Does anyone else have things that mess up their gym time?

Does anyone else have things that mess up their gym time? My mom often sends me bad jokes while I'm working out and it ruins my mood.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was funny. Let me get her number, champ.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom loves you, use that knowledge to boost your spirits rather than getting pissy about it, you'll miss it when she's not around to send you corny jokes anymore

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek based mom, also enjoy this time with your mom anon, one day she won’t be here anymore, and you will hate yourself for holding any resentment towards your mom for trying to make you happier, even if they are just dumb jokes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I come to fit to laugh not cry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time my mother texts me is when she gets drunk and asks me to do shit for her, and when I say no she compares me to my father and subtly (she thinks so) hints that she regrets having me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you and Op should trade moms

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish we could. I wish I had a loving mother

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I subscribe to your mom's daily jokes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should convince her to adopt all the anons here with mommy issues, that'd get her off your back.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can I get a pic your bottom? Not sure I would blush

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be ungrateful, anon. Build a good relationship with your mom and lift to protect one of the few good and sacred things left in this Godless world

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My mom often sends me bad jokes while I'm working out and it ruins my mood.
    You should be fucking ashamed of having typed this.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just block her and start having sex with guys!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no how DARE my mom try to make me smile and make my day a bit better

    you're a bad son anon

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When she's gone you have no idea how much you are going to miss those texts. Cherish it, gay

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of this one
    Why did the crab walk out onto the beach. Cos the sea weed

    Also just don't look at your phone if you need to focus idiot, if its important it's a phone call

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a bad son. just have a nice day at this point you enormous gay

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek that reminded me of this one woman at my gym. Sent me little jokes like that constantly when I left the gym. Felt bad for her because she liked me and I told her she wasn't my type. She was just too boyish. I hope she found someone.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom doesn't talk to me unless I call her. I think she's pretty dissapointed in how I turned out, but she does a great job of hiding it, kinda only manifests with her never reaching out to me

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cool as fuck, it actually made me chuckle. Love your mom, you retard. My mother died three years ago from fucking cancer and she was only 53, I miss her so, so much. No one is going to love you more than her in your whole damn life, you better believe that

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you OP you piece of shit, your mom is sweet.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom texted me once when i was at the gym and said
    > “anon, I have bad news”
    >”your father is very sick”
    >”but I have good news and bad news”
    Me
    “We’ll what’s the good news”
    Mom
    >“The good news is they have it narrowed down to one of 2 things”
    >”the bad news is it’s Alzheimer’s or it’s aids”

    I said Mom what are you going to do?

    Mom said
    >“What the doctor told me to do”
    >”I’m going to drive out to a rural area, and find a big thick forest and tie him to a tree”
    “And if he comes back I won’t fuck him”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my LUL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bahahahahhaha

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just keep your phone in the locker dude, or keep it on silent and don't look at it between reps

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like an entitled shitbag.
    “Hurr, my mom sends me corny jokes via text during my gym time and it ruins my mood because I’m a moron.”
    Maybe enjoy that your mom cares about you and is thinking of you and trying to make you laugh instead of getting all pissy like a teenage girl, fucko.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post mom pagina pic sir moderchod

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >letting your parents/family members bad jokes ruin your mood
    you’re literally never, ever going to make it.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mom passed away 25 years ago, cherish her kiddos.

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