>does nothing but fucks around and eats bananas all day. >average male is strong enough to pick up over 1800kg

>does nothing but fricks around and eats bananas all day
>average male is strong enough to pick up over 1800kg

how are human males even supposed to compete? even a fricking chimp is strong enough to rip your arms off no problem. in fact why even learn advanced martial arts? most fights end within 2 punches and you have a higher chance of breaking your neck on a staircase then meeting someone who knows how to fight. in fact why even work out? those 2 physical encounters you might face before death are not worth spending half of your day in the gym. practice skills which matter such as cardio. that one drunk stacy walking around at 2am is not going to catch herself y'know?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They actually don't eat many bananas in the wild. It's mostly leaves.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas aren't even real anyway

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat a bunch of gorilla shit then sit around doing nothing but eating bananas.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a huge dexterity trade off being that strong
    you wouldn't be able to jerk off anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and? all i would need to do is find (rape) a female which would be piss easy unless everyone else also gains gorilla strength. which would more or less make it pointless because then the baseline would increase anyway and you would need to be even stronger in order to compete

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what you're saying is you need to hit the gym but also scare off competition from the gym by standing guard at the doors and ooga boogaing with a barbell

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if need be, correct. the worst thing is gorillas have 1 alpha only hence you must be alone else your subjects will betray you sooner or later. develop a sixth sense for danger and never keep your eyes off your surroundings. if the gym has multiple entrances you are fricked boyo. you will get overrun and buck broken by a group of sub-8 chimps. your only choice is to pray and spawn camp the only way in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason gorillas have so much muscle is so that we can hunt them and eat them because they're prey and we're predators.

        >I'd just rape
        and get beat up by chad?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chad

          chad would get ass raped by a gang of chimps in his sleep. not to mention the fact that he would be too busy proving himself to other gorillas to claim most females. in short he would get my left overs while i gymcel maxx

          >how are human males even supposed to compete?
          I don't remember humans being on the list of endangered species but hey, you do you

          fine big boy. go ahead and live in africa then. see how long you last before you die of a random cut in your flesh - dirty water

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chad would get ass raped by a gang of chimps in his sleep
            >in his sleep

            What did anon mean by this?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could take one out in a fight

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gorillas are AI generated animals. look at their hands and see who wack long their fingers are.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how are human males even supposed to compete?
    I don't remember humans being on the list of endangered species but hey, you do you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some races of humans are extinct and are endangered though, especially with the increased race mixing destroying long held races.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but hey, you do you
      This is such a disgusting and feminine way of talking. Only urbanites and TV watchers, the scum of the earth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are roughly seven other species of humans that became extinct. Some of them correlate to mythology, like the denisovans being cave-dwellers (dwarves). Iirc there's a pygmy one that's like gnomes.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof that looks > strength

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gorillas also have 1" microdicks

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