Does anyone else have things that mess up their gym time?

Does anyone else have things that mess up their gym time? My mom often sends me bad jokes while I'm working out and it ruins my mood.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was funny. Let me get her number, champ.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom loves you, use that knowledge to boost your spirits rather than getting pissy about it, you'll miss it when she's not around to send you corny jokes anymore

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek based mom, also enjoy this time with your mom anon, one day she won’t be here anymore, and you will hate yourself for holding any resentment towards your mom for trying to make you happier, even if they are just dumb jokes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man I come to fit to laugh not cry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only time my mother texts me is when she gets drunk and asks me to do shit for her, and when I say no she compares me to my father and subtly (she thinks so) hints that she regrets having me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you and Op should trade moms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish we could. I wish I had a loving mother

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I subscribe to your mom's daily jokes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should convince her to adopt all the anons here with mommy issues, that'd get her off your back.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can I get a pic your bottom? Not sure I would blush

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be ungrateful, anon. Build a good relationship with your mom and lift to protect one of the few good and sacred things left in this Godless world

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aww.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My mom often sends me bad jokes while I'm working out and it ruins my mood.
    You should be fricking ashamed of having typed this.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just block her and start having sex with guys!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no how DARE my mom try to make me smile and make my day a bit better

    you're a bad son anon

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When she's gone you have no idea how much you are going to miss those texts. Cherish it, homosexual

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of this one
    Why did the crab walk out onto the beach. Cos the sea weed

    Also just don't look at your phone if you need to focus idiot, if its important it's a phone call

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're a bad son. just have a nice day at this point you enormous homosexual

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek that reminded me of this one woman at my gym. Sent me little jokes like that constantly when I left the gym. Felt bad for her because she liked me and I told her she wasn't my type. She was just too boyish. I hope she found someone.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom doesn't talk to me unless I call her. I think she's pretty dissapointed in how I turned out, but she does a great job of hiding it, kinda only manifests with her never reaching out to me

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's cool as frick, it actually made me chuckle. Love your mom, you moron. My mother died three years ago from fricking cancer and she was only 53, I miss her so, so much. No one is going to love you more than her in your whole damn life, you better believe that

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you OP you piece of shit, your mom is sweet.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom texted me once when i was at the gym and said
    > “anon, I have bad news”
    >”your father is very sick”
    >”but I have good news and bad news”
    Me
    “We’ll what’s the good news”
    Mom
    >“The good news is they have it narrowed down to one of 2 things”
    >”the bad news is it’s Alzheimer’s or it’s aids”

    I said Mom what are you going to do?

    Mom said
    >“What the doctor told me to do”
    >”I’m going to drive out to a rural area, and find a big thick forest and tie him to a tree”
    “And if he comes back I won’t frick him”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh my LUL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bahahahahhaha

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just keep your phone in the locker dude, or keep it on silent and don't look at it between reps

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like an entitled shitbag.
    “Hurr, my mom sends me corny jokes via text during my gym time and it ruins my mood because I’m a little b***h.”
    Maybe enjoy that your mom cares about you and is thinking of you and trying to make you laugh instead of getting all pissy like a teenage girl, fricko.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post mom pagina pic sir moderchod

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >letting your parents/family members bad jokes ruin your mood
    you’re literally never, ever going to make it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mom passed away 25 years ago, cherish her kiddos.

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