larger wound there they just bleed out.
                Humans can wrestle similarly sized deer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Deer have no ability to wrestle though, that is extremely dependent on dex. If you were to just look at the kind of kicking force a deer could output, that's another story, their limbs are geared to basically one work in one plane.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We've sacrificed the explosive power found in chimps and gorillas for more fine motor control which matches much better with our intellect. You'll never teach a chimp how to sew.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cross-Species Exclusionary Radical Tailors be like

              "Sorry, Bobo, you'll never be a real seamstress."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The human body prioritizes building the brain over muscles and thicker bones

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >would he still lose?
            Yes, but he would easily win any olympic running event and any marathon. Nobody trains running every day from the age of 5 anymore.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            Remember: All mammals come from a genetic bottleneck after a extinction event. Every single mammal you see even in the wild, has done massive tradeoffs to get where they are, and some even gained net positives in the process.
            If we are getting wild GMO on humans, I assume some of the actual advancements is going to be bone density vs strength, muscle structure, and improving digestion. If depression are solved by that point, maybe more robust brain chemistry.

            you think humans are gonna experience a new "evolutionary shift" or has it always been a very slow process of learning, and then sharing or stealing that knowledge from eachother that got us here?

            like could you teach a neanderthal how to use IST if you taught them from birth or would they just be too moronic.

            only reason i wonder is because i read in an article years ago that humans are at their evolutionary apex and technology and sciences are basically our next stage of evolution

            Evolution occurs from environmental pressure and genetic bottlenecks. And it requires a mass death via environmental factors before breeding, to happen.
            As we are now the end fertility rate vs evolutionally pressure rate is too low for genetic selection at a actual rate.

            Eugenics was suggested at a point where a lot of the mechanics was poorly understood, by people unwilling to deal with the fact the majority of the diverge in the ethnic populations are from environmental factors.
            Even now eugenics/selection is still just limited to shit like sickle cell or other rare genetic compound diseases.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >stress, genetic mutation
              i wonder if humans born in space would warrant that kind of permanent need for adaptation. not that it would be good, then again it might be? forgoing even more of our physical needs and possibly evolving our neurological pathways to work faster, have higher capacity, i dunno.

              or they would just die off over and over until the specific adaptions were bred to live in space forever and no positive effects observed, just entropy of the human genome

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As we understand it... a Martian naturalborn human will lack the bone density to go back to earth. How much of the bodies systems really on gravitational stress beyond that is still a mystery.
                A spacer would be even more fricked.
                Currently astronauts suffer bone mass loss and permanent debilitation from going to space, and we don't even know if centrifugal force is enough to pad a plaster on it.

                But the thing its so drastic, and we likely lack the core genetics needed for a stress evolution via a dye off/eugenics.
                The more likely path is that drugs/stress treatment via centrifuges can make partially plaster the issue. But if its enough to allow genetic selection via trait extremity is anybody's guess.
                We are more likely to try GMO for early space colonists, and then go from there.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Last time I heard about this matter people said that embryos can't develop in low gravity environments properly so even if a woman somehow manages to get pregnant in space she won't be able to give birth to anything resembling a healthy human, if the embryo even survives to that point.

                It's apparently a huge problem because colonizing space would mean that you need to create earth-like environments for women and their babies (or send them back to Earth) because otherwise the colonists won't be able to reproduce at all.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wow i had no idea about that, so the whole artificial gravity thing is more than just a luxury or attempt at preventing muscle wasting and bone density issues.

                but then again that begs to differ would centrifugal artificial gravity even work properly? it isnt just an outward force it would still be centripetal and probably frick with the embryo in that regard too.

                frickin physics and shit man i never was good at math but my brain does have the capacity to question and comprehend shit like this. frick math though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We aren't even that weak, out of all the land animals there are what a couple dozens that could regular take an adult male human in a fight and reliably win. Our punches can even frick up small sharks when we boop their noses.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Martial arts are a jokr and the whole "beat people who are stronger" only applies to fights where there is a strict set or moves that are allowed. good luck trying your peepeepoopoo jitsu on someone who can bite a chunk out of your arm or ruthlessly elboe you in the eye socket while you try to line up a joe rogan pecker slurper twisty willy lock or whatever. Clown.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically any martial arts that actually focuses on combat deals with that. If your joint lock lets your enemy bite you and leaves him enough freedom of movement to elbow you, your technique sucks ass.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Theres no martial art that can deal with me punching you in the head. Unironically.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's what dodging and parrying are for. Unironically every martial art's response to question of what to do when punched with full force is
              >don't get punched with full force
              Also, grapplers absolutely mog unskilled strikers in 1v1. There is reason why every high level martial artist knows at least enough of the grappling to counter grapples of his opponents.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Martial arts tend to have moves to deal with that. However, you will have to be able to read someone immediately slugging you in the face and have the reflexes to dodge. Shit like boxing helps with that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you try to put a gorilla in a chokehold it'll snap your arms in half

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have access to the arms in a rear naked choke once it's in. It's wedged between your chin and collar bone and puts you to sleep in seconds.
          This is especially true with a gorilla's shoulder mobility.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Typically, yes. But animals like gorillas are a completely different magnitude when it comes to hand to hand combat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lol.. a gorilla's neck is far stronger and more massive than a human's, and the chin is thicker and less prominent. There is no way on Earth you can "knock out" a gorilla by sloshing the brain around like you would a human man.
        The thing would bite your frickign hands off if you put them anywhere near its face if it was in "fight" mode.

        This entire thread is moronic beyond belief. A pissed off goose would frick up 90% of the tards in this thread.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >goose
          Animal-wanking tard has entered the thread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Martial art is invented to beat other human.
        Some of the techniques won't work on other lifeforms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure gorillas and chimps are stronger because they have better leverage due to how dense and well-connected their muscles are. I’ve read before about men being able to fight chimps, but not if you get ganged up on like that zookeeper. The one who pissed off a couple chimps by giving one cake. Sad story

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gorilla muscle insertions are further down the bone, which means they are just stronger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      I imagine the man who's constantly lifting heavy ass weight would have stronger bones than the gorilla.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're about as close to a complete moron as one can get. The only reason you aren't the Apex moron is because you were able to fill out the captcha to post.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't fricking get it. After watching a few videos, it is clear that gorillas have some insane strength. They may very well have much stronger bones. However, chimpanzees and bonobos aren't nearly as strong as gorillas. I'm pretty sure the average powerlifter has stronger bones than most, if not all, chimpanzees and bonobos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thus
      Anon thinks he’s smart

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The gorilla is only 5'11" so why is he outcompeting humanbois?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That is not 16% body fat. More like 26%

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Hakuho vs Gorilla?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in a throat-singing contest

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bodyfat: 16.3%
    do powershitters really?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle mass alone is misleading. The way humans muscle fibers and bones are set up is hilariously inefficient compared to the gorillas. Pound for pound of muscle the gorillas peak power is like double even triple that of a human

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For that height that's a really light gorilla.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabani_(gorilla)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_(gorilla)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those are both western lowlands, meaning the SMALLEST subspecies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And both bigger than op

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    They're not just scaled up chimps, you know. They evolved to take punches from other gorillas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't evolved to take punches at all because gorillas can't actually punch, but yes, they have thick skulls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These are slaps or other sorts of arm and hand strikes.
          A punch is a closed fist, something a gorillas biology does not allow.
          A gorillas biology also does not allow it to create the kind of velocity a human can put behind their punch utilizing their entire body.
          Instead it just uses ape out flailing with apesplosive power to push each other around.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              why are their chests not covered in fur?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                to show off

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So they can make sound when they hit their chest

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're a tool

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can still clearly tell there is a lot of force behind those punches.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's just playing dumb. The one on the right got his head knocked back by that punch. Now imagine that hit hitting our gay alien skull.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A skull is way harder than a coconut, it's not a contest. Coconuts have cleavage lines which is why they can break so cleanly. Old out of shape indian men can break coconuts while the hardest hammerfists from Francis Ngannou don't crack a skull.

                You can still clearly tell there is a lot of force behind those punches.

                As of seeing this

                they're quite fast too

                , I'll politely disagree. They're throwing the like back of the wrist shots, 0 power, all flail.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he thought that was impressive
                Jesus fricking Christ 4chinoids are unimaginably pathetic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A skull is way harder than a coconut, it's not a contest. Coconuts have cleavage lines which is why they can break so cleanly. Old out of shape indian men can break coconuts while the hardest hammerfists from Francis Ngannou don't crack a skull.
                [...]
                As of seeing this [...], I'll politely disagree. They're throwing the like back of the wrist shots, 0 power, all flail.

                It's a matter of effort.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the effort of breaking 140 coconuts vs 1. And that dude is an out of shape pajeet shitskin. You're overdosing on copium right now.
                As.
                We.
                Said.
                Nothing but flailing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He raises his hand basically over his head each time. The rilla barely lifts his 1 fists length away.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's called "going fast", I imagine even a subhuman 4chinnoid freakazoid like you has heard of it, considering that he was setting a record for most coconuts destroyed bare handed in 60 seconds lmfao. You absolute fricking moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You would get 360 harambe brickscoped by a single punch from a gorilla you mongoloidic fricking trailer dweller.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is that man has trained himself to do that, and he still needs to hype himself up and use his whole body to crack the coconuts. meanwhile the gorilla doesnt think twice about it and barely taps on the thing to crack it open.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the difference is that man has trained himself to do that
                nopers
                >and he still needs to hype himself up and use his whole body to crack the coconuts
                LMFAO nope kek
                He needed practically 0 effort (much less than the gorilla) to destroy those coconuts and you forgot to mention there we 140 of them lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Humans have been put to Lala land by getting slapped by other humans. One good slap from them are you are out.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Once again, a human slap comes from a turning of the hips combined with stored energy from dexterous elastic shoulders. A gorilla has no way of mimicking the velocity outputted by a human limb.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              incredible

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          After watching a bunch of gorilla fights I've come to the conclusion that a man with a knife can beat one. They never bite and their strikes would only knock you down.
          The gorilla would bleed out before it does anything serious to you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That punch knocked back the other's head though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Frick no dude. Not even with a god damned sword.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It'd be beyond easily with a sword. Humans can 1v1 a lion with a spear, a gorilla doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. Gorilla bests a lion 9 times out of 10. Gorillas have hands & shit, they're not just limited to bites/scratching like a lion is. If a gorilla wants to grab you and rip your arm off, it will and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have now woken up to reality.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >and rip your arm off
                They don't do this nor can they. Gorillas die to cats smaller than lions.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No kidding.

            I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I could.

            I've been weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg

            I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good pat on the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have some smart guys here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to get anything done with your cowardly body.

            Any trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

            Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

            >Caves you head in

            If you seriously think you could beat a gorilla in a 1 on 1, please contact your local mental asylum and give yourself in

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >only knock you down
            are you blind? can you seriously not the extreme amounts of force generated in just that little exchange alone? youd be dead in seconds

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody on fortune.org has more gorilla pics than I do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody on fortune.org has more gorilla pics than I do
      Post them, king.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Shadman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sup Gorillaanon
      flood us with those kino gorilla pics my dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm partial to the naked ones

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*bites you*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick these teeth. Human don't stand a chance in a fight without guns or tools.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they're quite fast too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks like a black dude I work with this is insane

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I love gorillas bros

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If he picks up rocks it's an easy W. Otherwise his weapons are inferior to the gorillas.
    That said a gorilla isn't a death machine like a predator is, they're pacifist and rarely engage in combat, mostly bluffing charges should a gorilla face another gorilla.
    In attacks against humans they can ragdoll humans but are notoriously poor at applying deadly force with their bites due to being unaccustomed to using it, with people being attacked by gorillas for half an hour and escaping with their lives and a few broken bones.
    Hypothetically if a guy Levan's size was a jiu jitsu wizard and sunk a tight rear naked on the gorilla, winning isn't outside the realm of possibility, but it's a 1/10000 chance of getting there to begin with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a tight rear naked on the gorilla
      Can you imagine a sight like that?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man has two advantages- his brain and his ability to travel long distances. other than that, there's plenty of species that rip through us like wet toilet paper.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And his dexterity to pick things up and chuck them hard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting our ability to throw and instead falling for some marathon hunting meme

        Actually, the greatest ability man has is the ability to throw and utilize throwing weapons. No other species on earth can throw like us.

        tool usage falls under brainpower

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Dolphins can have all the smarts they want but they'll never learn how to chuck a spear or a fastball since they don't have hands and shoulders.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dolphins use tools dimwit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Their methods of using those tools are severely hindered by their anatomy.
              This is why people are pointing out throwing, because we have specially developed shoulders unique in the primate kingdom, as well as all of animals, evolved specially for our usage of ranged weapons.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sure, but throwing a rock isn't going to stop a rampaging gorilla, you might need something like a spear AND a spear thrower to really have a chance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla. Fundamentally they're pacifist herbivores who live by the "fight another day" philosophy the instant they encounter odds they don't like, and a magic punch coming from a tall hairless monkey from 10 yards away is one of those.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                all right, well you go right ahead and try your theory out.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. A man cannot win a fight against a gorilla, but a man can scare away a gorilla.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Big difference between a fling and a fastball. There's a reason why our shoulder morphology is of such importance evolutionarily.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it won't try to fight its life because.......they have lots of bluff fights with other gorillas and run away when hurt
                lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gorillas are by nature pacifist. If you knew shit about gorillas you'd know this.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We solve the pacifism issue via the octagon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We solve the pacifism issue via the octagon.

                27 chimps attack 1 silverback, his 3 wives, and kill their baby.
                https://nypost.com/2021/07/22/chimps-are-killing-gorillas-unprovoked-for-the-first-time-scientists/

                Only 1 deranged chimp ate it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think I've heard this story. Frick chimps. I hope they got a prion.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw humans are the deranged chimps of the homosexual genus

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                imagine the alien bug creatures out in the universe that would just feed on every apex predator in existence here on earth

                imagine getting cocooned by a 12 ft tall spider and injected with a liter of flesh melting venom

                >we dont stand a chance lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My point was more that neanderthalers had bigger brains but the chimpy homosexual sapiens won.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting. So maybe not then. Thanks anon.

                Only the long-finned pilot whale to catch up to perhaps.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you think humans are gonna experience a new "evolutionary shift" or has it always been a very slow process of learning, and then sharing or stealing that knowledge from eachother that got us here?

                like could you teach a neanderthal how to use IST if you taught them from birth or would they just be too moronic.

                only reason i wonder is because i read in an article years ago that humans are at their evolutionary apex and technology and sciences are basically our next stage of evolution

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                there are humans today dumber than neanderthals. if you put an australopithecus in the public school system today chances are that australopithecus will graduate high school with at least B average

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The smartest chimp was 80 IQ, pretty much on par with the average sub-sahara iq. I am sure the neaderthals were smarter than those chimps.

                If we survive the ai/robots we might see some kind of speciation going on with elites and workers. If we ever reach into the stars the beings calling themselves human in the future will probably not even be recognizable as such.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tech and science are our next stages or evolution because modern society and medicine has completely halted natural selection. Every diseased dreg is strung along long enough to pass on its genes, every dyel who would have been front line chaff in battle now lurks around long enough to be a paypiglet for a 250lb american "woman" ETC.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >imagine...
                Ok, I've got a boner. Now what?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Brainpower, sure, but even if the other great apes understood throwing sticks and rocks as well as we do they still wouldn't be as good at it because the structure of their shoulders wouldn't allow it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dolphins use tools dimwit

          sure, but throwing a rock isn't going to stop a rampaging gorilla, you might need something like a spear AND a spear thrower to really have a chance.

          >Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla

          Why are you pretending to be a fool

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Midwit take

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting our ability to throw and instead falling for some marathon hunting meme

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >marathon hunting meme
        It's not a meme.Humans are the best long distance runners in the animal kingdom.It's a fact.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wrong homosexual, horses and dogs beat humans easily

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, the greatest ability man has is the ability to throw and utilize throwing weapons. No other species on earth can throw like us.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >No other species on earth can throw like us.
        >

        Pound for pound you're probably right though

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People have already mentioned a Gorilla's brute strength but they also have a bite force stronger than a fricking polar bear, whatever it chomps down on would be turned to mush

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's pound for pound. In reality a polar bear as an animal with 3x the mass, 3x the skull size, and the tooth structure for tearing and crushing would break you far easier.

      https://i.imgur.com/AiNT3LI.jpg

      Now zoom in. Due to their knuckle walking nature the small digit on their phalanges can't curl all the way to couch themselves into the palm, which is what a fist is and why it takes a bunch of small bones and turns it into a relatively stable structure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i really dont know what your point is. open palm strikes can be knockout shots if a very powerful human throws them. from a gorilla? against a human? death

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then you block the strikes. Are you guys legitimately moronic? Do you think fighting is a barrage of attacks that each side offenses like a turn-based RPG? No. You block, you kick, you lunge, you pivot. I didn't think I'd need to explain this. This guy gets it

          Depends how competent the man is at Muay Thai. If he can keep his distance, he can use his longer range to cripple the opponent with some nasty leg kicks, then bully him with jabs; slowly opening him up for a brutal boxing combo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because they don't throw open palm strikes the way we do, hand corked back, striking with the end of the forearm bones. They're unable to generate velocity from their legs and hips and shoulders.
          All they do is flail their hands around for what is effectively pushes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there is a reason a come forward volume puncher is considered to be the most difficult style to beat in boxing. there is not much you can do against a guy who just keeps throwing punches, especially if he has an iron chin and decent hand/footspeed. also if you watch that webm up there in the thread you can see theyre throwing fairly powerful shots. theyre either generating force from other parts of their body just like humans do, or theyre so damn powerful it doesnt matter.

            Then you block the strikes. Are you guys legitimately moronic? Do you think fighting is a barrage of attacks that each side offenses like a turn-based RPG? No. You block, you kick, you lunge, you pivot. I didn't think I'd need to explain this. This guy gets it [...]

            you are not blocking these shots

            even if your bones dont instantly shatter youre going to tire out very quickly. the only only hope i could imagine someone would have is if the myths are true and gorillas (similar to bears) have sensitive faces and get scared after a good punch to the snout or whatever. but judging by these webms i would not bet on that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If you actually watch the webm, the hands are doing barely anything, it's the 400 pounds of gorilla coming crashing from the sky that's doing the impact.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because they don't throw open palm strikes the way we do, hand corked back, striking with the end of the forearm bones. They're unable to generate velocity from their legs and hips and shoulders.
                All they do is flail their hands around for what is effectively pushes.

                these are correct.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                alright then, how do you defend against a 400lb gorilla jumping on top of you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Never said I do, my point was just they're not punchers, or much for fighting at all. They just kinda size bully their way around the jungle, and lose to leopards in 1v1s anyway.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing I do when your 400lb wife jumps on top of me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I didn't read this response till the end. There was absolutely no "impact"
                That webm is pathetic and a perfect display of a gorilla's utter inability to fight.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                just stop. you cant beat a gorilla in a fight. buy a gun and stop worrying about it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, mutt lmfao
                All your gorilla fake news are so outdated it's genuinely painful to watch you strut around like the completely oblivious moron that you are. Not only would a gorilla simply not fight you, even if it did it would be effortless to shove it to the ground and curbstomp it until it's head is nothing but pink mush. You're just fricking moronic and silly by continuing to propagate these moronic folk tales about gorillas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bite force comparisons for humans,polar bears and gorillas?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No but a man can easily kill one using weaponry, this is why we're the dominant mundane species.
    Seriously just use a spear. If you can impale it before it grabs you you win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think one stab will stop it dead in it's tracks.
      Then again it depends on how determined it is to get you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to stop it dead in it's tracks because a gorilla can't (or rather doesn't know how to) kill you instantly before it bleeds out. And it's much more prone to run away when its injured and in fear for its life.

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    Anonymous

    Depends how competent the man is at Muay Thai. If he can keep his distance, he can use his longer range to cripple the opponent with some nasty leg kicks, then bully him with jabs; slowly opening him up for a brutal boxing combo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not boxing this thing. That's just a recipe for broken bones.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bring it on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >keep his distance against an enraged animal many times stronger and faster
      yeah good luck lmao

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe? Gorillas are moronic so a human might win knowing weak spots to hit.

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      Anonymous

      Interracial couples be like

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    Anonymous

    If we're going as far as allowing a rock, yeeting it out of a strip of cloth gives it the same force as a bullet. Hell, throwing a pointy stick would be better since small wounds are death in the animal kingdom. You could also disrobe to emasculate them since gorillas have tiny pps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Back to stoneage

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a rule, animals can't box or throw. Both are a purely human skillset.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dont care about fight. Human body is still the best. I can do everything, i can run, jump, climb, swim, throw, play variety of sports, crawl, explore and craft. Start making threads about who swims better, fish or gorilla and see how fricking moronic it is.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we have this thread every two days, cant you autistics mix it up with a different animal like a crocodile or ostrich or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >crocodile
      >get on its back, put rubber band over its closed mouth
      >win

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Now do that in water. Or without tape/rubber band.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >higher muscle mass than the gorilla with twice the bodyfat% and lower weight
    huh

  26. 1 year ago
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    No kidding.

    I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I could.

    I've been weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg

    I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good pat on the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have some smart guys here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to get anything done with your cowardly body.

    Any trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

      Sure is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do it then or you're bluffing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Truly the elite of the french nation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ayaooo

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are numerous historical accounts of human warriors fighting besrs, lions and similar big dangerous animals like that hand-to-claw and win. We dont know what human warriors raised from birth are capable of.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: we won over the gorillas, the chimps, the lions, the eagles, the sharks, the bears, the dolphins, the elephants, the rats, the cats, the dogs, the wienerroaches, everything.
    All other animals are at our mercy, not because or our brute strength, but because of our evolutionary abilities like teamwork and crafting weapons.
    We dominate the rest of the animal kingdom, and despite your gym and puberty fueled autism, chimps live in some jungle waiting to be shot or burned or skinned alive, and s.oy redditors are safe and winning the animal arms race with no contest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keep coping you weak muscle insertions dyel loser, a gorilla would frick you up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But lost against israelites and Black folk. Sad.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Silverback could effortlessly tear this ogres arms off, no human would ever have a chance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are humans so weak bros. It hurts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cause we can use picrel as force multiplier against threats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        N

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
        Also a human killed a bear in a hand to hand struggle so I don't doubt the right human can kill a gorilla

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >yessir this lad killed a bear by choking one of his two carotid arteries, this'ere kill confirmed by a bee-ologist I do believe, I will not provide sources

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Correct

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KYS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you post such things?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because we are basically the wizard build in real life.
        >technology = magic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hijoeputa

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are humans so weak bros. It hurts.

        Santa maría madre de dios

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    Anonymous

    Humans evolved to fight, kill, and cut up meat using tools. It’s why when you pick up a stick you can use it to bash shit instinctively. When you pick up a rock or irregularly shaped object your brain instinctively does a bunch of complicated calculus to figure out how to throw it at a target. We don’t have fangs because we didn’t evolve to kill things using our face like cats/dogs. We aren’t as muscled as a gorillas because we didn’t evolve to kill things without tools. We evolved energy efficient strides and efficient heat dissipation (sweat glands, loss of fur) so that we could exhaust faster animals through a lengthy pursuit, making them an easy kill. Asking a guy to fist fight a gorilla is like having two guys duel, but only giving one a pistol.

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    Anonymous

    Even a chimpanzee can rip a humans arm off. A human has no chance against a gorilla.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a chimpanzee can rip a humans arm off
      No they can't moron. All they do is bite fingers and noses and rip skin off of grandmas.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly believe that humans are not even capable of doing physical harm to a gorilla

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you are a low IQ ISTnitor fueled by ancient gorilla memes that have been debunked for more than half a century now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      without weapons yeah pretty much, it would be like an adult and an 8 years old kid go at it lmao

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A gorilla will fricking destroy you.
    Humans only win due to large complex brain for tools and capacity for advanced teamwork.

    I think a peak human with an incredibly sharp sword still loses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ignorant moron.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bodyfat
    >16.3
    lmao that guy is almost above 30

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not encourage the harming of an endangered Monke.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't gorillas literally commit less violence than black people? I

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    Anonymous

    i think the real question is between a polar bear, a siberian tiger, and a silverback gorilla which would be the hardest to kill in a physical fight
    >kek they would all fricking annihilate anyone outside of someone wearing a full composite suit of armor
    still fun to think about

    my bet is the bear is flat out the hardest to kill, followed by tiger, followed by gorilla. maybe the tiger at #1, big cats are scary as frick. and they are faaaast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No contest

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're not rear naked choking that thing, you're gonna to have to bear hug.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bear easily is the hardest to kill, not to mention worst to die to. Largest, most armored, strongest, strongest bite, longest claws, can simply crush you anyway.

        yeah arent there stories of hunters blowing kodiak bears hearts open with high velocity rifle rounds and they still keep running for like 3+ minutes afterwards? thats insane.

        there was a video on youtube where a bear took a 12 gage slug to the skull and didnt die

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are also stories of settlers hearing stories of bears being immune to arrows which only make them angry, only to be confirmed beyond their fears when they found musket balls were ineffective unless shot 30 times or directed at the eye.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bears can unironically go zombie mode. I dont know the physical process but they can live for several minutes after being dealt mortal wounds.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just being huge and having such thick hide and muscle. They can take more mortal shots before running out of blood and dying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bear easily is the hardest to kill, not to mention worst to die to. Largest, most armored, strongest, strongest bite, longest claws, can simply crush you anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, a bear can beat a T-rex....

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice and all, pound for pound I'd say a bear is better, but that means nothing when the t-rex is about 10x bigger than shown there and a bear has no options to deal damage to a thing of that size.

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          Anonymous

          bears are actually kinda slow compared to gorillas and stuff. i dont think itd even be faster than a t rex

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Supposedly the park rangers at Yosemite tell visitors, if you're standing at your car door and you see a bear 100ft away, you won't have time to get in your car and close the door once the bear starts running at you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              im not saying bears are slow but that sounds like bullshit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about? They chase down moose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Siberian tiger is insanely fast but bears can move faster than even trained boxers in short bursts and bite your neck. If you got a tiger or gorilla's back there's a good chance you (as a shredded 200lbs) can choke it out or rain down blows to the back of the head and neck or bite and rip out neck veins. If you get a Bear's back, especially a polar bear where some exceed 1,000 lbs, You wont be able to choke it (due to the insane musculature of its neck) or tear out much skin (due to thick hide) and it can just roll around and crush you easily.
      To top that off, knocking one unconscious would be largely futile too, a bear would barely be rocked by a boxer like mike tyson's punches. It's doubtful even a well timed kick from Brian Shaw could KO one.(different story if its a black or brown bear though)
      If you did get to the back of the bear you could potentially gouge it's eyes and smash its nose to let you retreat without being pursued.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i guess that sounds about right, there just isnt much you can do to a bear they are built like brick shithouses.

        i think the same thing goes for a crocodile but i think you can just out maneuver those, they are kind of dumb on land and not really active hunters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Croc's are definitely tanks but you can outmaneuver them like you said and rain stomps down on their skull and back. A much more favorable matchup for a human. Just have to watch for the jaw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you were barefoot though, the only thing getting fricked up by stomps would be your foot.

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    Anonymous

    Young rilla

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same guy older

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    Anonymous

    Can you discombobulate a gorilla?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give him training with a halberd or boar spear and he might have a chance if he tries to end the fight quickly with decisive strikes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a knife and he has like 60/40 chance of winning with moderate difficulty.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillaz are pretty strong eh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >source
      >my ass
      Highly doubt anyone has ever actually put a gorilla under a barbell and had them lift until the failure point.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit.

        Given their muscle density, leverage and ability to snap bamboo like twigs you can easily conclude they are vastly stronger than humans. How much stronger is kind of irrelevant. They could mutilate even the strongest humans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bamboo is a continent away, fricktard. Not that it's anything to be impressed about.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bamboo is incredibly difficult to break, but you would know that if you weren't a moutbreathing spastic

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bamboo is extremely soft and easy to break, but I wouldn't expect a frickin moron that doesn't know which continent it grows and on which continent Gorillas live on to know that.

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  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    so why is saying someone has a t-rex body an insult then

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dinos
    oh yeah now were talking
    >feels nothing
    >just KILLS
    >has to constantly eat to maintain its fricking size and musculature
    just a 24/7 hunting and killing machine, imagine if dinosaurs downsized and evolved in our place. we would probably have colonized the entire galaxy by now not dealing with stupid wars over religion and emotions, just eating fricking and progressing science with our cold emotionless reptilian brains

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Given 10 years to prepare a man could defeat a gorilla in combat. In that time a man could learn the principles of blacksmithing and fashion himself some armour and some sort of rifle. The gorilla would simply waste their time and be blown away in battle.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Other apes have stronger base power levels - their muscles are more effective per pound. As you can imagine, that takes a lot of energy. Our line ended up putting most of that energy into brain development and endurance, so in a contest of strength an ape will literally rip you apart every time.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could beat a gorilla

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  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no, humans didn't become the apex predator because of strength and 1v1 combat, we just had good cardio and became intelligent enough to began throwing rocks and other shit at animals while also being good at it

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah reckon I could do a number on em meself.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fake gorilla out
    >scream like a spartan
    >rip its dick off

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