I'm guessing she was before she hit the wall and he just got with her for good lays, now he's stuck with a crazy bitch and screaming kids she won't help raise
If only pic related was still legal. Fucking women voted cops in to be the permanent parents to run too. Women need a small slap for correction just like children. I’m not saying beat them with oranges or bars of soap, but marital rape should never have been made illegal either.
I don't drink coffee so I can't answer the OP question.
To answer seriously: not in the form of threats/manipulation/'rewards' like in that pic - but if you are the type who can accidentally lose a whole day doing nothing worthwhile without any external pressure to guide you, then having an autistic written checklist/spreadsheet of to-dos can be helpful.
For me, ticking off daily things like "Watch an episode of something from your backlog" (instead of going to Twitch or letting the YT recommendations send me down rabbitholes) and "Read a chapter of a book" (instead of spending hours on IST) keeps me in line.
There are plenty of days where if I'd let myself go on autopilot I'd have just played videogames all evening, but the desire to see all of those daily boxes (including "work out") get ticked as to not break the streak pushed me to get up. After all, 'the only bad workout is the one you didn't do' - I'm always glad I did it afterwards, and I have the autistic checklist to thank for that.
If you want to go full sperg, you could even then tally up counts per week/month for a final figure and then aim to beat that in the next month.
tl;dr if you struggle with consistency or drive, just having a written to-do list down can help. Depending on the severity of your lethargic tendencies, this could be anywhere from simple reminder notes, to a full-on tracked quantification of your daily life.
this is good shit
related android app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.isoron.uhabits&hl=en_US&gl=US
also getting things done has a bit on checklists, as well as the whole metodology helping those of the adhdtismo type find it easier to do what they "want" to do, instead of what the squirrel brain gets tricked into doing
>If you want to go full sperg, you could even then tally up counts per week/month for a final figure and then aim to beat that in the next month
holy shit
100% she is on SSRI's. I knew a woman at my first job who was raped from age 4-10 and was on massive doses of anti depressants. She had the same wacky insane attitude this woman is giving out. Run, run away these are demons.
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https://i.imgur.com/XENijXq.jpg
>my wife saw this meme >she actually made a similar chart >I never wash the dishes so she put "bj" as the reward for washing the dishes >trapcardactivated.jpg >I started washing the dishes every single night >I'd grab them off the table and run them to the sink >got so efficient that I could do it in less than ten minutes, no soaking, even on egg night >I would finish and turn around with a shit eating grin on my face >wife ended up tearing up the poster and pretending it was a joke because she hates giving bj's
Feels good to win one
>Pleasuring anon is such a chore it has to be done ironically
Massive W bud.
>my wife saw this meme >she actually made a similar chart >I never wash the dishes so she put "bj" as the reward for washing the dishes >trapcardactivated.jpg >I started washing the dishes every single night >I'd grab them off the table and run them to the sink >got so efficient that I could do it in less than ten minutes, no soaking, even on egg night >I would finish and turn around with a shit eating grin on my face >wife ended up tearing up the poster and pretending it was a joke because she hates giving bj's
Feels good to win one
100% she is on SSRI's. I knew a woman at my first job who was raped from age 4-10 and was on massive doses of anti depressants. She had the same wacky insane attitude this woman is giving out. Run, run away these are demons.
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[...] >Pleasuring anon is such a chore it has to be done ironically
Massive W bud.
>getting criticized by these virgin losers
Idiots, having a sense of humor is why I love my wife in the first place. She made these cookies for my vasectomy, too. If you don't think this is funny you will never understand marriage.
You're the same anon who farmed Yous on the foreskin threads a few days ago aren't you? I unironically think you can get a job at some think tank with your passion for trolling this board
Does having a sticker system for workouts help with consistency?
It’s tough out there bros. White upper middle class millennial women have had the ground they walked on worshipped from day 1 and spoiled mercilessly by their parents. It’s unironically like dealing with a child who has walked all over their parents their whole lives
This is funny cuz in my dad's case he was basically a comfy pepe neet getting tendies from my mom who has an actual career and money. They got divorced in the end though, but it was more because my dad's an unapologetic schizo.
Many might say they went insane, but I think they snapped and suddenly were sane and realized they been living with some insane parasitic bitch for too long.
Is that real? Truly disqusting.
For me it's his utterly crushed, defeated expression
Look at the woman handwriting. It's real.
Marital rape isn't illegal, so this chart is meaningless
she's not even that hot
I'm guessing she was before she hit the wall and he just got with her for good lays, now he's stuck with a crazy bitch and screaming kids she won't help raise
its always the white boy with zero game getting bossed around by his bitch until he snaps and goes full Chris Watts
>game
In the context of morons, game means they got money or drugs. Usually the latter
>bossed around by his bitch
Who the fuck do you think invented the word SIMP and who the fuck do you think it was originally referring to, moron? moronS. ABOUT OTHER moronS
>latinas don't like black men
yeah i'm thinking this chart is bs
Seriously. SoCal is basically that
online dating is where post wall roasties and single mom fatties go to find betabuxx
*sets age filter to <22*
not my problem
>15% of Asian women find Asian men the most attractive
Oof.
If only pic related was still legal. Fucking women voted cops in to be the permanent parents to run too. Women need a small slap for correction just like children. I’m not saying beat them with oranges or bars of soap, but marital rape should never have been made illegal either.
i don't think a naked hula dance or a blowjob from her is worth completing the task
I don't drink coffee so I can't answer the OP question.
To answer seriously: not in the form of threats/manipulation/'rewards' like in that pic - but if you are the type who can accidentally lose a whole day doing nothing worthwhile without any external pressure to guide you, then having an autistic written checklist/spreadsheet of to-dos can be helpful.
For me, ticking off daily things like "Watch an episode of something from your backlog" (instead of going to Twitch or letting the YT recommendations send me down rabbitholes) and "Read a chapter of a book" (instead of spending hours on IST) keeps me in line.
There are plenty of days where if I'd let myself go on autopilot I'd have just played videogames all evening, but the desire to see all of those daily boxes (including "work out") get ticked as to not break the streak pushed me to get up. After all, 'the only bad workout is the one you didn't do' - I'm always glad I did it afterwards, and I have the autistic checklist to thank for that.
If you want to go full sperg, you could even then tally up counts per week/month for a final figure and then aim to beat that in the next month.
tl;dr if you struggle with consistency or drive, just having a written to-do list down can help. Depending on the severity of your lethargic tendencies, this could be anywhere from simple reminder notes, to a full-on tracked quantification of your daily life.
unironically gonna make one of those right now. Thanks anon.
this is good shit
related android app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.isoron.uhabits&hl=en_US&gl=US
also getting things done has a bit on checklists, as well as the whole metodology helping those of the adhdtismo type find it easier to do what they "want" to do, instead of what the squirrel brain gets tricked into doing
>If you want to go full sperg, you could even then tally up counts per week/month for a final figure and then aim to beat that in the next month
holy shit
this is the guy making fun of incels online. Brutal....
>quickly put toilet seat up and down six time
I take more than 6 shits a week. If I were him, I'd agree to the chart and hold her to it. I better not hear nagging, ever.
100% she is on SSRI's. I knew a woman at my first job who was raped from age 4-10 and was on massive doses of anti depressants. She had the same wacky insane attitude this woman is giving out. Run, run away these are demons.
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>Pleasuring anon is such a chore it has to be done ironically
Massive W bud.
>starts feeding kids cleaning supplies to induce vomiting
heh, nothing personell kids
And I'm called an incel for having sex dolls instead of dealing with this nightmare.
My system in keeping my lazy ass in check is looking at my fucking body and guilting myself.
I just be feeding my kids Ipecac all day
>my wife saw this meme
>she actually made a similar chart
>I never wash the dishes so she put "bj" as the reward for washing the dishes
>trapcardactivated.jpg
>I started washing the dishes every single night
>I'd grab them off the table and run them to the sink
>got so efficient that I could do it in less than ten minutes, no soaking, even on egg night
>I would finish and turn around with a shit eating grin on my face
>wife ended up tearing up the poster and pretending it was a joke because she hates giving bj's
Feels good to win one
I dunno man, sounds like you lost that battle by being married to a cunt in the first place.
>getting criticized by these virgin losers
Idiots, having a sense of humor is why I love my wife in the first place. She made these cookies for my vasectomy, too. If you don't think this is funny you will never understand marriage.
You're the same anon who farmed Yous on the foreskin threads a few days ago aren't you? I unironically think you can get a job at some think tank with your passion for trolling this board
I support not having kids. Look at OP this guy had them look how it worked out. Lol lmao even.
>woman admits she hates sucking your dick
>win(?)
Ignorance truly is bliss
I fucked her while he did his cuck chores
(She’s insane)
I genuinely pity fools like this
No, because I'm not a child who needs to be coddled
He did this to himself really
It’s tough out there bros. White upper middle class millennial women have had the ground they walked on worshipped from day 1 and spoiled mercilessly by their parents. It’s unironically like dealing with a child who has walked all over their parents their whole lives
i have a sticker system for coffee. is it good for me?
He could just max out the toilet seat one in a day then never get nagged again
This is funny cuz in my dad's case he was basically a comfy pepe neet getting tendies from my mom who has an actual career and money. They got divorced in the end though, but it was more because my dad's an unapologetic schizo.
Why do men one day suddenly seem to just snap and kill their wives and cut them up into pieces?
Many might say they went insane, but I think they snapped and suddenly were sane and realized they been living with some insane parasitic bitch for too long.