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There is something so demonic about this and I can’t even articulate what it is

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >.co.uk
    a demonic domain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it some sort of advanced chastity cage?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your erection quality differs day to day so you have no idea if you're gaining size or not

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your intuition is correct. Never do something like this. For anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Never do something like this. For anything.
      why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but using these things WILL break your dick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how/why?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hard flaccid. You'll be fine if you take it really slow. But yeah hard flaccid is fricking brutal.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              why does it say that people got stronger erections from using it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because they want to sell you something. It pulls your inner ligament out and stretches your tunica. It gives you weak erections when you use it a lot. But when you stop it goes back to normal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've looked through it an frankly i feel more moronic for doing so. All of these studies are jumbled. It seems as though its certain that vaccums don't work but that traction devices can add cms in some cases. There are problems:
            >most of the studies are concerned with people who have fiber dick disease where their dick is all bent so really the gains are just from straitening their dicks out, which seems to work well. the more bent your dick the more length you gain, just like if you flatten a banana obviously is gets longer when pushed flat.
            >pretty much every study is about flaccid length gain, or streched gain. i didn't see anything about erections which is all that rly matters
            >most of the studies that do talk about the stuff anons would care about are micropenis guys, that isn't rly comparable to a normal dick

            Frankly I don't see anything that says any of these things work, and I've never seen anyone on here post a serious study that isn't 20 years old and done on 8 ppl.
            Common sense also says this is moronic. If you could gain even an inch reliably every dude on the planet would buy it, even dudes rocking 15 inch elephant trunks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yup except nobody is rocking 15 inch elephant trunks.

              All those stats in porn and ads are fake/enhanced/angles/etc. Real porn stars are in the 6-7" range. It's super rare to be above that. Guys claiming 9 or 10" dicks are almost certainly lying. Anything above that is like 1 of 1 on the planet level

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stealth encouragement thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Stealth encouragement thread
                In some ways but when you realize the entire porn industry is obsessed with making wieners look as big as possible you realize they do that because that's what the customer demands. Modern men coom to humiliation. In fact they can't coom UNLESS they feel humiliated. People want to be weak and pathetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's why white guys love to watch their favorite JAV actress get creampied by asian dicks, then seethe about "changs" online to cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What are you waffling about chang

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                there was a webpage where some autist analyzed major porn star penises by comparing to the size of the female porn actresses hands and head, etc and found their actual size, which is a lot smaller than they claim.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was thinking about that. What was the link?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was thinking about that. What was the link?

                I gotchu bros
                >https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A little tough to visualize in the general population.
                But now I wonder how the graphs look like for men's heights.
                Yes, the average height is 5'10, but if the bell curve looks anything like pic related, it would imply that 6'1 guys are stupidly rare (they aren't at all).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah I have a masters degree containing novel research of looking at dicks for an entire semester
                kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was being hyperbolic for effect. I think they did there's a deboonker who's for decades offered 100,000$ to anyone with a provable 12 inch dong and no one's ever come forward.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was 10", and no one had even proven 9".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yup except nobody is rocking 15 inch elephant trunks.
                speak for yourself loser
                mine can pick up bananas and slap women clean across the room

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Observe

                https://i.imgur.com/OZ7NABk.gif

                [...]
                The results speak for themselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                real porn stars are often in the 6-7" length yes, but their girth is often 6"+ which is way above average. girth gains are many, many times more significant than their equivilant in length, visually and increased pleasure for guy/girl

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              there's proof that penis size can be achieved because priapism is well studied and causes very large dicks in some men. it's exactly what you do when you clamp, but there are no studies that have tried to achieve this with specifically clamping. there are studies that have shown length increases by stretching but they were not using enough weight or sets, and it was over a short period of time
              anyway clearly its physiologically possible so traction for length and clamping for girth would work if you did it enough

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I challenge you or anyone on this board to find me a study where erect length was improved by even .5 inches on using this (considered the only one with any evidence) or any device in a study that had more than 50 people and isn't 20 years old done in Thailand or something. No fiber penis or micropenis shit.
                You can't do it. It doesn't exist. People spouting this shit love to claim they've seen le studies, but can never seem to find them.
                If it was real it would be a best seller. No man other than some facetious humble bragger "damn it sucks my dick is to big bro" would turn down an extra inch or two for 100$.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Lifting works to build muscles and a better body, but it isn't more popular
                People don't want to put in the work.
                I can buy a nice Rogue power rack, but if I never use it consistently then of course it seems useless.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know you have to actually use the thing to grow your dick.
                And by use it, I mean daily for 3-8 hours a day, for well over a year straight.

                Again, my point. Just anecdotal dysmorphiagay bullshit like all the schizos and their aincent Pythagorean eating regimes that do nothing and leave them a step above dyel status at best.
                There are no studies showing these things do anything for an erect penis. Its not a "initial findings suggest" thing, it's zero. None. Nothing. At best they will change the resting soft length, which is totally variable an untestable anyway and changes on any given day depending on temp and how comfy you feel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know you have to actually use the thing to grow your dick.
                And by use it, I mean daily for 3-8 hours a day, for well over a year straight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If it's just $100, then what's the hesitation?
                >s-show me the studies!
                really Black person?
                try it and find out if it works you gaylord

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                !!! STUDIES SHOW!!!! is about that the majority of studies are put out by slanted politically interested parties or cherry-picking. its not even contemplating the total absence of any sort of study. there are even studies critical of the vaxx or fluoride.
                but not one of you can find a single one that shows these work. and it also doesn't work in this context because (you) are arguing for me to consooom, I'm not shilling you anything or asking you to spend money, the opposite.

                I am asking for 1 (one) (I) study which shows even a 1cm increase in ERECT length that is long lasting and doesn't have to do with fiberdick straitening or microdick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can't tell you why there is an absence of the studies you seek. But I don't agree that we can absolutely conclude on that fact alone that penis traction does not work. That's just silly and you know it.
                But to answer your question, Thundersplace gets recommended as proof that this stuff works. No, I'm not interested in spoonfeeding you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If it works, it always sells.
                It does not sell, so it does not work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Assuming you're right (they don't sell), you have to consider the market for this product. You are talking about sales for a penis extension device. There's already taboo surrounded around guys buying sex toys. Penis size insecurity plays into this as well, no man wants to admit he's inadequate by virtue of buying something like this. Plus, you have a lot of fear mongering around PE being dangerous.
                There's a load of mental hoops one has to go through to even bite the bullet and try something like this. It's a stupidly niche product.
                Besides, how can you say it doesn't sell? Do you have proof of this? The mainstay brands should be long dead if they weren't making profit on their devices.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You type all these words but it isn't going to change my or anyone else's mind. If it works, there would be at least one study. There isn't, and there's usually a thread up shilling this consoomer slop like there is for a bunch of other shit like sups, with people arguing the same "STUDIES SHOW" meme.
                But it isn't the case. Creatine and HMB for example are backed by studies. Even obscure stuff is. But those aren't shilled. Shilling is always most heavy on shit that doesn't work and has no evidence of working.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alright. Have a good day anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If it works, there would be at least one study.
                This.
                It would be in the best interest of those companies to fund an honest study about the efficacy of these devices. Instead, they cope with garbage studies like how it increased length in dicks with peyronies while conveniently leaving out the parts about erect length. The only thing dudes looking into this shit would care about anyway.
                My guess is that they either really don't have the money due to poor sales, or they know they are just another scam company preying on men's insecurities hiding behind extremely lofty soience.
                Still though, doesn't explain away the loads of anecdotes on thundersplace

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It does work and is medically studied for peyronies/fiberdick by third parties not shills. And that makes sense. The gain in length is proportional to the curvature and studies include this. A straight line is longer when using a straight line measurement than a curved one.
                The way these companies cope is by talking about flacid length. And that is a nothing. Its just the length the dick is comfy resting at, and who cares about it anyway.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care about size or girth, just want the 'skin back bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No refunds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of devices for that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do I look like motherfricking Namekian to you? There's no fricking way I can just stretch that shit back and make it the real thing. They even ripped up my fricking frenulum. There is no refunds.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's a shame. My wife has recently started fingering herself during foreplay and rubbing her juices into my frenulum. Feels amazing. I'll enjoy it extra in your honour, anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There's no fricking way I can just stretch that shit back and make it the real thing.
          As long as some inner foreskin remains, you can apply tension to grow more of it. It's the same premise behind gauge earrings or regrowing skin for burn victims.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there nerves are still chopped off no?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of devices for that.

      No refunds

      >There's no fricking way I can just stretch that shit back and make it the real thing.
      As long as some inner foreskin remains, you can apply tension to grow more of it. It's the same premise behind gauge earrings or regrowing skin for burn victims.

      there nerves are still chopped off no?

      The nerves are indeed chopped off. You'll recover sensitivity on the head, though, since it will lose keratinization.

      Look into foregen, though; about our only hope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just want the 'skin back bros
      Just remember this with your kids. The US needs a big push against genital mutilation, and your israeli owners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      once I get a gf I'll get circumcised (phimosis), I hope they make it pretty.
      >inb4 just strech m8
      already have, erect I can now retract behind head but i still get microscars and i think cut would look better

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this for homies with a micropenis
    I'm 7 inches and it'd be cool to have an absolutely huge wiener
    although my balls would end up looking comically small by comparison but who cares

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 7 inches and it'd be cool to have an absolutely huge wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. 4x3

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why use expensive equipment that might not work when you can get better and guaranteed results with the traditional method?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The final boss of penis enlargement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/o5u9vDf.gif

      The results speak for themselves.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have one.
    I don't necessarily see what about using something like this would be demonic. Maybe the vanity of it, or the fact that it's meant purely to enhance sexual pleasure. But I really don't see it anything more than cosmetics.
    I will say though, definitely worked to bump up my length after about 10 months of extremely inconsistent use. I was about 3" flaccid and 7" hard, now I'm something like 5.5" flaccid and 7.25" hard. I imagine if I was serious about it, I could get better gains, but it's just such a nuisance to get set up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have one.
      proof?
      >I was about 3" flaccid and 7" hard, now I'm something like 5.5" flaccid and 7.25" hard
      proof?

      did it have effect on erections?
      are results permanent?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >. 25 increase in length
      you're fricking stupid hahaha. Dicks vary in size like day to day. If I take cialis and have sex multiple times a day for a few days, sleep well etc then my dick is 'big' but if I don't have sex for a week, eat and sleep shit then it's 'small'. Litteratly inches difference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok? You take penis pills. What's your point?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My point is that you achieved 0 growth you mong. That's just a 'pump' and good bloodflow

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Alright smart ass, I'll take cialis and see if I can push past 7.25" hard. Just to see if you're right or not.
            You're claiming "inches of difference", so in theory I should be rocking a 9 incher on cialis.
            Oh and for reference, I don't use my dick at all (permanent no fap) and it's 7.25". My dick was also 7" when I was regularly having sex and jerking off.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Kek you're just going to end up with a regular ass boner and a pounding headache.
              The anon you replied to is clueless about PE and thinks he has everything "figured out".
              I encourage anyone, including you anon, to get an account on thundersplace and witness the sheer proven PE autism. The shit works but it's incredibly tedious and frankly no one really wants to put in the necessary effort, including myself.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if this is supposed to work why isn't it more popular

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because there aren't really a solid proof that it works. Mostly just random dudes without pictures. Also there is a serious risk that you will frick up your ability to have proper erections, by affecting the circulation routes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 most guys dont get laid
      2 those who do dont give a shit
      3 takes a very long fricking time to see significant results
      4 there's no standard devices or methods so very annoying to get into
      5 need extra 1-2hr a day forever to do it realistically
      6 chance of injury
      a lot of guys do it because they're not big enough for their wives post-childbirth, not for any other reason. lot of women get vaginoplastys to tighten muscles post-birth to fit their guys again too. goes both ways. lot of couples are doing both of these things for eachother, not to be pornstars
      ive seen more pics of dicks than any 5 gay men combined going through thunders place. it definitely works unless theyre using Hollywood vfx to make diff dicks look the exact same to trick literally who and there's not even any primary products being pushed. a lot of guys use literal plastic bags and homemade shit. there's 0 money in this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lifting works to build muscles and a better body, but it isn't more popular
      People don't want to put in the work.
      I can buy a nice Rogue power rack, but if I never use it consistently then of course it seems useless.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >orthopaedic
    >penis extender
    footbros... we won!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It works but the trade off is that you'll tear your penile ligament and never get a proper erection again.
    Solid choice if you're a head guy, since women like sucking big floppy dicks and you'll still have sensitivity.
    Terrible choice if you like fricking pussy since your firehose won't line up and her pussy folds will be stronger than your erection, making the experience weird for the both of you, and potentially dangerous for you.
    Anal is now forever out of the question unless you're jamming it into an already stretched out hole, which again is kind of dangerous for your already weakened dick.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IST is surprisingly moronic when it comes to PE. Autists at various forums have been at this for 20 years. Muh studies. It's like the other anon said. No one does this because it takes 1-2 hours a day for years and it's a pain in the ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thunders Place has plenty of anecdotal evidence but unless man in lab coat tells them it works, they'll never believe it.
      Which, I can understand to a certain extent. But in that same breath, they'll unquestionably believe things like holocaust denial when absolutely no reputable historian/scientist believes this for ~~*reasons*~~.
      You'd think that for morons that get hard for esoteric knowledge, they'd be all over PE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic porn addict spends 20 years increasing the length of his penis (totally not losing weight and pump)
      >still doesn't have sex
      I thought I had a small penor when I was a teenager watching porn but I just started having sex and never thought about it again.. you should try that

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 6 inch dick but only 4.1 inches in girth, my life is fricking hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally just do lipotransfer to your dick and gain the missing 1 inch girth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds dangerous, only results i get are for Mexico

        I‘m worse.

        5 inch length / 5 inch girth

        Frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I‘m worse.

      5 inch length / 5 inch girth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's better, moron.
        >t. 5.5x4.5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I‘m worse.

      5 inch length / 5 inch girth

      That's better, moron.
      >t. 5.5x4.5

      See

      [...]
      I gotchu bros
      >https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/

      wagmi

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i tried a bathmate like that and couldnt use it. it kept making me cum, uncontrollably, after about 15 seconds of suction. anyone else have this problem? id clench my butthole tight and try to stop it but eventually it would give out and is be moaning and whimpering in my bathtub like a complete degenerate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So wait everyone saying they have a 12 inch peepee is actually a small hands manlet with a 6 incher?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much yeah.
      Someone ITT mentioned that some autist was offering significant cash for anyone with a 12 incher to prove themselves and no one has turned up to date.
      I don't think dick size varies as much as something like height does. There's a lot of body parts that have a small window of size deviation from the average range of size, and dicks probably fall into that category.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much yeah.
      Someone ITT mentioned that some autist was offering significant cash for anyone with a 12 incher to prove themselves and no one has turned up to date.
      I don't think dick size varies as much as something like height does. There's a lot of body parts that have a small window of size deviation from the average range of size, and dicks probably fall into that category.

      I also think a lot of guys claiming 8-10 are adding a lot of extra inches. They're likely all in the 5-7 inch range, and probably fraud with improper measurements (like measuring from the bottom, etc). All further exacerbated by women's inability to estimate size, so when guys claim these absurd sizes, they just believe them because 7 inches does look genuinely enormous to the vast majority of girls.
      I say this as someone who is legitimately packing a 7x5.5 myself.

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