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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    foreskin flies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in tears

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 h

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >four hours a day playing with your foreskin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way I could cut it down to four hours

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes but it takes time, a lot of fricking time. Just go to your local pharmacy or go online and order phimosis cream. Far better far faster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yes can i have some phimosis cream

      no

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve used rings from phimocure for 2 weeks now. There is some progress but nothing huge yet. At least you can put them on for an hour and do your thing instead of focusing on stretching.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bought the set but I cant even get them to stay on. Im seriously considering just getting circumsized.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Going with bigger size does not help? Initially I just slid them on without folding as those rings could fit like that, when I moved to bigger ones I had to fold them and it was hard to get them in properly. I have to work a bit to have them stay on. I usually fold it and make the inner part go diagonally so it will go deeper once unfolded. It won’t unfold on itself and I have to push it out. Hurts initially, and when taking it off but well. Maybe it will help, if not I’m gonna get cut too I guess.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every day I thank my religious parents for opting to remove my foreskin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah honestly as much as i hate israelites and hate that my penis was mutilated without my consent as a baby, uncut dicks seem fricking gross. girls like my cut penis and think it’s cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean your israeli parents
      Only in America and israel can someone get away with calling genital mutilation "religiousness"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know muslims exist? A lot of them as well, in case you moron self never heard of them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Muslims are subhumans that should not exist.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"atleast I don't have muh israelite dick

    *GETS PHIMOSIS*

    *SPENDS 4 HOURS/DAY STRETCHING DICK*

    *CHRONIC DICK CHEESE*

    *WILL NEVER GET HEAD AT A PARTY* (no time to wash away dick cheese lulz)

    *GROSS LOOKING DICK*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do your research https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogg_(novel)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do yours

        HARD MODE
        ----------------------
        Don't blame a israeli conspiracy for every study that doesn't support your opinion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the Judaicized masses known as american "women" perfer mutilated penises
          And Somalis perfer their women with the vulva & clitoris removed at birth. Luckily, I don't care about subhuman's preference.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i presume you did not follow that link. the story i linked is about a gay man who enslaves a young boy for sex; it's long-from written porn for gay men; the sort the gays of old wrote before AIDS wiped them out. wherein the complaint is made more than once that young men don't produce smegma (many, though not most, gay men like eating it) because they are constantly using their pricks. and it is true that moisture on the glans of any sort stops the production of smegma. that's why the horror stories of cheese factories are from phimotic men, who never had a functioning penis in the first place, and ancient old men, who have neither bathed nor had sexual contact in months. for any man of normal bodily function smegma is a non-concern.

          now as to what women think, I can give no answer but this:
          >what women think

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >caring about womens preference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao seething mutilated dick moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes cause 99% of 4skin havers have phimosis enjoy your mutilated wiener basically a troony

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >circumsision
    It's illegal in my country lmao, I don't understand why the israelites and mutts are doing that unironically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are literally israelite controlled.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, but picrelated will surely do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you cant regrow the nerve endings. you can stretch your skin out all you want tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is about phimosis not reconstruction

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worked for me
    still have short frenulum though. need to be a bit more consistent to fix it. its more stubborn

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't fapping just fix this? It did for me. It felt good stretching my foreskin by pulling it back.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think circumcision is barbaric and should be banned, but holy shit, foreskin is nasty.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally dialating your dick

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    healed mine with this when I was 15yo

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have my first child, a son, on the way.
    I am a Canadian and was circumcised, everyone was, basically, in the late 80s when I was born.
    Should I leave my son natural? I feel that I should, but I also know there is a lot of gross shit to manage if you don't circumcise.

    Thoughts, opinions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leave the foreskin be. If he doesn't like it he can remove it later. Just make sure he bathes regularly which you should do anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but I also know there is a lot of gross shit to manage if you don't circumcise.
      Do circumcised people think uncut men constantly churn out smegma like a dripping faucet or something? Literally just pull the skin back and wash it when you take a shower. There is absolutely no benefit to circumcision unless it's medically necessary and you won't know that until later and in many cases it can be fixed with stretching exercises. Don't mutilate your child's genitals based on moronic archaic religious traditions of sand people because you fell for the mUh DiCk cHeSeE meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m certainly leaning toward not doing it, because it isn’t medically necessary. Understand that there is uncertainty that comes from breaking with a generations-long tradition in your culture though, even a bad tradition. It’s an aspect of anatomy with which I have no familiarity. When he’s old enough to wash himself it’s entirely reasonable, but before that, it’s a lot of handle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but I also know there is a lot of gross shit to manage if you don't circumcise.
      No you don't, you fricking mutilated leaf.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worked for me with steroid cream when I was like 16

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally have an 8x6 inch massive wiener. I’m 6’6, 245 lbs at 6% bodyfat. Everytime I pull out my member womens jaws literally drop, I can see the twinkle in their eye as they know they’re about to have 2-3 orgasms whilst squirting. That being said, I don’t have foreskin and women love it. They say it looks so clean and pretty, and it encourages them to give me head everytime they make eye contact with my massive hog. I couldn’t imagine having an uncut, twist tie pecker. Just imagine having a disgusting, thin, flappy skinned dick cheese chode instead of a massive cut, chad wiener. Uncutgays literally btfo, no recovery in sight.

    -chad

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That pic is really misleading. If you have phimosis you're not going to stretch it to that level as shown.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I miss my foreskin 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, you can fully restore it and then stretch it beyond your wildest imagination

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IST - Fitness

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loosen your tight forskin by playing with your dick four hours a day. Might as well just become a porn edging addict.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most people have phimosis when younger. You don't grow out of it. You need to man up, lubricate and moisturize your foreskin, and slowly pull that motherfricker over your glans. Don't fricking goatse your foreskin for fricks sake

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