Does it count as cardio?

Does it count as cardio?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      very unAmerican

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Depending on how big your lawn is, mowing it, combined with dumping out the bags of grass clippings, and weed whacking + spraying some weed killer or bug spray + raking + sweeping the driveway + whatever else you do assuming you don't just mow the lawn burns about 500 calories. You can skip the cardio portion of the gym if you mow the lawn that day

    t. AppleWatch wearer dad who has 1/3 acre he does with a push mower

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would also like to add its better to get sunlight and get your vitamin d in you so he should be wearing short sleeves if possible

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bagging your clippings
      ISHYGDDT. Clippings are basically free fertilizer. Only time you wanna bag is if you're cutting down a large amount of grass and you have clumps everywhere choking out healthy grass

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some grass types hate clippings and can develop thatch issues.

        Lawn looks better bagged too. No dead grass adding a brown hue to the yard.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but this does. Take the scythe pill.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking sperg, it would've been acceptable if you had suggested using a push mower.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hit 1 rock
      >now have to spend 20 minutes resharpening your scythe

      t. scythe owner
      unless you have a perfectly level artisan grade lawn, using a scythe sucks fricking ass.
      also frick lawns, plant some fricking food instead.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just make an uneven lawn
      Literally no reason to use this. Technology has surpassed this

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I simply don't mow my lawn

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    get mogged

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it counts as active recovery. If it’s cardio for you you are way out of shape. I push mow and it takes me about 50 minutes and i do it on my rest day every week for active recovery. It’s good for getting some sun in

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, all of them are self powered.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIDER CHADS WW@

    These zoomers don’t know what its like riding a 1/8 ton hog at 9am.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      my neighbor used to have those and as a kid we would steal my friends sisters barbies and put them in the lawn to see them get chopped up

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine still sleeping by 10AM.

      I'm awake at 5AM, 3 cups of coffee, laundry, dishes done, and have usually worked out by 10AM.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bragging about waking up early
        lol. lmao even. but congratulations timmy.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you. I take pride in being the first one awake and being more productive than everyone else. There is a reason I'm a homeowner with a family, cultivate >50% of my own food between our garden, greenhouse, hunting, and fishing, and why I'm aiming to retire at 49 as long as the republicans get back in the office. My wife is hotter, my kids are cuter (and could kick your kids ass if you even have them, incel), my house is bigger, my cars are better, my PC is beefier, my house is cleaner, my library is bigger, I guarentee I lift more than you, have a better body, my furniture is nicer, and I'm a valued member of my community. No matter which way you slice it, its very rare I meet someone better than me and more motivated or harder working.

          Appreciate that passive aggresive attitude and energy shitting on people for being productive you fricking clown. Get on your knees and suck my wiener. We all know you learned from sucking your dads.

          t. 5AM master race.

          I was orginally on this site to help you clowns, but you guys just talk shit. Imagine coming to a fitness board, where fitness, is all about how much work you pit in and shitting on hard work.

          Unironically post body

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely hate summer, but one thing I enjoy during it is mowing the lawn. I turn the music on very loud and mow the grass for the next 4 hours, sweating in the scorching sun, moving on to some good metal. I used to hate it as a kid, but now I love it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer Pros:
      >Women wearing less clothing around town
      >Nicer weather
      >Lemonade tastes better
      >nice fresh cut lawn
      >Sunlight is good for mental health
      >Swimming is free
      >Fishing is better and easier
      >Garden is fresh

      Summer Cons:
      >Sometimes its too muggy and you have to turn on A/C or have a buncha fans so its bearable
      >Mosquitos
      >Bees
      >Wasps
      >Hornets
      >If you're in the city it smells worse because of dindus and their trash
      >fireworks (I don't get it)
      >Tornados

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUUUZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ RRRRRR RRRRRRR ZZZZZZZZ

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wake up zoomie its 12pm

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if you smoke crack before or are old.

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